“Do you think they’re all still asleep?”

“Twilight, it’s nine in the morning. I can hear them in the kitchen. Just be glad they haven’t come to wake us up yet.”

After giving each other a final once over, the pair unlocked the guest room door and started down the hallway towards the kitchen.

Five sets of feminine eyes (and one canine pair) focused on them as they entered the room.

Silence filled the air.

“Uh…” Twilight blushed and raised a hand. “Hi?”

Pinkie Pie blew a pink curl out her face and rolled her eyes. “About time you came out of there. We were getting worried.”

The breakfast conversation resumed and the two new lovers exhaled in relief.

“So, are you two gonna sneak off again? Or did you have morning sex already?” Pinkie ignored the shocked looks on their faces and waited for an answer. “Because I don’t want to get the sheets in the laundry until you two are absolutely done.”

“So… you know that we…?”

“Darling, it was really quite obvious. You two are hardly the most quiet of lovers.” Rarity giggled and resumed caring for her nails.

“Tell you the truth, Fluttershy here was getting so worked up that she almost busted down the door and dragged you two back to Pinkie’s room.” Rainbow Dash laughed and noogied the top of a blushing Fluttershy’s head. “AJ had to tie her down just so I could keep going.”

“’Tweren’t nothing.’” Applejack took another bite of toast. “I was plannin’ on tyin’ her up anyway.”

“Wait.” Sunset peered at the five girls. “You were all…”

“Fucking. Yes. Try to keep up, dear.” Rarity put down her nail file and smiled. “Why do you think we always have a sleepover when Pinkie’s parents are out of town?” She flashed her hand at Applejack. “Better?”

Applejack nodded. “Just remember to do that before the next time you go deep.”

Sunset looked to Twilight for support only to find the princess seeming to have fully checked out mentally. “But… but Maud.”

“She’s cool with it.” Dash went to refill her cereal bowl. “I think she likes to listen.” Noting the looks on the pairs faces, she rolled her eyes. “It’s not a big deal. It’s just a fun way to blow off some steam. Just some good friends fooling around.”

Pinkie Pie nodded enthusiastically and opened the refrigerator. “Huh. That’s weird...”

“What?” Dash peered over her shoulder.

“How many cans of whipped cream did we use last night?”

“Uh… I’m not sure.”

“Twelve.” Fluttershy mumbled, still staring at the floor.

“That’s what I thought.” Pinkie Pie looked to the stunned pair of ponies. “Did you two not take a can?”

Sunset and Twilight shook their heads numbly.

Pinkie Pie giggled and snorted. “You mean you two spent the whole night clam wrestling and didn’t use any of the stuff that I bought just for the occasion?” She closed the fridge door and shook her head. “Did you two think I use that much cream all the time? Who could possibly need that much whipped cream?”

Sunset Shimmer gave up trying to grasp what was going on and simply moved towards the table to get some breakfast.

Twilight’s wide eyes finally fell on Spike. “And you… you had to watch, didn’t you?”

Spike’s eyes darted every which way. “Well, not exactly…”

Applejack chuckled. “You shoulda seen how happy Fluttershy was to have a dog involved that could actually understand what she was sayin.’”

Fluttershy’s face tipped lower, but the smallest of smiles could still be seen behind her curtain of pink hair.

“And he must really like Rarity.” Rainbow Dash swallowed her mouthful. “She didn’t even have to use the peanut butter.”

There was an audible snap as Twilight’s mind fully broke and she collapsed in a heap to the floor.

“I’ll get her to the couch.” Sunset hurried over to the fallen princess. As she gathered the limp bundle, she looked back at Pinkie Pie. “So… when’s the next sleepover?”

Pinkie Pie’s eyebrow raised at the same time as a corner of her mouth did. “Why?”

Sunset grinned at the five girls, the fiery heat that Twilight had awakened still burning inside her. “Because we are definitely going to need all of that whipped cream.”

Author's Note

That's it. Over. Done. Hecho. Gedaan. Fini. Rinneadh. Fatto. Ferdig. Gotowe.

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