Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?

by Chris Mcgrassio

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro
Length: 27904

A human named Christopher was hoping to get a normal life, but he didn't get it. Know why? Because an earthquake happened and brought him to Equestria. Does it make sense? If you love comedy then yes, But if your serious then no -_-.

Christopher a human was hoping to not get anything weird to happen in his life. Hard to ask right?

I mean, an earthquake happening around his trailer somehow brought him to Equestria and he is not really happy about it. And Chris hopes to try and at least get some payback on the ponies that brought him there. Even if it kills himself.

This is his life, At least what Christopher is hoping to do while in Equestria. I mean, It's not like he is gonna be able to get back home to Earth anyways. So, Chris accepts living there and just takes what he can get while living in that universe. Short, sweet and straight to the point right?

(Will have Futas, She-mares, Filly futas, Rape, Dark things, and abuse and depression .)

Will also have cuddles, love, affection and hopefully happiness also Harem with possible loli's as well :). While also having emotional problems with the main protagonist.

ENJOY!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-10 23:08:14 UTC

Chapter 2: The Adventure in the Everfree Forest, And starting the adventure with the Mane Six (Revised)

Chapter 2: The adventure in the Everfree Forest. Also following the Mane six like a stalker!

Chris went into the EverFree Forest and was thinking of all the possibibilities that could happen soon.

What will happen to me I wonder? A manticore finds me? A timberwolf pack trys to eat me or something? Do I run into the blank flanks residents of Sunny Town? Will I see the Mane six I wonder............. Chris says in his mind thinking of many things that could happen.

Chris shook off the thoughts and continued on his walk. He was walking around the Everfree Forest not feeling scared in the slightest, Then he heard sounds happenning to the side of him. He went over to the sound and was not surprised of what he saw. He saw The Mane six facing a Manticore screaming their heads off trying to fight it off and all that. He noticed that Fluttershy could'nt stop them supposedley. But what really made him shocked was that the Mane six weren't ponies but were Anthromonponics.

Fuckin great. All the mares here are a pony but have the body of a freaking human. I don't know if thats a let-down to the readers or a turn-on. Whatever let's intervene and help. Because I know for a fact that they will probably find me again sooner or later. Chris said in his mind deciding help them knowing what a story on fimfiction always does and walked in. He was just moving left and right in his pace. And started noticing that all the ponies and the Manticore stopped fighting when seeing you.

You looked at the mares and smiled with a wave. "Hi there! I'm someone that will introduce himself to you in a minute. but right now, I thik a certain Manticore need help. Right yellow Pegasus?" You said knowing where this is going while feigning ignorance.

The yellow Pegasus EPPEd and hid shyly behind her mane, but shook her head yes. She went over to the Manticore and looked at it's paw.

If this happened then I missed AppleJack getting her honesty to kick in. that sucks, but I haven't missed anything else though. I can't wait till I see Nightmare Moon to have fun. You said with a closed mouth while thinking.

After the yellow mare took the nail out of the Manticore, It started licking her feriously for a thank you. He stopped after a certain time and flew away. She smiled and waved to him. You coughed to recieve their attention and they all now looked at you with curious stares.

You look at them with a blank stare and said, "It's nice to meet you all. My name is Chris, And I will be following you since I don't know shit about this place. Also I will not want to know your names as of this moment. So let's move on, shall we?" You told them while walking ahead of them without them saying a word.

You noticed that you were a tad shorter than the mares. Your head came up to their.......well............breasts. And you felt disappointed knowing this. While walking along the path, The stupid purple one decided to talk to you.

"So. Ummmmmm.................What are you specifically Chris?" The pruple one said with a nervous laugh.

"I'm a human being. Apart of the homo-sapiens species if you want to be smart." You said to them not looking back and walking forward still.

you galnced at them and noticed they had frowns on their faces. You chuckled darkly. Not used to me having a deep voice and  they have trust issues also do they? Really i'm not talking because of social reasons. You said in your mind annoyingly.

On the way to the Old castle the Blue pegasus decided to ask her question now.

"Hey. Why did you want to come with us? Do you know what we are doing or something?" She said skeptically. Every other mare was now giving you a wary glare not trusting you one bit.

You laughed not turning back and said, "No. I don't know what you are doing. But I am lost in this Forest and thought maybe you six can find me the way out once I help you out with your situation." You said fibbing a little like an idiot.

But I am such a good liar though. AppleJack won't know if I am or not. You said in your mind triumphantly. You walked ahead with a triumphant look and a closed frown.

Then at that moment trees were now going around you and you ran into one. Hitting your head. HARD. You groaned and rubbed your head while the mares behind you giggled lightly and looked around to the trees.

They all had fear in their eyes while you had a blank stare to one of the trees. Specifically the one you ran into. Then you heard music playing and turned around to see the Pink goofy mare singing. Everytime she looked at one tree they disappated and turned back to a normal tree. All the mares gasped while you looked on passively with a blank stare. Once she finished with it all they all sang in the end and all ended up laughing together like friends.

You weren't laughing though. You decided to walk ahead and say "Either come along or I will leave you behind and wait for you. See you in a minute." You said to them not ready to have fun right now.

THe pink one "awwed." while you were leaving and the other ones gave you a glare for making her feel sad. You didn't really care right now and kept going.

You all walked in silence then the pink one came up to you. She had a frazzeled mane and a sad look in her eyes.

"Do you not like having fun? Because that was kinda mean when you left us behind. It looked like you didn't care for us." She said to you sadly while her lip was quivering.

You had a blank stare on and said "You don't understand the half of it. And I thought since you were mare you would be able to handle yourseleves. So I don't need to be the Hero all the time. Heck, I don't even want to be a hero. Now come along girls on with your adventure so we can get it over with." You said not making Pinkie feel any happier while walking ahead.

The blue one flew up to you. "Hey! apologize to Pinkie! You don't need to be so hard on her!" She said to you with a voice that annoyed you dearly.

You didn't reply and just kept on walking ahead. All mares "ohhed......" while the blue one gave you a glare.

No one disses the Dash. Well I just did. Swag. You said in your mind proud of what you just did.

You kept walking on till you made it to the river that had waves going crazy and everything. Now where is the sea serpent? Chris said in his questioningly.

A moment later....... A gigantic blue sea serpent poofed out of the water and started crying his eyes out.

"Oh NO! I lost my Moustache and I don't look faboulous anymore!" The serpent said while crying.

You heard Pinkie say "Mustache you dummy." Quietly and chuckled a little at what she said. She seemed to brighten up a little knowing that she got a chuckle out of you.

Rarity came up to him sashaying and everything. She grabbed one of his scales and he said "OW!" weirdly enough. Then the White unicorn used the scale to cut her hair in half and she genrously gave it to the serpent. Ha. Genrously. You said in your mind ironically knowing her element.

Once that happened the serpent said thank you over and over again to the mare. Then decided to give them a path over his scaled body so they can pass the water. They all slowly go over the serpent while you still stood back.

Once the mares crossed over he looked at you patiently expecting you to walk over him too. Then the Blue one looked at you with a smug smirk and said, "What? Are you a chicken or something Chris?" She said with a tease laughter at the end.

You looked ahead and said, "Serpent dude. Leave. I got this." You said challenged to swim over this water. He shrugged and decided to swim away. The other mares were giving you shocked looks and giving you glares. Then you gave them a stare and jumped into the water. They all gasped at what you did and felt scared at what you were gonna do.

You went into the water and felt like this water was weak and not really that strong. So you swam across the water and climbed up the little mountain back to the top of where the mares where waiting for you. You got up there soaking wet. You looked at yourself and shaked off most of the chorline and water in your clothes. The mares gave you a stare that made them look like they were appraising you for what you just did. You tched and walked forward ahead without them.

"Come along or i'll leave you behind." You said annoyingly with your arms crossed.

Thankfully on the way to the bridge nopony decided to ask you a qeustion nicely. But right when you got there there purple friend HAD to say something.

"Hey. Why do you not want to know our names Chris When we got to know yours?" She asked you confused. Her friends aggreed with her and you sighed angrilly at her quesiton.

"I don't want to know your names BECAUSE I don't want to be your friends. Discussion ends now." You said mad.

Everymare looked at you curiously while Rainbow Dash flew over the bridge to fix it on the other side. After about 30 mins she came back after fixing the bridge.

She said that there were supposedely a team on the other side named the shadowbolts who wanted her on their team. But she didn't do it because she wanted to be with her friends than them.

And there's loyalty. Here we go. Time to meet Nightmare Moon. You said expecting to see this dark alicorn and challenge her to a fight.

Once you went inside the castle The Mane six decided to split up like idiots -_-, While Twilight started to find the elements of harmony. You followed her to see Nightmare Moon and give her a painful fight.

After Twilight got teleported from a blue mist. You ran up the stairs quickly using your speed you held up for this moment. You came up to the top rammed the door down and saw Twilight getting ready to use the Elements. You heard the other anthros starting to gallop up where you wer at.

You looked around and saw her. There she was Nightmare moon in her glory........literally. I just noticed that everymare here is naked................well shit. You said in your mind almost blushing at the fact of not knowing that.

She was TALL her stomach came up to your neck. That was freaking tall man! Might be because she's an alicorn or she just hit puberty again XD.

You looked at her and ran up to her while yelling at her to like an idiot. She looked at you and her eyes widened.

"A HUMAN!?!!??!?!?!?!?! BUT HOW??!?!????!?!?!? YOUR SPECIES IS EXTINCT!" She said to you angrilly while almost using the Canterlot Whee.

Before she could react you punched her right in the face. HARD. She was stunned for a moment then got up with anger in her eyes. Then her anger disappated once she looked into your eyes. Once she looked into your blank stare she just lost it and broke down terriffied of you a little. She tried to get brave and hit you but her punch was weakened the moment she hit you.

After Twilight got the elements working she noticed her five companions and gasped. Nightmare moon's eyes widened while you gave a smirk and whispered to her.

"You wasted your time with me. Now you will get out of Luna's body and disappear. And trust me. If you ever show up again you will see a destroyed Eqeustria left behind. By who? Well By me of course! BYE!" You said to her while giving her a shove into the elements of harmony beam. She looked at you with horror and knew That Luna was not gonna know what you said. She screamed and the beam took her over and destroyed her completely.

She is gone. But this is only the beginning.......I am gonna have so much fun.   Chris said evilly and happilly at the same time.

After the beam disappatted all thst stood was a shorter height alicorn who came up to your height and she looked bluer then the other.

What? Are you blue or something Luna? cause that is hilairious. Also, good job Twilight, you finally figured out what "Friendship

' is. SO FUCKING WHAT?!?! Chris said in his mind with a frown on his face while being mad about seeing this fucking "Friendship

' shit happening in front of him -_-.

Once she came to with a groan, You noticed that the Mane six were talking to a white alicorn on the other side of the hallway.

There she is............Celestia herself. This is going to be fun. You said in your mind expecting to have a much more entertaining life.

She looked at you with a smile and saw her sister. They looked at each other then broke down and hugged eachother crying badly.

Luna was saying sorry over and over again. And Celestia was comforting her. You looked over to the other six and saw them crying too. You rolled your eyes at the "Touching" Moment that was happening. Really you didn't give two fucks and wanted to hurry up and talk the the Princess Sisters.

Once they finished Celestia came over to you with a happy stained face and said, "Hello there. If I know right you are Chris right? The one Twilight spoke of?" She asked you nicely while wiping her eyes.

You huffed and shooked your head yes.

She looked at you and said, "I want to thank you Chris. For if you didn't show and did what you did Twilight would've never been able to figure out she had friends. And Luna would've never been herself again. Thank you Chris. You are a hero." She said to you which made your heart stop.

Hero............... I knew I was gonna HATE you Celestia. You hated that word. That word is all you get just to have respect. you don't want respect just because you punched Nightmare Moon in the face. You hate it.

You growled and said, "I will be meeting you at Ponyville. We have a lot of things to talk about." You said angrilly while gritting your teeth. before she could get a reply in you jumped out a window and went the way Ponyville was at to progress the story.

"HAVE A NiCE DAY VIEWERS AND READERS! SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!" Chris said yelling with a teethy grin while running to Ponyville.

To be Continued in, Chapter 3: Metting The many ponies of Ponyville. (AKA Mares are gonna be thinking of how hot Chris looks and some past memories that Chris didn't want to remember.)

Hai :D Oh? You expecting something? TOO BAD! Just go on ahead to the next chapter XD :rainbowlaugh:

Chapter 3: Going into Ponyville, Celestia being a bitch and some other things (Revised)

Chapter 3: Meeting the ponies of Ponyville, And Celestia doing something stupid. AKA Comedy chapter and Dark chapter AHOY!

Where we last left off, We left off with Chris running towards Ponyville from the Everfree Forest. So easy stuff for him right? Well it wasn't. Cause what he wasn't expecting was Mares being around the entrance of the forest waiting for the Mane six to come back.

You came up to them and stopped moving. For you just noticed the whole Ponyville population was here right now.

huh...........how about that? What should I do first? Freak these ponies out with my talking? Or wait for the others?...........ehhhhhhhhh fuck it. You said in our mind getting ready to have fun with these ponies.

You were gonna say something but then Celestia and her sister Luna puffed out of nowhere right in front of you. You heard the Mane six galloping behind you on their way here.

huh. Wonder why they didn't let them teleport with? did they have the magic or not? You said in your mind not caring if Celestia and Luna knew what you were saying.

"Ahem! Hello My little ponies. I would like for you all to meet the First and possibly only human in Equestria Christopher!" Celestia said while her and Luna were introducing you.

Every other pony was looking at you with a shocked face and was trying to figure out what to do in "Rare" species space.

You looked at them with a blank stare and said, "If you treat me like loyalty I will make you all scared in your sleeps at night." You said angrily not wanting to be treated like loyalty at all -_-.

They now all looked at you with scared looks while The Mane six finally came out of the Forest behind you. Once they showed up behind you Twilight (Who you hate SO MUCH.) decided to ask you a question you didn't want to answer.

"Hey Chris? I was wondering..........how old are you and why are you like this to us?" She asked you curiously.

You rose your eyebrows and said, "I am 18-years old, But if you want to know about my old life......well then you can (just go fuck yourself.) Forget about it and move on." You said muttering what you really wanted to say.

Pinkie Pie giggled and the other mares looked ready to laugh while Twilight was confused of what you said. Celestia and Luna behind you were giving you a scolding glare.

So, you said " Hey. If you're disappointed in me then that's too bad. Because this is the way I am." You said while pointing at yourself.

The mares all gave you a confused stare, So you went "Fuck it." and decided to sing in a way you felt right now.

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After that song the mares gave you "DA FUCQ?" stare and were trying to figure out what you sang.

You saw certain ponies have looks that were different from the others.

A white mare with blue hair gave you a smirk, A grey mare gave you a curious look, a derped looking mare was looking straight at you confusingly, And a CERTAIN green mare was looking at you with a fan-girl look while getting ready to freak out.

"You know what? Fuck this. I'm going to sing and give you some songs I like." You said while cussing.

They gave you glares like very mean glares. You didn't know why till you looked down a little more and saw shorter mares hiding behind some bigger ponies.

Great. freaking colts and fillies. How lucky am I? You said in your mind ironic about this turn of events.

So what did you do? you decided to sing a song that they would like.

"Sigh. Here we go." you said getting ready to sing another one of your favorite songs.

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After that song. You brought out your "nicer" side and decided to apologize and talk a little.

"So...........Who are these cute little fillies that are hiding?" You said with a rare little smile on your face.

Every mare was giving you a sad look while The little fillies and colts decided to walk over to you for introduction.

"What's your names girls?" You said to the three little fillies in front of you.

They were looking everywhere except for you and had shy looks on their faces.

Rainbow, Aj, and Rarity walked up to you.

"This is My sister Applebloom pardner." AJ said to her little sis behind her.

