On The First Day Of Hearth's Warming, background ponies gave to me...

by Yorkie Pie

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1667

The narrator tells a story of the history of the background ponies while Pinkie keeps interrupting.

Hello fellow ponies! Wanna hear an amazing Hearth's Warming eve story?

"Oh, oh! I do!":pinkiesmile:

I was talking to the Fimfiction readers… anyway, Twas the night before…

"Oooo! May I start it?":pinkiegasp:

Start what?

"The story silly!":pinkiesmile:

No… Twas the night before

"Wait, I forgot the popcorn!":pinkiegasp:

Then go get it…

"Okay!:pinkiesmile: Be back!"

Well anyway… Twas the night before Christmas or as these ponies call it Hearth's Warming a

"Okay. I'm back!":pinkiehappy:

Yeah… Twas the night

"What does 'Twas' mean?":pinkiesmile:

You know what!? Just enjoy the story!

"I can't wait!":pinkiehappy:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-20 04:40:02 UTC

Twas the night before Hearth's Warming...

Twas the night before Hearth Warming and so many more, there were mistletoes, confetti and candy canes galore.

"I love candy canes!":pinkiesmile:

QUIET! We've already been through this before Pinkie, we talked about it... no interrupting the narrator while he is telling a story!

"Sorry, I'm just so excited! I love holidays and I love staying up all night especially because it's so fun to just hear Santa Hooves just...":pinkiegasp:

Pinkie!

"Oops sorry.":pinkiesad2: Pinkie backed away from the voice and gave him room. She smiled to keep her joy up and to not upset the narrator.

