Paper Macintosh

by Rollem the Golem

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 10824

Discord has stolen the sacred Star Rod! It's up to Big Mac and friends to save the world.

The Seven Starpony Spirits were known for guarding the powerful wish-making tool, the Star Rod. But when Discord comes to steal it and seek total chaotic dominance over the Equestrian Kingdom, things go bad.

Big Mac and sister Apple Jack were having a good time at Celestia's party when they did go bad. This time, Big Mac had no chance against the new and improved Discord. With Big Mac's utter defeat, he's cast aside from what was once Princess Celestia's beautiful castle that now hovers beyond the clouds.

But even with his defeat and saving the kingdom beyond his grasp, Big Mac will rise again. Now, new friends are waiting to help him through every obstacle as he tries to recover the imprisoned Starpony Spirits. With their help, maybe he'll have a chance to not only save Celestia, but the entire world…

QUICK NOTE: This is the story of Paper Mario, but we replace the characters with ponies. Get excited, cause you never know who's going to be a certain character in the story! This is better to read if you've played the game before. Also, the pic is from the show, but edited by me.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-01 23:16:17 UTC

The Star Rod

Today…

I’m going to tell the story of “Starpony Spirits and Good Wishes.”

Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds. It’s said that there’s a haven where the starponies live.

In the Sanctuary of Star Haven there rests a fabled treasure called the Star Rod, which has the power to grant all wishes.

Using this wondrous Star Rod, the Seven revered Starpony Spirits watched over our peaceful world…

Carefully…very carefully…

And then…Oh dear…What the…?

Who stuck that weird thing into this story?

A jolly voice chuckled, “Aha ha ha ha! That would be me!”

The shadowy figure, accompanied by a pink pony with a violet and white mane wearing a kid’s helicopter hat entered the room of the Star Sanctuary. The Seven Starponies, who all circled the sacred Star Rod, were shocked at the sudden appearance of the blasphemous duo. Going towards the Star Rod, the figure was revealed to be a draconequus.

“With this precious item I will make sure that Equestria falls under my beautiful chaos. Mu ha ha ha! Do it Screw Ball!” The pink pony smiled maliciously and pulled out a wand. She fired it at the Star Rod, causing the invisible force field to shatter. All the Spirits began to panic as the monstrosity grasped the Star Rod.

No! You mustn’t do that!!

“I’m sorry I can’t chat with you all right now, maybe I can give you my card. One for each and every one of you!”  Discord said as Screw Ball pulled out seven cards with blank pictures on them. Using the wish-making tool, the draconequus began imprisoning all of the Seven Starpony Spirits into the cards.

Stop it! Cut it out Discord!! You’re changing the story!!

With them all sealed away, Discord gave a moment to gloat. “Ha ha ha ha…we did it! That was easy as pie!”

“Yes your wretchedness!” Screw Ball answered. They began to evilly laugh together at their success.

...Now starfoals may rise to the Haven to deliver people’s wishes…but those wishes will not come true.

Whatever can they do?

It was morning in the Equestrian Kingdoms capital, Canterlot Town. Outside of this grand city was a lively house. It was the only house in this small area with trees, some pipes, a patio, and a mail box around it. Speaking of the mail box, a grey pegasi with a blonde mane flew down to it. She landed and inserted the mail with her mouth. She was a little sloppy; one letter didn’t go in and fell on the ground. Before leaving she yelled, “Mail Call!”

An orange mare opened the door, which was labeled with “Apple’s House.” The mare wore blue plumber overalls, a green shirt beneath it, and a green cap with the letters “AJ” on-

(“Do I REALLY have to be Luigi in this story?”

Yes Apple Jack. You have to take on his role.

*sigh* ”Can I at least have my old hat?”

Fine…

*Squee!*)

-…Scratch that. She wore a roughed up cowcolt hat. It was that kind of hat that someone would always have no matter how old it got. She walked outside to the mail box to get the usual mail. As Apple Jack closed the boxes door, she noticed that there was a letter on the ground. She picked it up to read and got excited, running inside.

“Big Mac! We got ourselves an invitation from Princess Celestia!” She yelled. A red colt with blue plumber overalls and a red cap containing the letters “BM” came into the room wondering what was up. Before he could say anything, Apple Jack spoke for him. “Here, I’ll read…let’s see…:

I’m throwing a party at my castle today! Macintosh and Apple Jack, I would be honored if you both could attend. Many guests from distant towns are hoping to meet you. There will be tasty sweets and all kinds of entertainment! I hope to see you soon! –

Sincerely, Princess Celestia

“This is fantastic! And it’s a beautiful day to hold such a get together.” remarked Apple Jack.

“Eeyup!” replied Big Mac with a happier look on his face. Princess Celestia threw parties every so often which were packed full of fun. The two were invited all the time; after all, they were considered heroes of the Equestrian Kingdom. Yes these two were plumbers. Very powerful plumbers, who were known for fighting all sorts of crime and saving the world from ridiculous villains.

“She said today.” continued Big Mac. “I wonder if that means we can go right now.”

“Hold your, well, self Big Mac. Let’s scarf breakfast down and get prepped up. This is the Princess after all.” The two happily got their breakfast eaten and began getting ready. It didn’t take long, they weren’t the kind who had to make sure they looked perfect. Soon they were out the door.

The way to Canterlot Town wasn’t through a regular old road or path, but a pipe. These two were known for using sewer pipes to get from place to place; such as from their house to Canterlot Town. The two jumped in and swirled down the giant green tube. Moments later, they popped back out into the radiant sunlight in the middle of Canterlot Town.

The place was always buzzing with different kinds of ponies. You could see some chatting next to a lovely lake or down the streets. Down the streets were various buildings like the old pony shops, regular family houses, and even a Dojo. Beyond that, you could see the Princesses Castle.

Big Mac and Apple Jack enjoyed the sights as they walked toward the Castle. It smelt nice, clean, and there was even the smell of fresh fruit and other goods. You knew a party was happening when you could smell that near Celestia’s home. They said hello to some of the commoners and made a turn near a strange house which had a bizarre roof that spins. The two kept walking, but they still to this day don’t know who owns that place.

Just beyond the Post Office and a beautiful garden were the gates to the castle. The guards who were there recognized the two immediately and opened the gate doors.

“Enjoy the party!” they both said. Apple Jack and Big Mac tipped their hats in thanks and went on through.

The castle was a view to behold. Six big red roofed towers surrounded the perimeter of the castle, the walls were painted a gorgeous white, and above the main door was Celestia’s symbol; the sun. Out in front was a nicely sculptured fountain which the two passed by and a path that went from the gates to the front door. It also continued on towards another place, but that wasn’t where the two were heading for.

Inside many ponies were chatting. Not just average ponies, but ponies from all around. When the letter said ponies from distant towns would be coming, it really meant it. Some ponies were wearing turbans, coming from a place as far as Dry Dry Outpost. Or wearing coats coming from the Shiver region to the far north.

