D3RP?

by Actually leaving now

Rating: teen
Tags: Random
Length: 975

A collection of poems about ponies.

A collection of poems about ponies. Contains: pizza, Derpy, hayburgers, background ponies, Cupcakes references, Fluttershed and other horrific beauties created by the fandom.

Thank you for reading my first poem compilation and I hope that you enjoy D3RP?. [size=0.75em]Uhm, i-if that's okay with you, I guess… :yay:[/size]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-19 05:39:00 UTC

D3RP? ~Magical pony Derpy~

Derpy flies across the field

Flapping wings in the breeze

She may not look it with her eyes

but she is the hero of our world

Her big wall eyes set her apart

from the competition

With a wave of her muffin wand

She'll clobber those baddies

Mailmare and magical girl

Derpy Hooves is her name

She'll never let those bad guys

Succeed at ending her game

Mailmare and magical girl

Derpy Hooves is her name

Even if you try

You'll never end her game!

Pizza With Pinkie

Pizza With Pinkie

Pizza time with Pinkie Pie

I'm sure you will enjoy

We got Button and Sweetie Belle

Playing on that Joy Boy!

Everypony knows I'm the best

At partying, you know

And when it's Pinkie Pizza Time

I'm gonna run this show!

It's crazy, awesome, fantastic

Anything you say

After all when Pinkie's here

It's gonna blow you away!

Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties

Oh yeah, they're the best!

Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl

Join them and all of the rest!

Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties

Hire Pinkie Pie now for only $16 an hour!

"Ugh, what a cheesy way to promote yourself..." thought Applejack, dropping her flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..."

Suddenly, she was ran over by a herd of ponies flocking to Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties.

Excuse me, you're in my shed...

You're in my shed.

Don't dig too far. I've been hiding Angel Bunny.

You'll never leave this place if he's around.

So don't look in that box..

You should really give up before you become Angel's next meal.

If you try to leave... you're gonna have a bad time.

Uh- I didn't mean anything that I just said, Scootaloo, I swear! Oh, this is awkward... what I meant was... uh... Angel's had some... hostility problems recently... and...

Should I end you?

Or should I give you mercy?

I'm not sure which choice to choose... but boy, you look tasty.

Plus, I heard chicken wings are good with a little bit of barbecue sauce...

A-ANGEL!!! I'll just take you to the nearest McScoot's tonight, i-if that's okay with you...

Well, I'll just take my leave, then.

Love

It felt like a slap to my face

And a warm hug at the same time

When I first locked eyes with

Flash Sentry, I want him to be mine

He has beautifully blue eyes

And pale yellow skin

He's the only one for me

His love's all that I wanna win

I looked into his eyes one night

And I could hardly look away

I wanted what was long overdue after the Battle

He wasn't going 'til I kissed him, he had to stay

Shut up and gimme a kiss

I want you, Flash Sentry

I need you to be with me

Is that something you can't see?

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (Princess of Friendship)

If you could have anything in the world

What would you have?

Would it be as simple as a small flower

Or as deep as the deepest body of water?

Would it be power

Or friends

Or eternal life?

Or maybe...

Royalty?

You could be the princess of friendship if you tried

All you had to do was prove you're worthy

Show them what you're made of, Twilight!

You could do anything if you tried

You will be the princess that you always wanted to be

If you could just

put

your

mind

to

it

Use what you've learned, Princess of Friendship

and show 'em what you've got

Just never forget

Your friends are right behind you

The five greatest friends in the world proved

That opposites can be friends

Now take flight, Twilight

Into the land of Equestria!

After Cupcakes...

Yes, it's finally here!

Out of Pinkie's bakery, Dashie Cakes are for sale!

Underneath the surface, fresh cupcakes were baked!

After all, who could resist

Real cupcakes with real rainbow powder?

Even Mr. Grumpy Guy can't, that's for sure.

Don't miss this opportunity to

Eat a real rainbow cake!

After all, who could resist

Delicious rainbow cupcakes?!

"What a long way of promoting yourself..." sighed Applejack, experiencing a case of deja vu and dropping the flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..."

Suddenly, a hoof touched Applejack just by her neck.

"Your number is up, sweetheart!" giggled Pinkie, holding a cupcake up.

"Ehh... I'm not too hungry. I'll give it a pass for now." replied Applejack, trotting off.

Trenderhoof's Love

Your lovely blonde mane and

Your beautiful golden coat

Compliment your eyes well

Your hair is a horrible shade of purple and

Your dull white coat and your absurd

Fashion taste make you a 'sight', that's alright

I can't take my eyes off of you

Or your beautiful emerald eyes

May I have this dance?

Everyone looks away from you for a good reason

Nobody likes your giant eyes, they're just gross

Can't you just go away?

Acrostic Pony

Derpy loves to

Eat muffins

Really- that's all she'll have

Pretty unhealthy, right?

You might wanna convince her to go on a diet.

Lyra tugs at people's heartstrings

You can tell just by hearing her name, she's a

Real friendly pony with friends aplenty

A treat to have around

Mega Mare

She doesn't look like much, does she?

She just looks like a normal cyborg.

She's more than that...

She's Mega Mare!

She uses her horn to blast them little bullets

at changelings who dare resist her power.

She's a beautiful mare, purple-blue hair hidden behind her helmet.

She really isn't much compared to those Villainous Masters.

She needs to defeat Glimmer Mare, Trick Mare, Siren Mare, and many more,

so that defeat will knock on Dr. Chrysalis' door!

She is the one and only

Mega Mare!