Discord said "Go clean my underwear."

Spike's eyes grew big after he heard that. Spike went over to the laundry pile, and saw the dirty underwear. Spike hesitated but then got a shovel, picked up the pile, and threw it into the washing machine. Spike saw the underwear all shiny and clean.

"Hahahahahahhahahahahah!" laughed Discord. "I don't even WEAR underpants!

This got Spike MAD! Spike's nostrils flared and he blew his green fire on Discord, which turned him to dust. But Spike just realized: he burned the page as well!

"NOO!" what have I DONE?!" cried Spike.

Spike then was teleported into a giant gem wonderland. Rarity was there.

She said, "where's my Spikey-wikey?!" Spike said, "Right here!" Rarity walked over to Spike. Rarity went up to Spike's lips and was about to kiss him, when..she turned into a gem?! Spike was so confused at what had happened. He looked around the gem wonderland, and ate a few gems, then forgot about Rarity. He was in paradise. Discord popped up right in front of him, angrily.

"You value gems more than FRIENDSHIP?!" said Discord.

Spike replied, "No, it's just--"

"JUST TERRIBLE! I wouldn't do that myself!" said Discord.

Spike grew in size. Spike noticed little wings sprouting out of his back. They grew into large dragon wings. Spike's arms and legs got longer, and his voice became more rough. Spike saw a vision: He saw two scientist ponies next to some kind of artificial purple egg. Wait a second--that's Spike's egg! Spike teleported back home, feeling sad because he thought he was an actual dragon, not a test experiment. The CMC got in the way of Spike's path back home. Sweetie Belle told Spike if he wanted a gem, Apple Bloom said it could get them a gem cutie mark! Spike took the gem and went home. Twilight asked Spike what happened. Spike said he lost the page but got a flashback. He was a test experiment, possibly a failure...or WAS HE?

Author's Note

Ah, yes. Spike is losing it.