When Nature Calls

by etherealunessence

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Human, Slice of Life
Length: 8235

A series of vignettes and short stories involving humanized ponies answering nature's call.

A series of vignettes and short stories involving humanized ponies answering nature's call. Each following synopsis will relate to the chapter in order. Blacked out synopses' are upcoming updates that will be published within 1-3 days of their listing.

Fluttershy, after an early morning visit to Harry, finds herself having to answer nature's call in the woods. [spoiler]scat; watersports[/spoiler]

Rainbow Dash takes a leap into deepening her relationship with Spike that ends with a splash. [spoiler]sexytimes; watersports[/spoiler]

Derpy enjoys a fiber-rich snack for breakfast and almost doesn't make it to the bathroom in time when it runs its course. [spoiler]scat; watersports[/spoiler]

Triggers: [spoiler]Humanized characters, watersports, scat and sexytimes.[/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-28 04:54:55 UTC

You can't help but answer...

Au Naturale

Fluttershy was strolling casually through the Everfree Forest as she made her way back home a couple hours after dawn, her cyan eyes sparkling happily. She wore a dandelion yellow sundress with a wide strip of white cloth tied in a bow behind her back. A wide brimmed straw hat sat slightly tilted on top of her head with a light purple butterfly jostling at her every step while her hair cascaded lightly down her back, stopping just after her shoulders. Flip flops quietly tapped the soles of her feet as she made her way through the knee high grass. She had just finished with a visit to Harry who still needed some work on his back and was quite happy with how he was recovering. The dark emerald shadows of the trees flickered across her vision at a rather sedate pace as she calmly made her way back home and the familiar sounds of the forest filled her ears, unworried as her animal friends in the area knew her and would keep her safe if anything dangerous made its way this close to the outer fringes.

As she walked, she was already thinking about what kind of treat she was going to give Angel. He had been so understanding when she had come home late from a surprise "just-for-fun" party Pinkie had sprung on her and the other girls. She always had fun at Pinkie's parties and so did everyone else. Rarity especially liked to use these common parties to vent stress that built up from working her self-imposed deadlines and near constant designing. Applejack and Rainbow Dash would use the many games as contests and try to one-up the other. Fluttershy and Twilight often found themselves flatfooted and would spend most of the time simply talking with each other. Twilight would often tell her about some new species she had read about and regale her all about it while Fluttershy eagerly memorized her friends encyclopedic knowledge. That was always great fun for the timid woman as she would daydream about what it would be like to meet such a creature. Last night, Twilight told her about Kirin, a legendary and noble kind of dragon that was incredibly rare. They were often thought of as signs of great fortune and would present themselves to those destined to rule well or do great and wondrous things.

She was perhaps halfway home, daydreaming about what a Kirin would be like in person, when she felt a slight twinge of discomfort from her lower abdomen. She stopped and held a hand there momentarily, waiting for the surprise of it to subside. Nature was calling and she needed to answer it soon. Not wasting any time she immediately started out again, albeit at a faster pace than before, hoping to make it home in time. A short while later, nowhere even close to a third of the way back, she felt an uncomfortable pressure building rapidly in her bladder. Oh, she thought with a modest blush at what she knew would happen soon enough. I should have brought my bag with me. She had been forced to relieve herself outside often enough, much to her chagrin, and knew enough to bring her bag with her on exceptionally long outings. Rarity always said that a Lady should always be prepared and here she was without. She had thought she would be fine without it since Harry lived about a mile from her home and knew how to time her visits so she wouldn't have to go outside. It must have been Pinkie's party last night, she thought with only the faintest irritation as her abdomen gave her a more insistent twinge. I can never guess when I'm about to go for the next day or two.

Fluttershy felt her embarrassment rise at forgetting that one simple tidbit of information, but she brushed it aside and faced the facts. She would have to go sooner rather than later and she couldn't do anything about it, though she wished that she had the endurance of some of her friends had when refusing nature's call. She knew for a fact that Rainbow Dash had been forced to go all day before being able to relieve herself. She looked around the area and couldn't spot a single creature, so she searched around for a nearby depression in the ground. She found one after a short search, nestled between two large roots spreading from a tall maple tree. She double checked the area, found it clear and turned her back to the tree before backing up to it.

Her heart pounded and her cheeks flushed as she slowly reached up under the hem of her dress to find the elastic band of her light green, pink butterfly print panties and hooked her thumbs through it. She didn't give it much thought because if she did, she'd never be able to do what came next. She quickly bent over, pushing them down to her ankles before stepping out of them. She grasped the still warm item in a trembling hand and balled it up gently in her fist before moving back quickly as a warm blush flushed her cheeks. She didn't want to soil a perfectly good pair of panties when she could clean herself properly when she made it back home and put them back on.