AB waved shyly and hid behind her sister.

"And this is my little sister Sweetie Belle Darling." Rarity said to you in a fancy tone.

Her little sister looked at you but hid behind her sister too.

"And this is my number one fan Scootaloo." Rainbow said to you proudly.

Scootaloo gave you a scared look but showed you how she looked.

you looked around and noticed everymare had a different look. Some had fear, Some had scared looks, And those certain mares we talked about were giving him curious looks now. The Mane six were giving you a sad stare, While Celestia was giving you a skeptical glare while her sister looked shocked seeing you.

"......................Ummmmmmmmmmm. You know what? I want to know something. why do you look skeptical Celestia?" You asked Celly confusingly.

Celestia looked at you and said.  "Well actually, I do have a question for you and I waswondering if it was all right to ask?" she asked you nicely.

You had a little closed smile on your face and shook your head yes.

Celestia smiled and asked, "I was wondering.......How is your population what are humans like?" Celestia said confusingly. Luna looked at her with a smug stare and then looked at you with a smile.

That made you confused, But you decided to answer this question since it wasn't really a question about your personal life. Which you really hate talking about.

So with everypony listening you said, "Well My species like I said are named humans. But if you want to sound smart-like then our species is homo-sapiens. Our species is around the ape sapient species, But humans are more progressed and have been made smarter and better than apes. There are males and females like in this world, But in our world the population is even 50-50 population but males were the ones that would start off the dating and going out and everything. Our population on earth is almost over 7 billion people. Also if you want to know more about me, I will talk about my life later. But right now I would like to know, What is your world like?" You asked Celestia after you little disucssion that made you worn out a little.

Celestia and everypony looked shocked and stunned at what you said, While Luna was giving you that same normal level stare.

I think at some point I should talk to Luna later or something. You said in your mind wanting to know why she wasn't so shocked to see you.

Celestia coughed nervously and started to talk about their population and world of ponies.

"*Ahem!* Well............ Our species the ponies are a complete differnce to your world by a landslide Chris.  In our world the population is only about 2 million, And our gender species are very different also. Males in every town are almost at least 100 but females there are almost 1,000 in each town." You whistled at that number there. "Shocked huh? Well also another big difference is that the mare is supposed to be the one that starts the dating and everything unlike the male. Also Since the male number is so low There are many herds in our world. There is 1 stallion for at least 6 mares, But if 1 satllion was lucky he could possibly almost get twice as any mares into his herd. And since you are a male then that means you are gonna have to follow the rules and go the way stallions are supposed to. Sorry but you're gonna have to it's the rules." She said sadly.

Everymare around you was now looking at you with evil glints in their eyes while certain others gave you curious looks. you noticed that out of all mares you only saw Aj, Rarity, and two other mares you didn't know give you looks that not many other females would. You sighed annoyingly and said something that made your "Meaner side" come back up.

"Well you can go fuck yourseleves for that. I'm not downgrading myself to a fucking slave for mares. I am a human FUCKING being! I have feelings! I'm someone that's been through a lot of shit in my life! I don't need the fucking Slavery cliche happening to me right now! I would like to have a normal life and not have to worry about a fucking mare hitting on me When I don't even feel ready for a FREAKING FEMALE FROM A SPECIES I BARELY EVEN KNOW! So geuss what Celestia? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RULES AND SHOVE UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE FUCKING STONE COLD SAID SO!" You said doing profane comments and being pissed off while ranting on how you had to do this and referencing one of your favorite wrestlers from WWE, And giving the Princess the bird cause you don't give a fuck.

(Hey! It's the author here! And this is in here to tell you, yes. There will be references toward other things too. And the futa part in this story? Yeah, That will show up later, "Shuddering disgustingly".)

Celestia and every mare looked at you stunned and shocked, and very appalled at what you said. You knew colts and fillies were there, But you didn't really give two fucks right now. You were so angry you would punch a fucking wall, but you can't cause then you will immediateley be dubbed a "Bad guy" for doing something a nice person would'nt.

What the fuck ever Author. I won't do it so I won't be in jail, Because I would like to have a life and not be PROSCUETED FOR PUNSHING A FUCKING WALL!!!!!! Chris said in his mind breaking the fourth wall while being mad.

Chris shook his mind off things and said, "I'm sorry I said that, But i'm just letting you know that this human here? Is not giong to do that shit, He is gonna so it the way he wants to because THAT"S HIS ROLE AND YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DEAL WITH IT!" You said to them apologizing but making sure that you had your point crossed now.

Celestia and Luna gave you a glare, then their horns brightnend up.

Oh great......Now they are gonna use their magic to see if I was lying about my past or not. You said in your mind annoyignly. You just stood there on your two feet with your arms crossed and waited. You saw all the mare have different looks on their faces.

The ones in the crowd were giving you disgusted looks, The stallions in the crowd were giving you a prasied look, They were certain mares that gave you a sad look, And the Mane six all looked different from each other.

Twilight looked mad that you disrespected the Princesses, Rainbow dash was giving you a shocked look for having the balls to stand up to the princesses, Fluttershy was hiding behind her mane looking ready to cry, Pinkie was frowning with her hair deflated again, And Aj and Rarity were both giving you the "we understand." stare. Which made you happy a little knowing that some mares understand what you feel right now. You saw the Cutie mark Crusaders and your heart (which you have.) almost broke in two.

Apple bloom had a sad look on her face crying, Scootaloo was having a hard time staying brave, and Sweetie Belle was cuddling her sister's back hoof while crying.

You had a borken-hearted look and didn't care anymore. You changed your look and softened up. Celestia and Luna then had raised eyebrows at your sudden change, And The mane six looked confused.

You didn't care anymore. It's time to bring out some of the real Chris and get the three cute fillies to feel better. You walked up to the three of them slowly. You noticed that they were all know holding each other horriffied of you.

You felt SO BAD right now. You should feel ashamed of yourself Chris! making the Cutie mark Crusaders cry and all that! apologixe to them! Your brain said giving you a scolding in like 10 years.

You walked towards them and stopped right in fornt of them. Everypony now looked ready to hurt you for whatever you were gonna do next. The three looked at you with terriffied eyes.

You looked at them, took your glasses off, got on your knees and started crying with them while hugging them and apologizing over and over again for making them feel this way.

"I am sorry for hurting your feelings girls. I am also sorry for making you girls scared of me. I'm just very stressed out and haven't been going through a good life let's say. I'm sorry so much and I hope you can forgive me for what i've done," you said softly while hugging them and crying.

everypony now just felt confused. one moment he's mad, now he is sad and regretful. 'just what has he been through?' is a thought everypony had right now.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders kept crying but they forgived you and returned the hug.

(OH! another thing! Fillies and Colts will be also old enough for relationships too. so there's that...............oh boy XD.)

After the "dawwww" moment Chris let go of them and dropped his meaner side and showed a little of his true self. But not fully because like every other man he has pride and he doesn't exactly want to break down in tears in front of so many ponies he don't even know.

I wonder what cliches i'm gonna have to go through this story...........I hope I don't need to go through the "meeting BlueBlood" Cliche. because if I do I will fucking hurt Blue Blood. BADLY. Chris said in his mind angrilly. (FORESHADOWING OHHHHHHHHHH............)

So after all this Chris turned around and got caught in Lunaa's magic grip surprisingly. Chris looked shocked and stunnned, Then he saw Celestia coming over with her glown horn (Innuendo not intended by the way -_-.) and looked ready to do something.

You looked at her angrilly while being forced on the floor and said, "What the hell are you doing Celestia?" You said to her still not respecting her Princess staus like Luna.

She had a soft smile on her face and said "I'm just wondering what your life is like. And I know for a fact you won't let us see it no matter what happens. So I need you to be like this so we can know why you are like this." She closed her eyes and was getting ready to put her "Horn" on you. (again Innuendo NOT FUCKING INTENDED >_<.)

You were pleading and freaking out till finally all of your memories flooded back. Well most of them. She used a spell so everypony else could see what happened to you also. You felt scared and was in fear to see all this again.

most of your horriffying expericences started showing. the abuse from your parents, the isolation from humans and not having any friends, Being on the computer and seeing every creepypasta ever made, (You held some of those memories back so the mares would'nt be scared more than they already are.) the rapings from when you were just a 14 year-old, The bullies from the school you went to once you were 16 years old, Meeting Foxy and the anamatronics, having nightmares of your life and what could've happened if you didn't do it that way, And finally the last memory you remember was when the person you trusted most a girl did something that would make you a phobia of and would never get ovet with no matter what happens. Your supposed girl-friend (not that way -_-.) was a shemale and she decided to break your heart by tieing you up in her basement and doing things that no others should. What was more horriffying was the fact that this memory was only a year ago.

(And this isn't even the rest of what Chris went through. Chris has a lot of stuff to talk about when he is finally by himself. So expect a lot of 4th wall breakage next chapter when Chris talks to you readers about his life..........well most of it :(. )

After she took her horn off she had a widened eyed shocked look on her face, While Luna had a very gulity and regretful look on her face.

The mane six all looked different too. Aj and Rarity......you know what? fuck it, The whole Mane six squad wanted to give you a hug and tell you that everything would be ok.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders behind you were crying and not really trying to get up from their crying positions.

The mares and stallions in the crowd all had various looks on their faces. some looked sad, some looked ready to cry at what they saw. And some certain mares looked ready to come over and see if you were ok.

A white unicorn mare, a brown earth pony mare, a grey looking pegasus mare, and that fan-girl one looked ready to just faint. ( just so you know some of the important background ponies. There will be more, They just aren't here yet XD.)

But what REALLY made everypony shocked was that you weren't crying.

Before anypony got a chane to ask you said, "I'm not crying because my eyes don't have anymore tears that I can use. Really I felt shocked knowing that I cryed once I gave a hug to the CMC. BUt that's a rare thing. So expect to not see me show any of my feelings unless I feel like it's needed." you bluntly stated.

Celestia and Luna gave you a shocked stare, Then Celestia got up and cleared her throat. "Ahem. Well My little Ponies, Me and Luna need to leave. For it seems like we have something very important to do. So bye My little ponies, Bye to you too Chris" She said softly while flying away with her sister.

You gave a half-hearted wave with a blank stare. Once they left the awkward silence started and you felt ready to go crazy. Instead of that you gave the CMC'S a pat on the head and waved to the other girls and head to Twilight's libarary for quesitons and stuff.

Great. Next chapter is the truth or dare cliche. Whatever, At least i'll be able to talk to my fans and readers about me more nect time. BYE GUYS HAVE A NICE DAY! Chris said in his mind bidding farewell for the next chapter.

To Be Continued in, Chapter 4: Knowing Chris more, and a truth or dare game that Chris will want to not remember for a long time XD.

Chapter 4: Going back to Christopher's house,Meeting some new ponies and payback on the Princesses. (Revised)

Chapter 4: Going back to Christopher's house, and getting payback on Celestia and Luna.

Even though Chris wanted to head home, he exactly didn't want to because then the mares following him will know were he lives. So right now he is heading to the libarary and getting ready for a bucket load of cliches that are gonna happen in a minute here XD.

"Sigh. So is this where your house is Twilight?" He said to the annoying bookworm once he got to the Library.

She smiled nervously and shook her head yes. Her friends were looking everywhere except where you were standing. 'Probably all nervous to be around me after knowing HALF my life.' Chris said in his thoughts.

Applejack and Rarity were the only ones that really tried to look at him but they just felt nervous and could'nt do it. Chris sighed and decided to ask something. "Hey. Can I go take a nap? I feel tired after this big day." You said sadly.

Twilight said "I don't mind. You can sleep in my house if you want to." She said with a smile. thne the others looked at you with mischevious glints.

Chris for once in his life felt nervous and said, "Uh, No thanks. I will just head home. Thanks for the kindeness though. Bye." You said while running fast. Fast enough that Rainbow dash and Pinkie didn't even know where you where going.

(Also if any of you are expecting a different point of view, Will you can deal with it. Becuase the only time we will do that is if the ponies I like are by themseleves AkA AJ and Rarity, And what I mean is if there FRIENDS are not around. Got it? Good. On we go with Chris heading home.)

Chris was running really fast and felt worn out after he got home to his trailer. (yes. The trailer went with him. more depression and more development are gonna be happening soon XD.)

Chris went up his steps opened his door (Which he left open like an idiot -_-.) And went inside. Chris felt confused he thought for sure that he shut the door when he left.

But then Chris had a pang of realization, I forgot to lock the fucking door. Chris faceplamed and groaned.

He went inside and decided to go on memory lane again. He went to his closet, Opened it, and went to his basement. (Which also went with the house. His parents just didn't know about it.)

He turned on his one light and opened his eyes for a shock of a lifetime. Foxy was there on the floor by his computer. But he wasn't alone, Freddy, Chicka, and Bunny were there too. (If any of you are wondering Foxy and Chicka and Bunny are females. So there not exactly scary. ALSO if you want to know if this is a crossover story or not. IT'S NOT. because would'nt this story need the place they came from to stay? So no, this story is not having of the other characters I mentioned. I PINKIE PROMISE :D.)

Foxy saw him and smiled. "Hey Chris! What's going on?" She asked you wanting to know what's going on. (They could'nt feel the earthquake since they were in the basement. But it mainly was because they were in sleep mode when it happened. why? there anamatronics that's why. -_-)

You looked at her and her companions and said, "We got teleported out of Earth and we are now on a different galaxy and universe." Chris said. (ALSO, don't worry this is the last time that I will break the 4th wall. but Chris still might XD. Chris is now gonna show more of his REAL self since none of the ponies are around. So be ready for things that Chris didn't do for the past chapters.)

They looked shocked since there eyes widened once he said this. you decided to ask Foxy something, "Hey. Why are your friends here? And I thought you left?" Chris asked confusingly. Foxy and her friends gave him a little smile and got up to talk about the story.

(Oops. Broke part of my pinkie promise XD. OH WELL! If you want to know how tall the four are. Foxy, Chicka, and Bunny are at Christopher's height, While Freddy was a short taller than him. Your welcome. And I am doing this so you know stuff that you are probably asking yourself at this point of the story. now then let's head back to the point of when Foxy was leaving all right?)

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What happened BEFORE the earthquake...............

Foxy looked at the human on the Couch falling asleep in his depression. She decided to leave the closet door and basement door open. Cause she knew that Chris was a very heavy sleeper when he went. So she went to Freddy Fazbear's pizza place at her speed. with how fast she was going no one really saw her XD.

She went through the entrance and scared the dude at the front counter. The worker looked terriffied, he tried to say something but fainted due to shock. Foxy sighed annoyingly and went up to her 3 companions that were in sleep mode right now. Chicka looked like she was in a peaceful sleep and didn't look really scary. (remember that time I said in this story that no matter what happened everything to Chris will look 'Normal" to him? This is one of those times when he saw those 3 anamatronics. he just didn't feel scared when seeing them......................dammit I broke that Pinkie Promise again XD.)

Fox looked at the 3 and woke them up from their sleep mode by screaming at them with "WAKE UP!" and it made them jump at the sudden loudness of voice.

Freddy looked annoyed, and the other two looked confused.

"And what exactly are you doing back Foxy?" Freddy asked in a dark tone voice that Chris hears every time he is in his slumber.

And that's when Foxy asked them "Do you want to come with me to Christopher's house? He got me fixed and he is very nice. Why don't you come see him for yourself guys?" she asked them.

They looked at each other and had smiles on their faces. "Well of Course! we have been waiting to leave this place forever!" Chicka said in a high tone voice. Bunny looked away shyly while shaking her head yes. Foxy somehow rolled her eyes and picked Bunny up and started running back to Chris;s house while Bunny was screaming "LET GO OF ME PLEASE I'M SCARED OF THIS FAST PACE SO MUCH!" Freddy and Chicka laughed a little and started to catch up.

Once they got to Christopher's house Foxy put her down when they got inside and Bunny looked ready to faint.

