Snails saves the day again!

by commander jesus

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance
Length: 354

You read the title!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-07-16 04:40:46 UTC

Chapter 1

Dedicated to Leth

Once apon a time there was this intolerable Jewish pony that escaped from pony Hitler’s concentration camps named Twist.This stupid little thing with that voice decided that it was time to shove her hoof inside of some other fag named snails. He wasn’t jewish, but was in fact the polatr opposite. HE WAS CANADA!. So jew m onster went to Canada’s house and broke down the door with her jewish lazer shooting energy ring. All jews own one in case there is a safe with money in it and they can’t open it.

“ITH TIME FOR THE FITHT TO MEET YOU” (Just because she’s jewish doesn’t mean she can come up with corny one-liners from nothing. You anti-semetic or something?)

So she shoved her WHOLE hoof up his ass.

“Eh, that’s not where that goes.” Snails said. Then he put her in his oven. He was awarded for being a good American.

“And that’s why I become Diamond Dog” Said the Asian Dog through his buck teeth and funny lamp shade like hat. They were on the railroad. They sometimes sang songs on the railroad too, and this sounded really funny because Asians have funny accents.

“OH I A WORKING ON RAIRROAD! ALL DA RIVE RONG DAY!”

“And That’s why It sucks taking porn requests” Jesus said as he poured another glass of whiskey and Adjusted his monocle. Jesus was telling everyone about how much it sucks receiving porn requests and they were all listening and thinking about how great he is. He got up from his squeaky 1980’s looking chair and looked out the window.

“OH SHIT NIGGER THE MOON IS COMING!”

And then Jesus was moon.

Also, Luna did it, after contemplating whether or not she should.

THEEND

BASED ON THE FOLLOWING REQUESTS:

-Write about asian dog telling his friends the tale of his grandfather working on the equestrian railroad and why he joined the Diamond dogs. Revenge on the pony race.

-Luna contemplating sending the moon crashing to Equestria.

-Write a meta-fic about being bombarded with requests for porn.

-Twist hoofing Snails in the ass.