Co-Authored by Pacce

Two hundred years after Equestria has been ravaged by war, life goes on.

Some ponies want to fight the good fight, and make the wasteland a better place. Other ponies want power and complete control over what remains of the world.

And then, there are some that don't care about any of that, and just want to get rich and famous.

This is their very bizarre story.

Part loving parody, part genuine homage; a Fallout: Equestria side-story for people who didn't read Fallout: Equestria!

We begin with a brilliant engineer and a capable assassin, mutual parasites putting their skills to use in the interest of amassing wealth and fame. It's business as usual until they receive the offer of a lifetime, and quickly end up with more than they bargained for...

And if you like these jerks enough to read about what happened before the events of this story, there's Odds and Ends.