Now pantiless, she crouched down and hiked the hem of her skirt up, revealing her bottom and thighs, her skin as pale as the freshest cream and held it in the same hand as her panties so it wouldn't drop down. In this position, the pressure on her bladder spiked dramatically and she felt her resistance quickly faltering. With practiced ease, she reached her free hand down between her legs to her privates, tickling her silky pink pubic hair along the way which made her shiver slightly. Once in position, she gently cupped the outer folds of her vulva and spread them with her index and middle fingers, revealing her rosy pink interior with a blush. Not waiting a moment longer, she tried to let go of the nervousness that plagued her and relieve herself. Only a few paltry drops of clear urine fell.

This was her biggest hangup. Every time. Even when she was alone for all intents and purposes, she had to force herself to go or she'd end up soiling herself when she couldn't hold it any longer. A shy person, naturally, would have a shy bladder. Drawing her attention away from the area, slowly, deliberately shutting away her worries, she relaxed again. This time a thin stream came pattering forth from between her spread folds and fingers. As the sensation of relief took hold of her, the stream strengthened and sounded wetly on the grass as it was matted down under her flow. As her flow strengthened even further, the pressure in her abdomen returned with a vengeance. She leaned her lower back against the trunk of the tree and pushed gently, feeling her bowls move her waste closer toward its final destination.

A soft escaping of gas was felt as her dainty pink anus dilated, bringing with it the soft stench of feces and digested plant matter. Being a vegetarian brought with it a less offensive odor than most and she was thankful for it. She wouldn't know what she would do if she passed gas that smelt much stronger than this, even if it was only when nature called. She pushed a little harder and felt the waste come close to passing, distending her anus out slightly due to its girth. Holding her breath and the amount of pressure she exuded, she felt her bowls writhe as the light brown-green excrement slowly poked its way outside. It kept coming as she waited patiently for her body to take care of itself and finally touched the ground gently. As she waited and held her breath, her seemingly endless stream of urine finally began to dwindle slightly.

Her feces slowly bent under its weight and began to curl itself around neatly in a tight circle. By the time it had circled twice, she felt the tail of it approaching and pass through her anus quickly, leaving only the faintest of marks that she had even passed it. Shortly after that, her bladder finally emptied and the last few drops pattered to the wet grass below. Finally done, Fluttershy took in a deep breath through her nose, noting the very light smell of salt from her urine and the slightly floral-fecal smell of her waste. She gently closed her fingers before running her ring finger up between the folds of her vulva gently to remove any excess urine from her sensitive area and rubbed it off several times on a dry patch of grass.

Satisfied that she could make it home, she stood up slowly and took a step away as she dropped the hem of her skirt before bashfully looking over at her mess. The grass under where she had crouched glistened wetly in the faint light and her waste lay neatly coiled as it cooled rapidly. A slight shiver ran up her spine before she averted her eyes and walked away briskly, heading back to her home to clean herself more properly and deal with the rest of her day. Hopefully, she wouldn't have to leave her property any time soon in case nature called again.

You Put it on Hold

Making a Splash

It was around two in the afternoon and Rainbow Dash was breathing hard as she counted her twentieth lap around Ponyville, her dark tanned skin coated in a glossy sheen of sweat, her hair matted down slightly but still swaying around her jawline in it's shoulder length rough cut. She was only dressed in single layers, but that wasn't a problem for her. What she wore was a matching set of double layered, sky blue compression sports bra and shorts that any serious athlete would wear, just thick enough to obscure her crotch and nipples without really hiding them. In all honestly, she wore these types of clothes year round in place of underwear and no one was any wiser. It was kind of a thrill for Rainbow as she ran up a gentle incline in the course of her next lap, running around town in something she almost considered underwear... and for all intents and purposes it was.

She happened to be thinking about it at this moment as it gave her a steady, low grade arousal since it was a market day and the town seemed full to bursting, the usually dead outskirts of Ponyville bustling as people were out and about running errands that could only be taken care of today. She waved and smiled to the people who called out to her, mindful of their wandering eyes as they roved over her svelte form, especially Thunderlane since he tended to get a little ahead of himself. If she had been standing still, she would have been rubbing her thighs together slightly out of excitement from their looks and stares. Since she was running, she could get away with it at the cost of a little speed and any telltale signs of arousal would mix with her sweat, leaving onlookers none the wiser.