"Did you have to so that Foxy?" Bunny said in a shy voice while looking around the new place.

Foxy smiled a toothy grin and said "Yes I did. You would've been so slow that people would've probably brought up questions of why a Bunny was walking around by itself." Foxy said teasingly.

Bunny looked away with a shy look and they waited for the other two.

Freddy and Chicka came in, But Freddy had a hard time with how short the door frame was. Once he finally got in he needed to crouch down a little in order to fit.

Freddy started mumbling how annoying this was while the girls giggled. Then they heard a mumbling going on across the room. They saw Chris sleeping and Freddy looked ready to crap his pants till Foxy held him back.

She glared at him and said "You can do that later when he wakes up." She said annoyingly.

Freddy put up his self-defense position and said "what? I wasn't gonna do anything." He said innocently. the girls rolled their eyes at the accusation and Foxy showed them the basement while shutting the door on the way.

"We can go in here and surprise Chris once he comes back down here." she said getting ready to scare Chris when he came down.

They all sighed and said "Fine." and went in the basment. They shut the closet door and then the basement door. And this is when Chris woke up and heard the earthquake and didn't gave a crap and went back to sleep.

Freddy looked around and asked, "Did you hear something?" he asked. The girls looked confused and said "No." Freddy looked around and shrugged it off as his imagination. And that's when they decided to go into sleep mode and wait for Chris to come back downstairs.

(You all know what happens after this so there is no reason to repeat myself. -_-)

BACK TO PRESENT TIME! :D

Chris looked shocked and stunned at the story Foxy gave him. He said "Ok. Fine you girls and Freddy can stay here. I need to go back upstairs and see if I have someone in my house." He said while waving bye to them and going back upstairs.

He then went back down and said, "Also when I leave again you girls and Freddy can have this house. For I don't really want it anymore from........you know. My past life. So this might be the last time you see of me. bye." he said sadly, While the anamatronics were cheering of finally having freedom.

Chris went upstairs and heard a groan of pain in his living room. He went in there and had another shock of his lifetime. For sitting on the couch right there was a changeling. but not any changling, it was the changling queen Chrysalis. She was bleeding and having a hard time breathing. Chris went over to her and saw that she was right around her height.

She said "Help." painfully. Christopher's whole deamoner changed to his softer side and he said "Shhhhh. sleep. I will get you to feel better and help you ok?" Chris said softly while smiling. Chrysalis smiled gratefully and feel back asleep.

Chris went into the bathroom and got some first aid kits to get Chrysalis better. He went back into the front room and started fixing her wounds.

He decided to do small talk with her. "So. Um.........What's your name? My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris." you said nicely.

She looked at him with appreciation and said, "My name is Chrysalis, and I am the Changling queen. And I would like to say thank you for helping me get better Chris." she said gratefully with a smile.

You looked at her with a smile and said, "Of course. I will help out anypony who is hurt. Even if I don't know them." Chris said, Remembering the time of when he first met the Mane six and didn't want to know their names.

Dammit. My happy feelings are returning. this is exactly why I rarely show my feelings and everything.......But Chrysalis is different and she didn't do what Celestia and Luna did. And she looks lonely,.......you know what? fuck it. I'll be her friend I don't care. You said in your mind ending your discussion with just trying to be this Changling's first and only friend.

What makes you feel better is that know you could actually have a friend who is REAL and not a robot. you smiled relivingly and kept fixing her wounds. Chrysalis moaned affectionatley then purred. "Your so good at this. Why are you alone Chris? I find it hard to believe a nice po-errr....what are you?" she asked. You said "Human.", She went "oh." and continued on with her talking.

"Now where was I? oh yeah! I find it really hard to believe a nice HUMAN like you is alone. Can you tell me why you are?" she asked you nicely while starting to feel better.

You sighed sadly and decided to trust her a little and tell her about your life of when you were with your parents. You didn't tell anything else though. You just didn't "Trust" her enough.

She frowned sadly and said, "Well that's just heart breaking. You went through all that for 16 years then they just outright die in a car crash? That's sad." she said sadly. (Chris told her about the many things Humans have done too. Oh. And has anyone noticed that Chris didn't tell Celestia and the other ponies this? wonder why?................)

Chris rolled his eyes and said "Yeah. I know there my parents and everything. But I think they deserve it for doing all that to me in the first place." your bad feelings were back, But you didn't really fucking care right now.

Chrysalis looked at you with sadness and started to get up with problems. Your feelings changed and you said " Hey! don't get up y-" Then Chrysalis did something you weren't expecting. She gave you a hug and made you shocked and stunned from the sudden contact.

Unlike the other ponies though you returned it. Because for one thing The other ponies out there didn't desreve your happy feelings yet. At least not right now. you had your eyes closed and felt something go on your shirt. You pushed Chrysalis back and noticed she was now crying while hugging you.

You looked at her softly and said, "hey. What's wrong?" you asked nicely.

She sniffed and said, "I just feel bad for what you had to go through. It's not fair that such a nice guy like you had to go through this." she said sadly.

Nice guy..........   You don't mind her saying this. Because unlike the OTHER ponies out there, she doesn't think of you as a hero, But just some guy that saw you and helped her out. You smiled knowing she cared for who you REALLY were not the way you weren't.

You decided to tell her what happened earlier. "Hey. Do you know Celestia and Luna?" you asked her. She glared and huffed angrilly.

"Well of Course I do! I hate them so much! it's thanks to them that I can't even find my hive right now! Once I find my hive I was going to use a plan I figured out and try to rule Canterlot then Equestria!" she smiled evilly.

You smilled nicely which changed her, and you asked, "Can I know this plan Please?" You asked nicely.

She looked at you for a couple of mins then said "Fine." (We already know what this plan is so i'm not repeating it -_-.)

You laughed after hearing the plan and said, "So. You are thinking of taking over Canterlot by taking over Shining armor's love as Cadence? You do know who his sister is right?" You said feiging ignorance.

She shook her head yes and said, "Yes. I know his sister is Twilight Sparkle. Who is know a part of the Elements of Harmony. But that won't matter! I still will take over Canterlot once taking her brother's love" She said evilly.

You rolled your eyes. "I have a thing to tell you." You said sadly

Then her deamoner changed and she said, "What's wrong Chris? are you all right?" she said while hugging you affectionatley.

Which you weren't expecting, but you decide to roll on and say, "Celestia and Luna did something to me that will make me hate them forever. Hell. I already hate Twilight, hell I want To KILL TWILIGHT ANd MAKE CELESTIA"S LIFE A LIVING HELL!" You said angrilly while getting up to throw stuff from your stress. (If anyone is wondering The 4 anamatronics are in sleep mode and don't know anything that's happening right now. Also this will be the last time we see Foxy and friends............alive. >:D)

Chris started getting angry and said, "FUCKING CELESTIA AND LUNA ALREADY RUINED NY WHOLE LIFE HERE! LUNA FORCED ME DOWN TO THE GROUND HARDLY! THEN HER FUCKING SISTER DECIDED TO USE HER MEMROY SPELL ON ME AND SHOW EVERY FUCKING PONY IN PONYVILLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENEDD TO ME IN MY LIFE BEFORE COMING HERE! THE NEXT TIME I SEE THEM!?!?!?!?!? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!" You said  yelling angrilly.

" AND THEN COMES TWILIGHT. OH MY FUCKING GOD TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! I HATE HER WITH A PASSION SO MUCH THAT THE NEXT TIME I EVEN SEE HER I'LL JSUT WANT TO RIP HER FUCKING THROAT OUT AND KILL HER! FOR SHE DIDN"T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT HER "PRINCESS" DID TO ME! SHE DIDN"T FUCKING CARE THAT MY WHOLE LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HER EYES! SHE WOULD RATHER WANT TO QUESTION EVERYTHING OF WHAT I DID IN MY LIFE THEN CARE FOR ME! OH MY GOD DO I HATE HER!   You said in a yell that almost equaled to the Canterlot whee.

"Then come in AJ, Rarity, and Pinkie................" you had to be silent for this. You went back to Chrysalis and held her tightly.

"Out of all the ponies I saw. There the only three that even decided to understand about what i've been through. I hope that I can get those three on my side. Because there probably the only ponies out there who even...........care for me." you said sadly.

You looked at Chrysalis who was crying tears even more. then you said "And you, You are the only one right now who is here right now to help me get through this right now. I want to thank you Chrysalis. For coming into my house. Because jsut like them 3 you understand. and you care for me to be the way I am. You don't care if I'm a hero or not. Your just there......to be with me. to be my friend." You said going very deep right now. You were falling asleep, You didn't care that Chrysalis was naked this whole time too.

Gonna have to get used to seeing naked mares I see. You said bitterly.

"I'm done right now Chrysalis. Can we go to bed and worry about things tommorow please? And just.........forget about your plan right now ok? Worry about it later. I just want to go to sleep." You said sadly while falling asleep on Chrysalis.

Chrysalis smiled affectionatley and said "Ok." silently. and Sarted to lay down on her back. You though for one second before you went to bed that something poked your ......well "Private parts" down there. But her hands were hugging you. So you just though of it as imagination and went to bed.

(Ohhhhhhhhhh. I wonder what poked him? We will never know for at least another 6 chapters or so. XD Because I want ot make sure I do enough chapters before Chris feels "Ok." enough to do "that." all right guys? now then INTO CHRISTOPHER"S DREAM REALM!)

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Christopher's Dream Realm. Also, if you're expecting Luna to show up then too bad. Because she won't for she still feels awkward and bad for what she did. So we will somepony else show up instead ;)

Chris woke up and noticed he was now in his dark dream realm and sighed.

Really I am here now? Well that's just great. I wonder what my dream for today will be? Chris said in his mind bitterly.

he noticed that his mind started jumbling about and made a thing for him. He looked and saw that it was that moment Celestia decided to do that memory thing. Chris rollded his eyes and said "Really? you're putting me through this again? Well nothing is gon-............." Then Chris noticed that the whole thing just outright changed.

Luna was holding him down, But Celestia stopped glowing her horn and gave you a gentle smile. 'you know what sister? I think Chris is right. He does look kind of like a slave doesn't he?' Celestia said to her sister Luna. Luna smiled and shook her head yes.

Chris now felt confused for the sudden change of scene in his story. He noticed that out of all the ponies Aj, Rarity and Pinkie looked confused. While every other pony had evil glints in their eyes.

'Then maybe we should treat him like a slave huh sister?' Luna said to Celestia with a smirk. Celstia shook her head yes and said 'My little Ponies. He is all yours.' She said with a smug smile on her face.

The dream Chris looked confused then saw something that made Christopher's blood run cold. They all had strap-ons that mares use to have sex with each other. But they were using it on something else (If you know what I mean.)

Chris started hyperventalating and said "Get this dream fucking out of here now!' he yelled terriffied of what he was seeing.

Right before Celestia and Luna started the dream disintgrated and Chris ended up with his blank realm again.

Then he heard someone gasp lightly almost sounding sad from what they saw, Chris looked around and said "Who's there!?!?!?!??! show yourself!!!!!' Chris said starting to fall down on his knees from what he saw.

Chris heard hoof steps behind him.  He turned around and froze on the spot. He saw someone that looked like Sombra, But it was a female.

He looked up and saw her green cat-like eyes and how sad she looked. She looked like everything Sombra would be except female.

"My name is Umbra. And I am sorry for everything that's happened to you Chris." She said to Chris sadly.

She went on her hoof knees and gave him a hug to make him feel better. Chris started breaking down and crying. 'I hate them Umbra. I want them dead. I want them to feel the pain I went through except worse. I feel so done with life. Please help me out Umbra." he said sadly while crying.

She said "I know. You will get back at them........How about we get back at them a little right now?" She asked you mischeviously.

You looked at her not really caring that she was rubbing your back right now, "How are we gonna get payback on them when they are in Canterlot sleeping right now? And how did you get in here?" You asked her confusingly.

Umbra smirked and said, "Because unlike Luna I can also use dream powers and get anypony to have a nightmare whenver I want. Do you want me to show you their dreams? She asked nicely.

You looked at her happilly and said, "Yes. I would love it if I got to see their dreams." You said happilly.

Umbra smiled a little and used her horn to teleport them to Luna's dream.

"Wait a minute. Won't they know that we are there?" You asked confsuingly.

Umbra smirked and said, "I am the dark queen of the crystal empire. They aren't gonna know if I am there at all trust me."

Then they went "Poof!" and went to Luna's dream.

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'Luna's Dream Realm"

Chris and Umbra POOFEd into Luna's dream and saw something very strange.

She was talking to Chris and trying to apologize for what she did. It seemed like Chris apologized then hugged her and the dream ended.

"Woah Woah. Hell no. I ain't like that. Give her a nightmare. Give her a dream of me that wants to scare her, not forgive her." You said angrilly.

Umbra smirked evilly and lighted her horn up for what Chris said. The dream changed and Luna looked confused. But then she saw Chris and felt happy thinking that her dream repeated itself.

'We can leave now. I feel so much better now. don't need to stay Celestia next right?' You asked Umbra questioningly.

She looked at you and said "Yes."

She used her horn again and poofed out of the dream. during this Chris was giving Luna something that she deserved for doing what she did. (But we aren't gonna see it. SO DEAL WITH IT! XD)

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Celestia's Dream Realm

They poofed into Celestia's dream and Chris felt dizzy. 'I'm gonna have to get used to teleportations ughhh.' Chris said almost throwing up.

Umbra giggled which made her sound adorable. Chris looked at her and noticed unlike Chrysalis that Umbra was actually a bit taller then him.

Chris didn't mind and looked at what Celestia was dreaming about right now.

She was dreaming about eating bananas and a lot of cake. Chris looked around and noticed that he was actually being her FUCKING SERVANT!

The dream Chris bowed and Celestia smiled. 'Thank you slave. I really need this right now.' and that's when Chris lost it.

After all that shit she put me throught SHE DOESN"T EVEN FUCKING CARE!?!?!?!??!?!?! Chris said in his mind angrilly. His eye started twitching. Umbra looked disgusted at what she was doing then she looked at you and froze.

Your eyes were twicthing. and your body was shaking badly. You sighed annoyingly and said "Give her a nightmare she will never forget." you said in a voice that almost sounded lika you were a demon.

Umbra shook her head yes while looking at you sadly. Her horn glowed and the whole dream changed. Umbra gave you a hug and teleported you too out.

Celestia felt confused. 'That's strange I though for a minute there I felt dark maigc around..........Oh well nothing to worry about. oh slavvvvveeeeeeee!!!!' And that's when  her dream Chris came in and did something that would make Celestia scared of him for the rest of her time of seeing him. (And just like Luna's we won't be able to see it sorry :D.)

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"Back to Christopher's dream realm now!"

They poofed back in with Umbra holding Chris sadly. Chris felt so angry that he wanted to hurt something right now.

"I live in a trailer by the Everfree Forest if you want to meet me in real life. by the way, Do you know someone named Chrysalis?" You said while asking her a question.

Umbra smiled, "Ok. I'll meet you there. And I don know Chrissy! Her and me are Friends! I can't wait to see her again." she said while sighing happilly.

She let go and said, "I'll see you later then. I hope I see you AND Chrysalis when I come there." She said while teleporting away with a wave.

You waved and started waking up. "I geuss payback is a bitch huh Celestia and Luna?" You said quietly while waking up.

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"Back into the trailer where Chrysalis and Chris are sleeping right now XD."

When he woke up he saw Chrysalis was up with a smile.

"You know you are a very heavy sleeper Chris? And you look cute while your asleep too." Chrysalis said affectionatley.

For once in youe life you blushed a little and got up. "Thanks............Hey. Do you know someone named Umbra?" You asked her nicely.

Chrysalis's eyes widened brightly. "Ohhhh! you know UmBrie? Oh man. It's been so long since I seen her!" She said happilly.

