Guldo's Strange Journey

by Matthew Stone

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 371

Guldo of the Ginyu Tokusentai wakes up in a strange town, on an even stranger planet.

After a falling-out with the Ginyu Special Force/Tokusentai, Guldo decides to ease his irritation by taking a nap. Too bad it was in a space pod. The green goofball ends up setting the ship's coordinates for Equestria, and crashlands in Ponyville. Of course, Ponyville's main 6 each try to befriend the four-eyed, frog-faced fighter, but Guldo is having none of it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-24 03:13:07 UTC

A Not-so-Smooth Landing

"Captain Ginyu, you CAN'T kick me off the team, you just CAN'T!!" Guldo sobbed, standing in front of the leader.

"I'm sorry, Guldo, but Lord Frieza's made up his mind. You've gotta go. Look at it this way; you've got your whole life ahead of you, so get out there and put in as much energy into living your life as I do whenever I pose!" Captain Ginyu replied.

"Ohh.....fine." the four-eyed alien groaned in dismay as he slunk out of the command station.

The other members of the Ginyu Force watched as Guldo slumped down the hall, downtrodden.

"Well, there he goes." Burter said.

"I guess we'll miss him....a little." Jeice added on.

"There isn't really much we can do about it, guys." Recoome spoke. "It was Lord Frieza's decision, and we don't exactly have the power to defy him."

"I guess you're right." Burter grumbled.

Guldo walked down the hall a few hours later, carrying a pillow and a blanket.

"I suppose I could sleep in here one last time before I hang up my uniform." he sighed, and he opened a spacepod, then climbed in. He spread out the blanket, fluffed the pillow, and then went to sleep.

However, in his sleep, he rolled over onto the C.I.D. (Coordinate Input Device), and ended up setting these coordinates:

10-10-2010

.

The pod's engines flared to life, and the pod sped off into the darkest reaches of space.

Ponyville was at the start of a brand-new day. Celestia's Sun was shining, birds were singing, bees were buzzing, you get the idea.

However, the tranquil mood was shattered by the sound of a loud CRASH!!!! coming from the Everfree Forest.

There was a smoking, round object with a strange emblem on the door. Suddenly, the door opened, and out stepped a green, frog-like alien with four eyes and strange armor.

At that point, Guldo knew just what to say.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?"

Then, he saw a purple unicorn accompanied by a small, purple-&-green dragon.

"AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!?

Species: NERD

W-what the hell is that freakish creature? Guldo thought as he watched the purple creatures walking through the woods.