the chaotic chaos of kitty chaos

i turned around with a smile, and was rewarded with a hoof-in-the-face. ''why hello there!!!!!!'' i yelled, slapping the zebra. strange, shes not a cat yet.....

''FIRST YOU RUIN MY TREE, THEN YOU SLAP ME?!?'' she yelled. ''you are QUITE rude, with your random attatude!! changing everything in ponyville,  you even ruined the mill!!!!!!''

i shrugged. ''fart-bottom commanded me. OBAY THE CAT!!!!!!!'' i yelled, twerking in her face. she roared as i made my getaway on a flying banana.

suddenly, i heard a strange sound, then crashed into a large blue box.

a door opened, and a brown gentlecolt stepped out. ''well hello there!'' he cheerfully said to me. ''ive been in this aria many times, but ive never seen you!''

i stood up, and tossed the banana into the sky, setting it free. ''and ive never seen YOU!'' i chirped back. ''who are you, and why did your box crash into me?''

he looked suprised. ''the T.A.R.D.I.S didnt crash into YOU, YOU crashed into the T.A.R.D.I.S!'' he replyed, loosing some of that chipperness. ''and im the doctor, for your information.''

''doctor of what? and where? and WHEN?'' i asked. ''and if your a doctor, can you fix this?'' i held up my broken leg, from when the box crashed into me.

he sighed. ''not again......'' he muttered. ''im not THAT kind of doctor!!!!'' he started walking, and i hopped after him.

''but you SAID your a doc-'' i was cut off.

''my NAME is the doctor, im not a actual doctor!!!!!!!'' he snapped.

well, SOMEONES grumpy.

''so...... what are we doing.?'' i asked.

'''we' would imply 'you and i.' im going alone.'' he scoffed. he was headed towards the cativille, formally known as ponyville.

''why?'' i asked.

''because.''

''because why?''

''just because. ''

''just because WHY?''

''because i want to go ALONE!!!''

''..........why?''

''FOR THE LOVE OF-''