You asked her, "How do you know Umbra, Chrysalis?" You asked nicely.

She said, "I knew her when we were just little fillies. We've been friend for a very long time. And it's almost been about 1000 years since I last seen her." She said remembering her younger years.

"Well that's cool. Do you want to go outside and wait For her? She is on her way here right now?" You said happilly.

Chrysalis smiled and said "OK!" Then she got up and ran outside like she was going to get the greatest gift ever.

You went out there and gave a little wave to the readers and said "See you next chapter guys. And I hope Celestia and Luna now knows what happen if they fuck with me. BYE guys HAVE A GOOD DAY!" Chris said then left after shutting the door.

To Be Continued in, Chapter 5: The loss of something special, And meeting the 3 girls that care for Chris :).

I wanted to make sure you guys know that sex and clop won't happen till it ends with Chris being with the 5 girls he like. And It won't start until I start the estrus chapters. And those chapters aren't gonna show up for a while. Also! this story isn't gonna go into chronological order. It will be the first of season 1 which we just did. And some epsiodes are gonna get skipped, Because Chris will only be around Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Umbra and Chrysalis will show up during these episodes too. Essenstailly I am saying I'm going to worry about the episodes that either have all 6 or just them certain characters AKA Aj, Rarity, and PInkie. So hope you get used to this. Because there isn't going to be screen time for any of the other unless they have been in the epsiode with them.

Now with that out of the way I will now see you next chapter, Where Aj, Rarity and PInkie will start showing up to make sure is all right. AND since this is earlier in the story, They don't know that Umbra and Chrysalis are evil. So these are gonna be VERY intresting.

BYE have a good day!

Chapter 6: A nightmare, Getting better in the Hospital, and The two Grand Galloping Gala tickets, and the truth of Christopher well, some of it (Revised)

Chapter 6: A nightmare, Getting better in the hospital, and The two grand galloping gala tickets, and the truth of Chris.

One week later after the near heart-attack...............

Chris was sleeping peacefully in a bed. He felt strange about how he fainted after talking about the shemale gender. But, you see Chris has had a whole stuff of pain from this gender for what he didn't tell everypony else yet is his mom was a shemale too. He felt scared around his mom once he knew the truth. And one fact is he felt like he had a phobia towards that gender, But he didn't have hard times doing stuff with shemales when they didn't force him to do anything.

He knew one thing though if the mares here in Equestria were like that then well, Having a relationship with one is gonna get complicated. For if you wanted to have sex You would need to get used to seeing.................Those things. On the mares when your doing intercourse ugh >_<.

Let's see what Chris is dreaming about right now shall we? Also if any of you are wondering, as of this moment Chris is in a hospital bed getting better from his heart-attack that almost killed him. And I feel like this dream that's gonna be shown is going to be very dark and evil. So I hope you guys are ready cause here we go!

"in Christopher's dream realm again." (if any of you are also wondering when Chris is in the unconcious state Umbra and or Luna can't get in Chris's head for he locks away everything he does so nopony sees what he does. For he doesn't want them to see what he always sees on a daily basis.)

Chris opened his eyes after feeling woozy and noticed he was in his dream realm again. You know, The dark space that he uses for nothing but depression :(.

"What's gonna happen now?" He said fearfully awaiting what his mind is imagining now.

It for once in his life showed a good memory happenning. It showed when Chris and Applejack first met.

"And to think that I probably fell in love with her after first sight. Might be cliche, But she just looks so..........perfect." Chris said happilly while looking at the old memory of them getting re-aquainted.

Then it showed the part of Them having both of their first kiss. To Chris after that moment didn't care about life, For he was in the arms of one of the girls he dearly loved, and he didn't want to let go.

"That was the moment my happy feelings finally came in. But the problem is I still ain't able to express how I feel towards her and the others." Chris said sadly. He felt happy seeing this, But then the dream took a twisted dark turn after the kiss ended.

Chris could'nt believe how far low and evil, and dark his mind could become for at that moment Twilight ripped Chrsitopher's clothes off and all the girls did something that made only Aj and Rarity not change in the dream.

"The darkness must've took over Dream Chrysalis and dream Umbra. But why are they still normal?" You said confusingly then your eyes widened fearfully.

For at that moment Twilight held you down with her magic and unlike the last dream of where they had strap-ons. This dream had all the mares literally show their.........dicks.

They were the color of their skin and the length and bigness of them Made Chris want to vomit at the urk he felt.

"I geuss turth or dare is over. I think it's time to play "Rape the Human." RIght girls?" Twilight said evilly.

The other girls except for Aj and Rarity shook their heads yes.

Them two looked completely disgusted at what they were doing. Even though you knew they were shemares now, You felt happy knowing that they weren't the same as the others.

"And this is just a nightmare. It's not like PInkie, Umbra and Chrysalis would do this in real life. They would only really do it if I wished on it for my own accord. So I don't need to feel scared about this dream. For I know that it is fake." You said not feeling scared anymore.

Till the dream changed again, It had you.............You started throwing up, and freaking out with what you saw.

"Wake me up from this dream right freaking now YOU SON OF A BITCH!" You said to your mind which chuckled darkly at you.

As you wish.............Master. The dark voice said creeping you out, Before you left the dream realm for one second you thought you saw a dark mist showing but you shrugged it off as your imagination and woked up from your one week coma.

"In the Ponyville hospital."

Chris woke up with a start and groaned. He heard a beeping sound to his left. He felt annoyed hearing this, But he did'nt want to get up for reasons. The most important reason was because he was in a hospital bed, and he didn't want to make his injuries worse. So he waited for a nurse to show or something.

He closed his eyes for a nap and heard somepony open his door. He feigned being up to see who it was. He felt somepony touch his hand while he heard other ponies around him.

"Is he gonna be all right doctor?" a voice said................no fucking way.

"Hopefully he does, After that heart-attack he had, He almost died. If they haven't gotten him here in another five mins he could've possibly been dead right now." A voice said which you dubbed as Mr.Doctor guy who you should be scared of when you wake up.

"Well, If he does get up and feel better make sure We know ok?" PRINCESS FUCKING CELESTIA said PRETENDING TO CARE!

"Understood........But what about the other mares here?" Now that made you confused, after he said that you heard sniffling.

"It's allright the 8 girls here are friends to Chris, They can stay here. Just make sure hwen he is up that I know ok?" Celestia said trying to speak nicely when you know how she truly is like.

You heard the docotr say "Yes." And then they both left with you all.................Who is holding your hand?

"Sugar, I hope your all right. I've been worried about you for the past week. And......knowing you will be all right warms my heart so much. Please, Get better soon." The angelic voice of Applejack said while she held your hand tightly, and nuzzled your arm affectionately.

"Yes darling. We've barely even got to know you yet and I feel appalled that our other friends didn't come with to make sure you were all right. Just know Chris, That we are here for you." Rarity said softly while holding your other hand.

"Yeah. We've known you from the very beginning Chris. So don't think you are gonna get rid of us yet." Umbra said while Chrysalis giggled at what she said.

Then,You felt some mares hugging you sadly.

"We hope you get better Chris. We want to show you the Cutie mark Crusaders main base. For we want to add you as a member since you are also dubbed a "Blank flank" too." The Cutie mark Crusaders said in sync adorably. (And yes, THe Cutie mark Crusaders have'nt gotten their cutie marks yet. The reason why is because the show haven't done it yet. And I could'nt really come up with good cuite marks for them. And they are mare age too by the way, So Sorry bout that <:D.)

You also felt a pony nuzzle you. "Yeah! once your better we will throw you a "Chris got better" party and get to know each other better. For I really badly want to be your friend too." Pinkie said sadly while hugging you too by the side.

You felt your heart beating and you felt your happy emotions coming up again. This has been the first time since people that i've known actually cared for me............. You said in your mind happilly.

You woke up and started crying yourself.

You hugged the Cutie mark Crusaders back and said, "And don't think that you won't get rid of me yet either, For I will be alive for As long as need be." You said while winking to the readers who for some odd reason hate this story.

All the mares then started freaking out once you woke up.

Then they looked at you with shocked stares and you smiled. "So........ Who wants a hug?" You said holding your hands out ready for a very tight hug from these girls.

They dove into your arms and almost breathed out your air. But you handled it and gave the hug back to them just as tight.  You felt happy knowing these girls cared to see you. But knowing that there other friends and Celestia didn't care made you mad.

"In fact, What did you two do When Celestia was here?" You asked Chrysalis and Umbra wondering how Celestia didn't see them/

"Celestia didn't know we were here because we didn't come in till she left. We want to make sure that when she sees us that it's a ............surprise. So to say." Umbra said while Chrysalis shook her head yes.

You understood and the other girls let go of you since they could'nt hold you forever. But applejack was still hugging you and not really thinking of letting go at any moment. You looked at her sadly and asked "What's wrong AJ? Are you all right?" You asked the crying mare in your arms. You felt guilty, making a mare like Aj cry.......for you.

"Ah don't feel good at all Sugarcube. Hearing the doctor say if we didn't get you here quick enough that you would've die made mah heart sad and I just don't know what would happen if ah didn't have you sugar. I don't know why, But the very moment my eyes first saw you, I just knew you and ah would click from the very beginning. I just feel So lucky to have been able to see you Chris. And Ah hope from this point on that you will stop making me scared for you. For I would rather want you in mah arms, Then for me to see you in a hospital bed possibly dieing." She said sadly while getting her muzzle on the side of your cheek to nuzle you affectionately.

Then You knew why she felt so sad and broken-hearted. So you decided to hug her back and say, "Girls? Could you go get Twilight and the others? I would like it if me and Aj got some alone time right now." You said sadly.

Aj looked at you with shocked eyes, while the other girls shook their head yes and left. It was just now you and Aj, all alone.

Everymare has to be naked don't they? I feel so lucky being in AJ's arms right now. For once in my life I can actually feel..........happy. Chris said in his thoughts while smiling happilly at Aj.

"So.........uhhhhh.......Is there a reason why we are alone now sugarcube?" Applejack said shyly while starting to feel awkward about what to say.

"Yes. There is a reason why. I would finally like to know something. what is the populaion like her in Equestria?" You asked Aj not remembering that part of the info Celestia was talking to you about.

"Oh! well.......uh.........unlike your world. On Equestria The mares are the dominate gender. And since there are lesser stallions then we are a matriarchy world. Which means there are a lot of mares for 1 stallion. And this also means that every mare is bisexual too. But the herd can only be created if there is one stallion that many other mares like the same way." Applejack said, With the info she had on the world of Equestria.

"So a herd can only start if the stallion decides if it is all right or not?" You asked with a thinking posture. Aj shook her head yes with a blush on her face.

"Well, How about we start a herd when your ready? Because.........ummmm.......If I know right everymare is a shemale right?" You said to Applejack sadly.

Appljack's ears folded on her head and she said, "Yes sugarcube. Sorry, But that's they way we were made of. If you don't want me and others mares because of that I will und-" Before she finished you gave her a kiss to wash away her doubts. SHe moaned happilly from the kiss and returned it with frevor.

You ended the kiss and said, "Now just because you are a shemare, That doesn't mean I won't be with you. It just means I need to get used to seeing naked mares all the time and the fact of when sex starts that I will have to get used to seeing a "THing" when being with the girls I love. Just let me get used to life and we'll see what happens along the way ok?" You said to her nicely with a small smile.

Aj had a smile on her face and put her hat on the table by the bed. "Ah want to cuddle for ah while. And it's been a whole week since i've been in your arms. I have been waiting so long to be with you again sugarcube. I love you." She said while falling asleep on you adorably.

You froze then smiled happily and said, "I love you too Applejack, and I hope you know that my heart may be to other mares later on, But my heart chose you first out of all the others. Remember that good night Aj." You said to her while giving her a kiss on the head and falling asleep with her.

You both fell asleep in each other's arms affectionately and Chris didn't know why, But for once in his life he could finally say that no matter what happens he will protect the ponies he care for, even if it means killing himself.

Aj nuzzled you affectionately while you guys were asleep and it just looked so adorable :). I bet all of the readers out there are very jealous right now XD. But that doesn't matter, Now then if you'll excuse me I need to go in this sotry and Be something intresting. BYE :D.

The author then teleported into Christopher's mind to annoy the hell out of him from this point on FOREVER.

IN Christopher's mind realm we go! :D.

".......what the fuck am I doing here?" Chris said wondering how the hell his dark mind became like this quickly.

His mind had flowers, happy faces, and the mares he cared laying down on the grass ahead.

He looked to his left and froze. For what he saw next to him was a pony he has never seen before.

He saw a dark green pony, with light green hair, a black tail, and brown glasses on. To Chris this pony almost looked like.............oh no.

HEY! MY MAN WHAT'S UP Chris??!?!?!?! it's your OC homeboy Chrome in the house! He said not having quotes in his wording.

" Why are you not following the rules of fimficition?" Chris asked Chrome.

I'm not following the rules because i'm the author of your story and life, and I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! he said with a crazy smile on his face while looking crazy at the same time. Chrome was exactly to Christopher's height. And Chris felt a migrane coming on from just hearing this guy talk.

"Why are you here? And why do you need to annoy me now?" Chris said with a groan.

Because I can! And because you are the character that I made in this story! hell, i'm the author! I can break the 4th wall whenever I want! And you being with Applejack is lovely. So I decided to give you a very happy dream of where you have control of your body, and you and AJ are intertwining with each others dreams. Don't ask jsust roll with it :). ALso, I hope you have fun with AJ SEE YOU LATA CHRIS AND MY AMAZING READERS :D! the author said while telporting out of Chris's mind to make sure there was still a 4th wall to still break later on XD.

Chris groaned but then smiled. For knowing that this was a lucent dream and him and Aj were now in a dream together, That made him feel better. So he decided to take his mind off of his OC and go towards AJ who was sitting on the grass looking at the now night sky.

"Hey Aj. How are you doing?" Chris asked his favorite Mare to be honest :).

AppleJack turned around and gave you a loving smile and said, "Ahm doing better know that your here." she said while getting up to hug you.

You returned it with equal affection and heard of purr of approval from her. You both sat down on the grass in each others arms looking at the night sky. You felt like your life was perfect, You didn't even care if you died right now. Just being in her arms makes you the happiest guy alive.

You nuzzled Aj who monaed at your touch. You looked up into the dark sky and saw a shooting star.

"Hey look Aj! It's a shooting star!" You said to Aj looking at the sky. Aj looked at the sky and her eyes widened happilly.

"Let's make a wish before it disappears!" She said quickly.

She closed her eyes and wished from the shooting star.

I wish That me and Chris will be together forever, No matter what happens in our life. Aj said in her mind pleadingly.

You closed your eyes and did a wish yourself.

I wish that the girls I care for willl never betray my trust and do whatever they can for me. Chris said hopefully.

They opened their eyes and looked at each other happilly. You took your glasses off and held onto Aj tightly. Aj looked at you with a smirk and said, "Now what are you thinking of doing right now?" She said teasingly.

"I thought since this was a dream we didn't have to worry about being awkward since you and I are sleeping together. Also I thought we should Kiss since I love you." You said to her affectionately with loving eyes.

Aj looked at you with happniess and some lust and gave you the "Come hither" stare. You waited for her to do it first after some time.

Her stare changed and she just decided to kiss you first, and she did it very fiercely that it made you surprised AJ didn't do it when she saw you earlier.

You moaned shockingly and made yourself feel weird. You felt something poke your abdomen. Aj broke it off and looked down.

Then she blushed hardly when she saw your thing getting hard. But it stopped being hard when you looked down and saw her orange dick. It was so long that it actually reached the height of your hand. You shivered from frieght and tried to stay normal, But your fidgeting and shivering talk wasn't helping much -_-.

"O-o-o-o-ok. T-t-t-t-then, Let me just get used to seeing this right now k?" You said getting ready to faint again except in your dream realm now XD.

