Lucky Star

by Andulin

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 6376

It all seemed so simple. My brother and I were supposed to capture a thief, but somehow we've ended up in prison ourselves. There is definitely something going on here and we are gonna find out. Once we break out of course.

The name's Ranger. So a while back somepony stole something from my family. My brother, Buck Shot, and I tried to get it back, but this thief has some friends in high places. Somehow WE were the ones thrown in prison. Now this is personal. Mark my words we will get out of here and take down that theiv'n varmit and his little friends to and we won't be doing it alone.

Published 2015-03-02 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-28 04:22:46 UTC

Picking Up the Trail

Oh boy, where do I start. I should probably warn ya’ll I ain’t exactly a storyteller, but I think I need to tell our tale while we can. Once word gets out of what we’ve just done we’ll be hunted down like a pack of diamond dogs. Before that happens I want you to know my perspective on recent events and everything that lead up to it.

I suppose I should introduce myself first. The name’s Ranger. I hail from the little old town of Dodge City. From what my folks tell me the place was once a wild frontier village full of danger and excitement. I remember many nights when my pa would put me to bed with a story from his glory days protecting the town from everything from bandits to wendigos. Of course those days are long gone. In my time the most interesting thing to happen in Dodge was the time my brother, Buck Shot, invented a cherry pit rifle. That is until about a week ago.

The entire family was gathered around for dinner enjoying some nice cherry smoothies. Aunt Jubilee had that look in her eye that said Buck and I were in trouble again. The question was what exactly were we in trouble for. She cleared her throat, “boys have you two been in my room recently?”

Oh so that’s it. I put on my best innocent face, a tactic the lost much of its effectiveness after I hit puberty. “Not that I recall. Why?”

Aunt Jubilee seemed unconvinced, “Somepony’s been poking through my sock drawer and took something very… private of mine.”

“Well we never took anything like that, right Buck?”

Buck nodded and continued in his baritone voice, “The only thing we ever took from there was that broken portable smoothie maker.”

Aunt Jubilee’s face turned as red as her mane as she eyed her own shooothie, “A what?!”

“A smoothie maker. You put it in a glass, pour some milk, toss in some fruit, press the button, and BAM instant smoothie. But yours didn’t work so I just threw it out.”

“That wasn’t a dang smoothie maker! That was my vibrator,” Aunt Jubilee yelled.With that, I couldn’t hold it anymore. I burst out laughing and Buck followed suit. Little pranks like this were what got us by over the years. We never went so far to hurt anypony, but whenever something went wrong in Dodge, everypony knew it was Sheriff Long Shot”s boys who were probably responsible.This was a reputation that Pa never approved of.

Smack! Smack! Case and point. Pa knocked the two of us upside the head and glared with disapproving eyes. “How many times do I have to tell ya not to mess with other ponies personal things?”

“Clearly one more oughta do the trick,” Buck offered only to knocked again by our ma.

“Listen to your father young colt,” She chastised.

Pa cleared his throat, “You boys can’t keep behaving like this. You’re both young stallions now. You’ve got to start acting like it.”

“Well what are we supposed to do? Cherry farming is dull as rocks and we’ve already shot everything interesting for 10 mile radius,” I replied.

Pa looked at me with dark, piercing eyes, my eyes and my face give or take a couple decades. Everypony always said I look exactly him when he was my age. We share the same sapphire blue coat and black mane. We even have the same “sexy” wings my Ma embarases me about every Hearts and Hooves day. Everytime Pa stared at me like that I’m reminded of how much we’re alike and how much of a disappointment I must be to him.

“Ranger,” he said, “no matter where you are or what you’re doing you are responsible for your honor. Once you lose it then nopony will trust or respect you. Stealing things for the sake of boredom is not something a stallion of honor can do. Do you understand?”

“Yes sir,” I replied. staring down at my plate.

“Buck, do you understand?”

