Journel

December 30th, 2014

Mortals are so stupid when it comes to Christmas, some stupid religious holiday that is sugar-coated with a fat bearded guy with magical flying reindeer that can give presents to kids all around the world in one night. Unless this guy has some kind of time-stopping spell, I call severe bullshit. When I told Masty this, he fucking laughed so much, I thought I was going to have to actually stop him. Yes, it is that bad. Nice and naughty list. Bitch, everyone in this fucking world is on the naughty list. Fuck...

Hell, I knew exactly what my parents got me and recently, Weed has been hanging out with Arno. Finally we'll have him on our side and hopefully Shay too. Hopefully someone can change his assassin-hunting ways...

Anyways, my one Christmas wish was for Meowth to listen to his heart. He carried that out and both of us liked it. I know it's hard for him, but I kinda wish he would do it more. He seems more happy like that.

Also, Masty thought it would be funny to hide Water Bottle and spark up the Mystery of the Disappearing Water Bottle. He put it in the fucking worst place in my parents' room next to the TV. It's funny, I'll admit but I really wish he will warn me when he does that stuff. No one has found the other water bottle yet that had been sitting in the same spot since the September of eighth grade. Stupid fucking mortals again.

I'm going to that stupid ass doctor later, at eight pm. I'll try and update you later.