Aj looked at you with understanding and guilt. "Ahm sorry sugarcube. It seems we both got excited and I could'nt stop it."  She said while rubbing her mane awkwardly.

You hugged her, Trying not to let her thing touch your stomach and said, "Let's just wake up and see what this day has ahead of us k?" You said trying to get ove that you are now hugging your favorite girl who is now a she-mare.

She hugged you back a little and said, "Ok." and that's when you both decided to wake UP FROM YOUR DREAMS TOGEHTER. (Caps lock turned on -_-. whatever It can stay like that XD.)

Back to the hospital bed they are in :).

They both woke up and Aj had a blush on her face, While Chris had a little smile on her face. You heard giggling and looked by the hospital door and froze on the spot.

For the other mares were back and the position you and Aj were in was VERY SUGGETSIVE ;).

Aj got up slowly, And you got up with a groan feeling your back hurt more the longer you lay down.

The other girls looked at you amd smiled, While Twilight looked at you with a curious gaze.

"What's up Twilight?" You asked, Wondering why she was looking at you lie that. Honestly, She looked pretty dumb with that look.

"You got a reply from Princess Celestia. And she sent it to you in private." She said to you while poofing out a paper out of thin air.

Gonna have to get used to seeing mares flying and using magic too..........ugh >_<. Chris said in his mind getting more annoyed of how terriffiying these mares could be if they weren't nice -_-.

You grabbed the paper when it was in range and opened it. You muttered the words she said (Aka the author is lazy to write down what she said XD.) and felt shocked at the end.

"She gave me two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?" You said confusingly while taking out 2 gold tickets.

Chrysalis and Umbra groaned and closed their ears while all the other mares gasped loudly.

"You know what? I hope You girls don't freak out cause these tickets? Yeah, There going somewhere safe." You said teasingly.

Out of all the places you hid them, You put them inside your pants right by your well......dick XD. Everymare then blushed at what you did.

"This is me saying, If you want to go with me. Then you will have to do something that will catch my heart. Like How Applejack already has for example." You said while pointing at the blushing orange mare who was looking ready to do something she would'nt do.

You then remembered the fact that you have barely even shown them all your true self. Not even the readers know how you truly are. All that they see is a bland stupid trolly character. But what they don't understand is you are just trying to make sure that you get the ponies trust so then you can do the one thing you always wanted to do your whole life. Kill Celestia and Luna. And the only way to do that is to get everyponies trust. So being the fake version of you isn't fun, But it's the only way you will get the mares you need and to rule over Equestria the way it should be like.

Very soon...........They will see the true me. The Chris that isn't boring, dumb, or completely retarded. Soon........they will see the Chris that no one, Not even my parents have seen. Chris said in his thoughts getting ready to show his true self when it was at the right moment.

But he knew since he was teleported at the moment this whole show started, That it will probably be a long time before he gets to that point. Chris doesn't care, He wil stay this way and only show his true self when by himself. For only the Readers will know how He is like when no one watches >:).

Chris got up from the hospital bed like nothing even hurt him and stretched with a groan. Everymare looked shocked and stunned at what you just did.

"UGhhhhh.... All right. I am gonna get going. You girls have a good day now ok?" You said with a fake smile while leaving. Before they could reply you shut the door and ran as fast as you could out of the hospital. Cause Chris knew one thing, Staying in a hospital is not really a smart idea XD.

Once you went through the exit you started thinking to yourself about your plan.

Pretend to care for Chrysalis when she was hurt? Check. Become friends with Umbra and Chrysalis when I didn't mean it? Check. get the love and affection of half the Mane six and the Cutie mark Crusaders? Check. Get Celestia and Luna scared of me enoug to know that if they miss with me that i'll kill them? Check. Now all that's needed is to meet Sombra and Discord then my plan can really begin. Chris said in his mind checking off his list of things he needed to do to make this plan fool-proof.

What? You thought the Chris you seen the past 5 chapters was nice and good? He ain't, Chris is way eviler then he looks, Hell he killed his parents for what he did. Yes, That's right, He lied to Chrysalis and Applejack and she didn't even know. Also the 4 anamatronics? He was gonna dismantle them during their sleep mode, But that was thrown out the window when Celestia decided to teleport his home somewhere else. So Chris decided to take that part of his plan out and do something else.

He has been faking all of his happy feelings, and he has actually been Sarcastic throughout this whole story the whole time, and yet none of you knew that, Now did you >:)? Chris does care for his mares, For once they are in his affections enough, He will be using a potion he made in his house at the time of when Chrysalis was sleeping. This potion when drank will make the mare Always want to be with the one they love rather then anyone else, What does this mean? This means if the mares Chris like drink the potion then they will drop their friendship just like that to be with Chris instead. And this potion is called a "love Potion" in it's own rare way.

Now this is his full plan, but his main objective is to make sure the mares he like fall in love with him completely before he does this. For even if there Friends and the Princesses free them from the Potion, They will still rather want to be with Chris than them.

Chris was smirking happilly throughout his time of thinking.

I can't wait till when Twilight will be in my hands when it;s just me and her. I will make her life a living hell, Then I will kill her, After that, Once I meet Celestia and Luna again I will make their lives horribble and make their lives worse then death. .........What;s that sound? You said in your mind with your last steps, Then you heard some noise in a back alley-way that was very dark.

You looked in the alley-way and saw crazy shit going on. You saw a random stallion arguing with a mare. You looked down and already saw what the argument was about. It seems like the stallion didn't know the mare was a shemale and now he is complaining like a whiner..............wait a minute. No way. You looked at the stallion and could'nt believe who it was.

The stallion was none other than Prince BlueBlood himself. You now seeing him just made you feel more giddy and happy.

Yeessssssssssss Embrace your darkness. You know you want to do it. A dark voice said in your head.

You chuckled darkly and said, "Who says I already haven't embraced it?" You said while looking to the side.

"Huh. How convienient." Right by the alley-way was a knife shop.

You had a smile on your face that represented a Certain white killer from Earth.

You went into the shop that was empty and saw the employee sleeping. You broke the cameras and destroyed everything that could bring the gurads or police here. After that you quietly went over to a Knife and picked it up. After that you went up to the employee and said "Hey." while keeping the knife behind your back.

He woke up with a start and said, "Uh.....Oh! Um How can I help you sir?" He said scared of your grin on your face.

"You can help me by not telling a single soul about what you are gonna hear. Understood?" You said while putting the knife to his throat.

His eyes widened and he looked scared. But then he had a smug stare on you and said, "Well that won't work. I geuss it's time for the-" He clicked on the red button, Which didn't work.

His eyes widened fearfully, He started pressing it rapidly like a crazy guy. Then he looked around and noticed the cameras were destroyed and that whatever evidence of this "creature" being here would not be shown.

"So. Your gonna not tell anypony? Or will I have to kill you?" You said while getting ready to make him bleed.

His eyes widened and he shook his head yes so fast it looked like it was gonna fall off.

You smiled and said, "Good. Now remember, Don't tell anypony this or I will hunt you down and make everypony pony around you dead. And this includes you too, UNDERSTOOD!?!?!?!?" You said to him angrilly and threatningly.

He started whimpering and crying like a coward.

You teched and left the shop while going through the door normally like it was just a normal day. "That's because it is a "normal" day Chrome. For I have done this before." Chris said darkly while breaking the 4th wall.

Chris rolled his eyes and went back to the alley-way. He noticed they were still arguing, Except the mare was now on the ground crying.

OH_OHOHOHOHOH! You just sealed your fate Blueballs. You said angrilly while walking up to them with the knife behind your back.

You noticed the mare was actually one of the mares you liked in this world too. It was derpy and she was vrying badly.

Your glare intensified. Well now making this cute mare cry jsut makes you worse BlueBlood. I hope you are ready for death. Cause here I am. You said in your mind.

Before you presented yourself you waited, Also You noticed the mare saw you, But BlueBlood was still whining and everything to her.

You had that sadistic grin on your face, But it was towards Blueblood So derpy didn't exactly look scared.

"And you being this way appalls me. You know that if you don't get the bits I need that I will get you fired from your job and you will be homeless right? You better get them bits or I will make your boss fire you." BlueBlood said with that annoying tone in his voice that always irked Chris when he first heard him.

Derpy didn't reply for she was looking at you right now. Blueblood then looked confused and turned around. Then his eyes widened in disgust.

"Ugh! And what kind of Gross and icky monkey are you?"  he said to you, Making his life become even close to death.

"Why. I am here to see what you are doing to this lovely mare. That's what I am doing?" You said mocking how happy you sound while looking at Derpy with a normal smile.

She looked away shyly and BlueBlood came up to you.

"Whatever! To me you are just another pony who is trash Like her! so Bow to me right now!" He said while poniting to the floor commandingly.

You looked at him with a blank stare and did nothing. Then he glared at you and did something that marked his grave. He slapped you hard and said, "Bow to me or I will make your life a-" His whole ego then changed once he saw your face.

You got his arm and held it tightly. Tightly enough that it started cracking from the pressure. You brought out the knife that was behind your back and said, "So..........Do you have any reason to give me that you should live right now?" You said with an evil smile on your face.

What reall surprised you is Derpy looked happy that BlueBlood was getting what he desereved. You noticed that one of her wings was broken too.

"You have better give me a good reason. Because breaking a wing, and making this mare cry is not making your case shall we say..........."good." You said with air quotes while giving the prince a glare that made him wince fearfully at the glare.

"Wait! Aren't you that human Auntie Celestia talked about?  Should'nt you be nice? This is very bad of you to do! You should be ashamed of yourself!" He said to you trying to make you feel guilty.

"That won't work on me. And Celestia doesn't exactly find me "Nice" anymore let's say. And If I feel ashamed of doing this then I will feel regret for what i'm doing next." You said while putting the knife closer to his heart. You noticed that BlueBlood was so scared that he Comepletely forgot that he was a unicorn and that he could get that knife out of your hand easily. idiot -_-.

"What? What are you gonna do to me?" He said while shaking fearfully.

You looked at Derpy who had a Stare that said "You are gonna get what you deserved badly." towards BlueBlood.

It was funny for her eyes were all over the place too. Like one eye was at him and the other was looking at you. YOu chuckled at the sight and looked at Bluey with a smile.

"What am I gonna do? I am gonna do something that will break Celestia's heart. But this is the first step towards her life going to complete hell. For I am going to kill you, Good-bye BlueBlood." You pulled the knife out then quickly pulled it straight into Blueblood's heart killing him instantly.

(Well that's too bad :(. BlueBlood died and we won't have any Charaacter devlopment with him now.........OH WELL! geuss that;s life :D.)

Once you did that you grabbed your shirt, Wiped off your finger prints on the knife holder and went to go check on Derpy normally.

You even just stepped over BlueBlood's dead body once you got it completely done and went over to see if Derpy was ok. (Complete disrespect ha XD.)

"So. How are you doing?" You said to the mare nicely.

She looked at you with one eye and said, "Much better, Now that you saved me from that scumbag." She said in a cute voice while rolling her eyes.

"Well that's nice. It's nice to meet you............." You dragged off so she could introduce herself.

"Oh! My name is ditzy! but everyone calls me Derpy cause of my eyes." She said sadly while her shoulder sagged.

"Well My name is Chris And It's nice to meet you Ditzy." You said to her while helping her up from the ground.

"Let's get out of here and Find your home k?" You said to her nicely.

She shook her head yes relunctantly and moved on ahead with you close behind. Before you lef tthe alley you took one last look at Blueblood's dead body and thought , I wonder how much the story is gonna change with him dead now? Oh well, It doesn't matter. For I now have another Mare that I like on my side. I can't wait to see what'll happen when she meets the others. You said curiously wondering after killing such an important character supposedly. You shrugged your shoulders and caught up with Ditzy.

But geuss what guys? It's time for a cliffhanger! so you know what that means? This chapter is now over and I will now be seeing you all in the Next chapter!

Chapter 7: Knowing Ditzy a little more, and getting asked about the Grand galloping Gala, and figuring out what the hell Estrus means. OH boy XD.

BYE GUYS!

"Wow. Now that is a cheap Cliffhanger. Whatever, You guys are gonna be seeing how I really am from this point on. I will be showing my sarcastic side, and my mean side again. So expect any mare that I find "Stupid" gets the Evil treatment. Oh, And Ditzy wasn't scared of me Because she hated BlueBlood a lot. But we will know that next chapter. BYE GUYS!" Chris said breaking the effing 4th wall -_-.

What I wanna know is why I like breaking the 4th wall so much. Want to know why guys? It's a part of the comedy tag. Also, The adventure tag will probably be switched with the dark tag soon Since Chris is gonna be slowly showing his crazier insane self through the progress of this story.

Bye! I hope you had fun with this chapter! For the next one is gonna be more intresting then this one. :scootangel::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy::heart::pinkiecrazy:

Wait a moment! I forgot something. :twilightsheepish: I found a really good song on youtube that can show how Chris feels while he is here on Equestria. Hope you like it! :pinkiehappy:

Youtube Video

Ok! now i can say see you next chapter XD. :heart:

Chapter 7: Knowing Ditzy more, The Grand Galloping Gala comedy part, and figuring out what Estrus means and much more :)

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Chapter 8: Meeting the Mayor, Trixie's show, The Ursa attack, Estrus starting and Getting to FINALLY know Spike XD. and many other things :)

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The return of 3 mares, Christopher showing his true colors and Estrus begins :)

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What Chris does while the Mane six, Spike and Trixie go to the GGG, And what happens after Chris comes out of the Everfree Forest >:D

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Christopher finally going berzerk on Celestia and Luna, Meeting Discord, and starting the season 2 epsiode 1 plot :)

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The part of where everything gets serious and shocking twists happen ;)

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Chapter 1: A Normal day in Christopher's life (Revised)

Chapter 1: A normal day in Christopher's life

A normal day in Chrstopher's life.

Well........let's begin shall we? Or wait,...........What should I start with? AH shit! ummmmm.......SO! what's up readers <:). So uh..............Oh man. This is awkward, ..........UHhhhhhhhhhhh OH! I know what to start with!

We will start with a human named Christopher, Even though I don't really know how to come up with anything, BUt just know that this story is good, And........well...................oh. I broke the 4th wall.............shit. :applecry:

Whatever XD, Anyways if we go inside our house that our protaganist is in, We will see something very peculiar. Let's start a adventure that this human will not be having fun with at all shall We? :ajsmug:

Also if your expecting this story to make any sense......well then I hope your ready for chapters that are anything but "Normal". :pinkiecrazy: HERE WE GO!

If we go inside we will see a 6 ft 2 inch human sitting on his brown couch in the living room. He was laying down sleeping in the rest in peace position. He then woke up by himself without an alarm and looked at the clock on the wall that was in his kitchen.

"1:00 PM huh? Well I geuss i'm fired from my job." Chris said bluntly while chuckling to himself.

"That's the third one this week. I geuss I just have bad luck or something...........nevermind. Where are my glasses?" Chris said to himself confusingly.

He looked around while sitting up on his couch. He looked to the left and saw his blue chair and a window to look outside at the peaceful view. Then looked to his left to see his white chair and the kitchen. Then he looked down at his brown table in front of him and frowned relivingly.

"Ah.......Here they are." Chris said bitterly while picking up his glasses from the small brown table.

He saw that they were dirty and picked up an alcohol pad from the middle of the table. He used the pad and cleaned his glasses off which made them much better afterwards. Then He rubbed his eyes with a small yawn and put his glasses on. Once he did that, He got up and streched with a groan.

His hands touched the top of the trailer home making him know that the Trailer was starting to get too short for him soon. He put his crossed-arms down and we got to see what he was wearing. He was wearing a dark blue shirt that had red stains on it that he tryed to clean but they just would'nt go away, So he lived with it and stopped trying to clean the stain off. He had dark green pants that had red stains on one side and red stains on the other. Unlike his shirt though he didn't clean that stain off and you could clearly see that the stain on his pants was blood, but was his stain on his shirt blood too?

