Some little, tiny carrots, please
"Well, even though this is a little talent show, I might as well tell you a story about Angel Bunny," Fluttershy said to her animal friends. They all clapped in agreement.
Angel (Fluttershy's singing)
Fluttershy
Some little, tiny carrots, please (Parody of Discord's glass of water song)
Some tiny, little carrots, please,
With a glaze of honey from the bees;
And some sausage with no grease,
Whenever you can cook it.
Umm, okay Angel
And while I wait for my desert,
Could you get me a green grass skirt?
With flowers piled up oh so high!
Whenever you can fetch it.
Are you going to a party or something?
Of course not!
My goodness, yes, I might be late!
For my secret, fancy date,
So grab my suit and grab my tie!
I shall be going away,
Aye!
And while you stay right here,
Yes you, Fluttershy dear;
I may be away for about a year,
So please, have no fear!
Secret date?! Gone for a year!? What on earth are you talking about Angel?!
Just some 'mystery plans'..
And since I am going out,
I will bring you back, without a doubt;
Something tasty, something yummy
How about some flowers?
Or how about a nice baguette?
Or a new best friend who's name is Chet?
Or maybe I can bet, yes!
Animals galore!
But.. Angel, I have no idea what your talking about, please tell me!
Rather not dear, very busy.
I'll be grateful for your help with me,
Until the bitter end
So why don't we go for tea?
Or sit by the birch tree?
Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
I guess..
So, who's ready for my big reprise?
Angel!
I'd like some tiny carrots, please
Something that has lots of cheese!
Some fine silk hankies for when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es
Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
A cuddle with a Pekingese
A singing harp who's named Louise
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these
And just because I oughta...
Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!