The interior was well decorated with blue drapery and flowers. The checkerboard styled floor was covered with vibrant red rugs leading up stairs and to doors. Chandeliers hung from above, shining light that reflected off the polished floors. The smell of food was inside, but where it was coming from was for the both of them to find out.

The two just stood there to take in that wonderful feel. “I don’t ever get use to this place. It’s just so big and amazing!” Apple Jack said.

“You enjoy your sight-seeing, I’m going to check where that smell is coming from!” Big Mac began going up the steps.

“Don’t worry! I’ll be there in a bit! And say hi to Celestia!” Big Mac went through the doors to find to his dismay that there was no food being served. He was curious as to why and realized that they were a bit early; it was morning after all. He hooved to the other side of the room and looked through the small window in the kitchen door. He could see chefs preparing all sorts of goods like cakes and then-

“Big Macintosh?” a guard poked him to get his attention. He quickly swept his drool for the sweets away and said, “Yeah?”

“Princess Celestia would like to privately chat with you. Just go up in that door.”

“Uh, thank you.”

Big Mac knew the princess; in fact both he and Apple Jack had saved her a few times from peril. So saying they were friends was being very blunt. But why did she want to speak with him privately? Instead of thinking and keeping her waiting, he decided to get on in. He stopped and wondered if Apple Jack would want to come too. He quickly thought about it and realized that Celestia wanted to only privately chat with HIM. Besides, a guard would probably tell her if she needs to come.

He went on in where a fellow pony said howdy to him. Big Mac greeted with a smile and kept going through the hall. Unlike the bigger rooms, the hall had windows that were barred and red couches for the pony folk to rest on if need be. Another guard was at the end guarding the door.

“Hi Big Mac.” he greeted. “The princess just went into her private chambers. She would like to speak to you.” The guard opened the door for him.

“Thanks!” Big Mac said as he went on through. The doors closed behind him and he saw Princess Celestia just down the hall. She was basking in the sunlight that came through the giant windows. She was colored a majestic white all over. She was an alicorn which, as we all should know, have both wings and a horn. She wore a golden crown and ornamental necklace, had a flowing mane that consisted of multiple colors, and most striking was that she was bigger than Big Mac himself.

Big Mac walked up to her and bowed. “Good day, princess.” he said with a slightly nervous tone.

“Good day as well, I’m glad you and Apple Jack could make it.” she replied with her strong voice.

“Thanks. Um, should Apple Jack be in this private chat too?”

“It’s fine. I just need to chat with one of you.” She began going towards the window with her usual calm and happy look. If Big Mac wasn’t red already, you could tell he was blushing at this. She was a very nice mare who did many important things. He was trying to do his best to keep calm and not do anything stupid to embarrass himself in front of her.

She turned to him and got closer. “What I would like to do-“ Big Mac was sweating a little since her face was only a few inches from his. “-is thank you.” She backed up a little.

“M-me?”

“You and Apple Jack, for what you’ve done for the kingdom, the citizens, and me. The both of you have fended off injustices that would harm us, and for that I thank you.”

Macintosh was feeling like jelly at this point. Happy jelly because the Princess gave nice remarks about him and his sister. It was a nice feeling.

“Let’s chat more up on the balcony. The sun will be-“

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The ground was shaking violently! Outside, the earth began to crumble away and trees tumbled into the cracks. It was an earthquake.

Before anyone could really react with any sort of movement, the castle moved itself! But it wasn’t going down, it was going up. Something beneath was rising into the sky, carrying the castle on it. Princess Celestia and Big Mac couldn’t tell what it was by looking outside, but they were going through the clouds fast. Soon you could see stars.

“There are stars out and it’s day time!”

“E-e-eeyup!”

“What could cause this to happen? Not even I’m this powerful…”

The answer to that question came busting through the window. The glass shattered and cold air mixed in. Discord and Screw Ball landed next to them.

“Well, well, well…” went Discord. “So long no see Princess Celestia.”

“Discord! It was you who did this, wasn’t it?”

“Whatever do you mean? Oh, your castle in the sky! Why, yes. It is in the sky, and in my possession now.”

Celestia wanted Discord out of here, but she had no power over him. She may have very big duties using her magic to fulfill, but this was a nail she couldn’t hammer.

“Ma’am, I mean, Princess I’ll handle this!” Big Mac suddenly got in front of Celestia to protect her. Discord frowned.

“Oh, if it isn’t the big, red, and always stereotypical good-doer Macintosh. I see you’re protecting the Princess as usual.”

“I’ve protected her from you before and I can certainly do it again!”

“Yes, well-“

“But to attack now before I’ve gotten anything to eat is just plain RUDE!” Big Mac went in, surprising the lord of chaos himself. He slammed into Discord, throwing him a few feet away. Big Mac went in for a second attack, but was countered by Discord’s tail swipe. It sent him hurdling in front of Celestia. They both got to their feet.

“It’s also plain rude to cut off someone when they’re speaking. Now as I was about to say…” He pulled out a wand like object. The Star Rod. “Oh ho ho! With this, I’ll win for sure!”

Suddenly, the rod lit up and stars shot out of it, surrounding the multi-parted monstrosity. He was glowing a light rainbow color all around. “Now try to see what kind of damage you can dish out on me, if any! Mu haha haa!”

“Be careful!” Celestia warned Macintosh as he got ready to charge. With a mighty dash, he aimed right at Discord. He bounced right off of him in a daze. It felt like he hit solid stone. “Macintosh!”

The two villains were laughing at Big Mac’s dazed looks, with eyes that could be the subject of an mp4 video. Celestia tried to get him out of it, but then-

“Brrrr! It’s cold in here…” said Screw Ball.

“Indeed it is my assistant.” answered Discord. “I have an idea, and it’ll hit two birds with one stone!”

Scorching flames erupted from his mouth. Big Mac was the target, and with his condition, couldn’t avoid it. The heat being so intense injured and knocked him out. Celestia went to him, almost in tears.

“Or maybe I should’ve said ‘with one gigantic flaming breath’ but you get my drift!”  The two evil cretins laughed. Celestia had enough. She began to fire up her magic when Discord waved his wand.

Her horn and wings were gone! She gasped at the situation, now knowing that her power was no more. “See! I truly am the ruler above all. Not even you nor Macintosh can defeat me with the Star Rod of the Star Spirits in my possesion!”

“Congratulations your chaoticness!” Screw Ball laughed.

“Now, to finish the job!” He fired it up again and Big Mac shot out of the window!

“No! Macintosh!!” Celestia cried for a miracle against something that granted wishes. Big Mac was falling from miles above. There was no hope with her powers gone.

“There now Celestia. Now do you believe me when I say I’m the true ruler of your kingdom now?”

“You’ll never rule my kingdom…” She said with her head looking down.

“Tis a shame…guards! Take her to her room!” Some ponies in dull armor came in. It was over.

Although it seems to be the end of Macintosh’s small adventure, the truth is the real one-

-Has just begun…

Paper Macintosh

Cake Village

Sunlight was peaking over the trees in the deep woods. The birds were still chirping their morning songs and it was peaceful all around.

