That episode when the CMC make a song (not that crap one though, a new badass one)

by Wolfieclaw1312

Retards

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Retard (Parody of Nickleback's Rockstar)

Scootaloo

Sweetiebelle

Applebloom

*I'm through with waitin' to get my cutie mark,*

*It's such a hard job*

*It's never gonna start*

*And I'm never gonna get it*

*Just the way I want it to be.*

So why just screw it?

I wanna try and get, some cool mark,

Like my face on a T.V screen!

Or me petting a sheep

that always says bark?

(Why not?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame,

I'll even cut my mane and change my name.

Because we all just wanna be big retards!

I'm trying all my best to get my cutie mark,

I'm afraid Sweetiebelle might be loosing it,

And Applebloom might be on drugs again and I,

Won't ever use the potty again!

Because I'm not a little kid and you knew that when?

I'm gonna walk around with a cheesy smile

And I've got my best friends,

On speed dail!

Hey, hey I wanna be a retard!

Hey, hey I wanna be a retard!