As she continued on her way past Applejack's orchard on the west side of Ponyville, she felt a bit of pressure building in her bladder. It was just enough to begin drawing a bit of attention from her arousal, but she pushed the feeling aside so she could continue with her fun. She circled around to the northern side of town and gave a grin as she saw Spike as he waved at her. She waved back and added a little sway to her hips. Not enough to throw her off stride, but enough to give him an eye full. He had recently turned eighteen and had grown up to be quite a looker despite his quasi-sedentary lifestyle, his spiky bright green hair, emerald eyes and dark olive skin gave him all the allure Rainbow could ask for and to top it all off, he was just a great person overall. As she passed him, she could practically feel his eyes roaming over her form, eventually coming to rest on her toned rear. Knowing that she had his undivided attention and he was surely looking at her, she looked back over her shoulder and gave him a wink that left him with a rising blush and an uncertain smile.

Ever since he had turned eighteen, Rainbow had set her eyes on him as something more than just a friend and she was sure that he knew that as well, at least on a instinctual level. She had been spending a lot more time with him, inviting him with her on her workouts and just chilling with him in general. The biggest thing that had changed in their dynamic was that she was getting more physical with him. She would sit closer to him than normal, stretch provocatively when she knew he was looking in her direction, sit in his lap while giving him a little wiggle of her hips and generally play the tease, waiting for the moment when he would finally get fed up with her antics and ask her what her deal was while she just walked off with a satisfied smile and a joking quip. She knew what he got up to after some of her teasing sessions, like any healthy young man would do after being teased so mercilessly and provocatively. To be honest, it all started a couple years ago when he and Scootaloo had gotten together for a few months, trying out the whole dating thing with someone who had a fairly similar personality and had gotten physical on more than one occasion. Rainbow, looking out for her honorary little sister, helped keep the pair safe and responsibly (if discreetly) supplied them with contraceptives and helped Scootaloo out with some sisterly advice while she got all the details on Spike. Eventually they broke up, but it was on friendly terms and they still hung out whenever their schedules had some free time. Maybe it was Scoots' spoilers, her general exposure to him through hanging out with Twilight and the others, but Rainbow found herself wanting to get intimate with the young man.

As she neared the eastern edge of Ponyville and the Town Hall, the outskirts quickly deserted and she let her pace slow down so she could (hopefully) enjoy herself without any interruptions. She continued at a brisk walk until she was sheltered behind the high garden walls of some well-to-do mansion and leaned her back up against it. Once she was braced, she ran the palm of her right hand up and down her midriff, gliding over the bumps and ridges of her well toned muscles while her left hand slipped its way up and under her top, running over one of her a-cup sized breasts and gently circling around the areola. She groaned silently as it felt like electric sparks were dancing from the contact. Then her mind turned to the person of her desires... Spike. She had a good idea how well he had filled out and used her imagination to great effect.

Not wanting to delay her pleasure any further, she roughly thrust her right hand under the waistband  of her shorts and into the slick dampness within, imagining as though her fingers were his and felt her nethers surge in arousal. She always kept her privates shaved for hygiene since her hair was so curly that it often irritated her folds, but also because she loved the sleek feel it gave her as she ran a hand over herself. She felt her breath hitch as her fingers ran over her clit, igniting a fire in her loins as the previous sparks she felt on her run come together. She slid her fingers down over the lips of her arousal and sweat slicked vulva, her puffy folds parting around her advances without resistance as she sought her honey pot.  Suddenly, she noticed something out of the corner of her eye and she whipped her hands from their glory seeking so that she wouldn't be found out, her heart suddenly racing as adrenaline poured into her blood stream leaving her a little jittery.

“Hey!” called out a familiar voice. “Taking a break?”

It was Spike and here she was with her hands metaphorically in the cookie jar. “H-hey,” she called back shakily as she pushed herself off from the wall. “Yeah, just cooling off a little bit. You joining me or what?”

“That was the idea,” he replied with a little grin as he closed the remaining distance. He had changed into a dark gray pair of compression shorts similar to hers, although his were a bit thicker in appearance as he wore a pair boxers underneath if the canary yellow elastic band barely peeking out was any indication and had foregone wearing a shirt, showing off his still-growing physique and plenty of olive skin lightly forested with hair that was a slightly darker color than up top. “So I'm ready when you are, Dash,” he said with a light punch to her shoulder.

“Hey,” she said with a laugh as her nerves settled down. “You should only say that when you know you can keep up.”

“Hey,” he replied with a shrug before a smirk came across his face. “I'm never gonna be able to keep up if all we do is stand around and talk.”

“Big words, little boy,” she said as she felt her competitive spirit rise a bit. She kept it in check though. If she managed this just right, she wouldn't want him to end up ran into the ground.

“Little boy?” he said with a silvered edge of laughter. “I'm eight inches taller than you.”

