BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!, *SLAM* "Shut the fuck up" I muttered as I hit my alarm clock. I slowly clambered out of my bed and walked over to the bathroom, still remembering last night's dream. "shooting cap guns at black people, yup, definitly one of the WEIRDEST dreams I have ever had" I said to myself as I got Into the shower. As I got in I started thinking to my self: This water is to cold, let me just turn this up to boiling, ahhh! thats better! Now I shall bath in the waters of mordor. Jeez why do I have so many shampoos? Ima read the back of this one: lather,rinse,repeat. Repeat? why is it because your product is so shitty that I h