We don't know that, We just know that his pants have blood on them right now. He did he walking pace into the kitchen. (To put it clearly he walks like a person who just did things that he should'nt have done.) Once he got into the Kitchen he saw his bigger brown table which was cleaned two days ago so he could finally do things on it. What he saw on it was notebooks, napkins to clean his hands off, and a picture of his parents.

His mom had a smile while his dad had a very dumb grin on his face. In the middle is Chris with a little smile in his face. They were outside somewhere, at a park if Chris's memory serves him right.

"If I remember right, That was my only happy moment in my life and it wasn't even that great." Chris said sadly and angrilly.

But Chris shook his head with a sigh and went to the fridge. When he passed by the sink you could see that his dishes were all done and clean, which means he will put them away soon but not right now. He opened his fridge and saw his food and things that he eats.

"Let's see...........Hot dogs, No.............Cheese, No........Boloney, No.............aha! There they are." Chris said with a blank closed mouth stare.

He found his pop which he likes drinking almost every day. If you see on the sode of the fridge you see Milk and many other condiments he use to eat his food. He picked up his favorite pop he drinks like every day.

Mountain Dew all the way man....... His dark voice said with a happy tone in his talking.

He clicked it open with his one finger not needing help from another to hold it down. A "snap!" is heard and the pop was now open. He went over to his hamper which had more food in there. But he opened it to get one thing he always use to drink, a Straw.

Once he got a straw from his hamper he put it in his mouth and started sucking on it happilly.

(Innuendo not intended by the way -_-.)

Once Chris was done he sighed bitterly and went to sit on his brown chair by the table. Once CHrise sat down he put his MD down on the table and picked up one of his notebooks he uses. He opened it and saw the many things he drew.

"Now this brings back memories. It's too bad i'm not really that young anymore with those..........thoughts" Chris said sadly.

Um..............let's just say that the drawings are VERY INTRESTING and leave it at that ok? "laughs nervously."

He got up from his table with the now empty Mountain Dew and threw it away into his trash. He passed by his Closet and the Bathroom to go into his room. The hallway was very hard to walk through but after a long time of getting used to it Chris just started walking normally in the Hallway without problem. He went to the back room and opened the door.

"Now this room is where my whole life changed. Man, Am I happy that they are both gone now." Chris said bitterly and contentedly.

The back room had a two-sized bed and a very big TV for no reason. The floor was brown and had well........... stains all around the place let's say. Chris chuckled mysteriously and shut the door. he turned to his left and saw his room. He opened that door and remembered some annoying memories that he had while lving in this room.

10 years ago............

Chris was sitting on his bed crying after the many things that his parents did to him. he was wearing the same shirt and pants, but they looked brighter and nicer without the stains and everything. His Dad came into the room and showed himself.

His dad was drunk, And when his dad was drunk, which was rare by the way. He was more mean and angry then usual.

"Shut up! Stop crying and start being a man!" His dad said angrilly while putting Christopher's hand in one of them and used his other to slap him HARD.

"Your a guy! A MAN! Men don't cry! they hold it in and show that they mean serious business and that they can handle themselves!" His dad said mad at Chris crying right now.

"But dad! I'm only 6 six years old! I need to cry!" Chris said sadly while sniffing.

His dad snorted and said, "Well if your gonna cry, Then i'll make your punishment TWICE as painful now!" His dad said getting ready to hurt his son more.

Chris eyes widened then he said "WAIT! I'm sorry dad! don't-" Before he could finish, huis dad picked him up over his shoulders and brought him to the front room for punishment. Chris was flailing and crying and then his dad slapped him on the butt to quiet him down. Once they were in the front room his dad started doing his punishment. His dad pulled his pants down and started.................

Present

Chris shook his head and said, "No. There is no need to remember that when he is gone now. Everything is fine and I am by myself without my horrible parents in my life anymore." Chris said bluntly and sadly. He saw his bed that had tear-stains on it from all the pain and hurt his parents gave him through his life.

He shut his door and said, "Even though I have the urge to cry right now, I just can't. I just ain 't able to cry anymore after everything that happened to me through out my life." Chris said bitterly and sadly. He walked through the Hallway to the Bathroom while having a blank stare and a closed frown on his face.

He opened the Bathroom door and did his business. He did that then washed his hands, and then looked himself in the mirror. He had brown irises with black eyes around his whiteness in his eyes. His eyes almost look sad and mad but he just could'nt see any other feeling, like he was bleak or blank and just........nothing.  He had brown hair that was straightend and also spiked around all over the place. He didn't want to comb it so he didn't. When he looked at his hands and arms, He saw his muscles and all the redness and whiteness on his body. He barely went outside so he didn't really have any skin that was burnt or anything,

He took off his shirt and saw his muscles. His chest was a circle and he barely looked fat. He tensed his muscles and saw the strength that his arms and body had from all the pain and training. he had tear stains around his body and chest but they disapeeared throughtout time which made Chris sad knowing his memories will show anywhere no matter how hard he tries to get rid of it. He put his shirt back on with a sigh and left the Bathroom .

Once he went back into the Living room he had another memory remembered from one time he was with his mom.

6 years ago.........

He walked into the Front room with a relieved smile on his face. Dad's in the back room sleeping........good. let's see what my mom is doing. You said with happiness that only a Child can have.

You went up to your Mom with happy face and said. "Hi Mom! How are you doing?" You said to her questioningly happy.

She was on the laptop, But when she heard your voice she turned to you with a frown and said, "Nothing much. Just on the computer.........say. Did you do anything today? Like did you do your schoolwork and everything?" Your mom asked you patiently.

Your eyes widened and you said "Well.....of course I did mom! I did my schoolwork before coming in here. Why do you ask?" You say to your mom wondering why she asked you that.

She turned to you with a disappionted glare "Your lying to me. aren't you?" she said sadly.

"What?!?!?!? NO!?!?!?!?!??! i'm not lying to you! I would never lie to you mom!" You said to her sadly.

she sighed sadly and put her laptop down. "Your dad was right. you're lying to me. I'm sorry but I need to......do your puishment Chris." She said sadly.

Your eyes widened and you said," BUt why?!?!?!?!??!! I did nothing! and-" You weren't able to finish for your mom slapped you and that just made you shocked and heart-broken.

"I'm sorry son. But you need to punished, Besides lying is bad. HEY! HON! it's punishment time!" She yelled with a disappointed look on you.

You gasped and turned around to see your dad. He had his whip while putting his pants off. You whipped your head around to see your mom taking off her pants too. Showing you something that gave you nightmare form that point on.  Then they both held you and...........

Present

Chris had an angry look on his face while getting that memory off his mind. "I did do my schoolwork MOM! WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS ABLE TO PASS HIGH SCHOOL HUH!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE IT SO I COULD!?!?!?!?!?!? Jeez........" You said angrilly and bitterly.

Throughout your 18 years of life you were able to pass high school. But your parents thought you weren't good enough for college. So they never made it so you were able to go to college, Hence the reason you were never able to get a bachelor's degree in your school. Meaning you were never able to know what you aced in at all.

You turned around and opened your Closet angrilly.  This was something only you knew about and your parents knew nothing about it through your life. You moved everything to see the door you were hiding on the floor in the Closet.

You opened the door and went into the basement. (This is where things start to get real.) You went down the stairs you made and turned on your light for the room you made too. And you saw the decorations you had in this room that nobody else knew about.

On the left was pictures of killings. but they were CERTAIN killings. it said "The death of the Enright family. How did it happen?" the article said.

They all desreved it............for so long they tortured me, hurt me, and made me do things I didn't want to do. Me killing them was probably the greatest day of my life. Chris said with an evil, bitter chuckle.

It had a picture of your parents on the floor in the Living room with their bodies gutted out and all of their body parts destroyed with nothing left to prove who did it. It was hard to clean off the blood on the floor. But Chris was able to make the floor look normal like nothing happend on that day at all. It also had the other articles too. Of your whole family, of all your relatives and everything. it was fun for Chris being able to do what he wanted to for so long. And that was kill his whole EVIL and mean family to death. So on the eft were all articles of the deaths of Chris's relatives and family.

2-3 years ago...........

You went into the front room with a blank look on your face while holding a knife in your hand.  You went upto your parents with a closed smile while putting your knife behind your back.

"Hi Mom and Dad. How are you both?" you asked slowly and patiently.

They didn't look your way. You noticed your Dad was sleeping and Mom fell asleep with him. This was the perfect crime. You went upto your dad first since he deserved it more. You put your hand on his mouth and slit his throat off. He was screaming in your mouth trying to get air. You just had a content smile on your face and quoted a famous creepypasta killer while killing your dad.

"Shhhh.............Just Go. To. Sleep." You said quietly with a smile on your face. Once he stopped screaming and his eyes losed you stopped and went over to your mom. Before you did though, You thought for a minute if your Mom deserve it or not.

She does work almost every day. And she was forced to do it. But then........she did stop trusting in what I said. And she also stopped talking to me and smiling to me. he also started doing the punishment without care like my dad too................. You said in your mind.

" *Sigh* I'm sorry mom." You said quietly and sadly. You brought your knife down and put it right through her heart killing her instantly. Now you were thinking of how this was going to be crazy. you were cleaning off the knife's blood and the handle at the same time, So they would'nt suspect you no matter how hard they tried. You unlocked the door and opened it. After that you put the knife down and cleaned it with a hankerchief so your fingerprints weren't left behind. And then you called the police And after that everything was history.

Present

You shook off that memory and decided to look on the right to see more horrible things then that. It had Knives, Hammers, Swords, Axes that Chris felt luck to have found, Chains, Maces, everything of the like. but it was on the ground that made it look horrifying. Their was blood EVERYWHERE. And it just made that wall look more scary with the blood and redness of everything there.

Then you looked at the center to see the coup de tat. The center had a computer with a table and chair, While having things to the left and right that just made the place look more horrifying. For Straight ahead was 1 Anamatronic from a CERTAIN Pizzeria Chris went to one day.

1 year ago........

Chris was outside walking on a jog for he was bored out of his mind when trying to figure out what to do. His stomach rumbled and he felt hungry. He looked to the left and saw a place named "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria*. He decided to go there and see how that place was like. For to him it sounded famillar to Chuck.E Chesse's.

He opened the door which made a Ding sound.  He looked left and right, then saw ahead what was here. He saw three anamatronics that looked pretty terriffying. He went up to a worker who was shaking a lot for no reason.

"Hey man. Could I have a pizza to go with please? Sausage only." You said to him patiently.

He shook his head up and down rapidly and went into the Kitchen. you turned around and saw another anamatronic take your eye on the left. It was in a place called "Pirate's Cove" and you went to go look at it. When you opened the curtain, you didn't feel shocked in the slightest.

You saw an anamontronic called Foxy. He had an eye patch on and a Hook on his right hand.  He looked batered up and beaten. you wondered why this one was out of order while the others weren't. The guy from the counter came up to you rushingly.

He looked at you then at Foxy then said, "Hey. You know, Foxy was my Favorite out of the 4. It's too bad they broke him down and put him out of order after the bite of 87." The Pizza guy. You took the pizza bag and shook your head yes.

"Hey. Can I take Foxy off your hands? How much does he cost?" You asked the Pizza guy while taking your wallet out.

He looked at you with shock and said, "What?!?!?! Why do you want to buy Foxy!?!??!?!"

You looked at the fox with an apprasied stare and said "I want to fix him myself. And I want to see if it would like to be my friend when I bring it home." You said with a closed smile to the Fox.

What you didn't notice was that the 3 anamontronics behind you were now staring right at you confusingly.

I'm sorry. But you can't take Foxy. He is a part of this resturant and he is important. sorry." The pizza guy said to you sadly.

You sighed and shook your head up and down. "All right. Thanks for thinking though." You said to him while leaving.

It was now night time and you went back toe the Pizzeria after dark. You opened the back door to the Resturant and looked at the time. It was 11:50 PM.

OK! Let's get Foxy before the sercurity guard gets here and i'm arrested. You said in your mind while sneaking around.

You found Foxy and then You looked at the 3 anamontronics on stage and said to them ,"Don't worry you three! this fox is in good hands! And I promise you he will be fixed and much better than he is now. Besides. This fox desrves more credit and happiness for everything he's done. Also..........I hope you anamontronics have gotten your revenge on that security guard. Because if you haven't, I will do it for you with pleasure. "  You said to the 4 anamontronics knowing the real truth about this place while leaving. You opened the door and left the Pizzeria. Never going back to the place ever again.

Once you came home with Foxy, The Pizza now thrown away. (Chris only bought the pizza so then he could have an excuse to talk to that Pizza guy from the counter.) You put Foxy down on the floor who hasn't changed one bit since you left. You went to the Closet and opened it. Then you picked him back up and opened your secert door to the basement.

Once you went down the stairs you put Foxy down and said, "Alright. I know you can walk and move by yourself. So can you for me right now please?" You asked the Fox patiently.

Then the Fox got up from the floor and was now looking at you at equal height with your body now.

What a shocker. He can move and walk now. Whoop-de-freaking do. You said in your head with sarcasm.

He put his hook up ready to do something. But then you said, "Wait! Before you kill me. Hear me out first. I'm different from all those tupid security guards. I can fix you, Make you better than you are." You said to the fox with warning.

He put his hook down slowly and said "Explain." in a dark and foreboding voice.

Now that I wasn't expecting. You said in your head now a little surprised knowing that Foxy could talk now.

You said," Now, I won't get rid of your hook or eyepatch. I just want to fix you. Make you better. Because i know your teeth are gone and you look like your whole body can barely even stand. What do you say? Do you want my help and friendship Foxy?" You asked Foxy nicely while emphasizing his legs that were almost broken.

It looked like Foxy was thinking over what you said. Then he looked at you and walked over. You felt Anxious to know what he was gonna say in a mintue here. He came over to you and put his furry hand on you and said, "Yes. I would like your Freindship. And I would like it if you fixed me up. Besides I wanted to leave that Pizzeria for SO LONG. And now that I completed my mission and don't need to do anyhting else. Being your friend, is now my current mission. So could you fix me please?" Foxy told you in that same dark foreboding voice, But now it had a happy tone in it.

You smiled a little and said, "Yes. I will fix you. And I promise you Foxy That this is a start of a really great friendship." You said to him a little happy while chuckling.

After that was finished. You started fixing him and making him a little better throughout the year. Like he still needed to be turned off and everything too. But Foxy didn't mind for he knew you would'nt do anything to him unlsee you wanted to be haunted by his spirit. You laughed nervously at that comment but didn't care about it.

Present

You walked up to Foxy who was playing with his hook and having his mouth shut after so many years of him not being able to shut his mouth.

"Hey Foxy! How is your day today?" You asked him patiently.

He looked at you with that blank stare like everyday and said "Nothing much. What's going on with you?" He said to you with a questioning tone with that voice.

"I just htought I could come see my first friend and see my computer that I used that made me the way I am today." You said thoughtfully.

He shook his head up and down and went back to his hook. Chris went over to his computer and touched it, Not beliving how muvh he has done on it through his years.

I can't believe I have been through all that. Seeing all them Creppypasta's, Dark stories that people think are true. And seeing that show My little Pony:Friendship is magic.

You said reminiscing of some of your happy life you had. Seeing That most of it was because of MLP that you could probably even be alive right now.

You sighed sadly and started leaving. "See you later Foxy. Ok?" You told him sadly. He said 'Bye." while waving his hook.

"Also, If you want to leave i'll hold the door open for yea. Because now that you are better and everything you don't need to be here anymore. Now I know we have a good friendship and all, But I think you can't live here forever. So leave when you fell like ok?" You said to Foxy sadly. Before he could reply you went up and opened the door while going in the Kitchen.