Except one thing; in the woods, in a small area shaded by the trees was our hero. Big Mac was lying flat on the ground, no sign of life in him. He had been defeated by the improved Discord and thrown off Princess Celestia’s Castle miles above the ground.

A fall like that would kill an average pony, but Big Mac was a lot tougher than normal ponies. Never the less, he was gravely injured. Who knows when he might come about, if ever.

Suddenly, a small light began to circle over him. The light was soon accompanied by another, and another. Seven lights hovered over Big Mac and they all became transparent figures of the Starpony Spirits.

The names of the Starpony Spirits are as follow: The eldest Starpony of the group, Starswirl. Sweet and nice Fluttershy. The intelligent gentlecolt, Fancy Pants. Strongest of the spirits, Horse Power. The oh so lovely Fleur de Les. Smart and always running about Doctor Whooves. And the stiff, but warm-hearted deep down, Cranky.

They were all present, or at least spiritually. Fluttershy and Cranky went to the unconscious Macintosh.

“Oh my Goodness!” Fluttershy said worryingly. “He’s gravely injured, but I think he’ll be fine.”

“However, Discord has the Star Rod.” Cranky replied negatively. “Even Big Macintosh won’t be able to stand up to him now. It’s…hopeless.”

Starswirl intervened. “Everypony just calm down. There’s always hope if we cooperate. Now then…” He looked down at Big Mac. Everypony did the same, knowing what they must do. “Our fates in Mac’s hands. We must use what little power we have to revive him. Come on, give him your power!”

With all each could muster, light began to shine more intensely from each one. They each gave the light to Big Mac, but were all exhausted in the process. With the little energy they could give, they all began to disappear. Starswirl was the last one to go.

“Big Mac, wake up. Please, Big Mac…wake…” He was gone. But somepony wasn’t. A small filly with a beige colored body, red mane, and pink ribbon was investigating the area.

“I coulda sworn I heard something fall around here. But all I find is more…!!” She gasped at the sight of Big Mac. “By stars! Is that who I think it is?”

She went closer to get a better look to make sure. “Blue outfit…red body…hat with “BM” on it! Why, it has to be him! It’s Big Macintosh! But…why is he-“ She hit herself and realized he wasn’t well or moving. “I gotta get Grandpa and Spike!”

She ran for help.

Mac…Mac…

…

Big Mac? Big Mac?

BIG MAC!

It was a dream. Big Mac was in his mind, in the darkness of his sleep. There was something there in his mind. A bright pony like figure. He had a long beard, a wizard’s outfit, and was old. He began to speak again.

Big Mac, I am Starswirl the Beared. One of the Seven Starpony Spirits. I must talk to you, for it has to do with the future of Celestia…and all of Equestria…

But I do not have the power to talk at great length…

Please hurry to Shooting Star Summit…There we can talk about the destiny of our world…

Please…Big Mac…we will be waiting…

Slowly, Big Mac began waking from his deep slumber. He opened his eyes and slowly absorbed the reality he was in.

“Huh?” Big Mac got up to push the covers off him. He was in a room on a bed. “Wait…where am I?”

“Hey there!”

“Aaahh!!!” Big Mac said surprised. A light-brown pony with a grey mane was looking over him. The colt was old in age and wore a yellow golf-shirt and a small blue hat. He was checking Big Mac’s head to see if he was well. Big Mac was still startled from the crazy old pony, who was smiling at the Big Mac’s improvements.

“Sorry about that sonny! I didn’t mean to fright ya, but you’re all fixed up now. My name is Mr. Cake.” Mr. Cake walked off into another room for a moment and returned with a cup of water. “So…are you really THE Big Macintosh as my grandchildren say you look like?”

Big Mac took a sip by using his mouth to grab the cup. “That would be me. Where am I anyway?”

“You’re in Cake Village. Although, the only people here are my wife, my son Carrot Cake and his wife Cupcake, and my grandchildren, Apple Bloom and Spike. It’s not very big as you might guess. But what became of you? My granddaughter came to us when she heard a big crash and it turned out to be you. You’ve been lying in my bed for a few days now, but thankfully, you’re healed.”

Big Mac put the cup down. “There was a small celebration at Celestia’s Castle in Canterlot Town. It was all good and fun until…Discord.”

“Really?! Discord? He kidnapped the Princess…again, didn’t he?”

“Except things were different. He’s more powerful now…I…I…” Big Mac closed his eyes, remembering what had happened. “I failed. Discord won.” Big Mac struggled a bit to get up; he hadn’t been on his legs for a while.”

“Easy son…I know you can do it again! Beat ol’ Dis-“

“It’s not exactly as you think, Mr. Cake. It was like…he was invincible.” Big Mac just sat on the bed looking down. The old pony saw that the famous Big Macintosh was up against something bigger than anything he had fought in his life. He had to straighten him out.

“Big Mac…I might not know you personally, but I can see you’ve lost hope after your defeat. This is no time to lose hope! You are a hero! Even heroes can get beaten from time to time, but they must never stray from hope; the key to all things good in life. Maybe this new Discord is more powerful than ever, or even unbeatable. Even so, you, as the hero of Equestria…no, the world! You must find-“

Big Mac put his hoof in the old coots mouth. “A way. Yes, I know. I don’t give up that easy. It takes a lot more than a fall from over five miles above, being scorched by fiery breath, and lack of lunch- no wait…” Big Mac’s stomach roared. “Ummm, you got any food!” They both began to laugh.

“Yes. Give me a moment and I’ll get ya some soup!”

“Wait! Before you go…” Big Mac wasn’t really sure. He had a dream, but it felt so real. “Did you see a pony with a beard and crazy wizard hat inside?”

“Well, I know my sight isn’t the best anymore, but no. But…I do know of somepony who fits that category. He’s a starpony named Starswirl.” Big Mac was more confident that this dream was a message from this Starswirl. Maybe, just maybe this starpony can help him. “Now let me get you some soup!”

“Well Big Mac…” Mr. Cake began. “Before you leave, say hi to the rest of my family. I’ve got to work on the ver- no, wait, veri? Veru? Veruu? Or was it vera-“

“The veranda?”

“HEY! That was my next guess! But yes, good luck to you sonny!”

“Eeyup!” Big Mac went out the door of his house to find the rest of the family.

“Hello deary!” said Cupcake. She was blue with a pink swirly mane and had on a pink and white apron. “I hope you’re feeling better, you must have had an awfully long fall. Are you?”

“Yes, ma’am. Thanks.”

Another old pony, this time a mare, with a light coat, grey mane, pink shirt and glasses slowly crept towards Big Mac. “My, you’re a big fella! You look just like my husband when he was young! And my son when he was that young! He’s getting a bit older now, but it’s too bad we have to age.”

“Aw, shucks.” Big Mac turned red…except that he already was. “I can’t chat for too long though. I have to get going on my journey if I want to save Celestia. Thanks for everything though.”

