Author's Note

I don't why my brain decided to do this. I hope you guys like this at least a little bit.

Back to School

The four men awoke the next morning. Pinkie was awake, eating cereal. They entered the kitchen to see a grey person who they guessed was Maud, dropping food in front of a rock.

"Boulder was hungry," she said in monotone.

"Right," Ozzy replied.

"Morning, fellas!" Pinkie said.

"So, last night wasn't a dream?" Bill sighed.

"Nope. It was real," Tony replied.

"Well, it could be worse. We could've been struck and killed by the lightning bolt," Terrence said.

"I find your optimism soothing, Terrence," Tony smiled.

"Help yourselves," Pinkie said, nodding towards the cereal box on the kitchen table.

"No, thanks," Bill said.

"Still kind of full from supper last night. I'm glad we ate before the gig," Tony laughed.

"You're telling me!" Ozzy replied.

Terrence nodded.

"Alright then. So, did you guys enroll in school?" Pinkie asked.

"Enrolled in school? We're all in our 60s!" Bill answered.

"Really? You guys don't look like it," Pinkie shrugged.

"That's kind of you to say, but Ozzy turns 66 in a couple weeks, Terrence is 65, I'm 66, and Tony will be 67 in February!" Bill said.

"Look in the mirror. Trust me, you guys look like 50 years younger," Pinkie laughed, pulling a mirror out of her hair.

"Holy shit, she's right. This is fucking far out. I look like I'm back in 10th year," Ozzy laughed.

"Was that building a secondary school? I'm telling you, I'm done with school, and there's no way in Hell that I'm going back," Bill said.

"Guys, we could take Sabbath back to its roots. It'd be funny for those damned kids to hear our jams," Terrence laughed.

"Once again, I find your optimism soothing," Tony joked.

"Guys, this is one of those weird movie-in-real-life moments where we get a second chance. I'm happy with my life, but there were a few things I regret, such as drug abuse, and my first wife before Sharon," Ozzy said.

"Wait, you're actually considering doing this? I know you're fuckin' crazy, but come on, mate!" Terrence laughed.

"Trust me, I've done crazier shit in my day," Ozzy retorted.

"I suppose you're right," Terrence laughed again.

"Why not? It'll be fun to show those kids what real music is," Tony said.

"Let's go, guys," Pinkie said, running out the door.

"Fuck it. Let's just get this over with," Bill facepalmed.

The first period went by without incident. The second period wasn't as mellow.

Ozzy was fed up with Ms. Cheerilee's attitude towards other students. She was usually in a great mood, but she didn't have much sleep the previous night.

"QUIET!" she shouted at Ozzy, who was in a heated conversation with Tony.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT?!" Ozzy retorted.

"Ozzy, calm down. She's just having a bad day," Twilight whispered.

"Ozzy, go to the Principal's office. NOW!" she commanded.

"Oi, eat shit and die, ya bloomin' twat!", Ozzy sneered.

"Ozzy! My god, mate, what's gotten into you?" Tony asked.

"I'm sorry, she just pissed me off. Wasn't really thinking," Ozzy explained.

"Go to the office!" Cheerilee shouted.

"Alright, okay. Don't pop a blood vessel. I didn't mean what I said, I just said it," Ozzy sighed.

"That's the problem with kids these days. They don't know when to be quiet," Cherilee scoffed.

"Trust me, I know. So, uh, where is the office?" Ozzy laughed.

"Last door on the right," Cheerilee facepalmed.

"Alright, thanks," Ozzy did one last act of defiance by slamming the door as hard as he could.

"Wow, Ozzy went off on Ms. Cheerilee," Rainbow said.

"You okay, Ms. Cheerilee?" Sunset asked.

"Yes, I've just never heard a student with such a colorful vocabulary. The vulgarities were infinite! " she said.

"You get used to it after a while," Bill shrugged.

"I don't see what he was doing wrong. All he did was call you names,"Terrence said.

"The profanity. It's a school rule. No use of it is allowed," Cheerilee explained.

"That makes sense. Otherwise, everyone would be using it, and things would get chaotic," Terrence replied with a nod.

"My thoughts exactly," Cheerilee agreed.

Ozzy knocked on the door to the office.

"It's unlocked, come in," a voice said.

Ozzy opened the door. Something was telling him he was going to be let off the hook.

"What brings you to my office?" a pale white woman with pink and green hair asked.

"I called my second period teacher a twat and told her to eat shit and die," Ozzy said as if it were no biggie.

"I'm sure there was a valid reason?" Celestia interrogated.

"She had been yelling at other students. I was talking to my friend, Tony, about something important. She yelled at me to be quiet and it pissed me off. She could've just asked," Ozzy laughed.

"Did you apologize?", Celestia asked.

"I tried. She didn't wanna hear it. I honestly don't give a f---I don't care," Ozzy stopped himself.

"Well, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time, it's a three-day suspension. Do I make myself clear?" Celestia asked.

"Crystal," Ozzy replied.

"Good, go to lunch," she said as the bell rang.

"Ozzy, have you lost your dadgum mind?" Applejack asked.

"Yes," Ozzy said.

Well, at least you're honest," Applejack laughed.

"Seriously, Ozzy, that was uncalled for," Rarity sneered.

"I'm a grown man! I wasn't going to be treated like some trash blowing in the wind!" Ozzy replied.

"That was really mean though," Fluttershy whispered.

"I've heard him say worse," Terrence laughed.

"Worse than that?" Twilight was flabbergasted.

"Yep," Terrence confirmed.

Sunset didn't say anything. She tried not to laugh at Twilight's facial expression.

"What's so funny?" Pinkie asked.

"Twilight's facial expression was funny to me," she shrugged.

"Oh," Pinkie said.

The eleven friends ate their lunches and went to their last class.

"Ozzy, try to keep it clean, mate," Bill requested.

"No promise," Ozzy laughed.

Regardless of his joking, Ozzy managed to get through the last class without incident. The eleven friends all congregated at Pinkie's house again.

"Well, today was interesting to say the least," Twilight said.

"I reckon," Applejack agreed.

"I think it's safe to say that Ozzy and the rest of us aren't going back," Tony said.

"It's probably for the best," Bill added.

"Alright then," Twilight said.

END OF CHAPTER 2!