“If I had another really good reason to steal something, would that count as a strike on my honor.” Smack! He got it alright. My brother always was a bit of a smart arse. This attitude earned him far more stern looks from our folks than me, but unlike me he seemed immune to them. Maybe that’s because he didn’t have a mirror effect with pa like me. Buck’s red-brown coat, tawny mane, and lack of wings all came from the Cherry side of our family.

“I know you boys don’t like farm life,” Ma said calmly, “but it’s a good one.”

“And a useful one,” Aunt Jubilee, “Why your ma and I would be up to our necks in work if you two weren’t around to lend a hoof and who’s better at smokin’ out those groundhogs than my favorite nephews.”

Not to mention your only nephews. Seriously finding groundhogs isn’t that hard. You don’t need tracks on your flank to do it and Buck has dozens of guns now. I’m sure you could learn to shoot if you tried. Heck, Pa’s bucking Long Shot, the best shooter in Equestria. Just have him-” My internal rant was interrupted by the smell of wood burning. “Hey, do you guys smell that?”

Aunt Jubilee screamed, “The fields!”

We jumped into action immediately. Pa and I flew to gather whatever clouds we could as the rest ran to fight the rapidly spreading fire. Most of the east field was already ablaze. Without a proper fire station or weather team in town it was up to us to put it out.

It took Pa and me longer than I would have liked to find enough clouds to make a decent drizzle. The damn Cloudsdale weather ponies only send us the scraps and leftovers from the northern storms. When we got our little storm cloud to the fire our family had already made a fire line to protect our farmhouse and the rest of the crop. Judging by the scorch marks strewn throughout the line, Buck used this opportunity to break out his dynamite cache. Luckily it didn’t seem to make make things any worse.

“Ya ready pa?” I called. He didn’t answer me. Instead he studied the inferno. I could tell by his expression that Pa found something suspicious about it. “Pa what’s wrong?”

“This fire ain’t natural. It’s spread too fast for a windless night like this. Take care of this Ranger. I need to check on something.” He took off towards the house.

The rain turned the tide against the fire. With the trees damped and the worst of the fire extinguished it was an easy task to take care of the remainder.

“Whewee,” exclaimed Aunt Jubilee, “Good work y’all. That was a close one.” She surveyed the charred field and said, “looks like we got our work cut out for us this year. How do ya think it’ll take to grow replacements Blossom?”

Ma calculated the growth of her cherry trees in her head, “Maybe two or three years to full size if all goes well.”

“Well, then we better hop to it come morning. How are you boys up for some hole digging tomorrow?”

Buck groaned, “Unless this digging involves sticks of dynamite I’m not interested.”

“Haven’t you done enough for tonight Buck?” Ma berated.

“Yes but I’m behind on my weekly explosion quota. If I don’t fill it tomorrow then the whole month will be screwed up.”

“Buck, please just-” Bang! A shot rang out from the house. We galloped inside to see what was wrong. We found Pa collapsed on the floor of our family room. His gun lay next to him smoking at the barrel. He had a nasty blow to the head. The entire room bore the signs of a struggle. Ma rushed over to Pa’s side crying, “Long Shot! Honey are you ok. Speak to me.” Pa only groaned in response, going unconscious. “Honey, try to stay awake. Tell us what happened.”

“Blossom,” Aunt Jubilee called from a shattered display case tucked in the corner of the room, “the Star is missing. Somepony stole it.”

