October 6th, 2014
3:22 PM

Furious at the lack of customer service provided towards him by his local bank branch, an anonymous user posted their phone number to a disreputable bulletin board.

Author's Note

Since I finished writing the new chapter, this contest is now closed. Original post maintained for posterity's sake:

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

The next chapter I was planning to write was based on the GO Bank heist. However, I don't just want to use the phone calls from the game, and I can't think of much myself. So I'm going to open it up to you, anyone who's still getting updates on this thing.

Overkill Software got the original calls from a contest on the Steam forums. So I'm going to do the same thing with you guys. If you have an idea for a humourous or bizarre phone call for Bain to answer in between the serious drama, please comment on this chapter with it. Please use common sense and don't post anything ridiculously offensive (racist, sexist, homophobic etc).

If you make the cut, then I'll post your call during the next chapter and credit you at the end. Submissions close when the next chapter, "Counter", is posted.

And remember: If a tree falls and no-one eats the turtles before the eclipse happens, do it make yogurt fall out of the pockets of the elderly? Maybe. Just maybe.