Why me?

by Killed2013

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human
Length: 3247

One night a kid was orphan that day when his parents was killed, yet was it a trade for ponies? or just a coincidence?

One night a teenage kid was orphan that day when his parents was killed, yet it is a trade for ponies? or just a coincidence?

The was named John, playing games and music, pretty much a gamer, yet his side hobbies are writing and studying of course, but when he came back home late at night… this brony have his dream come true, except for a sacrifice….

A little story I came up when reading MLD, MLC and MDC.
MLD = My Little Dashie MLC = My little Chrysie and MDC = My Daughter Chrysalis.

MLP characters belongs to Hasbro
Mlp is Televised by Lauren Faust

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-13 11:59:07 UTC

Getting used to it!

John grabbed a kitchen knife just in case of trouble, he head on to the back yard, when he saw the mane six, cutie mark crusaders and some of the background ponies, sleeping? his jaws drops as of "What? I'm dreaming aren't I" John talk to himself but Pinkie Pie sneak up on John, and making a large surprise.

"Boop!" Pinkie Pie boop John's butt, making him jump and waking the others!

"AAH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PONIES!" John raise and points the knife at the ponies and making him cornered!

"Huh? where are we?" The brown pony asks the others.

"Doctor! you've brought us to the wrong place!" The gray pony ask...

"You do know there's fourteen of us and one of you!" Rainbow Dash springs into action.

"I'LL MY CHANCES! GET AWAY!"

"I'm so sorry darling, but Rainbow is right, we are three unicorns, four pegasi, five earth ponies and an alicorn, how are you suppose to take us out?" Rarity shows her war face...

"You do know that this dimension have a lot of us probably million!" The unicorn with a lyre in her flank...

"GUESS WHAT! YOU AREN'T IN EQUESTRIA ANYMORE SO DON'T EVEN THINK HURTING ME!"

"Hurting you? well now! sugar, yer the one who pulled a knife on us!"

"Wait! not in Equestria!? What is that suppose- oh... no... you... DIDN'T!" Twilight look around her surroundings and was curious about everything!

"Hey! we're not going to hurt you so please, drop the knife" a light brown pony with candies for a cutie mark.

"Why should even trust you!? first of all... first of all: I'm all alone now, and why me? I'm a teenage kid who can't support himself and second: all alone for now is all I want for now" John dropped the knife, and when he did, Rainbow Dash just wrestle John!

"COME ON HERE YOU!" Rainbow Dash keep hurting John and suffocating!

John fight back using karate! "Really?" *Good thing me learning karate has it's benefits* John thought and shows a cocky smile...

"ALRIGHT THAT ENOUGH!" The Dr. pony jump into the middle of the fight!

"Yeah! Rainbow stop it! and you... whatever you are, we are not going to hurt you!" Twilight scolds at us, and stops the childish fight...

"Sure... I bet if I sleep on my bed you'll back stab me! enough is sometimes not enough? right Twilight?" John positions in a defensive and flicking his hand to make Rainbow Dash charge at him!

"We are n- wait... how did you know my name?" Twilight becomes suspicious about John...

"Well, would you believe me if you see something disturbing?"

"Probably yes, but where are we?"

"Mother earth, or earth, in earth this is the human world, some of the human world contains wild life which is dangerous. does that answered your question?"

"Erh, probably all of it, could we stay at your house until we get back to Equestria!" The derp pony asks...

"Sure, but still, I do not just let strangers in, but in the morning I'll be answering your question, and while I'm asleep don't do anything in the name of Celestia, DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT IS INVOLVED IDIOTS!"

And John introduced them to the facilities of the house and noticed the time was 3:57 AM which he needed to wake up on 6:00 AM in the morning and before he goes to bed he go ahead and settle the ponies where they were comfortable,  and it's was his parent's bedroom,and introduce each others, he did not argue in this type of situation, and just in case he took his kitchen knife under the pillows, just for precautions, and luckily he have all the brony stuff in his bedroom even the Daring Do book, but he won't just show it and get Rainbow touching his personal things! but nevertheless he wake up hugging Twilight?!

Ok, how the heck did she got in my room? John thought trying not wake Twilight and immediately shout at them, so he secretly stop hugging Twilight and examining the room. Huh, window's closed and the door too, how did she got in my room? and he thought, so he woke up Twilight and asks questions...