I suppose none of ya’ll ever heard of the Lucky Star of Cherrio Ranch. Most folks from out of town haven’t. The Star is the reason why there’s a successful cherry farm in the middle of the desert. Almost a hundred years years ago when ponies started settling the southern land, my great Grandpa Cherry Pit was looking to stake a claim on some good land. However, his search yielded no fruit. By the time he got to Dodge, which was no more than a train depot at the time, he had all but given up on his search. The night of his arrival, Cherry Pit looked up to the night sky and wished and hoped and prayed for his dream to come true. The stars must have heard his plea, because no later than 5 minutes later a meteor fell out of the sky and crashed into Cherry Pit’s camp. When the dust settled Pit found the soil in and around the crater became soft and loamy perfect for planting crops, but that was not all. In the center of the impact was a stone that shone like a literal star. Over the years, the Star became the Cherry family’s lucky charm and the key to their success. Somepony stealing it is not just the theft of a valuable heirloom, it’s an attack on the livelihood of the entire town of Dodge.

When Aunt Jubilee pointed out the star’s absence my mind shot into overdrive. I scanned the room and began to see the pattern of the conflict. I could make out the impressions of an unfamiliar set of hoofprints on the carpet. The events that transpired floated before my eyes. However, I couldn’t get the whole picture with so many others in the room. “Get Pa to the kitchen,” I told them, “I need the room.”

Ma nodded, “Buck, would you please help me move him? Jubilee, we need some ice and bandages right away.”

When the room cleared, I could see the unfamiliar tracks clear as day. Immediately, I noticed something unusual about the tracks. The right front hoofprint seemed deeper than the others. I might have assumed the intruder had a limp, but the pace was normal and he clearly had full mobility during the struggle. The intruder entered through the back door after we left to fight the fire. Obviously, the fire was a diversion to get at the star. Pa came in while he was trying to pick the lock and a fight ensued. The battle appeared even until the intruder… appeared behind Pa and struck him with the heavy hoof. The intruder then smashed the display case, grabbed the Star, and vanished, no teleported. So that narrowed things down to only a third of the ponies in Equestria.

I went into the kitchen to the kitchen to check on Pa and tell the others what I found. Luckily, Pa was still conscious enough to support my deductions. Unluckily, Pa couldn’t remember much else about the intruder. His features were covered by a cloak.

“Good heavens Long Shot,” Aunt Jubilee said, “can’t ya remember anything else?”

“Hold it… yeah I think so. He had a shiny hoof, like it was made of metal. I think that’s what he clobbered me with.”

I gathered all the evidence in my head, “So we’re looking for a unicorn with a metal hoof that could be anywhere in the country by now. This should be easy.”

Pa laughed painfully, “That’s the spirit Ranger. Don’t worry, unless he planned on trecking the desert or knows about a train I don’t, there’s only one way he can go, north along the old wagon trail.”

Buck nodded, “So we find this bastard, maybe put a few holes in him, then arrest him for theiv’n and assault. Sounds good to me.”

“You boys will have to do this without me,” Pa said glumly, “I’m dizzy just lying here. It’ll be some time till I get back in action.”

“You mean you’re not coming,” I asked. I always wanted to join my Pa in one of his adventures. Now that one has come around it was hard to imagine him staying out of it.

“You two were saying you wanted some action. Now you have it. It’s time to start your own adventures, but first Blossom get my hat and gun.”

Pa’s most prized possessions in the world were his six-shooter and his hat. The gun was a pearl-handled heirloom that was his father’s father’s. The hat was a black leather minnetonka given to him by his old buffalo sidekick as an inheritance (don’t ask me why the buffalo insist on using their dead kin to make houses and hats. It’s some sort of ancestral strength thing).

“It’s best to start your journey with the right tools in hoof. Buck, you always wanted to shoot my gun. Now it’s your to keep. May it never miss your mark.”

Buck looked like a foal at Hearth’s Warming, “Awesome! Thanks Pa.”

“Ranger, the hat was the last gift my best friend gave me, but not the greatest. He gave his life to pay for a mistake I made long ago. For me, this is a reminder of the responsibility I have for those who follow me. I hope that this will be the same for you.” I’m not entirely sure what he meant by that I’ve never led anypony in my life, but I took the cool hat anyway.

“As sheriff of Dodge City I hereby deputize you to find arrest my attacker and retrieve the Star of Cherrio Ranch,” Pa said with a smile, “Now you best get your gear. Your quarry already has a head start.”