“Details, details...” she said with a nonchalant wave of a hand as she turned around and started walking off. Spike followed suit once she was a few paces away, watching her slowly sway her hips. “Let's see if those long legs of yours can keep up with that mouth you got.” With that, she broke into a brisk jog with no warning and Spike picked up his pace after a second to match hers. Roughly ten minutes later, they were curving around to the south side of town and Rainbow Dash was feeling slightly worried that Spike could smell her arousal mixed with her sweat. It hadn't really been an issue before, but then again, she thought she'd be running on her own today and indulged herself. “So...” she said between pants to break the silence. “Did you... finish... your chores... for the day?”

“Nah...” he replied between his own pants. “Had... the day... off.”

“Cool...” she said with cat-like grin that he couldn't see. “You got... any plans... for the day?”

“Probably... just... relaxing... after this,” he replied.

“Why don't... you come... to my place... when we finish?” she asked, hoping that she could finally make a move.

“Sure...” he replied with a smile. “Sounds good... to me.”

Yes! she thought excitedly to herself, barely restraining a fist pump as stage one of her nonexistent plan went into motion. “Awesome...” she said out loud. “How about... ten laps... and we can... call it good?” That should be enough for him to get a good workout without leaving him too tired to perform, she thought with a clinical attitude. They had done this often enough that she could gauge his condition easily.

“Let's get... going then,” he replied with a cheeky grin.

“You asked... for it,” Rainbow said with a grin as she picked up the pace into a light run, Spike trailing in her shadow as he matched her speed.

***

Rainbow and Spike were walking briskly around her house as they cooled off, their bodies coated in a glossy sheen of musky sweat. They didn't speak as they took the deep breaths to replenish their blood with oxygen and cut down on the soreness that would eventually surface after a time. After roughly fifteen minutes of cooling down, Dash felt comfortable enough to speak. “So, you wanna take your shower first?” she asked, keeping her ulterior motive hidden from her expression. “I'll get some stuff around to snack on and pick out a movie to watch.”

“Sure,” he replied as he swept the palm of his hand down his face, taking with it most of the sweat that threatened to sting his eyes. “Thanks.”

“No problem,” she said as she led them inside from the back, the pair kicking off their shoes and peeling off sweaty socks to be left in a careless heap. Spike made his way to her bathroom and shut the door behind him, leaving a small gap as his mind was more focused on getting a nice, hot shower. Rainbow heard the fitful spurts and starts of the tap feeding water up the pipe a few steps down the hall and stopped as she felt a sudden reminder that she had ignored answering nature's call and felt a blush creep up her cheeks. It was a lot worse than it had been before and it left her fidgeting on the spot.

She supposed that this could work to her advantage, embarrassing as it was, since it gave her the opportunity to barge into the bathroom and join Spike in the shower after she finished her business. She smiled at the thought and immediately turned around and made her way back to the bathroom. She opened the door and was immediately greeted by the sight of Spike masturbating unashamedly in the shower since he hadn't thought to close the curtain. Despite her shock, Dash's eyes were immediately drawn to his manhood and saw that he was a healthy seven inches and had a slightly thicker than average girth to it as well. Spike's eyes shot wide open and he tried to cover himself as he furiously blushed, but it was too late. “Dash! What the heck are you doing?!” he half yelled out of shock.

“I was going to see if you minded me joining you,” she replied smoothly, all thoughts of answering nature's call gone from her mind at the moment. “That way we both can enjoy a hot shower without cutting our time short.”

“B-but,” he tried to reason, but the strange situation he suddenly found himself in threw rationale right out the window. Oh, sweet Celestia, he thought as Dash started moving, her hands coming up to peel her sweaty top off, revealing the flawless white skin underneath and stark tan lines exactly where her top had been. She smiled like a cat as she tossed her top carelessly to the ground and spun around before bending over to slowly shimmy out of her shorts. The toned muscles of her rear flexing and shifting under taught, creamy skin. Spike easily saw her nethers from her bent position, flushed a rosy hue from her exploits that day and her slender legs smooth from creamy top to dark brown bottom. Spike didn't know that there was a fetish for tan lines until this moment, but he immediately decided that it was most definitely his thing as Dash turned back around and proudly displayed herself to the flustered man.

“Besides, it looks like I stressed you out a bit more than I thought... I may as well help you work the rest of that stress out,” she said with a sultry smile and a pointed look at his barely concealed groin. Spike, completely caught off guard just gulped and gave a single, shaky nod, not entirely sure if this was some lucid dream granted to him by Luna or if this was actually happening. That was all Dash needed as she gave a little laugh and joined him in the tub before she pulled the curtain close, the hot water quickly carrying away the bulk of her musky sweat and slicking down her hair. Spike pressed himself to the wall and tried to look everywhere except Dash and she smiled at seeing him still try to respect her and her body, even like this.

