Keeping the Beat

by TwisterWinds

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro
Length: 2150

Keith, a human in Equestria, is working for one of the most famous DJ's in Equestria, but this job comes with its perks.

Vinyl Scratch, a name everypony knows, the name of a human named Keith's boss, the first employee she has ever had, and there is a reason why.

(rewritten after about a two month hiatus of not even looking at it.)

(warning, includes drugging, strong adult situations, and adult language, readers advised, and basically pony on human rape)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-10 23:38:42 UTC

never drink with a mare in heat

As I had waken up, my head throbbing, and my stomach felt like i got hit in the gut by Mike Tyson. The very room I was in spun like a tilt-a-whirl at the county fair. I realized real quick, yeah, I was hung over. It was unusual for me to drink 'til I dropped. The last thing I remembered from the previous night was my boss, Vinyl Scratch and myself sharing a bottle of vodka that Vinyl had imported from my world. Well, let me explain, my name is Keith, and I am a human. I am living in a land called Equestria, inhabited by anthropomorphic pony people. It was about four years ago a scientist on both planets had opened up a portal to either worlds. I couldn't began to explain how it works, by all logic, it shouldn't. However, things didn't start off all peaceful, my home world, Earth, which was on the brink of an all-out nuclear war with itself, gets visited by two alien beings, the Royal Sisters, two anthropometric ponies that are both alicorns, which is a mix between a Pegasus and unicorn, and after a tense few weeks things worked out. Earth learned how to co-exist with itself, and for the past three years, humans and ponies could come and go as they pleased.

I have been living in Equestria for the past two years studying the history of Equestria, Magical Theory and pony biology, which it turns out that mares actually have a heat season, which is in the spring, along with a regular heat cycle, and usually pick a stallion out months in advanced if he has any characteristics she likes, and usually, will keep him. I've even heard stories of stallions being put into the hospital by mares, making the joke, death by snu snu, no laughing matter. I'm also thinking about taking a pony physiology class next year to see how much of a pony's thought process is influenced by instinct instead of desire of want or need. And that forming a herd, or polygamy, is a very common practice here.

I had also had a job a Doughnut Joe's Coffee shop, doing everything, but after staying up late at night studying, I would doze off during my shift, and got fired. that is when I had gotten my job working for Vinyl Scratch.

I was face down on a table, in the back corner of some Canterlot club, having already downed two large mugs of hard cider after being tricked so cruelly to nurse my sad vibe. So I was feeling a bit better at this time. That is when she approached me and said "Hey, human guy, look my co DJ had flaked out on me, do you know anything about turn tables? I need somepony who can keep a beat, I can pay you." She said, she was slightly shorter then me, had pristine white fur, a light blue vest, black tight pants, red glasses and blue hair and a horn. It was too good to be true, I mean, who gets offered a job, while nearly drunk, in a club? Hell, most clubs don't let people in just to drink away their feels, but i guess being a human, which i guess made me kind of exotic here, helped get me in. Anyway, I'm getting off track.

So after a quick crash course, there I was, playing music for a club full of mostly ponies. A few humans here and there, but for the most part, ponies. Vinyl had payed me half of her gig money that night, which was about five hundred a piece and asked if I'd help her the next night, and well, I'm now making a thousand every weekend, and I still have time to study.

Enough of my life story, I woke up. Head hurt, gut spun or what ever, it was right after that I realized that I was not in my room. The room I was in had a few beer cans here and there, a blue thong on the floor with a white music note, skinny jeans, a white t-shirt, and blue trimmed white headphones with a black music note. If I wasn't hung over, I would have picked up on this by now, but what caught my attention was a pair of red glasses on the night stand. I'm not going to lie, it took a lot longer then I would have liked for me to piece everything together. I woke up in my boss's room. I sobered up almost instantly as i felt the silk sheets and movement. I froze, then I looked to the side to see, well, not a prim and proper lady, but a yawning and stretching, blue haired, white furred Vinyl Scratch. She had a few places where her fur looked a little sticky. I didn't want to think from what, and she like myself, was naked. her chest bounced slightly as she sat up. Then with a grin, she turned to face me, her red eyes seared into my soul, her beautiful, red eyes. speaking, she said "Morning!". This caused me to blush, hard, and then I did something I'm not at all proud of, I fell over, off the bed, and passed out. Yep, like that, right in front of my boss. One of the most well known, and best musicians in Equestria.

Waking, I had looked around. I was in the same room, still naked, and this time Vinyl was looking down at me. I didn't have time to react before she pressed her lips to mine. My first kiss with a pony that I can remember. Actually, my first kiss with anyone. My heart was beating a mile a minute and when she pulled away she chuckled "Sorry, had to give you a 'good morning' kiss before you had a chance to pass out again." I just swallowed my spit, and blushed. "Whats the matter, cat got your tongue?"

Shaking my head I took a deep breath "Umm, did we, uh, last night after the gig, did we?" Vinyl didn't even let me finish my thought. She leaned in close, pressed her warm soft tits against my chest, smiling she leaned up to my ear and whispered.