So Close Yet So Far

This fella was really difficult to track down. As we followed his trail north then east along the Rein River, I lost him probably a dozen times. He used every trick in the book to mask his progress. He buried his camp fires, dipped into the river, and made a few little wild goose chases for us to follow. But after a while he dropped stealth and focused on his destination, Baltimare.

I ain’t been to Baltimare before, but I really wish I had. The city didn’t feel like a city in any way. None of the buildings rose above five stories and all of them had a colonial charm that remind me of those hundred year old photos my folks keep in the attic. Unfortunately, going into town meant we lost our target’s trail in the winding cobblestone streets.

Without any more leads Buck and I headed to the center of town. There we found a busy market square. Dozens of stalls were lined up like corn before a massive courthouse with a clock tower that rose above the rooftops. Buck whistled, “That definitely beat our grandfather clock back home. Guess folks round here don’t need to buy any watches. So what’s our plan of action Ranger?”

“How bout we ask around for any sightings. A metal hoofed unicorn is surely bound to turn some heads and you know what Jubilee says.”

“Darn it Buck stop stuffing bombs down the toilet?”

“No the other thing.”

“No dessert for you?”

“Ugh, no the thing about sales ponies.”

“Oh, that one! Ahem, a sales pony is a more reliable news source than any newspaper. You don’t really believe that do you?”

“Well, this is the best opportunity to find out.” I approached the nearest vendor, some middle aged earth pony mare selling various flowers, and said, “Howdy.”

“Hello there sir,” she replied, “and what a magnificent morning it is. Will you be purchasing some of my fantastic flowers today? I’ve got beautiful blue bells, romantic roses, terrific tulips, perfect pansies, majest…“

“Actually ma’am, we were wondering if you know anything about any interesting ponies passing through recently.”

“Ah you want a taste of the scandalous scoop eh?” the gal leaned over the stall counter and whispered, “What is it you want to know?”

“Why are you talking so weird?” Buck asked before I could ask the real question.

She smiled and replied, “It’s my stupendous shtick. With this shtick I stick out compared to my stinky competitors. You get it?”

Buck looked completely confused, “your stupendous stinky shit stick helps you shtick… what? Ugh, I hate tongue twisters.”

I cleared my throat to gain the sales pony’s attention, “actually we’re looking for some pony, a unicorn with a metal hoof. Have you seen him?”

The sales pony’s smile vanished like a candle in the wind. Her eyes darted back and forth as if she was afraid of being watched. She nervously attempted to smile again and said, “Oh… um… I’m sorry I don’t know anypony by that description. No pony does. You should probably just give up searching for… who ever that is.” She glanced up at the clock tower. “Oh look at the time! I really need to close up shop. Maybe you can get you tulips tomorrow.” She hastily packed away her things and put up a closed sign

“But it’s only One in the afternoon,” Buck replied incredulously.

“Uh… yeah I close early because… reasons. Goodbye.” With that she took off at a brisk trot, never looking back.

“Hey, wait,” I yelled after her, but she just kept going. “That was strange.”

Buck nodded, “The way that gal was acting I would of sworn she just saw the Headless Horse. Then again she didn’t seem there to begin with.”

It was clear to us that our tin legged friend was much more than we initially thought. A couple conversations proved as much. The instant any pony heard mention of this metal legged unicorn they would clam up like their own hometown chowder.

We were asking around for maybe a half hour when some pony yelled, “stop thief!”

We turned to see a young earth pony colt running as fast as he could from a unicorn sales pony with an apple in his mouth. He might have gotten away if the unicorn didn’t grab hold with his magic.

The colt dropped his apple, yelling, “Hey no fair! Magic is cheating! Come on let me go. It’s just an apple.”