“It’s our pleasure.” Cupcake gladly replied. Macintosh went over to the gate that Carrot Cake, a cheese colored pony with orange hair, tall build, and wore a white apron and small white hat.

“Well howdy there Mr. Macintosh! I see you’re ready to get going. I won’t stop you on your journey, every moment counts. In fact, I had to fix this old gate hear because of the earthquake yesterday!”

“So, you also felt the earthquake?” Big Mac said astonished. The earthquake Discord created must be tremendous. Although they told him it was only a few hours trip to Canterlot Town from here, the fact that Discord had grown to such power in such short noticed made the situation Big Mac was involved in worse.

“Howdy there big brother!” Apple Bloom said.

(Apple Bloom!

“Yeah?”

He isn’t your brother in the story! Remember your lines!

“…Oh! Whoops!”)

“-Big Macintosh!” Apple Bloom greeted. “Gee are you lucky I found you when I did! You’d been who knows what if I hadn’t fetched my pop and brother!”

Big Mac roughed the cute fillies head. “Thank you very much, Apple Bloom.”

“Yeah! If it weren’t for our help, you might not be standing!” said Spike.

“And thank-“ Big Mac stopped a moment. He was talking to Spike. Spike wasn’t a pony. He was a small dragon. He was small, purple with green scales and eyes, and wore a big blue hat.

Two ponies….together….make one foal…. O

Two ponies….together….make one dragon? X

“-you, Spike. Sorry about that.”

“Oh, what’s the matter?”

“Well, I’m no scientist, but he’s your son, right?” Big Mac looked at Carrot Cake.

“Yeah.” said Carrot Cake clueless.

“He’s a dragon… and you’re a pony. How did he become your son?”

“Oh!” Carrot Cake chuckled. “Well, it all started when-“

“Nehee hee hee hee  hee hee!” interrupted an unwanted ponies voice. They all stopped to look up. Floating in the sky with amusement was Discord’s second in command, Screw Ball. She laughed and lowered herself within ears range.

“Well, well! You really are as strong as they say, Big Mac-“

Apple Bloom interrupted with shock of the bizarre ponies appearance, “Pop! What IS that?”

Screw Ball blew some steam. “My! Insolent little filly! Why I oughta…Listen. I am a beautiful servant and second in command of Discord’s rule! The one and only: Screw Ball!”

“What do you want now Screw Ball?!” yelled Big Mac, wanting to know their plans.

“Aw, yes. Discord has a present for you Big Mac…” She waved her wand to perform a magic trick. A giant block appeared, crushing the gate Carrot Cake fixed beneath it. Their jaws lowered a good four inches. Screw Ball giggled and launched more who knows where.

“There. Let’s see you get pass this! But let me warn you: even if you succeed, you’ll NEVER beat Discord! Waha haa! Wa ha ha ha *cough, cough* HA HA!! You’ll never save Princess Celestia!!” Screw Ball left them be.

“…My fence…” Carrot Cake said in anger. “I just fixed that fence…ponies these days!”

“Mr. Big Mac, sir?” Apple Bloom had big eyes, showing sadness for the shocked Big Mac.

“Do you think you’re able to break that block?” Spike said.

“No, I have a better idea Big Mac.” Carrot Cake answered. “My father has a Hammer that might be strong enough to break this. If you go talk to him, he’s working on the veranda in the back right? He might help you out.”

“That sounds like a great idea to me, thanks.” Big Mac rushed into the house and out on….the….veranda? As soon as Big Mac was out the back door, the back porch was gone!

Oh! Uh, think Big Mac…remember what Pinkie Pie told you about being in midair: you will always be fine until….you look….down….

Big Mac thought….as he looked DOWN. That’s when the cartoon physics stopped applying and he plummeted into the deep canyon. He landed, which hurt a little, but he was completely fine. Although the veranda was not. Now it was just a pile of wood.

“Ow, my aching!-“ Mr. Cake was complaining about his sores from his fall before. Big Mac went to him to make sure he was well.

“Are you okay?”

“Well! It seems I fell down into the gorge here. I heard something crash, and it caused the back to collapse and POOF! Me and the porch are lying down below….and I’m guessing  you forgot to look when you went through the back, right?”

“Eeyup! Listen Mr. Cake, an old bad doer came by your place, and now our path is blocked!”

“You tell me about it! Look!” He pointed at another block that was blocking a path uphill. “The only thing that could break through that-“

“-Is the Hammer! Do you have it? You had it didn’t you?”

“Well, it, sort of, fell somewhere else. I’m still looking for it.” Big Mac took a deep breath. His adventure had only begun, and he was still behind his starting point. But it didn’t matter. He must be the colt everypony needs him to be.

“We better start searching for it.”

“Right!” Mr. Cake followed Big Mac. “The Hammer is made out of wood, and it’s fairly large. It shouldn’t take too long to find.”

It didn’t. After searching through bushes and trees nearby, the Hammer was spotted. Big Mac picked it up with his teeth and found it surprisingly heavy.

“Here, sonny! Let me tell you how to use it! Just bring up your head, turn your head slightly, and pummel the ground!”

“Hrmkay!” Big Mac muffled. He practiced a few times to make sure he got the hang of it. His hits were so powerful that the impacts left small craters.

“Alright Big Mac! I’m very impressed. In fact, I’d say you were almost as strong as me when I was your age! Ha ha!” Mr. Cake laughed as he went ahead, but then-

Oomf!

The old colt was sent flying the other way. “Ow…”

“Who dares trespass the Great and Powerful Trixie’s turf?!” yelled the voice of a blue unicorn with a white glossy mane. “Well, it looks like I’m going to have to teach those who do not respect Trixie! Now prepare to be awestricken by my magic!”

The unicorn prepared to charge. “Oh dear. It’s the NEIGHborhood loud mouth, Trixie. Or ‘the Great and Powerful Trixie’ as she prefers. She is more bark than bite. You can take her out easy Big Mac.”

Before Big Mac could tell either one of them his opinion or anything, Trixie began charging in. Big Mac had to act fast, he dodged her speedy dash. She slowed down and turned around to prepare her second attack. This time, Macintosh was prepared.

“Alright! Get ready to be amazed by the Great and Powerful Trixie’s Great and Powerful Trixie’s Super Charge!”

“Don’t get your tongue tied in a knot.” Big Mac said to himself. The ‘Great’ unicorn began to use her ‘Powerful’ magic to surround herself in a barrier. She charged at full throttle. But she didn’t learn her lesson the first time Big Mac dodged her.

He repeated it, and her magic being as powerful as it is was out of control. She plowed into a tree, dazed, but still wanting to fight.

“You’ll…never…defeat….TRIXIE!” she said with her tongue out.

“Nope!” Big Mac spun her by the horn. She spun so fast she drilled into the ground! “I don’t think she’ll bother us now.”

“You’re right sonny. Let’s head back. Nice job, by the way!” congratulated Mr. Cake. Trixie still had stars around her head when they left.

“I…will have….REVENGE!...........................................................................................I mean it!!”