“Hey,” she said gently, catching his attention as she patted his upper arm. “If I didn't want you to look, then I wouldn't even be doing this in the first place. I know Rarity gave you some good lessons in respecting women and treating them like ladies and all, but when you're in this kind of situation, it's rude not to look.”

Spike gulped and did as she told him, taking in her lithe form in all its beauty, watching as the water sprayed and ran over her body, matting her hair down while rivulets cascaded over her chest and down between her legs. He felt his member surge and throb, turning almost painfully hard as she smiled warmly and closed the short distance. She leaned into him and gently pushed his hands away from his groin before she wrapped the fingers of her right hand around his rapidly throbbing length which made him give a little gasp as he first felt the hands of another touch him in such an intimate way. With her one hand occupied, she brought her other up and ran it over the well developed pectorals. Rainbow gave a throaty little chuckle as she felt his pulse racing through her contact.

She slowly moved her hand up and down his length, barely making any contact so she could feel him bob and twitch from her ministrations. He closed his eyes and leaned his head back as he let the pleasure wash through him, giving little gasps every now and then. After a few minutes of this, his member was giving Rainbow the signal that he was quickly nearing the edge and she let go, much to his displeasure. “Wha?” he asked dazedly as he looked back down to Dash who had a little smirk. “Why?”

“Hey,” she said with a sultry smirk. “Can't have you blowing your load before we get to the main event.”

“What are you talking about?” he asked stupidly as good portion of his blood having moved from one head to the other.

“What do you think?” she replied playfully before she turned around and bent over as she rested a forearm on the recessed ledge that held her shampoo and body wash under the shower head while she reached underneath herself to gently tease her folds on full display. “Now, do I have to explain any more or do you think you can handle the rest from here?”

Spike gulped nervously and stepped forward, gently placing his hands just above her hips, massaging them gently while the tip of his member gently nestled between her hot, slick folds. Dash moaned in appreciation as she brought her other arm up to rest on the ledge as well, but felt that he was taking too long, so she rocked her hips with a moan as she felt his member slide back and forth as it gently brushed her clit. “Sh-shouldn't we use protection?” he finally asked before he took the final plunge, both metaphorically and literally.

“I'm on the pill,” she replied hastily, waiting for him to get to business. “Bad cramps and all that interfere too much with my training, so come on already.”

Spike gave a jerky nod and removed a hand from her hips to his member to steady it for entry. Dash, when she felt him line up properly pushed back gently which was Spike's queue to thrust gently forward. There was some firm resistance as he attempted to gain entry, but with a sudden shift and a quick push from Dash, the head of his member popped inside her hot depths. He gave a little gasp at the feeling while Dash moaned her approval. She gave him a moment before she started pushing back again, impatient for him to fill her up. Once Spike felt his member slowly sinking into her, he brought his once guiding hand back up to hold her hips with the other.

He tightened his grip on her and firmly thrust as he pulled her back. Dash let an involuntary gasp out as he spread her open, his rock hard member throbbing as her walls clenched down, not wanting him to leave. He pulled back a bit before quickly thrusting again, sinking another inch deeper. Dash gave a throaty moan as the head of his member glided back and forth over her g-spot, enjoying how he stretched her just right without hurting. She reveled in the experience as Spike thrust more and more confidently into her, eventually bottoming out with the tip of his member tickling her cervix. When that happened, they took a little breather, simply enjoying the sensations running rampant through them, wanting to feel these sensations a little longer.

“H-holy crap,” Dash said in shaky little moan as she shimmied her hips side to side, feeling Spike's shaft throb strongly at her movement.

“D-Dash!” Spike gasped as he tightened his grip on her to stop her movement. “I-I'm so close right now. Don't move around so much or I'm gonna blow.”

“It has been a while since you've gotten any tail... Nothing since Scootaloo, right?” she asked as she looked over her shoulder, her cheeks flushed in pleasure. Spike nodded, feeling embarrassed that he was so close already. “In that case, you're doing awesome, dude. I've had a few fuck-buddies in the past who would have lost it long before now after such a long dry spell. Don't worry about it so much and take your time. 'Sides, it ain't like we got anything else to do, right?”

