The Drunken Ramblings of Caramel

by Fortherepublic22

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 319

When Applejack wakes up one morning not finding caramel in bed with her. She realizes that he left Alot of messages on her phone.

(Inspired by The Drunken Ramblings of Vinyl Record Scratch By the autumm princess)

Applejack wakes up to find her phone ringing……….At 3 am. She ignores it and goes back to bed and when she wakes up. Well caramel isnt there and shes got a load of messages from him on her Android

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-04 04:22:59 UTC

The Drunken Ramblings of Caramel

Applejack was half asleep when she heard her ringtone of We're Apples to the Core. Who the hay would be calling me at 3 am. Applejack thought to herself.

She reached over to her bedside dresser grabbing a hold of her Nexus 5. She looked at the number who was calling her.

Caramel -(208) 875-1907

Celestia damnit. Applejack thought. She assumed he was drunk and he could get a ride from one of his friends. So she ignored the call and put her phone on silent and went to sleep.

This was the 3rd time he called her the past two nights. She needed her rest.

Applejack woke up the next morning. She looked over noticing caramel wasn't sleeping next to her. She wasn't too worried due to the fact that alot of times in the past month he got home at nine in the morning. Due to being wasted.

She looked at her phone noticing she had alot of messages on it. She dialed her phone number and dialed her voice mail passcode. "6 new messages." Said the voice on her phone.

She pressed play all messages. "Wednesday 3:10 am" The voice said being followed by a beep

She immediately recognized Caramels drunkish voice. "H-h-hey sexy. I'm at the bar on 3rd street. I-i-i'm too wasted to drive. I-i-if you can pick me up T-t-that would be great. Bye." The message ended then the auto voice resumed. "Wednesday 3:30 am" Then it was followed by a beep. It was Caramel again. But she could hear music in the backround "A-a-Applejack where are youuuuu. i.ve been waiting what seems like hours. Bigs and Holt are too drunk to drive. We all need rides. P-p-please Applejack." His voice stopped and a beep followed.

Applejack couldn't help chuckling "It was only a 20 minute waiting period how much did he drink?." She said to herself