Bad Night

by Jack The Ripper

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Original Character
Length: 983

An attempted mugging goes the worst possible way. For the mugger.

God dammit. All I wanted to do was go out, get drunk, and get my sex on. I didn't want all of this bullshit on my hooves!

Why can't ponies have nice things?

Published 2014-11-10 09:10:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-10 09:10:07 UTC

Shittening

Blood. Lots. That's nice. Oh, am I on the floor?

"FUCKING SLUT, I-"

Bone breaking. A snap. Pain.

Screaming.

"Hey, hey, sorry about breaking your leg, but I haven't had this much fun in ages. Now shut up, and let me work my 'magic'.

I felt a needle go into my leg. Pain. Pain. Relief.

"Ahh, painkillers. In needle form too!" She said with mild glee as she popped the button, unzipped, and then pulled down my pants.

"Um..."

"Shhhhh, hon, let me teach you a lesson about taking things from people." She said, unzipping hers as well.

Ah, shit.

I moaned as she licked my... thing.

"Wow, you're eager." She said, bending over, showing me her sweet rump.

Dear Celestia, maybe this wasn't gonna be suck a bad night after all.

(Final Chapter) Rapedemption, Rapedermath

Thirty three. He was number thirty three. Yeah, I rape and kill ponies. It's what I do. I live in this comfy, modern apartment, and right now I'm relaxing, and watching TV.

"-nd I hope that the monster that did this to that poor buck, is put behind bars for life."

Bitch.

"Th... thank you jade. Next, we have the amazing story of a pony, wh-"

Ahh, that's enough TV for now. As I walked to my room, I figured I might as well take a drink with me. Why the hell not, right?

Eight bottles of Buck Daniels later, I was sprawled out on my bed, crying my heart out.

"I.. I liked him.. I really liked him... we could have been friends... I could have had a friend."

No, you liked his cock. Don't be stupid Mary.

"Sh... shut up."

He was just another pathetic rapist/mugger, Mary. You did good today.

"Really?"

Yeah. Seeing all of that blood flow from that piece of shit is exactly what you needed.

"I.. I guess..."

Now, the night is still young, Mary. We've got work to do.

"Let's go."

Author's Note

This has got to be my favorite chapter. Seriously. Oh, thanks for reading! :raritystarry:

Fear

God dammit.

Shit. Shit. Shit. This wasn't great. At all. Nope. Fuck.

This hadn't been a great night for Rez. All he wanted to do was go to the new club in Cantermare, get drunk, and then corner some unlucky fuck in an alleyway. To do... stuff.

In reality, what happened, was that the prey wasn't exactly... pray like. She sauntered into the alley like she owned the damn thing, and when he followed her in... uh, shit went down. Badly.

"Hey, bitch." Rez said in an almost overconfident half - whisper.

"Mmm?" She replied in an almost... sultry voice.

"Give me everything you got. Now!"

"Ah ah ah." She said, in a half... giggle? "Didn't your mother ever teach you to talk to women?"

And then she was behind him. Where did his knife go?

Oh, in his ribs. That's cool.

Ow.

Author's Note

Sorry, first thing *I've* ever written. God damn me and my spelling errors.

Actual sexy time.

"So... I'm bucking you, then?"

"Eeyup."

"So, uh..."

"Dude. Dick. In butt. Go."

Oh, cool.

As I ran my hooves over her butt, I lowered my head, and decided that I'd have a... lick.

Praise Luna, it was clean.

While my tongue was 'workin it's way into her ass, she let out a soft moan.

That's good.

I noticed that my dick was now 'clop' hard, and I was ready to have some fun.

She started moaning, louder and louder, as I teased her rear with my dick, and as a reply, I gave her butt a firm smack with both hooves, and this only elicited a louder moan from the pale mare.

"Ah, that's good, do that again."

As she commanded, I smacked her butt again. But harder.

"Ah, again!"

Even harder.

"I... I..."

As hard as I could, I smacked her butt over, and over again, until it was as red as the stripes in her black mane.

She could do nothing but take it.

At this, I rammed my dick into her ass, as rough as I could.

"Y... Yes!" She panted, loving the rough penetration even more than I did.

I started to thrust, slowly at first. But then she did something surprising.

She took some sort of pill out of her jacket, swallowed it, and then just let her tongue flop out of her mouth, loving every second of the hard buttfucking.

Whatever that pill was, I wanted it. It was increasing her pleasure tenfold! Sure she had a nosebleed, but eh, what are you gonna do?

"Are you..." I asked almost immediately cut off.

"Shh, too much fun. Talk later." She half - moaned.

Okay, fun time.

I picked up the pace to as fast as I could, and every one in a while, I smacked her butt again.

Also, I grabbed hold of her soft, silky mane, and pulled.

She was LOVING this!

So was I.

But sadly, as I continued to thrust with wild vigour, I felt a slight tingle at my dick.

"Gonna... c... cu..." I stuttered, pulling out, covering her back, butt, and face with my fantastic jizzm.

As I fell against the wall, I asked; "Hey, did you..."

"Yeah, hotshot, I came ages ago. Spitfire pills'll do that to you. "

"Well, uh, th... thanks." I stammered, hoping that she couldn't see my blush In the moonlight.

"You're welcome." She said, adorably, as she got up, and walked out of the alleyway.

"Will I eve-"

A horrible wet cough stole my words from me.

Blood. Choking me.

I looked at the left side of my torso. Blood. Everywhere. From the stab...

As I spat out what must've been close to a litre of blood, I tried to say...

"Help... meeee..."

She just giggled, and sashayed off to find her next victim.