Hi, my name is Austin and I'll be narrating this first chapter for sake of convenience and to get all that meaningless story junk out of the way. So I'm a human who has been living in Equestria for about three years now. I've defended its inhabitants from a crazy bug horse queen and an angry, purple mascara wearing shadow king. How, you ask? WITH TECHNOLOGY! I even have my own workshop. I have made many a wonder in my workshop, like my Mechanized Weapons Platform, or MeWP for short. Or my fully armed airship, the June of August. Anyways, let's get back to the problem at hand, shall we?
