"Hi Spike!" three squeaky voices yelled in unison. A Pegasus,a Unicorn, and an Earth Pony entered a once again messy house, with a dragon and blue unicorn inside.
The dragon was simply brushing up purple powder with a broom. The unicorn lay on her back with a book in her face seeming to keep an eye on her watch.
"Sup...before you ask lets cut to the chase, Yes another spell went wrong, it was meant to keep Trixie from reading Twilight's diary and did that with a ton of powder. Now left for a day in Canterlot with Rarity and I'm here to keep Trixie from the diary" Spike stated.
"Trixie has only ceased her attempts due to her need for a snack...and the fact you have BURNED HER TAIL!" Trixie called out.
"Oh a snack maybe a nice apple or banana" Sweetie Belle said.
"Or a tasty marshmallow" Scootaloo and Applebloom snickered.
"Old joke is OLD! you two." Sweetie yelled turning red hopping off the floor.
"NO! Trixie has a craving for only the BEST snack in her MIND!, but she has been told golden italian pizza is for only the richest of mares and colts...so she will enjoy cheese and crackers" Trixie said "Because all the peanut butter is gone"
Curiosity sparked in the fillies.The trio asked for a sample of the snack. 16 minutes later the fillies were inside their clubhouse in deep thought. Applebloom was pacing,Scootaloo was lying face down on the table, and Sweetie was scratching her chin.
"Guys...I get the feeling somethings missing" Sweetie belle said.
Scootaloo nodded "I meel mour pabe"
"You what?"
Scootaloo raised her head "I feel your pain" she then smacked her head back into the table.
"The cheese seemed old,The cracker was tough and dry, and no milk in sight" Applebloom chipped in.
" You'd think the so called greatest would settle for higher," Sweetie belle questioned.
Scootaloo rose again and said "Your burned yuck tasted better Sweetie Belle, atleast it was a complete set with juice to clean out the taste out of my mouth...uh no offense,"
Sweetie Belle was giving Scootaloo the evil eye with a green glow in her eyes. With sweat dripping down Scootaloo's head as Sweetie was angry, Applebloom had an idea just as Sweetie Belle jumped on the table and Scootaloo was scooting away.
"I've eaten the food Granny Smith's cooking the weekend she had eye surgery, and after eating Applejack's hat with flower pot and toothpaste TOGETHER, I vowed to only have the best meals toward on," Sweetie was glowing red and Scootaloo was prepared to be love and tolerated to death, "Let's UPGRADE IT."
Sweetie suddenly turned sweet and cute as always and smiled "YAY!"
Scootaloo nervously rose and said nervously "y-y-Yay."
The Crusaders planned and made a system. They needed fresh milk,new crackers, and new cheese. They nailed an arrow on the wall with pictures of the different tasks on the wall.
"Now, who wants to spin first," Applebloom asked.
"I'll go first," Scootaloo said regaining courage. She span the wheel made by Applebloom. The wheel landed and decided Scootaloo would get the milk.
Sweetie Belle was next. She spinned and landed a task of fresh cheese. She then questioned which way to a cheese store.
Applebloom didn't bother to spin and was given the task of crackers. She then began her way to the store. She always kept a few bits in her bow for any need anyway.
20 minutes later
"You're joking right" Scootaloo said to a cashier."You have no milk to sell at all,"
"Sorry but with cows on strike and so much baking, you're out of luck" the cashier said.
"Any ideas," Scootaloo said to him.
The cashier told Scootaloo, she could milk it right from the cows across the field in buckets. Scootaloo decided and grabbed a few buckets from who-knows-where and pulled them in a wagon to the cows. She set up a bucket underneath a cow and wondered how to do so. The cow stood there eating grass laughing at the filly.
Scootaloo asked the cow for milk, and it proved it was a certain kind that did not learn English. Scootaloo knew she had to improvise so she opened her mouth and bit the udder.
...Never seen a cow get that crazy before.
The bovine ran around the field, dangling Scootaloo on her udders like a fish on a hook. The cow was turning red and Scootaloo was screaming with her mouth full of meat. In the chaos, Scootaloo saw stallion of orange and green was watching. Surely he would help.
The stallion sat on the fence,cracked open a Redcolt,and chuckled as he witnessed the mayhem. He was a farmer guard set to get milk and help other's get milk.
Time had passed and Scootaloo was covered in mud,hoof prints, and milk. She was out of breath and slowly making her way to the farm guy. She looked at him with red eyes. He looked at her with little difference and no motivation.
He sipped from his can "So...need some help,"
"No I'd like a mango ice tea and Princess Celestia's Crown, YES I NEED HELP!"
"Sorry kid,but my boss wants everyone to get milk on their own, but word of advice use a soft chomp tool over there."
Ten feet away was a bucket full of clip toys with soft pads and mouth pieces. Scootaloo used it and attemped to get to a cow. Only one problem was in her way...her tail.
One of the cows thought it was colored hay and thought it was grape. The cow grabbed her tail and tried to chew.
"HEY! Let me go!" Scootaloo called out. She managed to get free and ran away as now ten cows set sight on her tail.
She ran and ran. She then had a stroke of good luck. Somepony left a Nightmare Night spider web of rope in a barn. Scootaloo, use to agility on a scooter, hopped past some butter to get slick and squeezed through the web of rope. The cows were less lucky.
With the cows snared Scooty was able to collect milk easy. The farm guy was amazed.
"Well done kid...never seen an appetizer beat the beef," he laughed and was knocked into a pig pen by a bucket thrown by Scootaloo.
"These crackers better be worth it," She said with a wagon full of buckets of milk. She made her way back to the clubhouse.
Sweetie Belle was there with a giant wheel of cheese and herself covered in matter. She had been waiting a while. Scootaloo came up and looked around.
"You have the cheese this soon"
"Well I first tried to make it myself..."
In a flashback Sweetie was bouncing on an egg beater like a jackhammer. In Another flash it had her with a frozen block of milk. Next, she was using a butter churn too fast and got covered in milk.
"In the end I just grabbed some from the fridge." Sweetie belle narrated as her flashback self grabbed a wheel and rolled it to the clubhouse.
*PAM!* Scootaloo hit herself. Sweetie then asked what's wrong.
"I spent the last chunk of time as bull fighter with cows and an appetizer for a tail, because I forgot to look in my own home." Scootaloo said.
"That reminds me where's Applebloom," Sweetie said.
In a field a small plow was gathering wheat. A filly with a bow covered in sweat was pushing and finally had enough for some crackers. There was flour in the kitchen at Sweet Apple Acres.
"Ok...Applejack...what else do I need," Applebloom said to her sis.
Standing at the door was Applejack with a smile on her face "Now you just need some dough."
"But I don't have more than two bits"
Applejack chuckled "No the kind you find in a pizza shop".
Applebloom ran out the door, but she stopped. "Wait a minute...why are you chuckling...and smiling...and why are there crumbs on your muzzle?"
Applejack burst out laughing, " I had the crackpets here in my hat all along"
"I spent so long working in the field...Element of Honesty nothing,"
" You asked me HOW to make crackers and I told you" she laughed.
"Grrr...I'll get you for this." She said in a pouty face trying not to smile. She made her way back to the clubhouse.
The trio were all together again and ready for a great snack. The trio reach drank milk as a reward. Then they proceeded to eat. Just as they wanted everything was perfect.
Sadly this did not last, the ingrediants were perfect,but we all know when you eat something mushy with crackers ALWAYS save the milk for later. Good thing Scootaloo had extra milk.
