Chapters Chapter 2: Escape from The Everfree
For the next minute or so we stand there mumbling "Why" and "How" and just a heap of jibberish. We stand there. We sit down to get our head around where we are. Once a again no avail. Then our distraught turned into fear when we all heard a howling coming from the forest we were in.
"What even was that?" said Joel with a hint of fear in his voice. His legs started shaking a little.
"Wolves," I said simply. "We are in a big bitch of a pickle dude. We are gonna get fucked up by Wolves... Shit!" We saw black figures in the distance. But then they came closer, all we could do is watch. Then out of my fear came awe. "Holy shit, they're made of wood... Wait... WOOD? TIMBERWOLVES! They have to be, but they're only in... Guys on three we run in the opposite direction. Stay close to me okay?"
"Okay" they said together. Fear in their eyes. Same with mine, I could tell that they were scared out of their minds. I had half a mind to charge them and attack but the other dominated the other was to flee.
" Three," I said slowly. They grimaced. " two," I take a long breath. "One" We pick up our top speed and run like it's the last day of our lives, which it is. Blind panic fills our perception. We come to our senses when we were inside a hut. "What even?" I said before being cut out by a stripy horse. Wait, it's a Zebra.
"Who are you, to come into my home? You barge in, yet it is not your own," The Zebra said. I realized who the zebra was. It was Zecora.
I face her. "Oh, uh. Hi Zecora hows it going?" I said giving my best Goku grin while rubbing the back of my head.
She looked at me with a frown, which turned into a smirk. " I cannot tell the intelligence of you, but I cannot say the same for the other two." She said with a little bit of insult.
"Wat? Did she call me stupid? If she did, Shatap!" Joel said. I looked at him with a smile and told him to let her finish.
"You do not seem to be from Equestria. But I can tell, you have traveled far. You enter my home unannounced, like there is something about to pounce. There is fear in your eyes..." She points at Ron "... But I can tell you don't tell lies," She looks at Joel " In this group you aren't the same..." She looks at Joel and Ron then at me. "... But if they get hurt, you bring the pain," She grimaced a little. Then Ron spoke up.
"Yes, he would protect his friends and-," I cut him off.
"Oh yeah and, Zecora, you are now classed as my friend" I smiled, she smiled back and nodded. "Anyway, we should get out of the Everfree. Maybe go to Ponyville? What do you suggest Zecora? I said enthusiastically.
She smiled. " I must recomend Ponyville, for there are many more to meet still. Now you should be on your way, please do not let me make you stay," she said.
"I thank you Zecora, it may have been a small thing but still. Much obliged," I nodded so did she. We left the Everfree, still being wary of the wolves. We talked about random things from our times being friends. From jokes to stories, we talked and talked. But came the topic that I explained with four words. "We are in Equestria," they sighed and talked to each other but I stayed out of it. I was lost in my thoughts until I heard shouting from Ron and Joel.
"What?," I said coming to my senses. I felt two things hit my back sending me forward not too far into a tree. They were hooves.
Joel and Ron ran to aid me then a voice was heard. "Oh no yah don't,"
Chapter 3: Meet Mah Friends
I lay there for a few seconds, then the worst thing that will ever happen. I see them, lying there, in pain. My best friends my eyes go black and all I remember is waking up sitting beside a red pony which whom was bleeding. I jolt up recognizing him. It was Big Mac. "Oh god... What the fuck have I done?" My voice trembles a bit. My friends are standing next to me.
"Anihana... Y-y-you... I never knew you were that strong. Look we forgive you and-. What are you doing?" They look at me as I pick up the limp but still alive body of the fallen Macintosh.