"Ok, how did you get in my room?" John asks Twilight.

"Well, three things you need: First, mental concentration, second, mental picture and the destination and lastly a cutie mark involved magic" Twilight answers blushing for some reason...

"Why are you blushing?"

"It's that, do you know Flash Sentry?"

"Yes? I'm guessing I sounded like him? aren't I?" Twilight nod, and John says "You know, this is kinda weird, you in my bedroom and what worse could have happen?"

"Yes, very true and I found this Daring Do book it's like the same back in Ponyville have the human world is also a copy of CHS combined with Equestria?" Twilight shows the book...

"DARING DO!" A sudden spy is spying!

"Oh fu-!"

Rainbow Dash breaks in through the windows!

"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!" Rainbow Dash steals the Daring Do book and keep flying in the room until she knocked out unconscious by John, with a base ball bat!

"I think it's time to settle some rules" John drags Rainbow into his bed...

"Erhmmm, I agree" Twilight puts the book where did she found it...

"Ok, now, before anything happens, only one thing I want to request: You can enter my room anytime, but don't hug me again, it's for privacy reason ok?"

"Ok"

As John and Twilight get out of the bedroom, damn ponies happens! Derpy setting her muffin on fire, Dr. Hooves experimenting on computers, Rarity making her some pony dresses, Bon Bon eating candies, Pinkie Pie bouncing on John's parent's bed as trampoline and the cutie mark crusaders just doing their thing: do anything much damage as they can!

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

And they all stop, and they stopped, so John instructed they to meet at kitchen...

"Alright, earth ponies and unicorns have a seat, pegasi fly hover around the table!" John instructing them to at least huddle together...

"But I can't fly!" Scootaloo complains...

"Don't worry, I've known you all more than you think, now Scootaloo get on my lap"

"Wait known more about us?!" Applebloom spring into questioning...

John sigh and turned the TV on and they all watched that they are all just from a TV show...

"Look, I'm sorry to reveal the truth but, sometimes you got to, and the time is now! yet, I ask you one thing: how did you all get here?" John slams his hand on the table making everypony or everyone awake...

"Well, Dr. Hooves was trying to take us to a world and at least learn from it, and the tardis choose a random world and that world is this world" Derpy answers...

"And where's the tardis?"

"Well, hate to breaks everyone's hope, the tardis is gone!" Dr. Hooves answers...

Le gasp...

"Gone??! what do ya mean Dr?!" Applejack demands an answer...

"The answer only I can give you is that the tardis doesn't exist in this world, which ever means necessary that I must invent another tardis to this world so it'll exist and go home" Dr. Hooves tried to shed his tears of lost...

"Oy... here's the deal, I'll provide everyone- everypony's food, you guys provide me some help, right now I'm lucky to have the money covered since my parent's death!" John is making a negotiate at the ponies...

"Ok, if you all agree, then go at the living room, the ponies who disagrees stay here" John instructs them...

The cutie mark crusaders, the time travelers, Bon Bon and Lyra stays...

"Ok, I hereby declare the complaint will be resolve, now state the complain one by one and I will answer them, now who go first?" John reached to his phone...

Lyra raised her hoof, and John says "State your complain, remember each complain will be recorded and answers will be recorded as well, once answered please continue to the living room, and this also recorded too"

"Well, I've seen all part on the house, yet I can't find any lyre, but can I get at least a lyre?" Lyra requests, but not complain...

"That is not a complain, but for your sake I will try to buy one, now continue to living room" And Lyra leaved and John says "State your complain and I'll answer"

Derpy raised her hoof and says "Well, I've been trying to bake a muffin and each time I tried, it's always burnt, it is always like that?"

"No, it isn't I will teach how to bake them but right now, I have no time, now continue to the living room" John answers...

"State your complain and I'll answer"

Applebloom raised her hoof and Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo raised theirs too... "Alright, multiple complain! make them sum up"

Sweetie Belle speaks for the others: "Well, you said that you know us more, and you know we'll try anything to get our cutie marks, but are we allowed to? I mean your house your rules"

"Alright that's the complain you three sum up?" and they nod as yes, "Don't worry, as for you, not really a complain but ok, since I'm all alone here, that means our house our rules, not my house my rules, besides sharing is good, but don't get into trouble and damage everything? ok?" and they nod again, "Now, continue to the living room" they leave...

