Innocent Inquiries & Dubious Discoveries: A Foalcon Group Collab

by Flutterpony

Happy Meal by Master Titta

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Author's Note

[Safe For Woona-ish] [Surprise] [Fast Food Restaurant] [Implied Sweetie Belle-Rumble shipping]
Characters: [Sweetie Belle] [Rarity]
By Master Titta


Happy Meal by Master Titta

"Sweetie Belle, what do you want to eat?" Rarity asked as they lined up in the long queue to the counter inside the rather overly bright and colorful fast food restaurant joint named Burgy. Sweetie Belle stopped her skipping into the place to scratch her chin for a few seconds, leaving behind (her own) thoughtful silence, before answering.

"I'll take a Happy Meal with the hay fries and the seaweed burger," Sweetie Belle said, and Rarity nodded, before turning around to step forward in the queue.

"Very well. Go find somewhere to sit in the room upstairs; I shall bring the food up and pay."

Sweetie Belle nodded and quickly scurried off, sliding underneath the other customer's underbellies and zig-zagging the servers on the stairs.


After some time, Rarity's turn to order had come. Aside from ordering her sister's meal, she ordered a salad and arabian bread along with a bottle of soda and one of plain water.

"Here's your food, Ma'am!"

Rarity nodded as she pulled out four bills from her mane and gave them to the cashier who, in turn, deposited them and gave Rarity five coins back.

"Have a good meal!" the cashier said as Rarity nodded again and grabbed the two food trays and Sweetie Belle's surprise blind bag with her magic and walked upstairs, dodging all of the ponies going in the opposite direction, until she reached the upper floor.

In the sea of red plastic and faux, shining metal, Rarity saw her sister sitting by the huge window that gave a pretty great view of the busy street below. Rarity set the tray and bag down on the table, and Sweetie Belle wasted no time in grabbing the blind bag with her hooves and ripping it open loudly.

"Uh... that's a quite weird toy..." Sweetie Belle said, bobbing it in her hooves a little and inspecting it closely with her eyes.

Rarity's pupils shrunk as she saw what had been the surprise of the Happy Meal all along. It was a white long and sleek rod attached to a black rolled-up thin cable, in turn connected to a pink remote with five different notches that went from the symbol of "Off" to a heart, passing through three levels, written in roman numerals.

Sweetie Belle then took the small pamphlet from the the blind bag, while Rarity stared.

"You know that classmate that is way bigger than you and your other friends, is all blushy-blushy around you and sports a bigger rod than the other colts?" Sweetie Belle read out loud, her eyes squinting. "Well, that's because he suffers from Precocious Puberty. With this toy, not only will you support the research for those affected, but you'll also have an idea of what they can do but you usually can't!"

Rarity started to babble in shock in her attempt to understand the logic behind what the pamphlet claimed to be the toy's purpose.

"Uh-hu... that explains why Rumble has side blinders, and why he doesn't want to cuddle belly-against-belly with me anymore."

Rarity's new shock made her faint on the spot as she pictured Sweetie Belle committing the act with a colt of her age.

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