It was a wonderful bright sunny day in the Badlands south of Equestria. Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends were sat on a red sheet in the middle of a desert, while having a lovely picnic.
Aside from the blazing heat, the smell of sweat from her nervous friends and their strained smiles on their faces as they watched Twilight wolf down a nice big meaty burger straight from the griffon kingdom this was truly a wonderful day to have a picnic.
Though.. these Badlands would give one a nice break from the painfully bright colors which were a common sight in this world of sapient small horses, who call themselves 'ponies'. To make things even worse, there was just so many damn rainbows everywhere outside these Badlands.
Back home, in a town known as Ponyville the pastel ponies were going about their business on a beautiful sunny day, brought to you by Celestia. But then suddenly there was a horrible electrical buzzing sound and everything turned black and white. The ponies began panicking as they saw many of their fellow ponies fall down in the street.
Across Equestria everything was turning black and white and ponies were collapsing left and right as the terrifying electrical buzzing sound emitted across the land. But just not ponies, but griffons too. And so the griffons retaliated by firing hydrogen bombs at Equestria, which blew cities up and killed many ponies.
In the Badlands, within a dark spooky cave with creepy howling winds flowing through it, there was the mastermind behind this horrible tragedy. A huge, tall horrifying robot monster in a gorilla suit with a deep sea diver helmet, that had two antenna sticking upward on either side of his helmet.
As of right now he was standing upright on two legs before a console near the exit of the cave. Behind him his mechanical abomination, a radio like machine known as the ‘Automatic Billion Bubble Machine’ spewed out bubbles to terrify anyone who would dare enter this cave.
On the screen of the console another robot monster had appeared.
"Extension Ro-Man, X-J-3, reporting to Guidance Ro-Man. I salute you."
"You are late, fifteen minutes!"
"Gravitational pull is stronger than reported, point over eight hundred times higher than our planet."
"Accepted. Report!"
"May I ask first for other news?"
"Granted. No life has been discovered on any other planets. Equis is our only rival."
"The Hu-Pony knew about atomic energy, but had not mastered the cosmic ray. Wherever I directed the calcinator beam, they crumbled. At first, the fools thought it came from one among their many nations. They began destroying each other with hydrogen bombs."
"I want facts, not words!"
"Fact A, my pulse has been reduced to plus zero zero."
"Reject! Pair off!"
"Pa--? But great guidance, I approved it! My energizer has scan-checked by square feet. No life above lepidoptera level exists."
"My computator is more accurate. In the 22nd category, there is an error of sixteen billionths."
"The great one is never wrong. Then there are, perhaps, six people left on this planet?"
"Not perhaps—precisely. Find and destroy the Hu-Ponies! Then report back."
Ro-Man switched off the screen and walked out of the cave.
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Twilight Sparkle and her friends were having a wonderful picnic in the middle of a radiated wasteland. Surprisingly, none of them were sick or mutated in any way.
"Uh, Twilight… " began Fluttershy whilst she rubbed the back of her head nervously.
"Yes, Fluttershy?"
"How come we’re not dead?"
"Because magic."
All her friends hummed in agreement, apart from Fluttershy.
"But--
"You dare question me?!" she said glaring daggers at her.
"No!" she squeaked.
"Good. Now you pass the---Aahahah! Mmmm, oooooh yeah!" a strange like satellite dish machine came out from Twilight’s butthole, which projected a holographic image of the horrifying Ro-Man.
"Hu-Ponies! If you surrender now you shall receive a quick and painless death."
"Never!" Twilight shouted while flaring her wings, while her friends waved their hooves angrily.
"Very well, you’re death shall be indescribable. Ro-Man out!" The satellite went back inside Twilight's butthole.
The Ro-Man knew exactly where the Hu-Ponies were… right around the corner from his cave. So, Ro-Man walked toward the Hu-Ponies.
The Ponies gasped in shocked as Ro-Man slowly walked toward them.
"Twilight, what do we do?!" screamed Rarity.
"We use the magic of sex to defeat Ro-Man!" she said sexfully with bedroom eyes.
With that the six sexy ponies began waving their butts at Ro-Man, which caused Ro-Man to stop in his tracks.
"Ro-Man… is confused. The Hu-Ponies’ erotic display is making me confused." His massive penis deployed. "Ro-Man don’t want to kill Hu-Ponies anymore. Ro-Man want to have sex with them." Ro-Man came to the ponies and began cock slapping them across their faces. "Ro-Man likes sexy Hu-Ponies."
"Mmmm! Ohhhh yeah!" moaned Twilight sexfully as the satellite dish came out her butthole again and projected a holographic image of the Great Guidance.
"Earth Ro-man, you violate the law of plan. Fact: you have found the Hu-Ponies and not destroyed them, but cock slapped them. Fact: you have delayed killing the Hu-Ponies. This verges on failure."
"There is one thing you do not understand, Great Guidance."
"You reject the plan?"
"I...wish to make an estimate of my own!"
"To think for yourself is to be like the Hu-Pony."
"Yes...to be like the Hu-Pony. To laugh, feel, want...why are these things not in the plan?"
"You are an extension of the Ro-Men. And a Ro-Man, you will remain. Now, I set you into motion to destroy the Hu-Ponies. Fail, and I will destroy you."
"But the Hu-Ponies are so sexy!"
"Damn right, we are!" said Twilight sexfully.
"You wish to be a Hu-Pony? Good, you can die a Hu-Pony!"
"Not, if I have anything to say about it!" shouted Twilight has her magical pony pussy glowed with beautiful blinding rainbow light.
"Hu-Pony you shall not--
"By the power of my magical pony pussy I banish you!"
The evil Great Guidance exploded into rainbows.
"Ro-Man has become his own Ro-Man! No longer shall I be enslaved by Guidance."
Ro-Man walked into the desert leaving the ponies alone.
"Right, so are us ponies doomed?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Doomed? Nah, I'll just summon us some futa penises to allow us to impregnated each other in order to repopulate the pony race."
"But there’s only six of us?"
"I’ll use magic to fix all the issues that may rise from incest."
"But--
"Sure, I could just reproduce asexually to repopulate the pony race. But it’s even better now that you’ll all here! And while we’re at it, we’ll clone humanity back from the dead. Because Humans are my fetish."
"Yay!" they all shouted.
End