After going into the Living room you opened your big brown door and left it open. Then you went to lay down on your couch and close your eyes and think for a minute. You heard walking which sounded like Foxy. He went through the door from the Closet and shut them both with his furry hand. He was walking slowly then went upto the Entrance door.

"I thank you for giving me your Friendship and fixing me too Chris. I hope to see you again sooner or later. Goodbye." Foxy said to you while shutting the door and running away from your house.

I just let an anamontronic that is possessed from a demon leave my house................oh well. It's not like he is gonna do anything dangerous or something. You said in your mind while shrugging your shoulders.

You opened your eyes to see the doors all closed and Foxy not here anymore. He wasn't human so his friendship was nice and all. But it's wasn't the friendship that Chris wanted. Sp Chris still dubbed himself *The most lonliest human for 18 years.*

He doesn't know why but he feels like in his head that he is gicing himself the *Loser of Friendships Award* or something.

After an hour or two of just sitting down on his couch with his eyes shut. He is taking a nap per se. There was rumbling that started happenning, then his whole trailer started shaking. In fact, The whole house started shaking.

Earthquake. How shocking. Chris said in his mind bluntly.

He didn't care that the Earthquake was happening and kept his eyes closed. Once the Earthquaje stopped he opened his eyes and his eyebrows rose skeptically.

"The hell? What's up with outside? It looks...........different." Chris said confused.

He got up from his bed and went over to his door. He opened it up and could'nt believe his eyes.  He saw the sky look more brighter than usual. And everything looked brighter and nicer.

Great. I've been teleported. And I know what that fucking means........... Chris said while leaving his house to go outside. He shut his door and locked it then he went up to a sign he saw that was right in front of his house.

"WARNING! EVERFREE FOREST IS DANGEROUS! NOPONY IS ALLOWED IN UNLESS ASKED TO FIRST!" The sign said.

Chris sighed and said, "Yep. I'm in fucking Equestria. Which means one thing. My life has now became a fucking Human In Eqeustria life. *Sigh* Fuck me." Chris said to himself annoyingly.

Then he thought You know what? FUCK THIS! I'm going into the EverFree Forest! Chris said angrilly while walking in the forest angrilly.

"Let's just see HOW dangerous this Forest is, Shall we?" Chris said to himself conviced that he won't be scared one bit in this place.

Then he stopped, "Oh yeah. I can't Because the Author is going to end the chapter now." He said with an annoying groan while facepalming.

"WHATEVER! FINE! I'll see you readers NEXT CHAPTER! HAVE A NICE DAY!" Chris said to an empty space with an insane smile on his face, While running into the Everfree Forest with no fucks given.

To be Continued in Chapter 2. Chris goes into the Everfree Forest and meets many things and isn't surprised in the slightest.

Like Chris said HAVE A NICE DAY!

Chapter 5: Knowing Chrysalis and Umbra more, The loss of something special, and meeting the Mane six for real AND THE PINKIE PARTY! (Revised)

Chapter 5: Knowing Chrysalis and Umbra more, The loss of something special, and meeting the Mane six AND THE PINKIE PARTY! :D

Chris and Chrysalis went out the trailer and waited on the grass for Umbra.

Chris decided to do some small talk while they were waiting.

"So. Can you tell something about your "Hive" Chrysalis? Like how is it?" You asked wondering what she was talking about yesterday.

She looked at you happilly and said "My hive is where My whole family is. Us changlings are completely different from Ponies. For the only way us Changilngs can live is if we feed off of the affection of other ponies. but to you........I don't need to pretend. I can actually be my real self around you. And you helping me and making me feel better just makes me want to trust you more. I would like to say thank you for that again." She said while rubbing her muzzle on you affectionately being careful not to hurt you with her horn.

"Also. Are you an alicorn like Celestia and Luna? And what happened to you before you came to my house?" You asked sadly. wondeirng what happened to her that made her in such a bad state.

"Sigh. That's the problem the queen and king of our hives become the leaders so they get what alicorns have so they can be equal to the strength of alicorns. In fact, The only way Changlings can live is if the queen and king can find them love and affection. If they can't find it in time some changlings just out right die. It's sad but it's the way our lives go." She said sadly while getting ready to cry again.

"And How did I become like that when you found me in your house? Well, me and a couple of Changlings got lost in the Everfree Forest and well...........we ran into a pack of timberwolves on the way home. We tried fighting them off and everything but we got seperated and I got cornered by the leader of that pack. I was lucky to make it out alive, I was bleeding very badly. If I didn't find your house and you didn't see me. I probably would've died from blood lose. So, Really Chris thank you for being such a kind man to me." she said while hugging you and crying.

You felt bad about what she had to go through. The changlings with her could've died and her hive could be gone now. You noticed in the air that Umbra was here and she looked sad. She probably heard what Chrysalis said. You said sadly in your mind.

You patted Chrysalis's back and told her to turn around. she did and she saw Umbra. She was crying and then she just outright flew to her and gave her a bear hug while yelling "UMBRIE!" and crying even more while saying that she missed her. Umbra patted her back and said that she missed her too. You decided to wait since they've probably haven't seen each other even longer than a 1000 years.

Umbra saw you waiting patiently and rolled her eyes, She waved you over to come into the hug too. You looked awkward and nervous. You gave her a "Are you sure?" look.

She shook her head yes, So you shrugged your shoulders and went to go make it a group hug.

You waited till when Chrysalis stopped crying to ask the question.

"Sooooooooo..................How old are you two? Just wondering! Because you know.........I am 18 years-old right now. And I would like to know some things if I am supposed to um........trust you." You said awkwardly while rubbing your hair.

You cursed, You noticed the more you've been around the ponies you liked the more you showed how you are really like.  They giggled and both hugged you. If you weren't blushing before you are now. Because your head was now inbetween 4 big breasts that almost made you faint and made your glasses fall off.

They both nuzzled you affectionately. (Jealous? I know I would be. Think of how it would be like inbetween these two cute and adorable mares that are, let me remind you. NAKED. XD)

"It's all right Chris. I don't mind being asked about how old I am. I mean you are 18? That just means that everything you've shown to them was very recent in your life too. You need some happiness in your life man." Umbra said to you teasingly.

"I am 2,120 years old. And Chrysalis here is almost 1999 years old her self. So I am 123 years older than her. and we met each other when I was 1,120 years old and she was not even in her 1000s yet." she said to you while teasing Chrysalis. Chrysalis blushed and looked away shyly.

"What's the year here by the way?" You asked confusingly.

"5024 A.D AKA After Discord. Why do you ask?" She asked you confusnigly.  Huh. My timeline is 2014. but this world is different. heck, this is a different universe and galaxy ALL TOGETHER! Who knows if humans were really here or not?

"Nothing. Just wondering." You said dropping it.

They looked confused but shrugged it off and time went on...................................

".................would you girls let me go now?" you said with a blush while being in their arms still.

THey looked at you with a teasing smile and said, "But don't you like being there? I mean a STALLION would dream of wanting to be in the arms of the dark queen of the Crystal Empire, And The arms of The queen of the changlings." Umbra said teasingly.

Chrysalis cooed and nuzzled you.

"Well. I'm not exactly ready for this. I'm still trying to get over my trauma of life before I got here." You said sadly.

Then they both understood. They let go of you and decided to get up. You fixed your glasses and dusted yourself off.

Then another Earthquake happened. The two mares EEPPED and fell. you with your surprised you keep away for important emergencies pick them up with each arm and hide somewhere. You let them both down and breathed worn out.

"You girls weren't heavy! it's just hard to carry very tall mares with one arm ok?" You said defending yourself.

They laughed at your excuse but took it since you didn't talk about their weight.

Once the earthquake ended you looked back and groaned.

"What happened Chris?" They both said in perfect sync. Which confused you a lot.

But that wasn't on your mind. What was on your mind though was your house just teleported out of Equestria. Your house was gone. You were homeless, and the FUCKING 4 ANAMATRONICS BASICALLY STOLE YOUR HOUSE WITH NO FUCKS!

Then you had a thought I geuss the Author wanted to get rid of my house and them because of probably needing to add the Crossover tag if they stayed any longer. But how...............you have got to be fucking kidding me. You said stunned at who was standing right there were your house was.

The other two mares looked forward and their eyes widened. They growled angrilly, You held them back so you would'nt be seen.

For standing right there in front of your house that just left was FUCKING CELESTIA AND LUNA THEMSELVES!

"Was it done sister?" Celestia said to her sister seriously.

"Yes. Chris has been teleported out of Equestria so he could'nt make anypony else scared. With what he did to us, He doesn't really deserve to be here. Not even with what happened to him." Luna said angrilly.

Celestia shook her head yes. "Now with him out of the way, We won't have anyone destroying Equestria anymore." She said while they flew away.

You tched once they were out of voice range and left to go home.

You ran out the bushes you were in while Umbra and Chrysalis were going on a rampage of what they just did.

"Girls." You said trying to calm them down. They stopped and looked at you confusingly.

"Let's get to the Mane six.  They might now know who you are, And getting the ones that like ony my side will give us a plus one dion't you think?" You said wanting to get the girls you like on your side, the RIGHT SIDE.

They looked at each other then said "Fine."

"But what if they do know who we are?" Chrysalis asked worried about being jailed with her friends. Umbra was looking skeptical too about your plan.

"My plan is this. If they defeated the Nightmare Moon now. Then do they REALLY know who you are? What if the ponies in Ponyville don't know who Chrysalis and Umbra are?" You asked wondering if they knew if Changlings or if Umbra were real or not.

They thought for a minute then had smiles on their faces. "They think that the Changling race is a myth. And that Umbra wasn't a real pony. Because what nopony knows is Umbra is Sombra's brother." Chrysalis said now figuring out that this plan could be fool-proof.

"you see? And since no one knows that Sombra had a sister and that they thikn Changling are a myth, Then they won't even know who you really are. This plan will work, We just got to make sure that Twilight doesn't get skeptical once she sees you and we are golden." You said knowing this plan will work if Twilight knew these two before the actual timeline.

They shook their head yes and said "Lead the way." Then they were on their way to Twilight's library the Old Oaks Tree Library.

While walking through Ponyvillle Umbra and Chrysalis got looks, But once they saw Chris they all looked away and just continued on with their day.

"Why are they looking away when they see you?" Umbra asked confusingly. Chrysalis whispered to her what happened to Chris earlier before they met.

Umbra's eyes widened and had rage in them. "She did WHAT?" She said to Chris quietly to not get attention.

"Celestia forced me down and used her memory spell on me and made it so everypony was seeing what happened to me throughout my life." You said to her quietly.

This just made Umbra respect you and feel gulity for you at the same time. "He went through all of that before even coming here?" She asked her friend Chrysalis.

Chrysalis shook her head yes and said, "He's also told me that that's only half of his life when he told me that too. He didn't tell me all of it because...........he doesn't really trust us yet." She said to Umbra sadly with asad look on her face.

This made Umbra stop in her tracks. Was my brother right? Is Chris really been through so much in his life tha he hasn't even told the whole story yet? All that I know is bringing him here to Eqeustria was the most smartest idea my brother came up with. Because this man deserves way more in his life.   Umbra said in her thoughts sadly.

They started walking again and came up to the Library.

Chris knocked on the wooden door and noticed that Umbra and Chrysalis were taller then the door.

You glared at Chrysalis, " Were you being lazy when I first met you or something? Cause I thought you and me were the same height?" You asked confusingly. She giggled.

"I was being lazy. I wanted to make sure you thought I was shorter then you. I mean when you been alive for about 2000 years your height goes way up. Doesn't it Umbrie?" She asked Umbra with her nickname.

Umbra rolled her eyes and said, "Yeah. When you've been alive for a long time your height grows with you. and I told you Chrissy stop calling me that. It sounds weird." She said to Chrysalis.

"And Chrissy ain't? It sounds like a nickname that would work on-............." she looked at you with a pang of realization. So did umbra except she looked read to burst into laughter.

"Call me Chrissy and I will fell embarassed and call you girls by your nickname from this point on." You tried threatening them but they just smiled softly and said "ok." You didn't know why, But you felt that discussion right there didn't really feel like a win.

You heard the door unlock and turned around.

You saw Twilight and your whole mood changed just like the other two behind you.

"Hey there! and welcome to-...............oh hi Chris" Twilight said with an awkard *Squee* and an awkward smile.

You heard a big gasp and somepony zip across the room. The cute pink anthro showed her face and said, "Oh MY GOODNESS! Chris are you all right after what happend?" She said while giving you a hug that you weren't expecting.

OH my GOD..........WHY DOES EVERY EFFIN MARE HAVE TO BE NAKED!!?!?!??!?!?!?!? You said in your mind while having a blush on your face. Really, You didn't mind that PInkie was showing concern you just wished they would WEAR A FUCKING SHIRT OR SOMETHING >_<.

Once she let go of you. You told her, "I'm doing fine now. Besides I met these two girls now, and well we became friends." You said with a rare smile on your face.

Chrysalis and Umbra were shocked and stunned, "Were.........Friends?" they said getting very giddy all of a sudden.

You looked at them with a real smile and said, "yes we are, And I am happy we are too." You said happilly.

They both smiled and felt better knowing this now.

Pinkie "awwwed" while looking adroable doing it.

You looked at her, "...............ehhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck it." You said then you gave Pinkie a surprised hug which made her shocked.

She felt stunned not expecting a hug from you of all ponies.

"I just can't help it PInkie, You just look so freakin fluffy and adorable that I just had to hug you." Chris said to Pinkie making her blush.

Once you let go She and Twilight brought you in to introduce you to the others finally.

Chrysalis and Umbra bonked their heads on the door frame accidentally. They rubbed their heads and whined sadly.

You rolled your eyes and laughed lightly at what they did.

They gave you a glare then you went ahead to meet the others.

"Hey girls! Chris is here!" Twilight said to her "Friends" and all of them came up to you.

Rainbow Dash looked at you with an awkward stare. Fluttershy was hiding behind her mane. Aj hid her head behind her hat. and Rarity looked ready to cry dramatically once she saw you. Out of all of them Twilight didn't have any look, She just looked annoyed when seeing you. Pinkie was closer to you then usual.

She probably liked that hug or something You said not feeling awkward anyways.

Chrysalis and Umbra were behind feeling awkward.

The Mane six looked at them and that's when you introduced them both.

"Girls, I would like for you to meet my first two friends Chrysalis and Umbra." They smiled and looked at the Mane six when you said that.

Twilight looked confused, Rainbow Dash looked skeptical, and Fluttershy looked well shy. And the others gave you a smile for you first friends.

"Spike! Could you come down here? Please." Twilight said to the stairs making you now know that someone else was here too.

You heard someone groan and then footsteps confusingly enough. Then you felt shocked again, A dragon came down the stairs, and it looked like a baby one too which made you even more confused.

"Yes twiilght?.............." He asked then stopped moving once he saw you.

"Is that the Human you girls were talking about yesterday?" Spike asked confusingly. The Mane six said "yes." and Spike came down the stairs in front of you and held out his hand.

"Wassup? My name is Spike. What's yours?" he asked you nicely. He looked cool and holding his hand out was dumb.

You grabbed his hand and turned it into a fist. Then you fist-bumped it and said, "My name is Christopher, But you can just call me Chris. And what we just did is called a brofist in my world." You said referncing a CERTAIN youtuber.

Spike looked amazed at what you guys just did and Twilight was writing it down in her notes. You rolled your eyes when you saw her do that.

"So.......Can you girls re-introduce yourself? Because I don't really remember your names. I know the pruple one is Twilight Sparkle the "Leader" to you elements of harmonies. But what are your names again?" You asked nicely while rubbing your head awkwardly.

Chrysalis and Umbra face-palmed and groaned, While the other mares didn't mind introducing themseleves again one bit.

"Well, I will start first. My name is Rainbow Dash! And I am the fastest pegasus in Eqeustria! And I am an awesome daredevil! And I am also the Element of loyalty! AW YEAH!" She said boosting her ego by herself.

