A Dragon's Tale

This alternate ending is about when Discord & Spike both succeed at destroying Equestria, and this is what would happen:

Equestria. Destroyed. Spike & Discord were best pals, they had corrupted the Elements Of Harmony, and turned them into Elements Of Disharmony! Spike & Discord ruled Equestria. 200 years later, A wall-eyed, grey pony had survived the destruction, because she hid underground in a 2-feet hole, and ate muffins for 200 years. Her name was Derpy. She was an Alicorn. How could this be? Derpy used her alicorn magic to imprison both Spike & Discord in stone. Spike's heart was filled with greed, and some pony had to stop him. Derpy then restored the elements of harmony, and used it to create a new Equestria. Derp-Dee-Questria. Derpy had restored the land and spread across Derp-Dee-Questria (let's just call it DDQ from now on) and made a new species. Derp-ponies. Every pony was wall-eyed. Every pony loved muffins. It was a happy ending for Derpy. Or let's say, Princess Derpy. The Mane 6 were both derped as well, and the elements changed into: Muffin, Muffin, Muffin, Muffin, and Muffin. Friendship is...muffins. DDQ was a great world, every pony was forever blessed with muffins.