Feeling much better about his poor stamina, Spike took a little time to get used to the sensations he found himself hilt deep in. Dash kept herself occupied by bringing a hand back down to play with her clit, sensitive from the hot water cascading over it from not only one, but two bodies. She twitched slightly and trembled as Spike finally began to make little thrusting motions with his hips without pulling back. He slowly built up to the point where he was pulling a few inches out before firmly thrusting back in, a satisfying smack sounding as his hips met her ass. As Spike thrust more and more, Dash was nearing her peak.

The endorphins from her workout mixed with her current activity amplified the pleasure three fold for Dash. Spike on the other hand was nearing his own peak faster than Dash and she could tell he was close by the ragged breathing he had. She played with her clit faster, hoping to finish with him at the least and help boost his confidence for next time. “D-Dash,” he panted. “I'm about to blow.”

“I'm almost there too, big guy,” she replied breathlessly, the familiar tsunami of pleasure almost ready to wash over her. Only this time, there was something different, something exciting that was going to happen as well. She just couldn't think about what it was.

Spike thrust harder and firmer, if a bit more erratically as he came into the home stretch. After what seemed like an eternity of pleasure, Spike groaned as he felt a lightning bolt of pleasure sear him from the base of his manhood to the back of his skull as he hilted himself one last time. The floodgates were opened and his member throbbed more powerfully than he ever remembered in his life as he felt spurt after spurt of thick, virile seed pump into his friend-cum-lover.

Dash was filled completely as Spike slammed himself to the hilt one last time and she curled her toes as her own orgasm washed over her with Spike's first semen loaded throb. She came hard and she came long, the release leaving her knees shaky but held steady by Spike's strong hands. When she finally felt the world beginning to return to her, she noticed something that was keeping the waves of her orgasm from washing away completely. She was peeing. Her release had been so strong and her need to answer nature's call had left her helpless as she emptied her bladder unintentionally. She felt a mortified embarrassment rise up, but the satisfaction of releasing herself during her orgasm was undeniable, especially when she felt Spike's hot load of semen gently sloshing around in her womb.

Finally, Spike shuddered and took a tentative step back after releasing several draining shots. He held himself up through sheer will as his weary legs wanted nothing more than to fold up and rest. He looked back at Dash who was still bent over, shuddering in the final throes of her orgasm and saw to his shock that she was relieving herself, a strong stream of yellow urine spraying boldly from her folds while his seed slowly began seeping out of her slightly gaping vagina. He couldn't help but notice the faintly musky, salty smell of her urine as it pattered to the  floor of the tub and quickly whisked away by the flow of water.

Eventually, her stream weakened and her knees steadied as she stood back up and looked over at Spike with a deep blush on her face. “You saw that, didn't you?” she asked sheepishly as her eyes lowered in embarrassment.

Spike flushed as he rubbed the back of his head and gave a little nod that she saw from the corner of her vision. “Yeah,” he answered quietly.

“You must think I'm weird or something now.” Dash turned her back to him, hugging herself and pressed her thighs together in an uncharacteristic display of uncertainty as she felt a sudden conflict swell within her as outlandish thoughts about Spike not wanting to hang out, let alone have sex with her again filled her head. “I'd understand if you wouldn't want to do this again because of that.”

“Hey,” he said softly as he closed the distance and gently wrapped her up in a hug, his larger frame dwarfing hers, making her feel more secure about how she had felt relieving herself during orgasm and their budding relationship. “Accidents happen, right?” he asked, making her snort in amusement that she didn't feel at the moment. “It's not like you meant for that to happen, but from what I saw, you seemed to like it more than you're letting on.”

Dash leaned into him a little more as she looked up at him before replying, “Yeah. To be honest, I had to go and I was gonna use the toilet as an excuse to sneak into the shower with ya, but seeing you going at it like you were got me way too excited. I kinda had other things on my mind than answering nature's call.”

“I think I can attest to that,” he said with a chuckle. “But seriously, it wasn't that bad and to be honest, seeing you lose control of yourself so much that you were peeing was pretty hot.”

“Perv,” she said with a laugh to let him know she was joking. She turned around in his arms and gave him a sweet smile as she looked up at him. “I guess we could try this again sometime if you'd want to, although it'll have to be a shower only thing because I sure as heck don't want to stain my sheets with that kind of mess.”

“I don't see why not,” Spike said with happiness in his tones. “So you're saying this isn't just gonna be a one time thing?”

“Oh, hay no,” Dash replied with a grin. “It's been a long time since I've gotten laid that good. Ain't no way this is gonna be a one-and-done thing.”

“So... what are we now?” he asked with a smile although his words were serious. “Fuck-buddies? Lovers? Something more than that maybe?”

“I like you too much for us to just be fuck-buddies,” Dash said as she rose to the tip of her toes and gave him a quick kiss that left him with a warm smile. “Let's just call this friends with benefits for now and see where that takes us. That way, there's no hard feelings either way if we find someone else. Besides... things can only get better for us from here on out.”