“Grandpa! You’re back! We were so worried!” Apple Bloom rushed to him as he and Big Mac got back got back from the back path. Spike greeted them as well.

“Yeah! I looked out the back and you and the veranda were gone! I you hurt?” Spike said worried.

“Kids! Kids! I’m fine. Really! I might be old, but I’m tough! I’m back safe and sound. Now, before I forget, I have something I want to give you Macintosh. Wait just a moment!” They all watched him cross the lawn and back into the house.

“I wonder what he’s getting?” Apple Bloom questioned.

“It’s probably something to help you Big Mac.” Spike said. “Do you work out? I’ve been trying to get stronger myself! Look at these babies!” Spike flexed his arms and kissed them, they weren’t big, but Big Mac was actually impresses for a dragon that size to even have muscles. “I study a lot, too! I read the old masters, I listen to a bunch of stuff my Dad and Grandpa have learned.“

“And don’t forget your head bonking! I tell you Big Mac, his head is as hard as a rock!” Apple Bloom mentioned. Spike blushed and used his hast to try and cover it.

“Apple Bloom! You’re embarrassing me…although, it IS true.” Mr. Cake came out of the house with a box. He laid it before Big Mac and opened it to reveal four iron horseshoes.

“Put them on son. These use to be mine when I was younger. My son’s hooves are too small, but I believe you might find them a perfect fit!” Big Mac put them on all of his hooves. The old colt was right, they were perfect fits. Although Big Mac thought that what Mr. Cake said about being almost as strong as him when he was younger was a joke, he now believed that might be possible. And Big Mac is considered one of the strongest earth ponies around!

“Thanks! I…I don’t know what to say.” Big Mac thanked Mr. Cake.

“Then don’t say anything. Keep the Hammer, too. It will be FAR more useful to you than being used to build a veranda! Why, if I was younger, I’d come with you to help…but alas.”

Spike’s expression turned into a sad one at the thought of adventure. “Gee, I wish I could go…”

Mr. Cake thought a moment. “Spike?”

“Yes?”

“You should accompany Big Mac on his quest.”

“Really?! That’s awesome!”

“Hold it.” Big Mac intervened. “I bet he’s strong for a dragon his age, but…do you really think he’s ready?”

“But of course! He knows plenty of things and is only getting stronger and smarter every day.”

“Well…”

“Please?????” Spike begged. Big Mac needed to hurry, but if there was one thing he needed it was help from everyone. It will take everything to help him save Celestia and the world.

“Eeyup.”

Spike was jumping with excitement. “YEAH!! I get to go on an adventure-“

“Hold on sport! Before you go, get prepared and say good bye to your family. All true heroes say good bye to their families before they go on them epic quests!” Spike was thrilled, he ran to the house and started getting prepared. “Don’t worry Big Mac. He’s a fine quality lad!”

After a long good bye to his family, Spike was off with Big Mac on his adventure. Cake Village was like a second home to Big Mac, and he was greateful for their help. He was told that the trip back to Canterlot Town was not too long. They also told him that there was a bridge that they needed to take to cross.

Spike and Big Mac talked for a while. Big Mac was surprised. He thought Spike would be someone annoying, being a small dragon, but he acted more adult than most young ponies, or dragons for that matter. Spike would talk about the different trees and birds around them, telling him about all he knew. It was midafternoon when….

“Spike, I never did get hear.” began Big Mac. “Why are your parent’s ponies, and you a dragon?”

“Well, they told me it all started when-“

“Hold it right their criminal scum!” said somepony with a scrawny voice.

“Eh, Snips? Wrong game.” another pony said with his own more slow voice.

“Oh, whoops! HIYA!!” Two ponies jumped from the wilderness. They were both unicorns, one being short, light blue, with an orange mane. The other was tall, yellow, and had a greenish mane. Both were standing in front of Spike and Big Mac, preventing the way forward.

“We have orders from King Gustav to take down anyone named Big Mac!” said Snips.

“He certainly fits the description Snips!” Snails replied. “We can take him, and the little dragon!”

“HEY! Back off!” Spike answered with a fierce look. Big Mac pulled out the Hammer and began moving towards them.

“Bring…it……..on?” Snips & Snails said as Big Mac towered over them.

“Nope!”

BAM! BAM!

“Retreat!”

“Get King Gustav!!” They ran down the path in pain, the same way Spike and Big Mac were headed.

“Uh-oh, looks like they’re getting their boss.” Spike worried.

“Then we better get going.” They continued down the path until all the trees began disappearing. There was a large canyon up ahead. “This is where the bridge is supposed to be, isn't it?”

“It should be here…Big Mac, what’s THAT?” They looked forward. Up the path was a small fort made out of stone. “I don’t ever remember that being here last time. I don’t see the bridge, either!”

“We better knock!” Big Mac and Spike ran to the fort. The door was locked, so they tried knocking.

A very frenchy voice from many feet above rang out. “Who is it?”

“Big Macintosh!”

“And Spike! We demand to pass through!”

“Ah! So it is true!” From above the wall, the sight of Snips & Snails could be seen. In between them was a larger than average griffon with a twisted mustache and crown. It was none other than King Gustav! “You have come far and for that I respect you.”

“Well thank-“Spike tried to say, until Gustav cut him off.

“But don’t think I’ll play any games with you underdog league types! For I am the Great and Powerful King Gustav!!-“

Somewhere, deep within the forest, Trixie was sleeping off her defeat from Big Mac. Suddenly, she felt a great disturbance. It was as if someone had stolen something precious from her. She tilted her head up, blinked twice, forgot about it and went about to sleep.

“-Now go away or I’ll say words that will cut you like warm butter to a knife!”

“Yeah! You tell him boss!” Snails laughed.

“They’re quivering! Look! Ha ha ha!” Snips, also laughing. Spike and Big Mac just stood there, waiting for them to stop laughing.

“Can we go through now?” Asked Big Mac.

“I don’t want to talk to you know more you mud ridden hoof licker! You collection of cooperating mounds of ‘pony dung’! I laugh at your love and tolerance!! Your father was a bed wetter, and your mother liked the smell of it!!.....”

They all just stood there, absorbing what had just happened. It might just be possible that they all had witnessed the first time these words were ever spoken in the universe.

Gustav stuck his tongue out and made the farting noise. “Ttttttbbbbbthhhhhhh!!”

Big Mac decided he had enough. He was going to the side of the building. “Mac? Hey, where are you going?” Spike wondered.

“HAH! Quitting so early?! Come on, you’re just in time for another round of taunting!” They all laughed at the ‘heroes’ below. Big Mac had found something in the side yard next to them. A big blue switch, which was as OBVIOUS as Big Mac is red. “Oh…..ah…..about that. Don’t turn that switch on! I’m warning you! You touch that and you will be cursed a thousand curses, and each one of those curses will cause another thousand curses, and each one of THOSE curses will-“

“I already hit it.” Big Mac said, suddenly leaning on the Hammer eating and apple, owning the place. Spike also decided to have an apple.

