Saints Row: Equestria

The Emperor of the Saint Empire sighed slightly as he stepped onto the crib ship that he hasn't used ever since he defeated Zinyak, and smiled behind his visor when he saw Kinzie, Shaundi, Johnny Gat, and Pierce along with a good amount of Zin and Human crewmen, as well as a few soldiers in the midst. He stepped over to his four well trusted friends, and nodded to each one of them before he laid eyes on Kinzie. "So, everything ready for our little enterance?"

Kinzie nodded as she folded her arms, seeming to not be happy with being here. "Yeah, everything is in place, though I'd rather just go in, get the whole grab and research thing done quickly, and get back just as fast."

The Emperor folded his arms in response, a smirk behind his visor. "Still enhancing our weapons and armor?"

She shook her head and looked to the side. "No, I'm working on enhancing our food and water so we'd be able to feed more people. That way we could have more in your Empire."

The Emperor grunted in response, and began walking for the cockpit of the ship, intending the deal with the subject later. "Alright, let's just get the trip over with, and take a look around the planet."

Kinzie sighed in response. "Yes, Boss."

...A Few Hours Later...

The Emperor smiled as he landed the ship, and headed for the airlock as he noticed two Human and two Zin guards coming over to be his said guards. Once they stood in front of the airlock, the Emperor clapped his hands together. "Now, let's see what this world has in store for us, shall we?"

With that said, he activated the holographic switch, and watched as the doors opened up, revealing a massive palace in front of the ship, with a large front yard, and quite a few guard ponies aiming spears at them. This made the emperor chuckle slightly as he hopped down to the ground, his four guards doing the same, and the Emperor clapped his hands as he walked forward. This caused the guards to get in his way, and aim their spears at his face, which made him step back, raising his hands in reaction, and a small smirk on his face. "Looks like they don't take kindly to guests."

His guards aimed their laser rifles at them, which made the guards step back slightly to form a formation, while the Emperor saw a tall and regal pony with a horn and wings, pure white, a flowing rainbow mane, and a tattoo of a sun on her ass. This simply made the Emperor chuckle, and fold his arms as she was soon in front of him. She then spoke. "Greetings, alien. My name is Princess Celestia, and you are?"

The Emperor let his arms fall to his side, and he shrugged. "I'm the Emperor of the Saints Empire, though most people just call me Boss."

Celestia raised an eyebrow. "What about your name?"

"That's not really important, just go with Boss or Emperor, hell, even Mr. President would do."

Celestia narrowed her eyes at him. "I would prefer to be given your name."

"And I said it's not important, you can figure it out when I feel like sharing it."

This made Celestia slightly annoyed. "I am afraid you cannot just show up, and not even give us something to call you by."

"I already did, Boss, Emperor, or Mr. President."

"But those are titles."

"Again, I don't plan on sharing my name. Drop it, or I'll have my guards start shooting."

Celestia went wide eyed at that, and stayed silent for a few minutes. Finally she just sighed, and nodded. "Very well, Mr. President." He smiled behind his visor. "Allow me to welcome you to Equestria, home of the ponies." A Zin soldier snorted in response, gaining a glare from a pony guard. "I wish to know a few things, and in exchange I am willing to tell you what you wish about the ponies."

The Emperor clapped his hands together, and smiled widely behind his visor as he glanced at his guards. "Come on, guys. We got some things to talk about."

They nodded in response, and Celestia did the same, trotting towards the front gates of the Palace while the Emperor and his guards followed close behind. As they walked, Celestia spoke. "I am curious about something, do you plan to be peaceful, or hostile?"

The Emperor smirked again. "Keep from pissing me off, or getting in my way, and the worst thing you'd need to worry about is me pimp slapping a guy for touching my armor or guns."

Celestia gulped slightly, and nodded as they soon entered the Palace, and were walking down a hallway. This made the Emperor whistle as he began turning around while walking. "Damn... now this place is impressive." He then grew a thoughtful look. "Wonder how this place would look with Fluer De Lis Banners... Maybe a bit of purple here and there..."

