Celestia's Banana Power

by New Dawn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Cadance, Random, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna
Length: 965

Celestia is feeling random and she's craving banana's. Hide all the bananas!!!

Today is a Saturday in equestria. Celestia is feeling bored and she wants bananas. Luna is doing dishes, Cadence is here on a visit with Shining Armor, and Twilight is in the library.

TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BANANA SUIT!

Inspired by this lovely video. Let the shenanigans ensue!

EDIT: Why is it bad that I just wanted to write something because I was bored?!?!

Published 2014-11-08 14:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-08 14:10:03 UTC

HIDE THE BANANAS!!!

Author's Note

Recomended to listen to this for the whole fic... I hope I make you go insane!!!

I know I did... :pinkiecrazy:

HIDE THE BANANAS!!!

Celestia was bored. She paced the halls of her lovely palace for hours now and was still bored stiff. She was also craving banana's for some reason. She walked past the kitchen and saw her lovely sister doing the dishes instead of the royal chefs.

"Luna, Have you seen my old banana suit?" Celestia asked, her eye twitching a tiny bit.

"No... I haven't go check your closest." She said, drowning another cup in the water.

"OK!!" Celestia shouted an ran away, laughing like a mad pony.

Luna just rolled her eyes. Today was going to be one of those days...

Celestia threw several costumes out of her massive closet until she found the right one.

It was a huge crescent banana suit, complete with wing and horn holes. It was made especially for her when she was bored when Luna was gone.

"EEEEHHH... I'm a banana..." She quietly whispered as she put it on.

she leaped out from behind a curtain and shouted "I must save my family!!!" and she ran off down the hall torward her favorite niece, who was having her lunch.

Cadence was sitting at the table, waiting for shining to come out from the bathroom. She was about to peel a ripe banana when suddenly Celestia came and slapped it out from her aura.

"WHAT THE- Celestia?!" She cried as she tried to pick up the fallen fruit, not even peeled.

"I'm not Celestia... I'M CELESTANA!" Celesana said as she struck a pose.

Cadence facehoofed and continued to reach for her fruit.

Celesana came and snatched it up before Cadence could eat the fruit.

"I'M A BANANA!!!" Celesana shouted and ran off with the banana, leaving a shocked pink alicorn in her wake.

"What... just..." She said, shocked.

Luna was still drowning the same cup as she thought what her sister has gotten herself into this time.

"Heey luna~..."

Luna turned around and faced the voice. In the hallway was celestia in her banana costume.

"Tia... Please not right now... I'm very busy trying to wash dishes by hoof." She says.

Suddenly her stomach begins to growl. Luna uses her magic and takes two bananas off a bunch that was sitting on the counter.

"MY FAMILY!!" Celestana yelled as she dive bombed Luna and took the two bananas and the bunch.

She ran away, laughing like a lunatic.

Luna got up and stared at the spot where her banana clothed sister was once.

Celestia ran back into her room and threw the bananas on her bed.

She laughed, madly and said "Now- now Nopony will eat you my pretties... HAHAHA NOPONY!!"

Her eye twitches again.

Shining Armor is walking past Celestia's room as he hears mad laughter come from it. He stares at the door, concerned but eventually just shrugs it off.

Twilight is in the library, looking at some of Starswirl the bearded's old spells that she had never seen before. She had some banana nut muffins sitting in a basket near her. The purple alicorn's stomach rumbles and she uses her magic to reach for one. She turns around as she notices Celestia standing in the doorway. She has a madpony grin on and is looking like Derpy caught in a muffin war.

"Heey Twilight~!" Celestana said, her eye twitching even more now.

"Yeah... Prin- I mean Celestia?"

"What's in those muffins?" She said, Giggling a bit.

"Uhh... Sugar, Muffin ingredients, Nuts and Ban-" Twilight said, before she was tackled to the ground by celestana.

She scooped up the muffins and ran out, laughing even harder.

Twilight got up and stared at the banana pony.

Celestana laughed as she put the muffins with her stash.

Soon there was a knocking at the door. Celestana didn't answer it, she was too busy protecting her bananas. In a burst of dust and wood a very angered Shining armor was in her doorway.

"Celestia! What has gotten into you!" He cried.

"Heey Shining...~" She said, giggling a bit.

"Oh no..." He moaned.

"I'M A BANANA!" She sang as she danced around her room

Shining stared at the three other alicorns joined him at her doorway.

"Alright Tia... What is going on..." Luna said, facehoofing at what her sister has done.

"I'm a bananaaa~" She continued to sing as she tossed her sister a orange pegasus costume.

Luna's eyes grew big as she threw the costume on and shouted "I'M A CHICKEN!"

She jumped in the dance with her sister.

"OOOOOOOOHH" They both sang, alternating between high and low notes.

"STAPH!" Celestana shouted.

The three ponies just stared at the duo of alicorns as they bounced around the room.

The duo started to alternate between high and low notes before the palace began to randomly explode, The alicorns (And shining) Only having moment to escape out a nearby window.

Luna and celestia took off the suits as they laughed with joy.

"Its been a long time since we did that, hasn't it Tia?" Luna said, laughing.

"Yes, it has Lulu!" Celestia said, laughing as well.

A third laugher joined in as the draconiquus called discord joined in.

"Ah, that was a right amount of fun wasn't it, mares?" He said, laughing as well.

The three fell on the ground as Twilight, Cadence and Shining tried to process what happened.

"Uh... Wha... Ho... Eh.." Twilight mumbled as she walked off toward the train station.

Cadence followed with Shining armor in tow. The two alicorns and the draconiquus were still on the ground laughing... and laughing.... Still laughing...

*Sigh* Well that's the end of this story... NARRATOR OUT!