“You….y-you WHAT?!!” King Gustav and his followers began to panic as the building began to break apart. Snips & Snails jumped out and ran away. “COWARDS!! WE NEVER SURREND-“

The building exploded, sending Gustav flying far, far away to who knows where. The remaining parts of the fort turned out to be the original bridge. It popped out and back into its rightful place.

“Wow. I wonder what the point of that was?” Spike amusingly asked Big Mac. They both laughed at the misfits that tried to stop them.

“I have no idea. Hopefully, they've learned their lesson. But let’s get to Canterlot Town before dark!” They both ran over the bridge to get through the last stretch of their walk to Canterlot Town. But even as they walk, Discord and his followers are watching closely behind. Hurry Big Mac and Spike. Hurry.

Shooting Star Summit

In the sky, way above the clouds was Screw Ball’s destination. Princess Celestia’s Castle was on top of it. Discord’s giant fortress, which was five times bigger than her castle, was floating in the sky carrying it. The fortress had Discord’s face sculptured on it, how that was is probably because Discord used the Star Rod to wish for a fortress of his desire to take Celestia’s Castle up into the sky.

Screw Ball went in through the mouth, which was the docking bay for Discord’s followers. After going through the fortress and into Celestia’s Castle, she arrived in the room he was currently occupying.

“Um, Discord your chaoticness?” She said to the pacing beast. “I have some bad news. King Gustav has been beaten by Macintosh!”

“Tsk tsk. I knew he would fall. That griffon begged me to turn him into a king, and how does he repay me? By being defeated! What a shame.” Discord gave sighed, and began thinking about what his archenemy was going to do next. “At least Big Mac will be in for a surprise for what he has to do in order to even come CLOSE to me! And with this Star Rod, it would take a miracle for him to get within even a mile! Ha ha ha!....Right?”

“Let’s consider his next move. You’ve hidden each of the Sacred Starpony Spirit’s in different places, each being held by your most elite followers. The closest and most likely spot Big Mac will go to is the Dragon Bros. Fortress.”

Discord put his paw to hand to his chin. “Dragon Bros. Fortress? Hmmmm…If Big Mac reaches, will they be able to stop him?”

“You mustn’t worry Discord…” A voice from the shadows said. Discord and Screw Ball turned around in surprise, not expecting any visitors. From those shadows came a loud, “HI-YAA!”

“Here come the Dragon Bros.!” a red scaled dragon with wings and well-built body announced. He was accompanied by his brethren; a fat brown dragon with blue horns and a club-like tail, the third was purple with yellow like hair that went over his eyes, and the last was black and yellow with white horns. Each dragon wore a bandana with slits for their eyes, each being the color for the dragon that wore them, Red, Brown, Purple, and Black. “Uh-huh! Were the coolest of the cool!”

They all congratulated each other roughly on how awesome they thought they were. Discord’s thoughts on them had changed little, if not at all. “….Psst! Screw Ball! Are you sure these rebellious bunch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle rip offs can get the job done?”

“Pssshaw! Get real, Lord Discord!” Red blurted out. “ We might not be as big as King Gustav, but he was a total wimp! We’re nothing like that! Cause we got the power of teamwork, and no stupid plumber can survive us! We’ll smash that Big Mac for you in eleven seconds flat!” They all gave each other high-fives and cheered.

Screw Ball giggled with delight. “Excellent! That’s the spirit Dragon Bros.! In fact….show Lord Discord that special attack combination you do so well!”

Red smiled. “Yes ma’am!” They all began doing something indescribable. It was too bright to see. It was too….too….

“OOoOooOh!! Shiny…!” was all Discord could mouth, his eyes filled with glittering stars. The Dragon Bros. ended their display of glory.

“Well? How’d you think Discord?”

“Yeah! That was sensational! I’m not easily impressed, either! With a move like that, you might just be able to beat Macintosh! Ooh, how delightful!”

“Thanks Discord!”

“But, my Dragon Bros….If you’re up here…and the Starpony you’re guarding is down there……who’s guarding it?”

The four dragons looked at each other, very confused. Only now did they realize what a mistake they made. Red tried to explain. “Well, we, uh-“

Discord lashed out, “Idiots!! Use your heads!! Get back down there and guard that Starpony Spirit!!”

With the sound of thunder, the Dragon Bros. ran out with lightning speed.

“Canterlot Town…we’ve finally arrived!” Spike let out as he sat on a bench near the entrance of the city to take a quick rest. Big Mac and Spike had finally made it to the place once home to Celestia’s Castle. No longer could it be seen from a vast distance away.

“I wonder Big Mac…” began Spike. “Discord is known for causing all sorts of chaos. Do you think the town might be in any…peril?”

“Well…” Big Mac looked at the place from what he could see. He was expecting some sort of trouble to be going on, but it didn’t appear so. No cotton candy clouds, floating pieces of land. Nothing. “It doesn’t appear to look like there’s anything odd going around. We ought to check.”

Big Mac went on in. Spike was a bit nervous, probably because he wasn’t sure if there would be a trap of any kind. Big Mac looked at him and waved to follow. Spike rushed to him as they both entered Canterlot Town.

Inside, everything looked pretty normal. There was a big change, however. That being that with the horrible incident that had occurred had caused more sad ponies and a less organized town. It was like chaos, but in a smaller, sadder form. A fellow guard who had been monitoring all who were coming into the town came up to Big Mac.

“Big Mac!? Is that really you!? Thank Celestia you’re alright!” The colt smiled and patted Big Mac on the back. “We thought you were…well, never mind about that. You’re back now, and with your help we’ll come even closer to taking down that tyrant Discord!!”

“You got it!” Big Mac replied with a smile. This made Big Mac’s heart warm, because he had given hope to his fellow guard. As a hero of Equestria, he has to be strong and give hope to others. He felt more like a hero, more ready for his trials.

The guard saluted and returned to his post. “Come on, Spike! Let’s let this town know we’re back on the job.”

“You said it! Coming!” Spike was looking at all the different things in the town. Even for a place that had suffered, it was very beautiful.

Big Mac and Spike went through town, making the faces of all who lived there happier to know he was alive. The city was slowly getting back into business, but it wasn’t going to be the same without Celestia. Spike said that they should stock on more food, so they went to the market.

“Do these look good?” Spike pointed at the red delicious, all being bright and shiny.

“Eeyup.” Big Mac got some money out for Spike to use. As Spike bagged a few of them and began giving the money to the friendly clerk, Big Mac noticed the green apples. He smiled and thought of Apple Jack’s eyes…

“……..” Big Mac slowly realized something he should have thought of a while ago.

“Here ya go little fella!” said the clerk. “Hey! Big Mac? Nice seeing ya around, eh! Thought you Apple’s were gone with Celestia, but you kids got a plan to get back at tyrant Discord, right?”

Big Mac ran out of the market with sudden determination. “Uh, Big Mac?” Spike curiously said as Big Mac ran out. He quickly followed him to where ever he was headed. That place would be a giant green pipe that Big Mac swirled down in.

