Chapter 14: Then You Crack the Nuts Inside

Optimus Prime looked up to the main monitor and examined the planet with his own optics for the first time. It was much like Earth in many way, mostly being dominated by water, oxygenated atmosphere, the terrain in general. But this world had a beauty all its own, as this world had much more color than Earth, and the old prime greatly enjoyed everything about it, that is except the Decepticons.

"Jazz, report." Optimus commanded without removing his optics from the giant screen.

"The Sky Spy has located most of our Autobot buddies in a small town that is overlooked my a large castle, they are mingling with the native population while also trying to repair themselves, though the natives are seeming trying to help as well boss!" Jazz replied looking down to his small monitor.

"Natives?" Prime asked, knowing that a planet this rich must have had intelligent life from the start.

"Enquines of many kinds sir." Jazz replied.

"I hope they have good taste, it would be a shame to ruin my finish." Tracks said as he throttled the shuttle up and brought them into the atmosphere.

"I would worry less about your finish Tracks, and more about your aim." Optimus said before standing up.

"Prime?" Jazz said turning around in his chair.

"Autobots, we are going to be battling the Decepticons on a planet that is filled with peaceful life, it is imperitive that we not allow any harm to come to these ponies, or any other species if we can help it." Optimus Prime stated loudly as the speakers in the ship carried out his wisdom.

Every Autobot on the bridge nodded in agreement before turning back to their stations.

Prowl slid through the tight tunnels in a crouch, using one hand to slide him along while the other held his pistol at the ready. The rest of the tunnel seemed to go straight down, Prowl gave off a small smile, as he hadn't been given a good chase since before the war when he was Cybertronian Police, before jumping down feet first into the pit. He landed with a hard, squishy thud, as he looked around he could see no one in sight, though it was dark. Checking himself for injuries he turned on his infrared before moving slowly forward in the large chamber.

There was a loud rumble before he could here the chamber behind him begin to collapse, deciding he'd rather no be entombed inside this planet, at least not while Rainbow Dash was still in danger, Prowl ran straight ahead and into the first tunnel he saw. He fell down several stories before landing inside of a metal box where he was temporarily blinded by the bright lights. Ducking behind a few metal crates, all with Autobot Symbols on them, he watched as the Insecticons strapped the poor mare onto a table and stepped aside. Then Shockwave stepped forward with a small knife protruding from his hand and pointed at her. Prowl jumped out of cover and took quick aim, right behind the Decepticons, before firing his shoulder rockets and rolling back into cover.

"The Autobot followed you!" SHockwave screamed as he jumped out of the way of the missile.

Kickback was blown apart without even turning around, his limbs flying off in different directions, as his two companions turned to fir on Prowl. The said Autobot swung himself out of cover and placed one good shot that took Hardshell's head clean off, before he was shot in the shoulder by Sharpshot.

"No escape Autobot!" Sharpshot's raspy voice echoed throughout the chamber.

"For you." Prowl replied calmly as a grenade rolled under the Decepticon's feet.

"Oh, scra..." Sharpshot detonated, there was nothing left of him except for his head as Prowl walked out from behind his cover.

"Okay Shockwave, just you and me now." Prowl said as he readied his pistol.

He had no response, not even a sound aside from Rainbow's pained breathing on the table. Looking down at the mare Prowl realized that the knife that Shockwave was going to dissect her with was lodged in her throat, the mare herself was looking with a pained expression to the Autobot who stood with a look of great concern crossing his face.

"No time to deal with Shockwave, I need to get you medical help now!" Prowl shouted before blasting her restraints and carefully scooping her up as he transformed.

Charging out of the doorway that slid open automatically Prowl heard the surprised battle cries of several Decepticons as he disappeared into the woods.

Slaughter walked next to the Solar Princess with Grimlock, in his robot mode, walking behind them. After Prowl had left them to go rescue Rainbow Dash there journey had been quiet uneventful as they approached a storm of noise ahead. Celestia stopped when she heard pained screams that sounded like those of their mechanical friends, though each had a much different tone to it.

"Jetfire watch what you are doing man!" Blaster yelled.

"Well if you would hold still it would hurt much less." Jetfire replied with a chuckle.

