How Ponies Type

by HarmonyLight

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 978

After Twilight inventing a new machine called a 'computer' Applejack and Rainbow try it out, only to find typing hard...

After Twilight inventing a new machine called a 'computer' Applejack and Rainbow try it out, only to find typing hard… And the result of it, is Rainbow's laughter.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-09 03:13:17 UTC

A Pony Writing a Story

fghihihihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsk   erk

*gniksrhngk*

  Applejack looked down at her hooves, trying to make sense of this new invention Twilight had made overnight. She was trying to type in to something into this website called "FiMFiction", where she was making a story for Twilight... but it came out as a bunch of letters that looked like somepony was trying to murder it. She looked at Rainbow Dash, who was standing behind her, watching. Holding her breath to stop from laughing, she snorted. Applejack rolled her eyes and looked at her hooves in anger, knowing she doesn't have... what ever Lyra calls them. She looked back at the screen and scrunched up her muzzle.

  "Go on! Heh, try again..." Rainbow said with another snort. "Hehe, lets see if you can make a sentence this time, AJ."

  With a little tap of her hoof on the keyboard, a whole bunch a letters came out as she typed. Making another huge sentence with only letters. Never in the whole wide world in Equestria did she ever seen something so angering. It was just confusing to how this machine angered her.

THQQ ;.RHOOOOOOOOAWE FHIOLJHMNZSD MJHMN M

  "Hehe... You have caps lock on apparently!" Dash said as she chuckled.

  A dust of air blew out of Applejack's nose as she, in anger, looked back at Dash, whose face is now red from holding in a laugh for a long time.

  "What the hay is so funny?!" Applejack said as Dash just shook her head and snorted again. She tried to hold it in. This was too good.

  Applejack looked back at the screen and shot her hooves down on the keyboard with a grunt.

  "WORK PLEASE!" She yelled.

FSBA/KC%&#$

   Applejack had enough, she slammed her hooves on the desk and looked back at her hooves.

   "Galdernit these hooves!" Applejack said, furious.

   Rainbow couldn't take it anymore, she burst out in a huge laughing fit, her face losing the redness. Her eyes watered up as she laughed her head off.

   "HAHA! "FSBA/KC%&#$"!?" Rainbow said as she stood up slowly and put a hoof on her chest, to make sure her heart was still beating.

   Applejack then looked at Rainbow with anger and got up. She gestured towards the seat she was in. Rainbow saw this and suddenly stopped laughing, raising an eyebrow.

   "Rainbow... If ya think that for one measly second that you could do better then me... THEN TRAH FOR YERSELF!" Applejack said as she stepped out of the room to where Twilight was.

   Rainbow just chuckled as she sat down and looked at the screen. With a roll of her eyes she tapped her hoof on the keyboard. Only for the same result to show up.

esfsegfsgsdgdfsthtd

   "Wait WHAT?!" Rainbow screamed as she did the same thing over again and again. After a while Twilight and Applejack came into the room, seeing Dash bashing on the keyboard.

   "Rainbow? Are you okay? You are, um, hitting the keyboard..." Twilight said as she took a step towards the angered mare. Rainbow only looked at Twilight and snorted in rage. Twilight never seen Rainbow this angered before. Except for the time Gilda came to Ponyvile... that was a bad day.

   "NO I'M NOT! The stupid computer won't let me and AJ type a sentence! Let alone a letter!" Rainbow said as she crossed her front hooves. Twilight raised an eyebrow then walked over to Rainbow, standing beside her. It couldn't be that hard since she tried it out, right? Then again was was using her magic to test it. The other two ARE an earth pony and Pegasus. She looked at the keyboard with a serious face.

   It was missing a few letters that were now on the floor. She looked at Rainbow then at the key board again. With an annoyed sigh she used her magic to levitate Rainbow out of her seat. She sat her down next to Applejack, who was chuckling at the Pegasus. Rainbow just glared at her and mumbled. Twilight sat down in the chair and looked at the screen. She then closed her eyes as her horn started to glow. With that the letters disappeared, making a blank screen. She then started typing using her magic. The words became sentences, then paragraphs.

   About a few minutes later, Twilight made a whole story and looked at the two ponies. AJ was wide eyed and mouth agape, while Rainbow just huffed an angry cloud.

   "Lucky unicorns..." Rainbow said as she stood up. "That's it! I'm outta here!" Rainbow flew out the window in a matter of seconds, leaving a surprised earth pony and a chuckling unicorn.

   "So AJ, did you like the new invention I made? Or do you want me to make something that hooves can use too?" Twilight said with a smile. Applejack looked at her and closed her mouth. She thought for a minute, than got an Idea.

   "Well... Ah dunno, Twi, you'll have ta ask RD on this one. But in mah opinion, ah say make one fer the hooves." Applejack said with a roll of her eyes as she looked at the window Dash flew out of.

   "Noted." Twilight said as she looked at the screen of her story. She proof-read it for a second then smiled. She stood up and walked out of the room. Applejack then read the story for herself and chuckled.

   "Ah swear, Twi makes the funniest stories." Applejack said as she trotted out the room.

   The story was pretty funny indeed.

   A story about two ponies, an earth pony farmer and a fast Pegasus, learning how to work the computer. Which was made a very smart unicorn. Sound familiar? I guess so! Because it was told just now!