"Alright, Dr. Hooves and Bon Bon, if it is a complain or a request please say it before stating it"

"Alright I'll would like to request: I would like to get the access code on the... ehmm... the flat box thingy-"

"Computer?"

"Yes, I'll need the access code to get the computer researching for part of the tardis!"

"Well, the access code is later, since you know, access code means secrets, so please continue to the living room"

"And Bonnie, may I call you Bonnie?" John asks politely...

"Erm, sure, now I want to request that some ingredients for making candies, and if you can't I understand" Bon Bon requests for it...

"Ok... maybe, just maybe! I will, yet as I said, my parents died that means I'm depending on the mayor to cover the money, and please dismiss to the living room, I will follow, on your exit please close the door"

And Bon Bon left the kitchen and John stopped the recording and repeat it, over two times now, he realised their needs is hard to accomplish! yet on sometime later, John leave the kitchen and see everyone is behave while Dr. Hooves still tracing the password and he finally got in! John noticed Dr. Hooves's doing, so he leave him be, and later he will get his punishment for breaking in without asking! yet, it was 6:49 AM, luckily he didn't have to go to school because he'll be in the court to be testify, therefore no classes means more pony time and more Phoenix Wright's objections! but trying not to blow a steam pipe he got over it, and he was ready to take a bath, until...

"Ok! now who messed with the toilet?!" John yelled making everyone alert!

The ponies was like sitting like a statue, they didn't even move, and Dr. Hooves was startled on John's yelling, and he answer: "Well, I saw Miss. Dash playing around with the toilet"

Jeez, being knock out is enough for her... I should get along! John thought of it...

"Fine, I'll call a plumber for it, after I called it, you ponies should hide!"

"No problem siree" Applejack just go ahead and get along...

"Now, if you excuse me I'll taking a bath, and nobod- nopony is allowed when I take a bath, unless it's in your cultures, but I don't have yours so: don't!" John enters the bathroom locked the door and get naked and take a bath...

Meanwhile...

"Ugh, my head! what happened?" Rainbow Dash asks to herself...

And she look around and found the book!

"YES! DARING DO!" Rainbow Dash was excited and just grabs it and roll over the floor! and she stops and go ahead to John's bed and read the book...

Rainbow Dash didn't noticed Rarity comes in...

"Oh my darling, don't ever get tired of reading the same book for many times now?" Rarity complains about it...

"Oh shush! I'm reading, don't interrupt me please" Rainbow Dash didn't really give attention to Rarity...

"Wait, is that even yours darling?" Rarity raised one of her eye lashes!

"Don't know, don't care!" Rainbow Dash doesn't give a sh*t!

Meanwhile on Dr. Hooves... ( You don't want to watch a mare fight to another mare, trust me! )

Dr. Hooves humming continuously and yet he haven't got used on the keyboards, but instead he used a pencil to push the keys and use his hoof to move the mouse, and the others didn't bother Dr. Hooves, and the others was doing there thing too, and he finally got used to it! now he investigate the monitor... the applications wasn't many, when he found a game: Legend of Equestria, he thought Legend of Equestria? I must know this! wait! should I just go ahead and break into another's pony devices?

So, he left the computer open and continue to the bathroom door and he ask John: "Um, John, can I access Legend of Equestria?"

"Erh, no! that's a game, fun fact: you're a pony, and you can't really manipulate the keyboard and the mouse!"

"Ok?" So Dr. Hooves continue on the computer, once he got back he found Derpy playing with the computer! "Miss. Derpy, do you mind not messing around with the computer!"

"Ooo! what's this button do?" Derpy pushed the button and sh*t happens!

A virus got in the computer making it malfunctioning! "I just don't know what went wrong!"

"... Miss. Derpy, please get off the computer, I will try to fix it!" Dr. Hooves just disassembles the operating system!

As Dr. Hooves removes the cover, he recognized some of the part! "Wait, a floppy disc? a hard drive too? this is also the part I'll need!"

"What do you mean doctor?" Derpy asks Dr. Hooves...

"What do I mean? oh come on Miss. Derpy I'll need this to make another tardis and get back home!"

