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Centric: The Living Tombstone
Groaning Tombstone sat up, "Why do I feel like I fell out of a tree?"
Another figure sat up as well, "Tell me about it, I mean I- Who the hell are you?"
The figure was a light blue cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane. She was looking at Tombstone with both a look of shock and one of curiosity. Tombstone gaped back.
"Rainbow Dash!?"
"Who the hell are you?" She responded.
"I'm, oh wow, I'm the Living Tombstone, a brony from Earth, and a human!" He held out his han- "What the? A hoof!?" Craning his neck to look at himself he gasped, "Holy cow! I'm a pony! My pony to boot!"
"Hello. Now. What are you doing in my house?"
"How should I know? I just got up!"
Rainbow grabbed him, who knows how what with hooves an' all, and dragged him outside. Tombstone glanced around and found himself in the air as he was dragged to a certain library far below. Looking around grinning, who wouldn't when ending up in one of their favorite TV shows?, Tombstone looked absolutely ecstatic. Anyway the human musician turned pony looked back at the Pegasus and wondered why he had ended up in her house. All things considered there were more logical places for him to end up. That aside he realized with a start he had ended up in a cloud house, how had he even been able to stay up? Before he could complete the thought the Pegasus rapped on the wooden door in front of the library.
"TWILIGHT!"
A grumbling purple opened the door, clearly having been just woken up.
"Rainbow, I swear to Celestia if this is about another Daring Do book, I will give you a mustache for a month. You know not to bother me until I've had my coffee."
"Oh yeah? I think this is pretty important!" She somehow held Tombstone up in the air who grinned sheepishly and waved.
"So? It's just a new pony."
"Oh yeah? He was asleep in my house!"
"So?"
"Twilight. I live in a cloud house."
"And?"
"Oh for Celestia's sake! He's an EARTH pony named 'The Living Tombstone'."
Twilight's eyes bugged out. She stuttered at Rainbow before running inside. Meanwhile Rainbow pushed Tombstone inside and followed quickly. Inside they found Twilight tossing books behind with magic before she stopped at a book and proceeded to flip through it rapidly, a look of astonishment gradually filling her eyes before she turned to Tombstone.
"Who are you? I just looked through both A History of Magical Anomalies by Bath Bagshot and On the Magical abilities of Earth Ponies by Hawk Wing. You're not in either! I even consulted the national census! How?"
Tombstone shrugged, "How should I know I just got here."
Twilight continued to gape at the human-turned-earth-pony.
Rainbow in the meantime was flexing her wings. "Whatever. I've gotta go take care of the weather." She flew out the door and Tombstone watched silently as Twilight's eye twitched and her ear started flicking.
Tombstone knew this look from the show and immediately started backing away slowly.
"Twilight... Can you please calm down? I don't want to become a science experiment." Twilight stepped forward menacingly.
"It won't hurt," she said.
Tombstone shook his head, "Idon'tcareaboutthatI'mgoingto- RUN!" He full-on sprinted out of the Library and Twilight attempted to grab him with her magic but it failed and he went sprinting away.
Tombstone quickly went flying past Sugar-Cube Corner, his teeth ached as if filled with cavities as he ran by, and a pink blur appeared bouncing along next to him.
"Oh my gosh! My Pinkie sense was right! Somepony new! I have to throw you a party with some balloons and cake and..." the pink one trailed off.
"Can't right now Pinkie! Twilight wants to study me like a lab rat!" he said wondering how Pinkie kept up even though she was just bouncing along.
"Okie dokie loki! See you later at the party Mr. Tombstone." She raced off.
Tombstone nearly stopped in his tracks but wrote it off as Pinkie being Pinkie. He reached the edge of town before diving behind a building and catching his breath.
Meanwhile
The dark figure giggled ferociously and a voice similar to John De Lancie's spoke up.
"Oh my that was just hilarious. I should do this again!"
The Library
Spike watched the stallion run for it before turning Twilight.
"Calm down. You've gone mad scientist again."
Her eye and ear stopped and she spoke up "Sorry, it's just so confusing..."
Spike sighed, "I get that but you've scared off so many ponies."
Twilight frowned. "I'm not that bad."
Spike looked at her, "You burst into flames when you couldn't understand something."
"That was ONE time."
"And?"
"Fine... Sorry."
"Don't tell me that, tell him."
Twilight glared at Spike and stepped outside.
Tombstone
Tombstone silently sat behind the house before Twilight walked up to him.
"Listen I just wanted to-"
Tombstone tried running, but his tail was caught by Twilight.
"Let me go you madmare! I will not go down so easily!"
Tombstone flailed dramatically.
"I'm sorry okay. Not understanding something makes me crazy."
"In the literal sense too." Tombstone commented, "But I get it."
"Ok. No will you come to the Library with me?"
"Only if you promise not to use me like a lab rat."
Groaning Twilight responded, "Fine."