On the other side, Big Mac jumped out into his home’s yard. His home looked no different than when he and Apple Jack left it. Big Mac ran up the porch and in the door.

“Apple Jack?!” he cried over and over. He looked in her room, nothing different. His room, the bathroom, every room.

He went outside to look around the house. There was nothing around the back, in the pipes, nothing. The worst part was that nothing about his home had changed.  Big Mac sat underneath his empty mailbox. He nudged it with his head in sadness and sloped to the ground.

“Apple Jack?...” Nothing. She wasn’t here. If she had ran away during the earthquake, she would have definitely come back home. With her not being here, it meant she was-

“Big Mac?” a voice said. Big Mac thought it was her, but it was only Spike. Spike was watching him wondering what was going on.

“Big Mac? Where…where IS Apple Jack?”

“She can’t be…she, she’s…” Big Mac began to look down, not wanting to show weakness to his new ally. Big Mac had a slight tear I his eye.

“….She’s………………………gone….”

A wind blew through the grass during the silence that followed. Big Mac just lied there on the ground for a little bit, not showing any sign of emotion, although a tear or two went down his face.

Spike looked around then sighed. “What are we gonna do?” he said as nicely as possible. Big Mac slowly got up, his red cap shadowing his eyes. He turned to his house and stared at it for a moment. On his door, it read “Apple’s”. His mission was far more personal now.

“…We need to get going before sundown.”

“Where?”

Big Mac turned around and headed for the pipe. “Shooting Star Summit.” He swirled down.

Spike laughed. “Right behind you!” He swirled down too.

“Big Mac? Why do you need to go through?” said one of the two guards guarding the gates to the area that Celestia’s Castle once threw parties upon.

“I need to go to Shooting Star Summit.” Big Mac answered.

“I see…Douglas? Open them!”

In no time the gates were open again. Inside was a truly eerie sight. A giant hole where Celestia’s Castle stood took up most of the area. Trees had fallen, the gardens were destroyed, and giant cracks littered the ground. The only objects that were still up were the fountain and surrounding walls.

Spike and Big Mac crossed the path to another gate while inspecting the colossal disaster. With the gate open to them, they looked beyond. The town ended here. Beyond was a small mountain perhaps a mile or two off in the distance.

“Well…we better get a move on if we want to get there by sundown.” Spike said, as the two began walking. It wasn’t the most exciting walk as it was just a straight path to Shooting Star Summit. That was until they crossed a bridge, that’s when things got funky.

It was suddenly night! Lots of shooting stars were crossing the new night sky, but it wasn’t supposed to be night yet. There was at least another three hours of sun left when they started from the edge of Canterlot Town.

“Well I’ll be!” Big Mac said walking in amazement. Spike was also enjoying the flashy night sky. “So THIS is why they call it Shooting Star Summit!”

“My thoughts exactly! But, what are these Starpony Spirits going to tell us Big Mac?”

“We’ll soon find out.”

Soon was right, for they had already made it to the base of the mountain. The mountain was made up of a more luminous rock than what you’d see on regular mountains. It was probably due to the nature of this area and how it was always night. So it was never too dark for the duo to see where they were going.

It was only a matter of time until they could see the top. Spike pointed at how close they were and Big Mac tossed him on his back so they could get there faster. One hoof, two hooves, then all hooves were planted on the flat top of Shooting Star Summit. The two were slightly tired from their trip, but that was thrown aside when they saw what was on the top; nothing.

“I thought they were supposed to meet you here…” Spike looked around and saw nothing but a flat mountain top.

“Hello?” Big Mac yelled.

“Welcome Macintosh, we’ve been waiting for you.” an old voice rang out. In the center, a transparent figure of Starswirl the Bearded appeared. He floated to one side of the top as six other spirits popped out. Fluttershy, Fancy Pants, Horse Power, Fleur, Dr. Hooves, and Cranky. All of them went to seven different sides, all of them looking at Big Mac.

“We’re the Seven Starpony Spirits. Our job is to grant the wishes of good ponies from Star Haven, our home above the clouds.” Starswirl felt his bearded and took in a breath. “What we’re about to tell you is very important. Please listen carefully.

“The other day, Discord and his followers invaded our peaceful Star Haven. They stole our prized treasure, the Star Rod, which we’ve cared for many ages.”

Fluttershy took a turn to speak. “The Star Rod…is powerful beyond belief. It can grant any wish. Discord’s been making wishes, like: ‘I’d like to rule Equistria’ or ‘I want Celestia to like me’, for instance. But we ignore them because there so atrocious…As a result his wishes are never granted…

Fancy Pant’s, the gentlecolt he is, began to talk. “Discord…that fiend…When he heard we were not granting his every wish he took the Star Rod for him self to grant his own wishes. At least he’s content with capturing Celestia and beating you, for now…Soon, I fear he will wish for more, causing terrible things to happen…”

“YEAH!” yelled Horse Power. “It’s our job to protect the Star Rod, keep it safe, and use it properly. We’ve got to get it back and return it to its rightful spot! We can’t do it without you Macintosh!”

“Sadly…” Fleur de Lis in her fancy accent began to say, “…right now you’re not capable of defeating Discord…He has made himself almighty with the Star Rod. It’s a terror to behold!”

Doctor Whooves in his british accent hopped into the conversation. “Once we Seven Starponies are freed and united, we can give you power to fight Discord, even with his new found strength! With our help you can prevail!”

Cranky’s dull voice came into motion. “…Big Mac..it’s…” They all began to fade a little. “…Pardon that. We’ve nearly used all of our remaining power to talk to you. Although you might think we’re right here, it’s only an illusion. We’re using all our strength to talk to you from far away, but even now, our strength is fading…We’re being held as prisoners by Discord in different parts of Equistria…Please, rescue us Big Mac!”

Starswirl, with what little power he had left, spoke one more time. “In order to defeat Discord… and save Celestia…We need your help….

“Please Macintosh….You are our last hope…We will……………..”

They all faded away with the last of their strength gone. Big Mac and Spike had just found out what they were truly in for. It was now up to them and who knows who else to help free these Starponies and save the world…

“This is a lot more serious than I thought!” Spike said with astonishment.

“Eeyup.” Big Mac replied, still staring off in the distance.

“It might be a while. I hope Apple Jack and Celestia will be alright…”

Still inside her castle, and locked in her room, Celestia was resting on her bed. She was lightly crying, thinking of what all had happened and not being able to do anything without her horn or wings.

“….Macintosh is probably hurt….All of my subjects are in prison….Equistria will be done for at this rate…something needs to be done…but, what can I do?” She got up and tried to think, but it did no good. She had been in her room for a while now, it was very lonely.

Celestia heard footsteps and the door opened. Discord and Screw Ball with smirks on their faces came in. Discord laughed.

“How are you today, my dear Princess Celestia?”

“You might want to stop worrying! Nopony’s ever going to save you, not even Big Mac! In fact, we’re so high up in the sky that nopony can reach us! Not even your Elite Aerial Guards!” Screw Ball laughed with delight.