"I'm saving him, that's what," I walk away from our location. Sweet Apple Acres, I walk to Ponyville hospital carrying Big Mac, he really did live up to his name. There was one thing that I failed to notice was Rainbow Dash whom flew away as fast as she saw Big Mac in my arms. Joel and Ron didn't notice her either. We walked into the hospital and Nurse Redheart almost instantly gave Big Mac a room. Anything that would knock him out must be bad. Though the entire trip I said nothing just breathing. Ron and Joel did the same. Nurse Redheart asked me what happened, I said to her "When he wakes up tell him I forgive him for attacking me and I hope he can forgive me," We leave the hospital and Redheart confused.
"Were now dude?" Joel asked, wary if I was angry or not. I smiled which made them smile as well.
"To the library guys," I said happily. We raced to the Ponyville Library. I was about to knock when I heard Rainbow Dash talking to a certain Apple Farmer. We hid behind the door as Rainbow Dash and Applejack burst out, I hear Applejack say something that sounded like...
"Big Macintosh, Ahm comin' ," She didn't notice us as we walked into the library which we were greeted by a Green dragon.
"What the heck are you?" He asked then he stopped himself. "Uhh sorry about that, curious. You know?"
"Yeah, everyone is curious," He smiled at that. "I'm looking for books on the history of Equestria"
'Umm, yeah I'll go get Twilight," He runs upstairs into a room and talks with someone. Of course it is the one and only...
She walks downstairs "Hello, My name is Twilight Sparkle-" she cut herself off when she saw us. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! What are you?!" she runs around us examining us to see what we are. "I've never seen anything like you in Equestria!" She went into a ramble about animals and beasts of Equestria. I stopped her.
"Umm, I am looking for Books on the History of Equestria," She ignored me and kept rambling. I sighed a long deep sigh which caught her attention.
"Oh, uhh sorry. I get lost like that," we were interrupted by a voice yelling "its them" and me getting bucked. Again, I didn't go far but it still hurt.
"WHAT DID YAH DO TO MAH BROTHER?" she yelled at me.
"Applejack! What are you doing!?" Twilight does her best but it doesn't work. My friends are hiding behind me.
"I'll tell you. But know this first... Nobody and nopony, hurts my friends. Your brother, hurt them. So I hurt him," Another buck came my way but It didn't move me as much.
"How dare you hurt mah brother," she tries to buck me again. This time I grab her hind legs. "LET ME GO!!" SHE SCREAMS. I let her go and she hits the floor. Before she could buck me again Twilight stopped her.
"Don't hurt him! He is my friend..." she looks at me with sad eyes and at Applejack. "Applejack huffed.
"Any friend of Twi's is a friend of mine..." she said with a fake forced smile. "I guess I forgive you, you were protecting your friends..."
"Thank you," A glowing light appeared above my head. Joel and Ron instantly reacted.
"That light appeared when Anihana was protecting us!" Joel and Ron said a little out of sync but still. Then the entire room was in awe. It was Rainbow Dash's Element of Harmony. The Element of Loyalty and it was around my neck.
"Hey! Thats mine! Give it back!" R.D charged me but was stopped by Twilight.
"Rainbow look again its gone!" As Twi said. It had left just like it came.
"Well, since yah here we might as well introduce you to mah friends,"
Chapter 4: Checking the stories
"Okay mares," I said happily. They just looked at me confused.
"Whatddya mean sugarcube?" Applejack asked
"Before anything big happens. I have to check some things in this Equestria," they all nodded. "Okay! First on my itinerary, Pinkamena Diane Pie. Lets go!" I walked out of Sweet Apple Acres barn. Note we stayed there, Ron and Joel are still asleep. Anyway we walked to Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie should be. We arrived, and as I suspected.
She knew I was here, she had a party. It surprised me a little but I acted as if I didn't know.
"SURPRISE!" a lot of Ponyville yelled. I acted surprised and Pinkie's smile grew wider. "Hi! I'm-," I cut her off
"You're Pinkie Pie, and you threw this party just for me?
"Oooh, your good. Enjoy the party anyway Mr!" she bounced off into the kitchen with the cakes.
"Wow! How did you know she was gonna say that?" Twilight asked curiously
"Spoilers," I said intimidatingly. I walked off.