You rolled your eyes and said "Prove it." you said challenging her.

She glared at you and said, "FINE! I will prove it to you by Clearing the clouds outside in 10! Seconds! Flat!" She said while getting ready to do it.

You went outside with her and waited. Once she flew off you counted.

1....2......3....4.....5....6....7...8....9...10...11..12....13.....14.......15....16...17.......18......19........20 Once you reached 20 seconds she was done.

She smirked triumphantly and said, "YOU SEE? 10 SECONDS FLAT!"

You smirked and said, "Well I counted 20 seconds. So you still have a lot of work to do FASTEST PEGASUS ALIVE!" You said going back inside while she had a stunned look on her face.

You said "BURN." under your breath while the mares inside looked shocked at how slow she was.

"The Pink one is Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter. SO who are you three?" You asked the three girs you don't remember. They all still looked shocked at what they just witnessed. Pinkie stayed by you and Chrysalis and Umbra were behind you.

The yellow one went up next and said, "M-my N-name is F-fluttershy, and I-i am the Element of K-kindness." She said quietly and shyly (duh. -_-).

Chris smiled and said, "Nice to meet you too Fluttershy." She hid behind her mane and walked away.

Then the orange one walked up, "My name is Applejack, And ahm sorry for what you had tah go through and ah hope we can make you feel better pardner. And Ah ahm the Element of Honesty." she said while taking her hat off and patting you on the back with a smile.

You chuckled and said, "That's nice to know, Nice to meet you too Applejack." You said with a smile.

"Just call me Aj pardner." She said with a smile while putting her hat back on.

The next one was the white one. She was crying and she said, "My "Sniff" name is Rarity darling. And I am the element of Generosity and....and......." Then she out right cryed some more and gave you a hug. "I hope you are all right DARLING. And We will do whatever we can to make you feel better I promise!" she said while letting go and trinyg to feel better.

You smiled a little and said, "Ok." And that's when you decided to go and talk to Spike while the girls had "Girl time" together.

You noticed that Twilight was making Spike do something.

"What's going on over here?" You asked them wondering what they are doing.

"Oh! I'm sending a letter to Princess Celestia about what we learned from friendship today, and telling her about you!" You rolled your eyes at her saying Friendship, Then asked, "Can I write to her?" Twilight shook her head yes and Spike gave the note to you so you could right yourself.

You noticed it was in cursive, But you didn't care. You wrote it in your own way and gave it back to Spike. "Here man. Make sure that is only read by Celestia and Luna it's................private let's say." You said to them quietly.

Twilight understood and told Spike to send it to her "Princess". You didn't freak out after the fire since you knew that's what happens in order for it to be sended.

"Meanwhile with Celestia and Luna............."

Celestia was laying down humming while her sister went to sleep.

She noticed a slip of paper came and smiled.

"Ahhhh. My faithful student. Let's see what you learned about friendship today." she said happilly.

She opened it and read it. It was once she made it to the P.S. section that her eyebrows raised.

Chris?............But didn't we? Celestia felt confused, She saw all this cursive and then it turned into normal writing.

It read this: Hey Celestia and Luna! How you doing? It's your human Chris talking about how your spell DIDN"T WORK ON ME! Also, I am still here, And you will never get rid of me. EVER >:) I will scare you in your dreams forever! I'll see you later >:D Yours truly, Chrstopher.

Celestia then put the letter down and felt scared, terriffied. "what should I do?" She wondered what to do. Then she thought up of a plan.

"I know I will send the grand galloping gala tickets to Twilight and there will be an extra one for Chris. So Then once he gets here we will have a "talk" with him." Celestia said figuring out a great plan.

She brought out a piece a paper and started writing on it.

"Back TO CHRIS! :D"

Chris smiled knowing that his payback his far from over. Your terriffying life just started Celestia. Be ready for many of your days to be horriffying, For you will never know the word "Safe" ever again. You said in your thoughts evilly.

"HEY! I have an Idea!" Pinkie said to everypony.

"What's the plan PInkie?" Twilight asked Pinkie confusingly.

"I'll throw a welcome to Equestria/Ponyville party for Chris! Stall him so I can go get it ready at Sweet Apple Acres." She said to everypony quietly except Chris.

Umbra and Chrysalis decided to come into this for fun since they don't know their true identities.

They smiled to Chris innocently and walked over to him.

"Hey. Chris!" They said in sync, Which made Chris jump a little.

"Yeah girls? What's up?' You said wondering what they are planning. You noticed Pinkie wasn't around anymore so you already know that they are throwing you a Pinkie Party.

"Could you come with us to Sweet Apple Acres? Mah brother wants to meet you, and AppleBloom want to see you again." Applejack said coming up with a good excuse to why you should come with.

"Fine. I'll go, So where is this Sweet Apple acres?" You asked feigning ingnorance.

They smiled and AppleJack said "Follow me and Ah'll show yah." That's when they all walked ahead while Chrysalis and Umbra stayed behind with you.

"It's a Pinkie Party ain't it?" You quietly said to them.

They looked at you and said, "Yes it is. And we had a feeling you would figure it out once Pinkie left." They said feeling even more respected Towards knowing that you aren't that dumb.

You all walked towards a banr home and AppleJack said, "Welcome to Sweet apple Acres! Mah home!" she said proudly.

You, Chrysalis and Umbra "Ohhhhhed." Pretending to be shocked at what you saw.

The Mane "Five" we should say got you to follow them to the red barn on the side of the house. Before you got in Chris heard multiple hoofsteps behind him moving quickly.

He turned around and got glomped by three fillies, AkA the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Hi Chris!" They said with perfect sync while "Squeeeing."

Seriously. If it ain't Celestia that's gonna kill me, It gonna either be the cuteness of these three, or the fact that everymare that hugs me is FUCKING NAKED! You said in your mind hugging them back with a blush.

You noticed that by their hieghts that they were around your neck height which made them almost equal to you.

"Jeez. How old are you three? in fact, How old are all of you?" You asked wondering how old they are wondering since you now know that your two friends are over 2,000 years old like Celestia and Luna probably.

"Ahm 90!" Applebloom said.

"I am 89!" Scootaloo said.

"And I am 88!" Sweetie Belle said with a break in her voice that made her sound so cute.

You felt confused, They were over 80 and yet they were around your age? DA FUQ?

"How old are you six?" You said starting to lose your mind from these ages.

"I am 120, Aj is 122, Fluttershy is 135, Rarity is 125, And Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are both 118." Twilight said listing up how old they were.

"How old are you?" Twilight asked making everyone have their attention on you.

This is when everymare had to know right now.

"I am 18 years-old and In my world that is how old a human has to be when they are an adult." You said while standing by the barn door with all the girls now having stunned looks on their muzzles.

"Humans live up to 80 years. 90 if lucky." You said bitterly and sadly, Knowing PInkie is in here hearing this now.

"Us ponies live up to around 400 years. almost 500 if lucky, But if your an Alicorn you become immortal and you can't die till another pony that's been born the same way you are is made. Princess Celestia told me this once." Twilight said being her bookworm self.

Umbra and Chrysalis looked shocked for they didn't know about the age limit and the other ponies looked ready to cry while Twilight looked like she wanted to study you as freakin always.

You sighed annoyingly and opened the door to a sad Pinkie in front of the door by herself.

You noticed a banner at the top saying "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA/PONYVILLE CHRIS!" With a smlie on the bottom.

You looked inside and noticed the whole place was empty.

"Nopony accepted the invitation huh?" You said. Pinkie shook her head yes, You shighed and said "Well then this party can just be for us I don't care. Come on in Girls! let's have some fun!" You said sarcastically while telling the others they can come in too.

Tt this point you noticed that the Mane six all stayed to your height which made you feel better knowing that. None of them were crouching or anything. It made you better knowing that your height is at least equal with SOME mares in Ponyville and Equestria.

You all partied some, Did games, Made jokes, and ate a lot too. Then Rainbow Dash asked you for a challenge.

"What's this challenge you want to do Rainbow Dash?" You said while sitting by her with a calm smile on your face.

She grinned and said, "I want us to do a Cider challenge! The one who drinks the most cider wins!" She said with a grin.

"What's cider?" You asked confusingly.

"It's this pardner!" AJ said while putting down two beer mugs with pop in them.

You stared at it with your blank eyes and said, "Does this make you drunk?" You asked annoyingly.

Rainbow shook her head yes. "What doe the winner get?" You said knowing there was a catch.

Rainbow grinned evilly and said, "The winner gets to have the loser as their servant for a week." She said to you while everymare and Spike "Ohhhhhed." (He went with, He just didn't know this was gonna be a PInkie Paarty -_-.)

You sighed sadly, Which caught Rainbow's attention. You grabbed the glass and smiled weakly. "Cheers." You said sadly.

"Cheers." Rainbow said thinking she had this in the bag.

You both drank it and when Rainbow finished you already had the glass empty.

Rainbow's Eyes widened, "WHAT!?!?!?!??! BUT HOW!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Chris smiled and said, "Like I said earlier Rainbow, Your just too slow." You said while everymare "Ohhhhed." Rainbow muttered angrilly.

"You don't need to be my maid for a week. I hate making people or should I say ponies do things for me when I can just do it myself." You said dropping the bet just like that.

Rainbow looked shocked, But then she gave you a silent "Thank you." while walking away.

"You know what this calls for?" Pinkie said to everyone, Even the author.

"What's it time for?" Chris asked the quesiton the Author was going too. Stop that -_-.

Pinkie smiled and said, "TRUTH OR DARE!" she got a empty bottle out of her mane which Chris didn't question this folly,  and Pinkie putted it on the ground in the middle of the 11 mares.

Every mare smiled and got into a circle. Twilight was sitting by Rainbow, Pinkie was sitting by AJ, Chrysalis was sitting by Umbra, Umbra was sitting by Rarity, And the Cuite Mark Crusaders Applebloom was sitting by Twilight, Sweetie Belle was sitting by Pinkie and Scootaloo was sitting by Chrysalis, Chris noticed a spot inbetween Rarity and Aj so he took it.

"SO! who should start first?" Pinkie asked everymare and Chris around her.

"I will start first since this part is for me. That all right?" Chris asked the mares nicely.

They all said "ok." and waited for you to start.

You span the bottle and around it went.

It landed on Umbra first, "Truth or Dare Umbra?" You asked her curiously.

She said, "Dare me." She said with a challenging smirk.

Why do all mares have to be naked and cute >_< Chris said in his mind annoyed by the fact that almost everymare here is making him blush hard.

"I dare you too..............give somepony that ain't me a hug!" You said with a smile.

Umbra blushed and said, "WHAT!?!?!??!?!"

"And it can't be Chrysalis. It needs to be someone else in this circle right now that ain't me or Chrysalis." You said making this dare worse for her.

Everymare giggled while Umbra looked everywhere with a light blush and a shy look.

She looked to her right and saw Rarity by her and gave her a Quick hug and let go just like that. Rarity blushed a little and Chris said "Good Enough, Your turn." Chris said with a smirk.

She muttered at you and span the bottle.

And it landed on you, She smirked evilly which made all the mares shiver at her look. "So Chris, Truth or Dare?" She asked you nicely.

You smiled and said, "Dare me." and that's when you should've probably done truth.

"I dare you tooo.......Kiss a mare on the cheek!" She said with a teasing smile and a blush.

Everymare know had a blush present and Chris opened his eyes and said "Really?" To Umbra.

She smiled teasingly and said, "Really." Everymare giggled at your sudden of not doing it.

"That's a bad dare. how about instead of on the cheek it's right on the lips?" You said with a charming smile on your face.

Everymare then froze, Umbra was not expecting you to change the dare into something even better for them.

"O-ok." she said while looking away shyly with a blush. Everymares blushes were now redder then before.

You took your glasses off which is rare and gave them a stare that just made all the mares shiver in anticipation.

"Which mare will it be? I wonder.........." You said looking at them all with a thinking posture.

You looked at the Cutie mark Crusaders, All of the Mane six, Umbra, And Chrysalis. You went enny-menny-miny-moo on the mares.

"Enny-menny-miny-moo where will the finger end no one knows, But whereever it end then You. Are. It." Your finger stopped on Applejack whose blush went even redder.

"Let's get that hat off shall we?" You said using your hand to take off her hat. Once you took if off you put it on the ground and started petting her golden mane. She started moaning and leaning into your touch. you put your glasses on her hat and then put both your hand on each of her cheeks that were now blazing hot.

Then she opened her eyes that had full of love and everything. You smiled and slowly went into her lips.

Everymare was looking on expecting to what they will get if they had his affection.

Then you went back much to Applejack's disappointment then dove right in and held her tightly while kissing her passionately. Her eyes widened then shut so she could kiss you back and hug you tightly and affectinoately.

After about let's say...............5 mins they let go of the kiss. Applejack was breathing heavilly while Chris looked at her with a loving smile that was for her and certain others.

"Whoooo-Weee! Sugar! Now that was a first kiss!" She said while saying sugar lovingly. she held onto you affectionately and didn't want to let go.

"You can lean on me if you want." you said to her quietly. She said "All right." and leaned on your arm lovingly. she nuzzled you every now and then. Chris put Applejack's hat back on her and put his glasses on while doing it too. She purred from every touch you did onto her.

The mares in the circle looked at you with blushes and Umbra , Chrysalis, Rarity, and PInkie looked jealous while the Cuite Mark Crusaders looked curious.

"So. Shall we continue on with the game then?" You said patiently.

After that It took a while before the bottle landed on you again and once it did you asked who had control of it and Twilight raised her hand. Which made you groan.

"Truth me. I don't care." You said while closing your eyes. and leaning on Applejack who cooed at your touch.

"So what are your feeling toward females that have dicks in your world Chris?" She asked you questioningly.

Your heart stopped and everything about you turned cold. You shivered, you took your glasses off with shaking hands, you felt scared and terriffied, And you didn't exactly feel comfortable right now.

"H-h-h-how d-d-d-d-do I f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feel about S-s-s-s-s-s-hemales and or F-f-f-f-f-f-f-futas?" You said with a shaking scared voice.

Everymare felt worried about your condition while Twilight was still writing on her paper. Fluttershy looked scared for you about what you are doing. Applejack held on to you and looked terriffied about what was happening to you.

"I am t-t-t-t-teriffied of Futas and shemales. Just seeing one in my world made my whole body stop, in fact, the only way I was able to move it again is once the shemale wasn't in my sight anymore. IN my memories you saw it was a shemale who raped me. And that wasn't the only time I was raped by one either." You said while everymare gasped sadly. Twilight stopped her scribbling and looked at you with shocked eyes, While Applejack started crying at your talking.

You got up and started looking around for a way out. You started talking out loud about what happened to you when you were younger.

"I was gang-banged by ones too. A shemale also................ugghhhhh. and If I ever saw one in here on Equestria. That is a pony..................I would................I would........Probably be scared for my life. Because if a Pony was a shemale I would run and run and just stay away from them. And possibly knowing if the ponies I call friends and care for are shemales themselves too or possibly futas. I would probably do something in the word I would call Fainting." You said while freaking out, Which made everymare scared for youe well-being. You felt ready to fall unconcious and faint, So right when Apple jack came to make sure you were ok You said.

" And I am going to do right.......about..........now. Soory Aj." Your whole body started wobbling and your imagination started taking you. Your eyes went behind your head and for once in your life, you fainted onto Applejack's body, But you didn't care, you were unconcious XD.

Everymare yelled out your name while you were gone and Applejack was losing it when you fell onto her.

But you know what the sad thing is? This is the end of the 5th chapter. XD I know what a bullshit cliffhanger right?

Anyways SEE YOU ALL NEXT CHAPTER! in : Chapter 6: The horriffying shemale nightmare, and knowing the truth about every mare in Equestria, And the two grand galloping gala tickets that are just gonna make Christopher's day even worse bye guys XD!