I AM DEATHNIGHT HORSESHOE

by TheIrisianPrincess

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sad, Romance, Princess Luna, Thriller, Original Character, King Sombra
Length: 1108

Deathnight Horseshoe is an awesome alicorn who is somehow stronger than all the princesses for no logical reason.

This is the story of Deathnight Horseshoe, the greatest alicorn to ever live. He's awesome and he's going to save ALL OF EQUESTRIA with his awesome alicorn powers that apparently Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight don't have.
Edit: This remains my favorite thing I ever wrote here.
Edir 2: I can't believe I predicted the season 9 premiere with like 20% accuracy.

Published 2014-11-10 03:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-10 03:00:06 UTC

Deathnight Horseshoe is my OC, do not steal!

My name is Deathnight Horseshoe and he is my OC. I have a purple coat with black and red mane that makes me look kinda emo, but that makes me edgy. I am a blank flank, but that's not because the Rainbow Dash (read: Beast Pony) vector wouldn't import in the pony creator. So, now I'm a blank flank. I'm also an alicorn.

Now, I know what you guys are thinking. Another alicorn OC? Sweet Celestia, it's not like there's enough of those going around. But, trust me, mine is different, because mine is edgy.

My tragic backstory is as follows: I was the long lost son of Princess Luna and a batpony. I was separated from Princess Luna after my birth by my father. I'm not sure why Princess Luna didn't stop him, considering that she's an all-powerful alicorn that raises the moon.

Of course, because my dad was a batpony, I was a batpony alicorn. I was raised by him my entire life and he abused me every day. I knew I could've killed him at any time, because I had powerful alicorn magic. But, I didn't, because I don't know.

One day, a powerful shadowy unicorn appeared in my hometown of Trottingham. He had a green eyes, a red horn, a shadowy black body, and an affinity for crystals, kind of like King Sombra from The Crystal Empire. But, it wasn't King Sombra. It was...................................... King Sombra!

"Crystals!" He said, menacingly.

"Oh no!" I say. "That's King Sombra! I know about him despite the fact that I never left my town nor have any other means of gaining knowledge about the world outside my home! What do I do?!"

Then, King Sombra killed my dad.

"You! You killed my dad!" I yell at King Sombra. "I'm upset at you for doing that, even though he was kind of a dick who abused me every day. I am still mad at you!"

"Crystals!" He said.

"My name is Deathnight Horseshoe!" I yell. Eat my magical powers of death and rainbows!

But, King Sombra, realizing how truly awesome and powerful I was, fled into the night. I don't know how I know, but I knew that King Sombra was going to invade Canterlot.

"I have to save the princesses!" I say aloud, even though they could probably take care of the situation themselves. I fly away from Trottingham and make it to Canterlot in ten seconds flat, even though I'm fairly certain that Canterlot is too far away for me to make it in that time and also I would have no means of knowing where Canterlot actually is.

So, I make it to Canterlot in the morning, despite the fact that I said I made it in ten seconds and it was night when I left. Suddenly, the mane 6 appears right before me.

"Darling, we just knew you were coming, darling!" said Rarity. "Can you, Deathnight Horseshoe, help us the defeat King Sombra?"

"Yes," said Princess Twilight Sparkle. "You see, even though we are perfectly capable of defeating King Sombra, because of our track record of defeating villains like Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Sunset Shimmer, Lord Tirek, and The Dazzlings, we can't because reasons and so we are placing our trust into you, Deathnight Horseshoe, even though by all logic, we shouldn't even know you exist, and by extension, we shouldn't be so immediately trusting of you."

"I will defeat King Sombra," I say. "For life, for love, for EQUESTRIA!"

"Hold on!" said Rainbow Dash, who is BEST PONY (second only to me, Deathnight Horseshow). "I can't let you just go by yourself, because I somehow fell in love with you, even though we literally just met and we lack even an ounce of chemistry or any spoken dialogue between the two of us!"

So, we go off to have THE SEX.

Once we get back, I find Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence waiting for me.

"Deathnight Horseshoe, Rainbow Dash. King Sombra is currently attacking Canterlot and you two decide to go off and procreate? What do you have to say for yourselves?" Damn. I hate Celestia, that bitch. Princess Luna is such a better princess. Celestia needs to die. She's completely useless. So, I tell her exactly what I needed to say.

"It's not my fault that I am so mind-numbingly attractive, lasted for an hour in bed, and have a huge dick," I say.

"He's right. He's kind of attractive," said Princess Cadence. She was going to kiss me, but I said no, because she's married and stuff.

"You are obviously a detriment and a distraction to all of us, Deathnight Horseshoe, so I'm going to send you to the moon." She said as she sent me to the moon with help of the Elements of Harmony, which she was able to use, even though the Elements were connected to the mane six and the fact that they were returned to the Tree of Harmony.

"Argh!" I say as the Elements of Harmony sent me flying to the moon. But, my awesome alicorn powers were so awesomely powerful, that I had managed to outpower the most powerful form of magic in Equestria and return back to the outskirts of Canterlot.

I have found King Sombra, right in front of me!

"Crystals!" He said.

Then, suddenly, the mane six appears to watch my glorious final battle with King Sombra. I knew I was going to score with all of them, except for Pinkie Pie, because she's annoying and worst pony.

"King Sombra!" I yell. "You killed my father who I never named in this story! Prepare to die!" I yelled.

"Crystals?" asked King Sombra.

I charged up my totally awesome alicorn OC powers and charged towards King Sombra with a firey passion in my eyes. All the ponies in Canterlot looked upon me with great love and adoration... except for Princess Celestia, because she can go fuck herself.

"I WILL KILL YOU!" I yell at King Sombra.

Then, King Sombra materialized a large black crystal that he used to crush my skull, killing me instantly.

"Did he just die?" asked Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash looks distraught.

"Ah'm real sorry," consoled Apple Jack. "Ah knew how much ya loved him."

"Actually, I'm over it," said Rainbow Dash. "It turns out I'm actually a lesbian."

"What a coincidence!" said Apple Jack. "Ah am, too. Let's go out."

They kiss, because that's hot and I ship them.

Then, the mane six all use Rainbow Power to send King Sombra back to Tartarus. The End!