"Hey! Where do you think your going? The party is up here," Rainbow asked me.
"Oh, I'll be back don't worry," I said teasing
She huffed and nodded, she went to join her friends.
Okay lets see if "Cupcakes" is real. I thought to myself. I walked into the backroom of the store to see if there was a basement. Funnily enough there was. I walked down into the basement and came to a door. I was about to open the door when Pinkie stopped me in my tracks. She gave her best smile.
"Whatcya doing down here? The party is up there silly. You should get back come on!" she bounced while she talked. I smiled and opened the door.
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Ron woke up and he was in the same room as Joel whom was snoring so he couldn't be woken that easily. I left two notes behind for them. It read.
Ron,
I need you and Joel to do somethings, but separately. Joel's note is there too, don't read it. His task is easy, so is yours.
Instructions:
Take the bow and arrows, travel to Fluttershys cottage in the Everfree forest. If she has a shed, check inside. Tell me whats inside. Normal or not normal those are the two chosen answers I want.
~Anihana.
"Okay," he said picking up the bow and 20 arrows. He traveled to Fluttershy's Cottage which he knocked on the door. No answer. He went around the home to find...
A shed.
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Joel woke up after Ron left. He got the note with instructions on checking Rarity at the Carousel Boutique. "Okay, I'll do it," he picked up the sword and sheath I left for him. He walked through Ponyville and received scared looks on ponies faces. They thought he was a Changeling, a rumor spread by a Grey earth pony with a bow tie and a Treble Clef for a cutie mark.
Minutes later Ponies ran into their homes hiding from Joel. He made it to the Carousel Boutique but only to get an apple, which he saw thrown at him. He sliced it in half, it was a fluke. More came flying at him. He hit the all which made the attackers flee. He knocked on the door and was greeted with a White Unicorn mare with Lapis purple coloured hair.
"Hello deary, what can I do for you?" Joel looked at a picture I left for him and examined her. It was a Little Miss Rarity Picture
"Oh, that's good nothing like the picture," Rarity gained a confused facial expression.
"What was that dear?" she asked a little befuddled
"Nothing. Rarity could you come with me to meet mine and your friends at Sugarcube Corner?" Joel asked in his nicest voice.
She couldn't say no to that. "Of course deary, I'll need to close up first," She did so and accompanied Joel to Sugarcube corner which after that he had No Idea on what would happen next.
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Ron approached the shed, looking for exactly what was on the picture I gave him. He drew his bow and readied an arrow just in case. In his mind he was hoping it wasn't true what the picture had stated.
Just as he got closer Fluttershy walked outside unaware of the being until he aimed his bow at her head which she went into a fetal position and shook. "O-o-oh, p-p-please don't hurt me..." she said shaking.
He lowered his bow and turned to the shed, He reached for the door handle when she stopped him.
"Umm... If you don't mind me asking... Why are you going into my shed?" she said still on the ground and looking up at Ron.
"Checking something, for a friend, don't worry I wont hurt you," he smiled.
"O-o-okay," she said unsure.
He opened the door. To his delight there were just regular things. Hammers, shovels ect. He sighed and put his weapon away. He turned to her and picked her up.
"I'll take you to Sugarcube Corner, your friends are there. They'll explain... Hopefully,"
"O-o-okay. Don't drop me please," she said with cute eyes.
He smiled. "I'll never hurt you," he walked off, and like Joel. No Idea what happens next.
"Wait! Don't open that door!" she said with despair holding her hoof out. When I opened the door I got a shock.
Blood... So much blood...
Chapter 5: Keepers of the Dark Secret and Uh oh.View Online
Chapter 5: Keepers of the Dark Secret and Uh oh.
I yawned. I've been sitting here for about 3 hours waiting for her to wake up. When she did however, she begged me never to tell anypony about what I had seen down there. She looked down.
"If you tell me why you've been killing Pinkie, then I will," her head jerked up quickly.
