D3RP?

Your lovely blonde mane and

Your beautiful golden coat

Compliment your eyes well

Your hair is a horrible shade of purple and

Your dull white coat and your absurd

Fashion taste make you a 'sight', that's alright

I can't take my eyes off of you

Or your beautiful emerald eyes

May I have this dance?

Everyone looks away from you for a good reason

Nobody likes your giant eyes, they're just gross

Can't you just go away?