“It was MY apple you little rat,” The unicorn replied, “Nopony steals my produce and gets away with it!” From the look on his face, the unicorn intended something much worse than a slap on the wrist for a crime so petty. I decided it would be best for some cooler heads to intervene or at least some heads that have no business there.

“Whoa there buddy,” I called to the unicorn, “what the hay is going on here?”

“This doesn’t concern you mister. I’m just teaching this thief a lesson he’ll never forget.”

“Beg your pardon but seems to me you’re over reacting a smidge. Apples are dirt cheap and it ain’t like you can sell it now anyways.”

“Hah! You don’t know a thing! This punk has been stealing from me for ages. Now I’ve had enough of it.”

“Only because I have to eat you pinhead,” The colt exclaimed, “Do you think I would do this if I could afford it?”

The kid certainly looked like a needy soul. His yellow coat was grimy, his mane looked like a rat’s out house, and he was much too skinny for his own good. I looked over to Buck and adjusted my hat to signal him to follow my lead, a trick we’ve been doing since we were foals. When Buck returned the signal I asked the unicorn, “Ya’ll get yer fruit from the Apple family right?”

The unicorn nodded and I smiled. “Well this here problem is already fixed. From now on every apple this kid eats is on our family.”

The unicorn raised his eyebrow, “you’re Apples?”

“Eeyup,” replied Buck, “right down to the core.”

“Just take yer expenses out of yer payments for our apple and it’ll be done lickety split. We don’t mind.”

Thinking back, that unicorn must have been a moron to believe me. I never so much as asked his name or which part of the Apple family he gets his fruit from in the first place. Not to mention that if he just took a glance at my wings he could plainly see I ain’t an Apple. Instead all his eyes saw was the flash of gold. He began rubbing his chin and asked me, “so your family will really pay back all my loses.”

The unicorn was about as subtle as a buffalo stampede. Even a blind, deaf granny could see that he had no honest intentions in this arrangement, but I had him herded right where I wanted him. Now all I needed to do was to make the shot. “Of course,” Buck said, “There ain’t an Apple alive or dead that would ever cheat their fellers.”

“You have a deal!” the unicorn exclaimed. He quickly dropped the colt, shook my hoof, and ran off.

The colt smirked, “thank you mister for getting me outta that jam. Well, I should probably get going.” He tried to bolt but I blocked his escape with my wing.

“Hold on there kid. We ain’t done with you yet,” I told him.

“You need to help us find some pony and we won’t take no for an answer, “Buck stated grumpily. We’ve both had enough of ponies dodging the question like a rampaging bull.

“Oh you mean Iron Hoof?”

“Don’t you try to deny it! We know something is u- wait what? How did you know we would ask that and, more importantly, why aren’t you running away in fear.”

“One, I overheard you talking to some of the shopkeepers earlier and two, I not scared of Iron Hoof like all the grown-ups are.”

I raised an eye brow at this, “wait a minute. How were your able to overhear us?” the answer immediately dawned on me. I quickly checked my saddle bags and discovered my bag of bits missing. I turned back to the kid to find him holing it in his with a smug look on his face. With a swipe of my wing, I took my money back and stashed it back where it belongs. “Don’t do that! Now who is this Iron Hoof fella and what can you tell us about him.”

“There isn’t much I could tell. Nopony knows if that’s even his real name or not. He sometimes comes through town every once in a while. When he does everypony just looks the other way and pretend he isn’t there. I’m not scared of him, but he’s still… creepy. I never go near him.”

I drew breath slowly. Just what sort of pony were we dealing with here? “Do you know where he went?”

“He came through at about dawn today. Headed straight to the docks. I think there’s some big deal going on down there. Come on, I’ll show you.” The colt run off down on of the side streets and we followed him.