"O-okay, Pinkie promise?" she said
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," I said slowly.
"Okay..."
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"Where's Anihana? He said he would be here," Joel and Ron said. They were going to continue, until a certain mint coloured unicorn bounced in front of them screaming a thousand questions at them.
"*Gasp* You're humans! Humans are real! OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh! Bon Bon! I told you they were real!!" Lyra screamed.
A beige Earth pony walked over and her eyes widened.
There was a Silence. "This... Is... Impossible... Lyra..." Ron and Joel exchanged looks. They looked at the five mares
"We will be back," before anypony said anything. They ran out of Sugarcube Corner. Lyra and Bon Bon gave chase.
"COME BACK!" they both yelled. The girls laughed and let them run, but they then noticed neither Pinkie or I was there.
"Hmm... This don' seem right..." Applejack said puzzled.
"I know," the mares that were present said.
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"It started back when I was traveling to Ponyville," she said with a blank expression. I could tell that she was hurting whenever she thought about this, I can imagine what it was like saying it.
"I was traveling by myself, as my parents were too busy to notice I left. It wasn't very fun staying there anyway. One night I set up camp in a little place not too far away from the nearest train station, I was too tired to walk," I nodded.
"Continue Pinkie," I said interested.
"Well, I was asleep, then I was woken by something..."
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"Come on guys lets go have fun!" Pinkie was dreaming about the things she would do with the foals in Ponyville. Just then her dreams faded, slowly and then they were gone. Looking up she saw a stallion with weird black marks on his face, It looked a little like it was running down his face. She didn't notice until now. It was blood... Was it his?. No.
There was no cut on his face. 'Did he'? She thought, he spoke up.
"Look at what we have here boys," he chuckled. His group did too. Pinkie was absolutely terrified. She was distraught, paralyzed and frozen.
"Ooh, we can have some fun with this one," he smiled darkly before he pulled out his knife with his magic. He was the only unicorn, the rest were Earth Ponies.
"Don't scream, or I'll give you a reason to," he held pinkie down with a hoof before slurring the words. "Lets have some fun kid..."
Pinkie moved and jiggled but couldn't move. She was about to scream, but she remembered what her had said. Then it happened.
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"Then something inside of me snapped, I grabbed the knife that was in his magic, I slaughtered those ponies. I almost killed someponies here in Ponyville once.
I've had to hide it by quenching the hunger for blood by killing animals... I... I... I," she hugged me and she cried once again repeating those few words.
"I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry..." It went on and she cried and repeated. She cried even more when I hugged her back. I comforted the party pony the best way I could. With a hug. I kissed her watery cheek and held her close. More tears. Wave after wave of tears. So I comforted her by saying stuff to make her feel better.
"Pinkamena Diane Pie... If you hadn't killed those animals, nopony would be around to be at your great parties. It sounds cruel, I know it does... But you have to keep that thirst down as low as possible, It may be hard. But I, I will be the Keeper of the Dark Secret that has befallen you Pinkie. Don't worry. I'm your friend and I will always be here for you," with that speech the tears from her eyes died down a little. Just a little. But the noise of crying, which I failed to notice had echoed through Sugarcube Corner which after noticing this, Rainbow Dash burst through the door and glared at me with pure rage in her eyes. I Returned the glare, not two seconds she broke away. No one can hold my glare.
"What did you do to Pinkie Pie?" she asked angrily after she collected herself from my glare. "If you hurt her, I will-" I cut her off.
"Rainbow Dash, you burst in without knocking, have you ever asked If Pinkie Liked that door," she had recovered from her crying and wiped her eyes.
"Dashie?"
"Yes Pinkie?" she asked worryingly
"Why did you break my door? I liked that door!" she asked frowning very cutely I might add.
"I uhh..." she turned and walked out blushing which I saw and laughed. Pinkie joined in with me.
We walked downstairs to see that Joel and Ron were there, gasping for air. I also saw the other Mane Six there.
