What in my Face!?

by BearGlitch

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 860

Pinkie Pie, famous for her random musical pieces just appearing at random, bring joy to many! But a voice just so.... filthy brings an opposite feeling.

Can the music happy Ponyville find and stop this filthy being from ruining their music?

Probably not, now let's watch them turn mad, it'll be only a few chromosomes until they do.

(Once again, this is just something I made because it plagued my mind, don't try to take it too seriously, but as always suggestions, complaints, compliments, etc. are always welcome)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-05 02:22:36 UTC

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Pinkie Pie was tossing and turning in her bed, as she grunted and panted in frustration, like she was struggling against something, as sweat poured down her physical form.

Her mind, however, brought light to what was really going on with her: an unknown location, in a mysterious field, said pink pony was rushing like it meant her life, and it probably was. At closer inspection,  voices could be heard echoing in her ears as she was running in fear Sacrifice has not been given "EEP!" Pinkie dashed left, running from the voice The Salamander was fool, and the dark lord has taken him! She screeched even louder at the booming voice. She tried to push herself faster, but the voices did not stop, as they then repeated one phrase over and over.

The dark lord is coming

The dark lord is coming

The dark lord is coming!

The dark lord is coming!

THE DARK LORD IS COMING!

As hope seemed to flush away as the voice got louder, the pink pony came across something.... different, which was understating what she was seeing:  A... creature, with two weird shaped boots, small minotaur-like hands, an out of control fro, sunglasses, and body of pink and brown colors, was fanning itself, and seemed to not notice the bewildered and gasping pony in front of it. Pinkie, nervously gulped, and stuck out a hoof to try to carefully walk to the weird creature, but as soon as she moved just a centimeter, the creature immediately stopped fanning itself, and stared (assuming it was even with the glasses) directly at her....

Moments passed, what felt like an eternity to the hyperactive party pony, she was about say something, "Who-?"

"HA HA HA!"

Out of nowhere the creature laughed, which Pinkie did not know how to respond too, but it did it for her... by slowly pulling four small orange balls from under it's crotch. Pinkie was broken out of her fear completely, as it was replaced with pure confusion as the creature started to speak, after it stopped laughing and stood up and walked toward her.

"How did you find yourself here?"

It spoke with a strange combination of shock and curiosity, as it creepily rubbed its... balls, but Pinkie could deduce that the voice was masculine, so she at least could put some logic into some of this situation. Not understanding this strange language though, Pinkie asked anyway, "What is this place?"

Ignoring her question, the creature spoke again, "You can't be here, it's dangerous"

With more conviction, Pinkie asked again, "Can you please tell me where I am si-?"

"I SAID WHY ARE YOU HERE! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!"

The pony once again lost her confidence, and shrank back on her stomach and even shrieked like Fluttershy. She also tried to back away, but her body somehow made her stay to bide this creature's anger. She started the creature was starting to stutter, as if shocked by her actions.

"H... HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY WARNING!"

She tried to respond again, but the creature once again spoke in his mysterious fury.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

Tired of being yelled at for the last time, Pinkie stood up straight immediately, marched directly toward the bipedal weirdo, and proclaimed:

"Listen up meanie! Just because you are angry at me does not mean you can assume I am being mean back! What if I just can't understand you!? Now... communicating by sweets, that is what truly-"

Pinkie stopped suddenly realizing the creature she was poking went from malice to pure creep, as a wide smile spread across his checks as his gripped her face, not flinching a bit at her struggling. The pink pony herself was shaking and struggling, trying to find some way to escape this scary thing's grasp, as its face was directly in front of hers. He leaned even further to her left ear, as she shivered fearing he might bite her or hurt her in some way, but she just kept telling herself this was just a dream. She squeezed her eyes shut, until she heard a voice whisper something, she could understand, in her ear,

"You have angered the Dark Lord Chin-Chin, get ready for the punishment that is to come"

Darting her eyes to the right, she saw a, what would have been funny site but right now it horrified her to her very bones, was another creature like the one gripping her, but it was all black except for what she assumed was face, on all fours staring at her.... well not really staring, as she noticed slowly that both eyes were just its eyelids, covered in what she guessed was marker pretending to be its eyes.

Thinking it was all over, Pinkie did not see it coming, the weird black creature jumped upon her, while the other creature was gone somewhere, and screeched directly in her right ear:

"Ore wa Chin Chin ga daisuki!"

And just like that, Pinkie woke up back in her bed, covered completely in sweat. She did not have anymore thoughts nor sleep again that night, staring into her bedroom window.