Thank you. All the little ponies were sound asleep, nothing was heard... not even a peep. But here is the tale for a he and she, about the ponies in the background you may not see.

~~~~~

Lyra's Story

One lovely morning, with the snow glistening on the roofs, there was a small click of a young mares hoofs.

"Who was it?":pinkiegasp:

I was getting to that. It was the wonderful Lyra as you all can see, who was amazingly obsessed with Anthropology. He interest in humans was a surprise to ponies, Twilight was the one who knew about humans only...

~

"Hey BonBon! Whatcha doing?" asked Lyra.

"Fixing your Lyre." she responded.

"Fixing it? What happened to it?"

"Somepony thought it was clever to pour Apple Cider on the stove!"

"Sowe!" said a dumb-sounding colt voice from the other room.

"Who's that?" Lyra asked.

"That's Dumblecolt. Remember he was coming over for the holidays?"

"No not Dumblecolt! He smells like grapes and cottage cheese. Last holiday he wrote "Hi" on my last Lyre and the Applejack Daniel's bottle. He was the one who bought the Applejack Daniel's bottle! Why would he do that, we're all underaged!"

"I know, I know! But his family is out for town and he didn't wan't to go and this is the only place he can stay."

"But BonBon!"

"He's staying and you're gonna freakin' like it!" BonBon smiled and then walked away. "Now, I'm going shopping, be nice to Dumblecolt while I'm gone." She shut the door and left. Lyre looked at Dumblecolt and gave him a smirk. She walked up to him.

"Listen Dumblecolt, I ain't gonna have no funny business up in this joint. So don't sneeze, cough, touch, burp, fart, or ALL OF THEM TOGETHER... on anything! Comprende!?"

Lyra looked deep into his eyes and then walked away, Dumbcolt actually didn't catch a word Lyra said.

(Little Bunny Fufu hoping through the forest, scooping up the minimice and bopping them on the head!:pinkiesmile:)

What are you singing Pinkie Pie?

"Little Bunny Fufu! It brings back memories!":pinkiehappy:

Well... I need to tell the story! Can you please... sing in your head?

"Okie-Dokie-Lokie!":pinkiesmile:

Dumblecolt didn't think he did anything wrong, for he was a Fluttershyed pony or how do you say it, a shy pony. He was clueless at times and a little Dumb...lecolt. Dumblecolt watched as Lyra walked away. He followed after her.

Lyra turned around. "Why are you following me?"

"Um. I just wanted to know where you were going." said Dumblecolt.

"I'm going out to get a Hearth's Warming Tree."

"Oh can I coooooooommmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee........"

"*sigh* fine. But don't cause any trouble." said Lyra.

~

"Okay look for the tree with the most... pizzaz in it!"

"Pizz.......azz?"

Lyra looked at Dumblecolt. "Yeah, like fancy, perfect and a little small."

They walked around and looked at all of the cool-looking trees, each with cool lights and color around it. There were other ponies there looking at trees to. It was not really a good idea to look at a tree 2 days before Hearth's Warming but ponies can be busy. Work hours were over for everypony, so anypony who had a job were allowed to go home.

It was freezing outside, there was ice on the ground and Dumblecolt wobbled with every step.

"Be careful!" Lyra shouted.

"I'm sowe! It's slippery!" Dumblecolt crashed into ponies and ran into a big light tree causing it to wooble. Lyra gasped and looked at it as it woobled until it stopped.

"Whew. At least..." Before Lyra could say anything the tree fell over with a PLUNK! The lights on the tree began to flicker and spark.

"Dumblecolt!" The tree's light blew out in order like Dominos until it reached the other trees and blew out all their lights.

"Okay Dumblecolt, just slowly walk away and..." they ran away so no pony could see them.

"Is that it?":pinkiesmile:

No not really

"So do I have to go to the other chapter to find out!?":pinkiegasp:

Yeah

"Yay new chapter! I'll get the Twizzlers!":pinkiehappy:

Colgate's story

In the dentist office where no pony was around, guess what blue pony we have found?

"Who?":pinkiesmile:

Just wait...

"I can't believe most of the ponies in Ponyville don't even brush their teeth..." Colgate put on her scarf and left her office. She walked through Ponyville. Suddenly there was a big BANG! She saw tiny fireworks go off in the sky.

"What? The fireworks don't go off today, they go off tomorrow." She followed the sound and sight of the fireworks. When she reached the place that the fireworks where heard, she was astonished by all the busted out lights and tipped over trees.

"Who did this crap!?" Colagate walked around every tree, looking at all of the tiny fires and broken glass from the lights.

"Hey!" a stallions voice came from the right side of Colgate. Colgate turned and saw a stallion guard. "Did you do this?"

"Um...uh. n-no, i-i." Colagte stuttered as the security guard stared at her.

"Come with me ma'am."

"Wait, no-n-no, I-I did-didn't."

~

"So, this girl is being charged for destroying all of the Heart's Warming trees and blowing out all the lights all most putting Ponyville on fire." said a small mare in a manly suit. She paced back in forth like she was investigating. Colgate was being held at the security guard station. Colagte was scared and didn't know what to say or how to say anything to confess her innocence.

"I-"

"Shut up! We talk and answer questions here." said the manly mare.

"Jeez, bunch of little..."

"What was that!?"

"Noth-"

"Shut up!" the manly mare continued to pace back and forth. "You know you're in big trouble. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Colgate was silent.

"Go on say something!"

"Well, I-"

"Shut up, I need time to think for a second what you're punishment is."

Colgate sighed. She didn't want to be stuck here all day with these dumb guards. They barely let her say one sentence. She rolled around in her chair waiting for the mare to stop thinking.

"Stop swirling!" said the mare. Colgate stopped swirling in her chair and continued to look at the mare.

"Stop staring!"

"WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!?" screamed Colgate.

The mare shot her a fast look with her eyes wide open. That scared Colgate. "I'll shut up." Colgate said with her head hanging down.

A tall stallion came into the office. "Mrs. Timare, we found another pony that was linked to this crime." A gray pony with a blonde mane walked in her eyes were crossed but she still had a smile on her face. It was Derpy.

"DERPY!?"

Derpy's Story

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!! I HAD TO BE HERE WITH THESE NINNIES FOR HOURS!" screamed Colgate.

"Take it easy Mare louisy. Are you friends with this mare?" Mrs. Timare asked Colgate.

"Well-"

"Shut up, we know you two planned this!"

"Ugh why won't anypony listen!?" screamed Colgate.

"Do I get a muffin afterwards?" asked Derpy.

"Shut up! No muffins!" screamed Mrs. Timare.

Tears welled up in Derpy's eyes. "Wait, no, no, no, no. It's okay you can have a muffin afterwards." said the tall stallion.

"You punk! Don't tell her she can have muffins! Colgate, Derpy. You guys are in serious trouble! You almost burned all of Ponyville.

"It wasn't us." Derpy said as she sat down.

"THEN WHO WAS IT!?"

"I don't know! I just walked over and saw that that place was messed up!" Wow, I actually got an entire sentence though to them, Colgate thought.

"Well, you guys are gonna be here for a while. So get comfy." Mrs. Timare and the tall stallion walked out with no other words. They left Derpy and Colgate in a room on their own.

"Guess we'll be here for a while."

"Aw, Is this a true story?":pinkiegasp:

No! It's made up! Guards in Ponyville would not be that stupid.

"Oh! Okay!":pinkiehappy:

"Hey! What are you guys talking about? Hey Pinkie!":rainbowdetermined2:

"Hi Dashie! The narrator was just telling the Fimfiction readers a story!":pinkiehappy: "You wanna hear!?"

"Sure, whatever. I have nothin' to do with my life.":rainbowwild:

"Hello, Darlings!":raritywink:

"Rarity!":pinkiehappy: "Where have you been!?

"I was just decorating stuff with Sweetie Bell. What's going on?":raritywink:

"Just a Fimfiction read!":pinkiesmile:

"Hey ya'll. I was buckin' apples and I heard everypony was comin' over here to hear a story?":ajsmug:

"Yeah! We were just chillin'! Pinkie Pie was hanging with the narrator reading a story.":rainbowdetermined2:

Can everypony either get out or shut up!?

"Hey, we are just trying to hang out with our friends!":raritydespair:

"Yeah, don't be such a meanie!":pinkiesad2:

"Um... I'll just go then.":fluttershysad:

"No Fluttershy you just arrived! Come on in!":rainbowwild:

Not another one!

"Hi guys!":twilightsmile:

Ughhhhhh!

"Is there a story reading going on over here?":twilightsheepish:

"Yep!":pinkiegasp:

WILL EVERYPONY SHUT UP!? If you wanna hear the story, sit down, shut up, eat some popcorn and let me finish!

"Okay." :fluttercry:

There was a knock at the door.

Who is it!?

A bunch of of other ponies came in and started chattering. Including Princess Celestia.

"Hello, my little ponies."

I'm outta here!

"Happy Hearth's Warming Eve to all and to all a good night!"

The End

Thats the end are you kidding me!? What kind of Fic is this!? -Yorkie Pie