"Ron Positive or Negative? Joel's is negative, I see Rarity. That's good. Nice job Joel. I guess. Ron?"
"Negative," he said smiling. "You?" Joel and Ron said together.
"Positive," their eyes widened. "You two are a part of the Keepers of the Dark Secret. Do you understand? Don't tell anypony! They nodded.
"R u srs? Ermehgerd," Ron said.
"Eeyup," I said like Big Mac.
"Really?" Joel chimed
"Mhhm," I said.
"65 wat," Joel Ron and I just laughed at this. The entire Mane 6 was confused on what we were talking about.
"Umm, I don' rightly know what y'all talkin' bout Sugarcube," said Applejack.
"Neither do I," said Rainbow dash.
"Neither do I," squeaked Fluttershy. They all said it.
"And, you never will! I cannot tell you girls. All for the minds of the Three Musketeers!" I put my fist in the middle to brofist. They did the same, and we said together.
"Three Musketeers for days!" we laughed still leaving them puzzled. Then as if on cue we started to glow.
"What the fuck!" I said Ron and Joel were quiet. Guess my word vouched for theirs too.
Then, in perfect sync. We started changing.
"What the actually shit!" I yell. We glowed more intensely. After a few minutes the glow died down into nothing.
"That... Was... COOL!" Joel yelled. I hit him in the back of his head and laughed.
"Ermehgerd! Ernerherner ers regenerertern!" Ron laughed. Yes exactly like that.
"Ron, no... Just no," I thought for a moment and remembered something about a story I read.
"The abstract plane..." I whispered. They all heard me, I don't whisper very subtlety. "The force of the abstract plane! Its is reconfiguring our bodies into that of equine form! We have to be ponies in this universe, no exception. Its, its just that it is taking a longer time than others..." they stared at me with a surprised gaze.
"What is the abstract plane?" they all asked one by one.
"The absract plane is a place where it changes what you look like if it has to. Only to fit the life forms of that universe," I said slowly.
It took a while for them to get it. "How long do you have dear?" Rarity asked.
"Spike take a letter," he did so. "Dear Princess Celestia..."
After a few minutes Spike sent the letter in a green flame engulfing the parchment the presumably went to Canterlot.
Not long after another note came and Twilight's eyes sparkled. Pun intended. "Three Musketeers!" she announced which we gave our full attention. "The Princess would like to meet you," she smiled and we did too.
"When ?" I asked
"Now," she said happily.
One Hour Later
We boarded a train that traveled to Canterlot about an hour after we received the letter. Twilight went into a ramble about Celestia, Ron and Joel listened closely. I just sat against the window and stared out. I fell asleep.
I was woken by Ron. "We are almost there Ernerherner," he giggled and sat next to Joel whom was sitting next to Rainbow Dash. They were just talking about our adventures back on our planet. How much fun, our other friends... That stuff. I sat up and went to sit by Pinkie Pie.
"Hey Pinkie," I smiled.
"Huh?" she looked at me and smiled. "Oh, Hi! Peaceful sleep?" she asked happily
I gave a slow nod. "Anything interesting happen?" I asked
"No, just boring normal things. Talking, occasional jokes. But your friends are really fun! Even more when your asleep or away!" she smiled brightly.
"Eeyup, thats them. I make people smile. So when I'm not, they are. Kinda like shifts," she nodded. The train stopped. Ponies flooded out of the train. I smiled.
"So this is Canterlot eh? Just know this. If anypony sasses me, I will hit them, mare or other. Just not foals... Never foals," They nodded.
"Come on, let's not let the Princess wait," Twilight said as she walked off with us following.
Ten minutes later and we arrived at the door of Canterlot Castle. Twilight walked in and we followed. We walked down a few corridoors and we came to a stop in front of two big doors.
"Throne room?" I asked Twilight.
"Yes,"
"Okay, lets meet her. You two ready," The other two of the Three Musketeers nodded. "Twilight?"
