//-------------------------------------------------------// D3RP? -by Actually leaving now- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// D3RP? ~Magical pony Derpy~ //-------------------------------------------------------// D3RP? ~Magical pony Derpy~ Derpy flies across the field Flapping wings in the breeze She may not look it with her eyes but she is the hero of our world Her big wall eyes set her apart from the competition With a wave of her muffin wand She'll clobber those baddies Mailmare and magical girl Derpy Hooves is her name She'll never let those bad guys Succeed at ending her game Mailmare and magical girl Derpy Hooves is her name Even if you try You'll never end her game! //-------------------------------------------------------// Pizza With Pinkie //-------------------------------------------------------// Pizza With Pinkie Pizza With Pinkie Pizza time with Pinkie Pie I'm sure you will enjoy We got Button and Sweetie Belle Playing on that Joy Boy! Everypony knows I'm the best At partying, you know And when it's Pinkie Pizza Time I'm gonna run this show! It's crazy, awesome, fantastic Anything you say After all when Pinkie's here It's gonna blow you away! Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties Oh yeah, they're the best! Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl Join them and all of the rest! Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties Hire Pinkie Pie now for only $16 an hour! "Ugh, what a cheesy way to promote yourself..." thought Applejack, dropping her flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..." Suddenly, she was ran over by a herd of ponies flocking to Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties. //-------------------------------------------------------// Excuse me, you're in my shed... //-------------------------------------------------------// Excuse me, you're in my shed... You're in my shed. Don't dig too far. I've been hiding Angel Bunny. You'll never leave this place if he's around. So don't look in that box.. You should really give up before you become Angel's next meal. If you try to leave... you're gonna have a bad time. Uh- I didn't mean anything that I just said, Scootaloo, I swear! Oh, this is awkward... what I meant was... uh... Angel's had some... hostility problems recently... and... Should I end you? Or should I give you mercy? I'm not sure which choice to choose... but boy, you look tasty. Plus, I heard chicken wings are good with a little bit of barbecue sauce... A-ANGEL!!! I'll just take you to the nearest McScoot's tonight, i-if that's okay with you... Well, I'll just take my leave, then. //-------------------------------------------------------// Love //-------------------------------------------------------// Love It felt like a slap to my face And a warm hug at the same time When I first locked eyes with Flash Sentry, I want him to be mine He has beautifully blue eyes And pale yellow skin He's the only one for me His love's all that I wanna win I looked into his eyes one night And I could hardly look away I wanted what was long overdue after the Battle He wasn't going 'til I kissed him, he had to stay Shut up and gimme a kiss I want you, Flash Sentry I need you to be with me Is that something you can't see? //-------------------------------------------------------// FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (Princess of Friendship) //-------------------------------------------------------// FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (Princess of Friendship) If you could have anything in the world What would you have? Would it be as simple as a small flower Or as deep as the deepest body of water? Would it be power Or friends Or eternal life? Or maybe... Royalty? You could be the princess of friendship if you tried All you had to do was prove you're worthy Show them what you're made of, Twilight! You could do anything if you tried You will be the princess that you always wanted to be If you could just put your mind to it Use what you've learned, Princess of Friendship and show 'em what you've got Just never forget Your friends are right behind you The five greatest friends in the world proved That opposites can be friends Now take flight, Twilight Into the land of Equestria! //-------------------------------------------------------// After Cupcakes... //-------------------------------------------------------// After Cupcakes... Yes, it's finally here! Out of Pinkie's bakery, Dashie Cakes are for sale! Underneath the surface, fresh cupcakes were baked! After all, who could resist Real cupcakes with real rainbow powder? Even Mr. Grumpy Guy can't, that's for sure. Don't miss this opportunity to Eat a real rainbow cake! After all, who could resist Delicious rainbow cupcakes?! "What a long way of promoting yourself..." sighed Applejack, experiencing a case of deja vu and dropping the flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..." Suddenly, a hoof touched Applejack just by her neck. "Your number is up, sweetheart!" giggled Pinkie, holding a cupcake up. "Ehh... I'm not too hungry. I'll give it a pass for now." replied Applejack, trotting off. //-------------------------------------------------------// Trenderhoof's Love //-------------------------------------------------------// Trenderhoof's Love :ajsmug: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png Your lovely blonde mane and Your beautiful golden coat Compliment your eyes well :raritydespair: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png Your hair is a horrible shade of purple and Your dull white coat and your absurd Fashion taste make you a 'sight', that's alright :ajsmug: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png I can't take my eyes off of you Or your beautiful emerald eyes May I have this dance? :raritycry: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritycry.png Everyone looks away from you for a good reason Nobody likes your giant eyes, they're just gross Can't you just go away? //-------------------------------------------------------// Acrostic Pony //-------------------------------------------------------// Acrostic Pony Derpy loves to Eat muffins Really- that's all she'll have Pretty unhealthy, right? You might wanna convince her to go on a diet. Lyra tugs at people's heartstrings You can tell just by hearing her name, she's a Real friendly pony with friends aplenty A treat to have around //-------------------------------------------------------// Mega Mare //-------------------------------------------------------// Mega Mare She doesn't look like much, does she? She just looks like a normal cyborg. She's more than that... She's Mega Mare! She uses her horn to blast them little bullets at changelings who dare resist her power. She's a beautiful mare, purple-blue hair hidden behind her helmet. She really isn't much compared to those Villainous Masters. She needs to defeat Glimmer Mare, Trick Mare, Siren Mare, and many more, so that defeat will knock on Dr. Chrysalis' door! She is the one and only Mega Mare!