Celestia casted him a worried glance, but continued walking as she tried to ignore his... view of things. She can feel the corruption within him, the darkness he'd be willing to spread just to get his way, the evilness of murder and slaughter. She will have to continue this very lightly, or else she may start a war if she doesn't treat him right.

They soon entered the throne room, and the Emperor gave out another whistle. "Well kill me and burn my corpse to the ground, this place is fancy!"

Celestia gasped upon hearing that. "W-Would you truly do something so cruel to yourself?!"

He rolled his eyes at her from under his visor. "Fuck no, but I like trying to come up with new sayings. Get bored of the same one after a while."

Now Celestia was slightly annoyed by him, but didn't show it as she trotted over to the throne, sat down, and looked at him. "Now, we agreed to answer each other's questions, correct?" The Emperor nodded. "Then I will go first. What is your species called?"

The Emperor clapped his hands together, walking forward in a casual way. "Well, there's more then one race for sure. But the ones I haven't seen are in the simulation back on the ship." Celestia raised an eyebrow. "So, there are the Humans, who were abducted by those guys, the Zin. Their leader was called Zinyak, and let me tell you, he was a know-it-all freak who thought he could enslave Mankind, with all his soldiers going along willingly." Celestia was wide eyed. "He misjudged me and my friends, and we got out of said simulation, until Zinyak blew up our home planet, Earth." Celestia gasped in horror. "Well, they say don't piss off the lion, and they really pissed off the Third Street Saints. So, I hacked his entire simulation... with a little help from my friends, and I attacked his ship, got this sweet ass armor, badassed my way through his defence lines, and ripped his fucking head off." Celestia gasped again and began gagging. "Then I took over his empire and used their time machine to take Earth back, as well as grow my empire ten fold, colonizing planets, and taking planets from other races who didn't accept our offer of joining forces." He then dusted off his shoulder. "So yeah, that's pretty much the whole thing that got me to where I am today ."

Celestia just stared at him in horror, and then spoke through her slightly cracking voice. "W-W-What do you intend t-t-to do to us?"

The Emperor thought for a moment. "Well, I could do a ton of things really, enslave you all, make you all go extinct, put you all in the simulation and take your homeworld for ourselves... hell, we could just offer an alliance and make your race part of our Empire." He folded his arms and gave a thoughtful expression. "So many choices, so little time."

As he began to walk back and forth in thought, Celestia gulped in fear, and tried to think quickly, then thought of something. "Might you choose to make an alliance with our kind? And we work together instead of you killing or enslaving us all? It would be more profitable, and you'd get a lot more out of it."

The Emperor stopped in his tracks, and glanced at her. "What kind of Profit?"

Celestia began to feel hope. "Well, we can offer you forces unlike your own, money, scientific research from our kind, and many other things that would aid your Empire."

The Emperor thought on that, and continued to walk back and forth, until he stopped, and snapped his fingers. "Women! We need to find more women! Hookers, Prostitutes, and large dildos!" The Zin and Human guards raised eyebrows at him. "We'd also need to change a few places here into hooker bars, clubs, cribs, and a new White House for sure!" He shuddered in delight. "Ohho! Jet Hangers, Air Hockey, Hookers, Stripper Poles in the bedrooms, maybe even some more porn websites as well as internet!" He laughed maniaclly. "THAT'S PERFECT!" He turned to Celestia. "You, my new, wonderful friend you, have got yourself a deal. We will begin our work immediately, and you are just going to love what we do to the place."

He then motioned his guards to follow. "Come on, boys, we got work to do."

They rushed after him as Celestia just sat there, wide eyed, slack jawed, and confusion written all over her face. She slowly moved her mouth for a few minutes, then closed them, looked at a guard, and spoke the first thing she could think of. "What just happened?"