After running through the winding streets of Baltimare we arrived at the docks. A large crowd was gathered the ships moored there. One in particular seemed to have every pony’s attention. It was a beautiful old-fashioned sailing ship ripped straight from one of my adventure books. The hull was painted with blue and silver. Intricate carvings lined the sides leading up to the figure head, an alicorn mare that I didn’t recognize. It is probably some mythical or ancient alicorn the ship builders were familiar with. At the bow of the ship, a group of nobles were waiting for some sort of speech to begin.

“What the hay is all this about,” I asked the kid.

“The shipyard’s been working on some special project for about a year. I guess this is it.”

Buck eyed the vessel, “What’s so special about it? When ya put it put against that battle ship over yonder, there ain’t a comparison.”

The kid shrugged, “maybe it’s a personal yacht for one of those fancy prancers up there.”

Buck didn’t look convinced, “what sort of yacht has cannons? Besides my own dream boat of course.”

We didn’t need to wait much longer for an answer. One of the nobles stepped forward to a microphone and cleared his throat. The crowd went quiet. “My fellow ponies. Think for a moment of what Equestria would be without our beloved Princess Celestia. For a thousand years, we have lived in unmatched peace and prosperity thanks to her guidance. Like the sun she raises every morning, she warms and enlightens the world. Again like the sun, without her it would be a much colder, crueler place. For that we owe her our eternal gratitude.

‘In a few short days, we will celebrate the thousandth Summer Sun Celebration. What better opportunity is there to show Celestia how much we love her? So as a gift to her highness, we, the ponies of Baltimare, this vessel. A ship that embodies Celestia’s and indeed Equestria’s greatest strength, the unity of the three great pony tribes. The making of this ship was possible because of the efforts of ponies hailing from all over Equestria. Here they have united to create the world’s first Alicorn class frigate, the Sisterhood.’

Just as he said the ship’s name, the ship’s crew in the masts released the sails. These weren’t your normal kind of sails. They were made of thousands of multicolored feathers creating a mosaic picture of a sun peeking over the horizon. I must it was mighty pretty. But that was not all. As the wind caught the sails, the ship creaked and rose up out of the water like it was lighter than air. The crowd was awestruck by the feat and gave a cheer.

As the cheering ended, the noble continued, “These sails are made of thousands of Pegasus feather and magically charged to make the ship lighter than air. The Sisterhood is more maneuverable than any sea bound vessel and is far safer than balloons. It can take Princess Celestia anywhere in the world and keep her safe forevermore.” There was another round of applause. “This masterpiece of engineering, this gift to the noblest of rulers will have its maiden voyage on the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville to be presented to her majesty just before the dawn. So she may raise the sun standing upon it and usher in a new millennia of her eternal rule. I only hope that, with this, we may contribute to that rule.”

The noble pony finally ended his speech. He returned to his fellows as the crowd began to leave. The gaggle of nobles were shaking hooves with him like he just won the rodeo. That’s when I caught a glint of metal amongst them. Only one of them unicorns was not celebrating with the others. He just stood there unmoving. It was difficult to see him from where I stood. His steel grey coat and lightish colored mane didn’t exactly pop out. I might have missed him entirely if the sun didn’t reflect off his leg in a way that caught my eye, his leg made of metal.

I grinned and said,” Buck I think I found our quarry!” I pointed out Iron Hoof for my brother.

“It’s about time,” Buck exclaimed, “let’s get on up there and introduce him to the business end of a shotgun.” Buck indicate to the loaded shotgun he had slung over his back where he could get it quickly along with all of his ammo. Thank goodness I convinced him not to bring any of his explosives. Ponies already gave us enough suspicious glares as it was.

“Hold on, he’s moving.” Iron Hoof, the speech giver, and some other unicorn stepped away from the group and down below decks. I quickly scanned the ship. The gangway and main deck was guarded by about 5 or 6 royal guards. Fortunately they seemed to be there to escort the nobles and maintain crowd control. Still the main entrance was a no go. “We need to get on board without anypony noticing. If Iron Hoof is friendly with them nobles, I doubt the guards would let us just arrest him. Oh before we go thanks for helping us kid.” I faced where I thought the colt was but he was nowhere in sight. I guess he didn’t want to hang around after he got us here. I checked my saddlebag and found my bit bag once again. “Well shoot. Our guide ran off with our money.”