"Buck?" she asked, cutting right to the point. As she nibbled on my ear, I couldn't talk, this damn vixen was making it hard for me to think clearly. What had gotten into her since, last actually, never mind. Doing the only thing I could do, which was nod, Vinyl sat up. Making sure to grind her mare hood against me as she did so. Vinyl smiled down at me "Like rabbits." Taking a deep breath as she leaned in against me, this time, taking my hand and pinning them above my head she moaned into my ear "Mmhm oh sweet Celestia I've never been rutted like that before." She smiled again "Don't remember, do you Keith?"

Shaking my head again, I blushed "Really wishing I did" I said, blushing because for awhile now. My manhood had been at attention, or at least since I came to. Looking up, that same, damned sexy grin was on Vinyl's face, this time, she started to grind her hips against mine.

"Then let me remind you".

...

"Okay give it up for DJ-PON3!" Keith yelled into a microphone, getting the club they where in into a cheer putting his headphones onto turn table and smiled over at Vinyl "Well, give them a bow." He said as he started to unplug his microphone and other equipment. Vinyl bowing and smirked over at Keith and then followed his lead in tearing down their set, and after loading up their gear, Keith looked over at her "Some show tonight huh?" he asked, smiling.

"Hell yeah! This place is always one of my best venues." Vinyl said as she put her equipment in a van that she had imported from the human world. "Plus they always give me a bottle of alcohol from Earth when I come here." she said like it wasn't a big deal. "Anyway, we need to work on your mid set. You up for some practice?" Vinyl asked, putting her hands on her hips as she gave him the 'I know you messed up your set of songs' look.

"Yeah, I guess I could practice for a few, its not that late" Keith said. "Your room-mate Octavia wont mind will she?" Keith asked as he closed the doors to the van and got into the passenger seat, as Vinyl got into the driver seat.

"She's actually out of town on some tour with her band or something like that, and also I have a sound studio so it wouldn't wake her any way." She said as she started up the van. She smiled as her plain to claim her prize was working perfectly.

After a short drive, and getting the gear into the studio, Keith started to hook up his headphones. "So which part do you want me to start from?" Keith asked looking at Vinyl through the window of the sound room. "Which part of the our mid set did I mess up?"

"Just redo the entire set, I'll stop you when i hear you mess up." Vinyl said as she sat down with her headphones on. "And go!" Keith started on her cue, the music pumping through their head phones sounded perfect, Keith hit every note on cue. "Okay, that sounded good, lets here it one more time" she said, and after another play through, Vinyl looked up "I don't know why it sounded wrong at the club, must have been a fluke. Oh well. Now lets have a drink!" she said as she put her headphones down, and picked up two glasses, sprinkling a powder into one, all this was why Keith was putting up everything in the sound booth, and handed him the drugged beverage once he was done "That crowd tonight was a little crazy" Vinyl said as she took a sip of her glass.

"No kidding, I've never had so many request in one night, apparently they nearly drank the place dry too" Keith said slamming back his drink. "Glad they gave this to you before the show" he said chuckling. putting his glass down, Keith grabbed onto the table. "Wow, that's a lot more powerful then normal.." He said as the drug started to take effect of him.

Seeing this Vinyl smiled "Freakin' pussy." she said as she threw back her drink and poured herself another. Not one to being outmatched or out done, Keith handed her his glass for her to refill. "Can you go get one of my vinyls? Something with a good, hard, beat?" Vinyl said, smiling as Keith turned to go get a disk, and slipping more of the drug into his cup. When Keith returned, she handed him the glass, "Okay, on three!" She said, implying to do a shot at the same time, which Keith accepted with a simple nod and threw back more of the laced booze when Vinyl said "Three". Keith placed his cup on the table, and started to black out before falling to the floor, and passed out "Got ya." Vinyl said as a grin grew across her lips and her horn lit up, a smirk going on her face as she looked down at her prize.

-present-

So here I am, looking up at my boss, naked, as she has me straddled, both our forms sweaty and spent, her hair sticking to her face with a strand over one eye leading down to the corner of her mouth. My chest heaving hard from the, work out session, I just had. Unable to talk, unable think clearly, i just looked up at  Vinyl, my eyes locked onto her red ones, before she leaned down and kissed me. That is when I heard someones throat clear.

"Vinyl, Keith, good morning" a familiar voice said, bringing Vinyls attention to the source that stood in her door way.

"Morning Octi, was your trip to your folks house?" Vinyl said still straddling me, as she leaned back down, raising my hands above my head, then stopped when there was a small click.

"Quite well, actually, my parents where glade to see me...well, I, about what we talked about yesterday, may I?" Octavia said as she looked at me, it took a second for me to realize my hands where bound.

"Go for it, I don't mind at all stating a herd" Vinyl said, her tail flicking side to side over my legs. "Just go easy on him, I took him for quite a test ride last night"

Like i said, death by snu snu is possible, but their are worse ways to die.