One thousand years, staying in this forest, it opens your eyes. It makes you think about how all your life was a fucking joke compared to if you made one better decision. That god damned wizard ruined me! He was just a lonely old stallion with a huge beard that everyone respected because he was a princess kiss-ass. He was gone long ago, but he's still here, his magic still lingering here in this forest. He's waiting to finish me off when i'm vulnerable. He's coming soon.