“And if that were not all, I have the Star Rod! Nopony, no, no one, can stop me! Do you know how it feels to be untouchable AND know it Celestia? Well I do! Muha ha ha ha!”

“Not to mention that without it, none of your subjects wishes can be granted! All the more power to us! Tee hee hee hee! And they all deserve it for how they’ve treated us!!”

“Now, now Screw Ball, relax. But you know, Celestia, I do have the power to grant any wish. If you want one, just ask. Of course, I’ll only grant wishes I like!” He backed off after Celestia gave him an angry glare, but was still smiling as he and Screw Ball began to leave.

“You watch yourself, Celestia…We’ll be watching…” Screw Ball said, followed by a small menacing giggle.

“Enjoy your stay!”

SLAM!

Celestia quietly began wishing for someone to help her. Without the Starponies, wishes couldn’t be granted. But her wish was oddly granted as she heard a knocking from somewhere. Something was at her window. Curious, she went to open it and a small orange pegasi filly with a purple mane flew on in. She was buzzing around with only minor flying issues.

“Hi there, Princess Celestia! Pleased to meet you! I’m Scootaloo.” The filly had a slight glow to her, which indicated she was a REAL Starpony! Or at least, a small filly.

“You’re…you’re a starpony are you not? How did you find me?” Celestia said with a curious, but very happy voice. “Not even my best pegasi can reach me!”

The small starfilly landed to rest her wings. “Well, you wanted your wish granted. I just tracked where you were. It’s easy for a starfilly like me!”

“You came all the way here just to because I wished for somebody to help me?”

“Yep!”

“Thank you, Scootaloo! Can you help me with another wish? Can you take the Star Rod from Discord?”

The fillies face grew into a sad one. “Oh…I’m, sorry…I can’t do that, that’s a bit much for a novice like me. Maybe one of the Sacred Starpony Spirits could do a wish like that…try something smaller, okay?”

“Can you help me or anyone escape?”

“Gee…I’m sorry…I’m just a novice. I was just called the other day…the same day Discord attacked…I can’t even do big wishes yet…” Scootaloo sank down a little realizing maybe she can’t do anything.

“It’s alright. Don’t be sad, Scootaloo. I’m certain Big Mac…!” Celestia got an idea. She got a pendant from her dressers drawer with a star shape attached to it. Scootaloo flew up and grabbed it. “That! Can you find Big Mac and give it to him?”

The little filly smiled. “This is Lucky Star, right? Don’t worry princess! I’ll give it to him and be right back!” She began to fly out the window.

“Wait!” Celestia stopped her. “Also tell him that I’m alright and to not worry!”

“Got it!” Scootaloo tried to give a thumbs up, realized she didn’t have any and quickly put her hoof away, blushing.

“Thank you!” Celestia said as Scootaloo flew off into Equistria. With that, she had a little more hop in her heart. She only wishes that she could help a little more…

“OUCH!!!” yelled Scootaloo as she crashed into a stranger. She was between Canterlot Town and Shooting Star Summit, and she flew down to fast. She spotted the strangers hat and tried to pick it up for them.

“I’m SOOOOO sorry, mister- HEY!”

That stranger put their hat on and scratched their head.

“Gee kid, you sure know how to drop in…ow.”

“You’re Big Mac!” Her mouth and eyes became huge as she bounced all around. Spike just crossed the bridge, wanting to know what was going on.

“Big Mac- Hey! Who are you?”

“Oh, I’m so sorry! I’m Scootaloo! I’m a Starpony! I just got back from Celestia to give you this!” She got out the Star Pendent and put it around Big Mac’s neck. He was astounded by the gift. It was from Celestia! The princess was alright!

“YOU went all the way to Celestia’s Castle all the way up their?! How?!” Spike was baffled.

“I’m a Starpony! It’s what….what….uh-oh…”

“Huh?” Both Spike and Big Mac turned around to see that a pony with the same hat as that of Screw Ball’s, but of blue coat, blue mane, and goggles floating in the air. The colt had a wand in his hooves! He was one of Screw Ball’s Magi-Ponies.

“You thought no one would see you! HAH! Well I did!” the colt chuckled it a terrible voice. “I knew you’d lead me to Macintosh! I’ll defeat all of you and become famous! Screw Ball will give me praise! Then I’ll get a raise! Well…Here I COOOOoOooOOoOOooOME!!!”

Big Mac grabbed Scootaloo and they all ran. The magi-pony fired a shot out of the wand that missed his targets.

“Get back here!!” The wild colt flew at them with speed faster than Big Mac’s.

“Look out!!” Scootaloo yelled as she saw him charging in. Big Mac couldn’t react in time. The two fell to the ground as the magi-pony began to turn around for a second thwomping. Scootaloo tried to get Big Mac up, but he wasn’t able to react fast enough.

Just feet from impact, Spike rushed in with a mighty skull bash. “Take that!”

The colt wasn’t as tough as Spike’s head. As a result he flew backwards and crashed, but he was soon airborne. Anger rushed through the magi-pony.

“Stupid dragon! DANCE!!” He fired his wand several times. Spike ran around trying to avoid the attacks. Every time he thought he was safe in one direction he was fired upon there. It was a game of cat and mouse.

“Heheheheh! It’s over here! NO over there! Now here! Oh, now back over-“ A shadow climbed over the magi-pony. Stopping all action, he looked up.

“Eeyup!” Big Mac pounded the evil-doer with his hooves to the ground after using a mighty leap. The colt crashed and was twitching on the ground, eyes in a daze.

“Whew!” Spike said in relief. “Thanks Mac!”

Big Mac got out the Hammer and swung the magi-pony far into the sky. He shrieked some cliché line, and then disappeared in a small star-like twinkle.

“I’m so sorry that happened Big Mac. I should’ve been more careful, but at least you got that!” Scootaloo pointed at his Lucky Star pendent. “That might look like some ordinary necklace, but I’ve heard that Lucky Stars have some kind of mystical energy. I bet you’re stronger already!”

Big Mac didn’t say it, but he did feel a bit stronger. Maybe that was the Lucky Star or that he now knew Celestia was safe. “Thank you, Scootaloo!”

“I’m sorry I can’t stay to chat, but- OH! I just remembered! Before I leaven Celestia did have a message. She said she was fine and to not worry about her. But you know…I got the feeling she’s very lonely.”

“Well, thanks for letting us know that the princess is safe.” Spike thanked Scootaloo as she rose to the sky.

“I have to go back! Celestia might need me! Good luck!!” Scootaloo waved and left for the clouds above. Big Mac and Spike waved, then took a moment to look at the sun that was setting.

“She’s brave!” Spike exclaimed. “I couldn’t imagine doing that. I hope the princess stays safe.”

“Eeyup…Spike, we better head back to my home. It’s getting mighty late. Tomorrow we’ll try to see where to go next.”

“We don’t have a clue where any of the Starpony Spirits are at. How are we going to find them?”

Big Mac looked at his Lucky Star and the two headed off for Canterlot Town.

“With luck, I guess!”