"Okay," she knocked on the door. Both doors were opened by two Royal Guards. Princess Celestia looked as I suspected. One Problem, she was smiling. It was a fake smile, a forced one.
"Hello strangers. Welcome to the magical land of Equestria," she paused and looked at us. "I am-" oh how I love butting in when someone is talking.
"Princess Celestia, Goddess of the Sun. Ruler of Equestria, did I miss anything? Oh! Sister of Luna, Goddess of the moon and Daughters of King Cosmos and Queen Galaxia. Anything I miss?" Joel and Ron's jaws dropped to the floor along with everpony else, including the Guards.
"You are well informed, though I do not remember telling anypony about our parents. And yet, here you are saying their names. Tell me, who are you?" she glared at me with eyes filled with the fires of the sun. My eyes locked onto hers with a glare of my own. We stared at each other. Still glaring at at her I spoke up.
"I am Someone you need not fear, suspect or attack," said calmly.
She broke the glares and said. " Oh,". As if on cue, Blueblood walks into the room. He walks past me and talks to Celestia about something. But Blueblood being Blueblood he looked at me and said.
"Eeugh, horrible whatever you are," as he walked away I kicked my foot into his side sending him across the room. I smiled evilly.+
And like all things. When there's one, more come. Joel, Ron and I glowed again. I knew it would happen soon. Here it is. We started changing into ponies.
Joel transformed into a Beige Pegasus Stallion, he had a mane similar to Rainbow Dash but it was coloured blonde and red. Same with his tail, looks like Rainbow Dashes but Blue and Red. His cutie mark: A Sword and Shield.
Ron turned into a Cyan Green Unicorn, he had a mane that sticks forward and is green and red, same as his tail. His Cutie Mark: A bow and Arrow. He was wearing arm and hoof bracelets similar to the Princesses.
I was turned into an Earth Pony. TARDIS blue. My mane colour: Grey. Cutie Mark: Luna Republic shield and Sword. My Mane was smooth, my tail was smooth but not as much.
We turned to each other. We yelled.
"YUSS!! BROHOOF!!" We Brohoofed. But instead of a hoof to eachother we fused into one body and transformed into an Alicorn.
"What the hell?" we said. "Umm, brohoof?" we tapped our front hooves together. We changed back into our individual pony forms.
"That was awesome..." I said until we all fell unconscious.
Chapter 7: Where things get complicated (Part 1 of 3)View Online
Chapter 7: Where things get complicated (Part 1 of 3)
We awoke with a sore headache each which would soon be chased out of us, Literally.
"Who art thou to come into the royal throne room unannounced!?" The voice boomed. Sounded like the Royal Canterlot voice.
"Ugh..." I sat up groggily. "I think that would be us-" I was met with a horrible sight. "Wait, Celestia?"
"I said Tell me!" Once again she boomed. This wasn't Celestia. The true Celestia would ask politely then boom... But as I stated, horrible. Her eyes pinpricked and the fury of a thousand suns in her eyes. I could feel anger, hatred, control and... "Tyrant..." I simply stated. This made her angrier. "You are, Tyrant Celestia," her horn began to glow with magic. I shook my head, then put Ron and Joel on my back and ran for it. We managed to escape that but the guards whom were out side had given chase to us.
"COME BACK!" I heard yells behind me but I didn't stop. Then black, again.
I awoke in a dark place, a dungeon." Shit, motherfucker, ass, tits, cunt, cock..." My head was pounding.
"Dude! Shut up or we might die,"
"Yeah, whatever." I waved a dismissive hoof at him. "I have a plan on how to get out of here. We simply wait..." Joel facehoofed.
"If we stay here, we'll be killed." He deadpanned
"Well, any other Ideas?" I asked.
"We could try to escape..." Ron answered. I walked up to the door of the cell which we were in and pushed the door. The results made Joel rage and Ron facehoof.
"Well guys, let us go." I trotted out. They followed behind me. We heard voices as we slowly made our escape.
