Darkblades arrival

Darkblade walked through town feeling very proud of himself after all he has only been in ponyville a grand total of 10 minutes and already he sent the toughest pony in town to the hospital scarred some kids for life and robbed a rich old lady this was quickly becoming a good day for the insane Pegasus until he was suddenly taken down by a pink blur. "HI THERE MISTER YOU MUST BE NEW IN TOWN BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYPONY IN TOWN AND THERE ALL MY FRIENDS SO YOU MUST BE NEW AND IT SURE IS SCARY AND LONELY BEING IN A NEW TOWN BUT DON,T WORRY OL PINKIE PIE IS GONNA BE YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER AND THROUGH A SUPER DUPER WELCOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY AND........." The hyper active pink pony could not say anything else because the black Pegasus had covered her mouth. "GET THE BUCK OFF OF ME YOU PSYCHO BITCH" the Pegasus screamed in her face. Pinkies mane instantly deflated as she was not use to such aggressive reactions however being pinkie she quickly recovered and her mane quickly sprang right up "I see your kind grumpy wumpy at the moment but don,t worry pal pinky has got just the thing to cheer you right up" she pulled out a big plate of cookies from nowhere and offered it to darkblade. Instantly the pegasuses face changed from one of a pissed off psycho to an ear to ear grin which could rival pinkies " OH MY GOSH I BUCKING LOVE COOKIES THEIR SO WARM AND SWEET AND THEY MAKE FEEL FUZZY INSIDE LIKE MY HEART IS BEING HUGGED BY RAINBOW KITTENS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND EVER FOREVER SORRY BOUT BEING A BIG OLD MEANIE PANTS TO YOU" darkblade yelled while jumping up and down and his eyes lit up like a foal getting a new toy mimicking pinkie pie who handed him the plate with a satisfied grin. Darkblade quickly devoured the plate and returned to his less insane self "thanks for the cookies and by the way the names darkblade and your kinda cute so I won,t beat the shit out of you" pinkie giggled "gee thanks darkblade you know if you want more cookies come by sugarcube corner the sweetest place in all of equestria where I'm gonna through you most super duper fantastic party you ever went to and I can introduce you to all my friends I'm sure that they would just love to meet a cute stallion like you By the way what brings you to ponyville" pinkie asked. However before darkblade could answer he was again tackled however this time it was a rainbow blur "pinkie get away from this psycho" rainbow dash yelled. Darkblade however easily kicked her off "what's going on" yelled pinkie pie "pinkie pie run away this stallion is insane It was him who sent Big Mac to the hospital" Rainbow shouted "AND YOUR NEXT BITCH" darkblade then delivered a devastating uppercut shattering rainbows jaw "take that hippie darkblade laughed