Twilit Spurkle and the Overused Plot

by Starry Moonbeam

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1042

Twiligt Spurkle has to save Eqwestwia from a big meanie again! But she can't doo it wif out her fwends! This story was written by the Cmc in order to get their Terrible At Making Good Plots Cutie Marks!

Twilit Spurkle is sumened someend summoned by Princess MolCelestia! It is time to use the power of rainbows and friendship to defeat the big fat meanie! And more rainbows! Cause' rainbows are cool… So onto the overused plot!

This story was written by the Cutie Mark Crusaders to get their Terrible At Making Good Plots Cutie Marks!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-13 02:36:39 UTC

The Overused Plot Begins!

Once Upon A Time in the magical land of Horseponylandia! There was a really cool pegasus named Rainbow Dash who was really kool cool and she did cool flips and rainbows and rainbooms and helps everypony cause' shes cool and she is the best pony ever and she helps pegeses pegases pegasus fly when they cant and she is super nice and she acts super cool cause' she is cool and

"Scootloo! You're supposed to stick to the plot that we decided on! It's about all of the Elements! Not Rainbow!" Applebloom exclaimed upon reading what Scootloo had written down.

"But it would be so much better if was about Rainbow Dash! She's so cool!" Scootloo protested.

"Maybe I should just write everything down. I mean, I am going to be quicker with magic and everything," Sweetie suggested.

"Yeah! Sweetie will write everything down," Applebloom agreed.

"What? No fair!" Scootloo exclaimed angrily.

"Well, you can write everything down if you want," Applebloom paused, waiting for Scootloo to nod her head rigorously,"If you agree to tell that colt that you like him,"

"No way!"

"Okay then, Sweetie will write it all down."

"Fine. She can write it down." Scootloo grumbled.

"Can we get back to the story?" Sweetie whined.

"Fine. Just write down what we say." Scootloo commanded.

"Gotcha!"

And so, unfortunately, the story continued...

Once upon a time there was a really butifull beutifell beautiful pretty princess named Twilit Spurkle. But she was loenly. So then she made friends and beat up a evil villain that was stuck on the moon for a really long time with the power of rainbows! And then Twilit got wings! And that meant she was a alicorn. Wich meant that she was a princess! butt then she started feeling lonely because she was a princess and nopony else was a princess except for three other mares and for some reason there were no stallion alicorns and its really weird so because also dont you think that there would be a stallion alicorns? So anyway, she decided to say this to her friends and then they all told her she was being redunkulous. So then a big fat mean guy named Teerek tried to take over the world and then he took everyponys magic and  made it so everypony was a blank flank! Then they used the power of rainbows to defeat him!

But then! Another villain came! Again! His name was

"I just realized we don't have a name for our villain!" Scootloo exclaimed.

"Well what do you want him to be named?" Sweetie asked.

"Well, he should be named..." Applebloom's eyes flitted around the room, looking for inspiration,"Tabeler! That's it!"

"Okay, but what's he gonna look like?" Scootloo wondered.

"Uh, he should be big!"

"And Slimy!"

"And he's trying to take over the world with his slime powers!"

"And he should have big fat muscles! That look like slime!"

"He should be GREEN! Cause' green is a scary color!"

"Got it. Back to writing."

He was named Tabeler! And he was really big! And he is reallly slimey! And he is green! Becase green is a evil color. Then he started sliming everything and started trying to take over the world. Then Celestia got really mad at them. butt she didn't have the elements of haremy! So she had to call the mane 6 and dump all her problems about tabeler onto them instead! And let them nearly get killed! Again. So they got the elements of haremy and tried to defeat them! But then she they realized that the elements were stuk in a tree! So she triied chopping it down! But it doesnt work! So then they decide to start making friends with every single pony in equestria! but then, the meanie tabeler realized what they were doing so he decided to spereding mean rumores and lyes. He got to ponys to do his evil biding. There names were diomand Tiara and Silver Spoon. then they made a really mean gossip magazine that sade mean things about everypony and

"Hold on a sec! This sounds like when we were Gabby Gum." Apple Bloom interrupted, earning herself a angry glare from Scootloo, who was telling the story.

"Well why don't you tell the story now." Scootloo harumphed.

"Okay! Thanks Scootloo." Apple said, not noticing the sarcastic tone in Scootloo's voice. "So back to the story! Sweetie, start writing please."

so then the evil tabeler ate all the evil feelings except for the princesses bad feelings because  the preincesses are perfect especially luna because she got rid of scootloo and sweetie belle's nightmeres. she is super nice. then molestia celestia. decided to make twilit a princess because a aliporn princesess are perfect and are super good at vhatever the doo. Then with all the friends twilit had made including her original friends alll went up against the tabeler of evilness. the friendship was to much for tabeler and then he got zapped by the power of imaginations

"AND RAINBOWS!" Scootloo yelled.

And rainbows. then the slime all whent away and then it turned out that the evil tabeler was actually a really nice aliporn princesses that had a evil necklace on that turned her evil.she begged everypony for forgivveness and everypony accepted even she had tried to destory everthing. so then equestria had yet another alipron who would eventually rule yet another city that woas as big as a country that would pop up and she would rule. THE END!

Sweetie Bell, Apple Bloom, and Scootloo all waited eagerly to hear what Twilight thought about their story.

Twilight's eye twitched as she read the story and she had a pained expression when she finished the story. "Well girls, there are a few mistakes, but I know a spell that can make it all better! Is it okay if I cast it?" Twilight pause, and continued when the crusaders viscously nodded their heads,"Thank you girls." Twilight's horn lit up, and the crusaders watched with wide eyes as Twilight performed her spell. Then, the parchment that the story was written on burned and slowly crumbled to ash. Twilight smiled, everything in the world was now right again.

Ha! Dis isn't a real chapturd!

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