After a good ten minutes we heard bellowing from inside of the castle. " WHERE ARE THEY!?" we just went full gallop away.
Catching a train by jumping on the roof we went to Ponyville. When we arrived the place was peaceful, apart from the fact we sill ran in full gallop bowling a few ponies over. We headed for the Everfree forest, again.
We finally stopped wheezing and breathing heavily. "Why... Are... We... Here?" Joel asked between breaths.
"Well, it looks like we are traveling in cross dimensions from the Equestria we know. It looks like it can only go downhill from here." I said dryly.
Then... We were engulfed in a yellow magic. "You thought you could get away? Foolish stallions!" she grinned deviously. "Oh, we will have some fun." She growled at us. Then I smiled.
"Why are you smiling?" she snapped.
"How long have we been here Celestia?" I questioned.
"You've been here six days five nights." She answered.
"Five nights at Celestia's... Heheheh... Get it Tia? If you don't oh well..." I said
"Oh? What does that mean?" She smirked.
"This is the part when we runaway..." Just then we flickered and the last that Celestia saw of me was an evil smirk and me pulling my middle finger. We disappeared, into nothing.
'No... No... No.. No. No! NO!" She screamed using the Royal Canterlot Voice. "Find them... Search every inch of Equestria for those insolent little brats!"
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"Well that could of went better," I said solemnly.
"Ya think?" Joel stated
"Where are we?" Ron asked. In the distance we heard something. Something really awesome and really horrifying at the same time.
"Trolololololololololololol, lololololol!"
"Well, here's where things get Interesting," I smiled.
"ALLONS-Y!" we all said and ran toward the sound.
Chapter 1: Sleepover gone wrong (Intro)
"NO! BOB SAGET!" I yelled at Joel. That was the seventh time the bastard beat me in Minecraft Hunger Games.
"HA! Such lolz," Joel said and Ron then burst out in a fit of laughter while I sit there like an idiot.
I looked at Ron angrily "Come along Ron! You beat him!" He happily obliged. Not five minutes later Joel had died from Ron. I sat dumbfounded.
He put on his best troll face "Problem Anihana?" Joel laughs at this. I hit him with a pillow.
"Shatap Joel", This sleepover a Joel's house wasn't going as well as I planned, at least they were smiling. That is always the bright side about having these guys as my friends. I make them smile , they make me smile and we are all happy. We also have our own group, we call ourselves the Three Musketeers. Because there is three of us. I am the strength of the group, and a little bit of the brains but anyway. I'm the strength, Joel is the blade expert and Ron is the bowman. "Dude's, lets watch some My Little Pony"
Joel gasps a little "Yes! Great Idea!" Joel smiled a big smile until Ron said a little comment that made me smile and then laugh loudly.
"No clop Joel," Ron mused, he then started laughing when Joel went a bit pink in the cheeks. He punched Ron in the arm which made Ron laugh even more. They carried on like that until I put on an episode of Doctor Who called "Boom Town" They sat and watched it with me.
45 minutes had passed and the episode had finished Joel yawned and Ron did so as well as if on cue. They were expecting me to yawn as well. But to no avail. They looked at me confused. I smiled "Y u look at meh like zat?" They smiled at each other.
"Wat? Why aren't you tired? I mean its 1:24 am! Y U NO TIRED?" I smiled at this, I gave my best fake yawn which went a little like this...
"Yawn" I said enthusiastically. They just smiled. "Yeah yeah, lets go to sleep" We all lay down in our sleeping bags. We were wearing our shoes, we had somewhere to be in the morning and we had to be up early. We where also wearing the clothes that we where wearing for tomorrow. We had to be up by 6 am and ready by 6:10 am.
"Bro hoof my bros" we all brofisted at the same time. We closed our eyes and went to sleep. Which actually was the worst mistake that we will ever make.
We woke up in the morning. We all said in perfect sync.
"What... The... Fuck...",