"Hey I barely got a scratch on me, what do you think you are doing." the red Autobot asked.

"Cannibalizing you for spare parts." Jetfire replied as he closed Blaster up and carried a few parts over to where the Dinobot were.

"Say what?" Blaster said as he ran a quick diagnosis on is systems.

"Don't worry, I didn't take anything vital, just a bunch of extra equipment inside of you." Jetfire stated as he opened Swoop and began working on his systems.

"Like what?" Blaster asked, all the while Swoops optics flickered back on as he let out a sigh.

"Wires to be precise, things that are abundant and can be worked together. Don't worry all your systems should work.

Blaster just shrugged as he walked by Preceptor, who had just finished the final calibrations on his temporary leg. Looking around Blaster saw a pony rolling a large set of speakers up to them before looking up at him with a small smile. Blaster couldn't help himself and transformed as he shrunk to match her size.

"And now for number one on the bottom forty, get down and boogie!" Blaster yelled playfully as he began to play rock music.

Most of the Autobots grabbed their audio receptors and shut them off, though Jetfire didn't seem to care too much. All the while, the white and blue pony just nodded her head with the beat before placing a record on her turntable. Blaster stopped playing music as the last Dinobot stood up, repaired as best they could be with limited resources, and the help of half the ponies in town. Vynal Scratch started up her music and dubstep roared out of the speakers.

"Oh yeah, now this is a mare after my central processor, get down!" Blaster yelled, barely audible over the music, as he added extra strength to it by connecting himself to her turntables.

Celestia laughed as she came into sight of her sister nodding her head to the beat, but with unfathomable speed rushing to hug her older sister.

"Tia, what happened?" Luna asked as she noticed the many scars across her sisters coat.

"First I was tortured by the Decepticons, to which the Autobots and Pinky Pie attempted a valiant rescue, then a Predicaon snagged me and, well if it were not for the mighty Grimlock I would be dead now." Celestia silently cried as she took her sister embrace once more.

Grimlock stepped out into the open and snapped his fingers to the beat, "Me Grimlock like this tune!" he shouted over the music as he too nodded his head.

The other Autobots took notice and turned their audio receptors back on to be greeted with the awesome beat. Most started dancing where they were standing, though the Dinobots all charged their leader and rejoiced in his return.

"Shockwave, tell me, did you at least managed to convert Magnus into a bomb, before you allowed the primary Insecticons to be destroyed?" Megatron yelled so loud that the other Decepticons backed away, but not the scientist who he was questioning.

"Yes my lord, the procedure went without a hitch, and I am pleased to report that the pegasus mare whom Prowl rescued is gravely injured.

Megatron took this news with a smile as he turned his head and saw optics from the woods spying on him. "Come out into the open cowards, unless you wish me to kill you where you hide?"

The Combaticons walked out of the woods without fear, their weapons drawn, and the Decepticon Symbol shining proudly on each.

"And you are?" Megatron inquired.

"We are the Combaticons, warriors of the real Decepticons!" Onslaught yelled as he and his Combaticons charged Megatron.

"Another one of Starscream's pathetic attempts at killing me I assume." Megatron mutter before transforming into a pistol and landing in Soundwave's hands.

Starscream had finished his work on the bridge and looked at the monitor just to see his Combaticons in combat with the Decepticons.

"Onslaught fall back now, that was recon, not an assault." Starscream calmly said over the radio.

"At once Lord Starscream!" Onslaught said before running back into the woods with his brothers right behind him.

"It is so hard to find good help these days." Starscream remarked as he opened the bridge and let the Combaticons through before closing it.

Author's Note

And thus we are left wondering what is happening with Tarantulas and Tigerhawk, rest assured I am working on encorperating them into the story. Oh and poor RD has a knife in her throat, that is anything but good. OP is on his way with his best soldiers and now we have everyone back together at long last. Oh and Starscream has a space bridge...

We can only imagine what comes next in, The Transfomers: Friendship is Universal

Please leave a list of characters you would like to see, from the G1, that I haven't managed to kill yet below. I will be accepting two, since we have Optimus, Jazz, Tracks, Sunstreaker, and Sideswipe already. Bear in mind this is for Autobots and Decepticons, so choose wisely!