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Pizza With Pinkie

Pizza time with Pinkie Pie

I'm sure you will enjoy

We got Button and Sweetie Belle

Playing on that Joy Boy!

Everypony knows I'm the best

At partying, you know

And when it's Pinkie Pizza Time

I'm gonna run this show!

It's crazy, awesome, fantastic

Anything you say

After all when Pinkie's here

It's gonna blow you away!

Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties

Oh yeah, they're the best!

Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl

Join them and all of the rest!

Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties

Hire Pinkie Pie now for only $16 an hour!

"Ugh, what a cheesy way to promote yourself..." thought Applejack, dropping her flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..."

Suddenly, she was ran over by a herd of ponies flocking to Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties.