Journel

September 18th, 2014

Today... was something. In Italian, we had a fire drill, an actual fire drill and not a bomb threat. We had to loop around the whole front of the school to the back because of... reasons, I guess. The rest of the day went by normally. Two quizzes were easy and during my Gym class, I let Master Meowth and Meowth wander the school but met up with them afterwards. I won't let them cause more trouble in the mortal world than they already have. I don't care that their middle names might as well be 'Trouble' but sometimes, too much trouble is just too much.

Then eighth period happened. Disaster. I put my backpack in the classroom and went outside the door to wait for the teacher. But then, the fire alarms went off again. I knew immediately that it was another bomb threat. We waited outside for about ten minutes and then went back in. But when a small portion of us got back in, the alarms went off again. Goddamnit! We went back outside and waited. Again the fire alarms went off right before we were going back in.

Finally, we went back fully into the school and spent the remaining twenty minutes to 'review' for our easy Science test tomorrow. I have counted that so far, I have heard those damn alarms six times already these past four days. I think mortals are losing their minds each and every day as time goes fucking on.

My mom and dad went to a wake that I want nothing to do with. So, I am home alone for the time being. But then, Master Meowth and Meowth were arguing, again. I usually have to break up their ridiculous arguments, they are like a daily routine now, but they kept mentioning something... off. So, I decided to talk to them when I got home. And then it spilled.

Masty and Meowth kept accusing each other of something each time they spoke but I got the message. Meowth says that yesterday was him blaming a girl for something he wrote because HuskyMudkipz said he was going to give him a bomb to plant in the Immortal world. Today, he planted that bomb somewhere in the school. He thought that Husky said to put it in the Mortal world since his mind translates the simple word of Immortal to his fellow druger and best friend.

I don't blame him for it because I honestly do not care about the Mortal world but I did tell them to go retieve it because there was no way in hell I was going back there today. Masty was all for it, of course he is, and Meowth wanted to tag along, not only because he is the only one to know where the bomb is but he also said that he wants to make sure Masty does not break his Pinkie Promise as to not go near room 400. I know it's more than that but I also know that both are too stubborn and proud to admit it. Also, they said they were going to walk there but within seconds they, being the lazy assholes they are, teleported the rest of the way. I'll be perfectly honest that I would probably have done the same thing anyways.

So, I kept getting their message-projections that either told me of their situations or led to arguments amoung the two. At some point, Meowth had told Masty where he put the bomb, on the third floor in a storage room which was currently being guarded by a lot of cops and security guards. He was able to get it but he needed a distraction so he could escape with it. Meowth, who had, after telling him where the bomb was, had left the inside of the school created a chaotic mess on the first floor, drawing the attention of all but one of the cops and guards. Masty's projection showed that he had to break through the third floor window because the stairs were being guarded.

Of course he was not hurt and without any further hesitation, they teleported back here where I gave the bomb back to Husky and the two are now just roaming around the house while I type this. Hopefully my parents come back soon so these two can shut up with their bickering. Its' about nonsense too. Apparently Master Meowth decided to be funny and drop a bag of his own blood on Meowth. It didn't end very well seeing as how Meowth was able to confuse Masty by saying that both of their bloods tasted the same except that his had a tint of maniacal in it. Sometimes I wonder if the Eternals are slowly losing their minds too...