“'Friends with benefits,' huh?” he parroted, a confident smirk on his face as he looked back down at Dash. “Would those benefits include me taking you out to supper tomorrow night?”

“I suppose so,” Dash said coyly, a smile coming across her face. “Like I said, let's just see where this goes. Wouldn't be a good idea to complicate a good thing as it is right now.”

“I understand,” Spike replied. “No sense rushing into things right away.”

“Exactly,” said said with a quick nuzzle, enjoying the physical contact as the shower washed over them. “Sometimes, it's a good idea to take these things nice and slow... Make 'em last and savor it while we have it.”

“Wow...” Spike said with a grin. “I didn't know sex made you so sappy, Dash.”

“Shut it, dragon boy,” she growled playfully. “Now, let's get cleaned up before the hot water runs out, get those snacks and cuddle up on the couch with that movie we talked about.”

“Sounds good to me,” Spike said with a chuckle as he let Dash go from his embrace. She grabbed the body wash, and spurted a healthy dollop on a loofah before she turned it on him, keeping as close to Spike as she could while she scrubbed him clean and later turned it over to him so he could do the same for her.

Fifteen minutes later found the pair sprawled out on the couch, Dash laying on top of Spike with her head just under his jaw while he had an arm wrapped around her waist comfortably while they munched on grapes and apples as they watched the latest Daring Do movie on her well used television. Another ten minutes would find the pair sound asleep with content expressions on their faces.

You Almost Don't Make It In Time

You Can't Go Wrong With Fiber

Ditzy Doo, commonly called Derpy by her friends and acquaintances, waved and smiled to Pinkie Pie as she left Sugar Cube Corner after getting her usual muffins this morning. On her way through the door, she bumped hard into not just one, but three people as she wasn't watching where she should have been going. They all laughed and joked good naturedly at the little accident, knowing that she couldn't really help her clumsiness due to her poor eyesight and accident prone nature. One of them helped her to her feet as she had fallen flat on her rear in the confusion. She thanked them with a bright smile and hurried on her way to walk her mail route, heavily laden messenger bag bouncing at her side. She wore a light, sky blue tee shirt stretched tightly over her chest, tight jeans that showcased a luscious rear and had a matching pair of light gray sneakers encasing her feet sans socks.

As she went about her route, she munched on her assorted bag of muffins, provided by Pinkie who always had a knack for picking out the best muffins for her any given day. The first one she ate had the dark red swirls of raspberry liberally mixed with dark chocolate chunks. It went down quickly, providing her with a surge of energy and a heavenly taste in her mouth. Wanting to let the flavor linger, she held off eating any of the others for the time being and went about her work. About a quarter of the way through her usual route, Derpy pulled another muffin out of her bag, noting that this one was a rich golden brown with a heady smelling top crusted with several different grains. This was a seven grain muffin flavored with cinnamon, clove and honey.

This one was one of her top favorites, although it came with a slightly embarrassing side effect later on in the day due to the huge amount of fiber in it. She didn't mind it so much because she knew it was good for her and always chided herself that she needed more fiber in her diet in any case, so with a little smile, she took a huge bite out of it. As she chewed, the smoky, slightly nutty flavor of fresh grains and spices danced across her tongue before making its way down her throat. That muffin didn't last half as long as the first one and left her filled up enough without her feeling stuffy that she decided to save the rest of her muffins for later.

After stowing her treats for later, she hurried on her way, when she should have taken her time. She delivered the wrong packages to five different places (which she eventually corrected), blundered into a bush that ended with her running through the streets as a family of irate squirrels attacked her in retaliation for destroying their home (later calmed down and chastised by Fluttershy who chided them for building their home in a bush when they should have known better in the first place) and sent Golden Harvest's stall careening across the market square into Applejack's when she stumbled into it (which was an accident waiting to happen anyway since Goldie forgot to put stops under the wheels of her stall).

So, all in all, a fairly average day for Derpy with less property damage than usual that partially wasn't even her fault. After she helped get everything sorted out and made her apologies, she reported back to the post office, turned in her messenger bag for the day and made her way back home just after noon. It was the height of summer, so the house was empty when she entered it (her daughter, Dinky having gone off to spend a month with her grandparents up in Vanhoover). Dinky flopped down on the couch with a long sigh, happy to be done with work for the day and settled in to relax for a while.