Buck shrugged, “that’s what you get when you don’t book a vacation with a licensed travel agency.”

“I’ll ask him for a refund after we get the Star back. Now let’s catch our other thief while we can.”

Getting onto the Sisterhood was a lot easier than I thought it would be. All the ship’s gun ports were open so I simply had to fly Buck up and across to them. Thankfully there was Nopony on that level when we entered. We moved toward rear of the ship, looking for Iron Hoof and his companions.

Out of nowhere, Buck chuckled to himself. I shot him an inquisitive look. He smiled and said a little loudly, “I was just thinking about this boat’s name. I mean seriously? The Sisterhood? That has to be the least threatening name for a warship ever. Why not use something cooler or at least something that makes sense as a gift to the Princess.”

I shrugged and responded in a more hushed tone, “Yeah Sisterhood is certainly a weird choice for Celestia’s flagship. There ain’t nopony like her and never was. Humph, unless if you believe in Nightmare Moon.”

“Ooooh the Nightmare. Hah, I’d sooner believe them Daring Do novels are biographies.”

“Or a sonic rainboom!”

“Or that we’re all in some made up world for the sake of some idiot’s entertainment!”

“Well I wouldn’t go that far.”

Suddenly we heard some thumping beyond a cabin door at the stern of the ship. We carefully took out our revolvers and approached it. One we got close enough, we could clearly hear the voices on the other side.

“I hope you made sure that sheriff will not be searching for you Iron Hoof,” said a voice that clearly belonged to the speech-giving noble, “The last thing we need is some gold hearted old hound sniffing around Baltimare or worse Canterlot.”

A deep, confident voice replied, “Don’t worry Minister. Sheriff will not be bothering us anytime soon. That should be plenty of time for us to shift the blame on to one of the usual suspects. We can plant the star there and Nopony would be the wiser. If there ARE any loose ends a few memory spells should be enough to smooth things out. Am I right Professor Lotso Love?”

A third, rather nervous voice responded, “Oh, um, yes yes your that should work quite well Mr. Hoof, provided a little time and so long as the memories will not be missed upon removal.”

I leaned down to look through the door’s key hole. Beyond was a windowed cabin. I couldn’t see Iron Hoof, but Professor Lotso and the minister were in plain view. The professor was a blue coated, white maned stallion wearing a suit and tie that screamed that he was a nerd. The minister looked exactly like I imaged a noble to look, creamy white with impossibly gussied up looks. Everything about said arrogance to me.

“Excellent,” the minister said, “Now we may continue to the matter at hoof. Do you have the star with you?”

“Of course,” said Iron Hoof. A faint glow shone to the right of my field of vision. I smiled. We just caught our thief red hoofed. The next step was just to get in there and get it back, but I was curious about why these ponies wanted it so badly. They definitely weren’t the sort I’d normally peg for thieves.

Professor Lotso raised his eyebrows in interest, “dear Celestia! The accounts were correct. That is indeed a fallen star. It’s more beautiful than I imagined.”

“Will it serve our purposes?” asked Iron Hoof.

“Well, uh, theoretically, the magical bond between this star and its brethren should still exist. Thus, communication can be facilitated via the bonds. I will conduct whatever tests I can, but without any staff or equipment I cannot make a 100% accurate prediction in such a short amount of time. Perhaps with a few of my most trusted graduates-”

“No! I will not risk this operation so close to the conclusion. Everything we do from now to the Summer Sun Celebration must be careful and precise. We all know what will happen if we fail.” The other two nodded grimly. Iron Hoof moved on, “Prime Minister, I assume that Celestia is still blind to this?”