"Are you sure doctor? if the other find out they'll be mad and John won't be happy!" Derpy warning him...

"Pst, fine, I won't steal it, but I'll fix it!" Dr. Hooves connected his USB cable to a TV?

"Ok! the flat thingy will be the monitor! now let's find that bug!" Dr. Hooves uses the mouse to navigate, luckily the virus can't affect the TV making it an advantage!

Meanwhile at bathroom... and John is singing about a daisy girl!

John uses the hair dryer to dry his hair and uses the towel as clothes... for now, still he should have brought the clothes he'll be wearing in the bathroom so he doesn't have to walk like naked ponies... for him it's embarrassing walking naked and seeing the private parts is not an option!

WARNING UNREALISTIC MODE UNLOCK: PINKIE LOGIC ACTIVATED!

Why there's a text saying: [ WARNING UNREALISTIC MODE UNLOCK: PINKIE LOGIC ACTIVATED! ]? John thought of it and ask himself...

Another text appeared [ Don't mind me, continue on! ]

"Ok? what's a pinki- oh! I get it!" John crank his clock work and think about of Rainbow Dash in the episode Read it and weep teleporting like everywhere! that means he can use it as to get him to the bedroom!

Teleport there, here, near, there again, and finally got to his bedroom, only finding Rarity and Rainbow Dash fighting!

John step away hoping not to get noticed and his eye twitches! and a rat falls into his face!

Where the heck did you from?

Trying not to scream like a lady he just remove the rat on his face and continue to see if they stopped fighting!

Jesus, wouldn't they ever stop?

John have no choice but to just go ahead enter the damn room!

And John scold them: "Why the buck are you two are here in my room!?"

"Heheheheh" They both gulp their breath...

"NOW GET OUT BEFORE I KICK SOMEPONY'S FLANK!" John pointed his finger on the hallway...

Rainbow Dash leaves and Rarity says: "Now that's not how to treat a lady!"

And John seriously just kicked Rarity's flank out!

"Hmfp!" Rarity just trott away with anger!

And John dressed up and go ahead to the living room finding Dr. Hooves covering the operating system...

"Doctor, what have you found?" John ask Dr. Hooves of his findings...

"Nothing much really, I fixed the cover, it was loose from the screws, and the parts I need was in this operating system!" Dr. Hooves lie to concealed what have happened...

"Parts? what kind of parts?"

"It's the whole operating system that I need!"

"Erh? ok? keep searching if you want to, but afterwards I'm going to punish you for breaking in the computer with out the password!"

John continue to the backyard, finding Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy...

"Come on little birdie eat the grain" Fluttershy offers the bird his meal...

"JOHN'S HERE!" Pinkie Pie startle the bird making it fly away!

"Jeez, Pinkie you don't need to shout it, the neighbors may hear you and investigate! wait! have you seen Rainbow Dash and Rarity?"

"Rainbow Dash is right over there! up on those clouds! and Rarity is behind this tree!"

John's eyes twitches and Rainbow Dash falls right at him!

"Oh, my!"

Prolounge....

"Well see you guys later!" John waved at his friends, heading back home...

5:30 PM, John was half way home, but he hear some loud noises and he didn't bother because it's normal on part of town, mostly at his age, some people would just prank people with fire crackers and explosives, but since he was hungry, he goes for a small back track to a shop, buying himself a potato chip...

5:45 PM, Three police cars roams in a hurry, and an ambulance too. but he didn't bother, mostly because of a "Prank gone wrong" and maybe an accident of a drunk driver, he's still half way to his home. and another noises can be hear, he was confused, *why waste many explosives when you've already pranked a person?* that what come to his thoughts, but still he's heading back home...

6:00 PM, Another police car was inbound and John was scared and confused, this wasn't normal, and yet he thought: *Well, that mayor never did anything to stop crime, hasn't he!* and he was almost there...

6:15 PM, John arrived home finding that his home is now a crime scene! he cryed and seeing his father's blood in his hands was never a good experience! and the police question John on where he was, and he never answered that question, he wished he wasn't that very stubborn to his parents and make more good memories!

8:00 PM, After brought at the detention center, and questions had been answered, and he goes back home, hoping for this criminal was never born!

??:?? ??, A bright light emits to lighted up the back yard, and the reason for was... the mane six and the cutie mark crusaders and other ponies?