A nap sounded perfect at the moment since her muffins earlier still filled her well enough, so she kicked off her sneakers before getting back up to close the curtains. With that done, she smiled to herself as she decided to take this one in her underwear (something she wasn't able to do very often, although she loved to do so when she had the chance). She quickly pulled her tee shirt up and over, liberating her perky d-cup breasts encased in a white sports bra that had a small gray bubbles embroidered thickly along the bottom and thinning out closer to the top. She tousled her straw blond hair with a quick yawn before she tossed it over the arm of a nearby chair and moved her hands across her taught stomach in search of the button to her snug jeans. Once she found it, she quickly unbuttoned it and drew the zipper down to reveal the front of her pristine, white panties adorned with a cute little pink bow stitched to the elastic band. She then moved her hands back to the waist of her jeans and started shimmying out of them, bending over as she worked her legs back and forth to speed up her disrobing. When they were bunched up around her ankles, she stepped out of them and draped them over her shirt and leisurely made her way back to the couch for her nap. She stretched out on the couch, scratched her stomach lazily and let out a cute sigh as she closed her eyes.

***

She woke up a couple hours later with a deep breath and a full body stretch that quickly alerted her that she had a call to answer quickly. Her bladder was full to bursting and an incessant, urgent pressure in her abdomen made her clench her anus in surprise as she froze to avoid an accident. When she was sure that she could move again without risk, she quickly stood up and made her way upstairs to her master bathroom. She made the journey without incident, although by the time she entered the room, she was moving at double time with a hand firmly pressed wedged between her legs, palm against her folds and a pair of fingertips against her tightly clenched anus in an attempt to hold back nature's call.

Positioning herself in front of the toilet, Derpy quickly dropped her panties to rest at her ankles, briefly showing a well trimmed carpet of thick blond pubic hair that framed her vulva and sat down quickly. When her rear made contact with the cold porcelain seat, she tensed and shivered briefly while her body warmed the seat up to a tolerable level before she was able to relax. After a few chilly moments, her body reminded her why she was here and felt an odd grumbling rumble that moved down through her from up near her diaphragm. She took a deep breath before sighing, turned around and opened the small window behind the toilet a little bit so that there would be some ventilation for what was coming. She relaxed as she leaned forward to rest her elbows on her knees and clasped a hand to each of her crossed forearms.

Almost immediately, her bladder began emptying itself, a faint tinkling noise as a stream of slightly tinted urine flowed forth from her folds. A moment later, her anus let lose a burst of gas that roiled around before rising around her with the hair curling smell that was the product of her meal of spicy alfredo tortellini last night. She coughed a little as she made a face, waving a hand to help disperse the smell a bit. Her anus dilated as her body moved its waste closer to exiting. She felt a small mass of it slide along the walls of her colon as it progressed and finally exited with a faint plop in the water. As if that were the cue she felt another, larger mass work its way down and out at a faster pace than the previous mass and felt it pass to join its predecessor in the water.

With that done, she settled down for the second part to come about, her bladder still roughly half full. To help keep the odor down, she reached back behind her and flushed the toilet once, a swirling of cool air rushing around her sensitive parts and a gurgle of water as the bowl refilled. The rumbling in her intestines returned with a vengeance as she felt her bowels writhe. She felt the surge of pressure and just relaxed instead of tensing up to try to hurry it along its way. With a deep resonance, she passed another burst of gas mixed with a stream of dark brown fiber along with small masses of waste that splashed loudly in the bowl. She gave a little groan of chagrined pleasure at the sensation despite her situation. Shortly after that initial burst another, larger surge came flowing out along with a great lessening of pressure in her bowels. She gave a deep groan mixed with a sigh as she relaxed further and her stream of urine finally began slowing down.

She sat straight up and felt one last surge of her intestines as they purged the rest of her fiber heavy snack from her body and shivered at the content feeling that was left in its place. A moment later, her flow of urine cut off with a few final drops falling to the murky waters below. With her body finally finished with its tasks, Derpy reached over to the roll of toilet paper for a few squares which she doubled over and used to gently swipe up her folds, wicking away the urine that still clung to her. When she was satisfied with her cleanliness there, she dropped the used paper into the bowl and gathered another segment of paper which she used to clean away the bulk of residue around her anus. She quickly dropped it and repeated the process twice more, once in the same direction and once the opposite to ensure that she was as clean as she could be back there without a shower.

With that done, she stood up and brought her panties back up to fit snugly against her delicates before turning around to flush, the murky waters of the bowl quickly vanishing without a single lingering trace as it was replaced by fresh water. She washed her hands briskly with warm water, dried them and left the bathroom with a smile to go finish off the rest of her treats from that morning before it was time for supper. A cleansing like that always left her surprisingly hungry despite how distasteful it might seem, but it wasn't as though she ever told that particular fact to anyone, right?