“She remains optimistic that her protégé will be able to find and use the elements of harmony on her own. To be perfectly frank, I think I would see a dragon breathe ice before that happens. I’m afraid young Lady Sparkle’s social skills are rather nonexistent.”

Somepony may have responded to that but I was getting bored of the conversation. I turned to Buck and adjusted my hat. Quick as a jackalope, we kicked open the door and stormed into the cabin with our weapons cocked. “Alright everypony freeze! Yer all under arrest,” I yelled.

“What is the meaning of this?” the prime minister said angrily, his face turning red.

I pointed my gun at Iron Hoof, who seemed completely unfazed by the surprise intrusion. In fact, all I could see in grey eyes was smug confidence as he quickly sized us up and the reflection of our Star caught in his magic. It honestly creeped me out a little. It was as if he knew everything about us in a single glance. I tried my best to match his attitude as I responded. “Ain’t it clear? Ya’ll are under arrest for theft, probable conspiracy, and hurting my Pa!”

The prime minister glanced at Iron Hoof, “Care to explain this Iron hoof?”

Iron Hoof grinned, “It appears that old dog sent his pups after me. Now they’re here to bring me to justice.”

I tried to ignore his observation, “Look, ya’ll could do this the easy way and come with us quietly or we can do this the hard way and we’ll force you to come with us.”

“Please choose the hard way. I really want to try this new gun out,” Buck added.

“Sweet Celestia, you are actually serious,” the prime minister said.

“You bet we are!”

The professor and noble looked a little nervous, but Iron Hoof remained as cool as a sundae. “I don’t suppose you two could be persuaded to forgive and forget this situation. I am deeply sorry for the grief I’ve caused your family and will give you whatever compensation you may need it put your minds at ease.”

I snorted, “I don’t care for any of your compensation. Give me the Lucky Star now!”

Buck was on a different page. “How much are we talking here?” he asked.

“Buck, remember who sent us here.”

“Oh, right Ranger. Forget about what I said creep and put ‘em up. We don’t care what you have to offer.”

Iron Hoof passed the Star to Professor Love, who backed out of the way along with the minister. Iron Hoof focused on us and said, “Good. I wasn’t offering in the first place. Now, let us see if you are more of a challenge than your father.” He dropped into a battle stance ready for our attack.

Buck and I made the first move, rapidly firing our guns at Iron Hoof. He quickly diverted the bullets with his magic. We only managed to get two shots off before his horn flashed and Buck’s shotgun fired on his back, injuring him. Taking advantage of our surprise, Iron Hoof grabbed Buck in his magic and threw him across the room. I opened fire again, but as soon as I pulled the trigger, he teleported. He was doing the exact same trick he pulled with Pa. I spun around and fired as he tried to attack me from behind. He teleported again and I fired at him again and again and… he wasn’t there? Just as I noticed the change in the pattern, Iron Hoof’s hoof came down on my back. I collapsed felt a searing pain in my wing. I struggled to get Iron Hoof off of me, but I couldn’t. It was Buck that finally tackled him off me. However, the wounded Buck didn’t last long against him. Iron Hoof reversed positions with Buck and started beating him. I had to end this now if we were to win and get out before Somepony investigated the gunshots. I picked my pistol up, cocked the hammer and aimed at Iron Hoof’s head. The bastard must have heard me because he faced me immediately

I hesitated. Iron Hoof didn’t move a muscle. His horn never glowed. He just stared at me calmly. It was like he was testing me. Then he said, “You won’t do it.”

But I did. I couldn’t force Iron Hoof to surrender now. He had all the advantages. The only way for me to win was to shoot him and damn me to Tartarus I was not going to let him win. So I pulled the trigger, the gun clicked on an empty chamber, and I had just enough time to curse myself for not counting my shots before everything went dark.

Author's Note

Well that took a lot longer than I wanted. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I hope to finish more in this story and Love and War in the near future. Please like and comment if you want.