the three jobs

As Zachary was being pulled away by angels he thought why are 2 angels dragging me up the stairs. When one of them suddenly stopped and said "hey look a penny." But the other one said "no that's a very rusty dime." As they started arguing  they dropped Zachary. As he was falling he yelled "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" until he fell into the atmosphere of a planet and turned into a giant ball of fire. He continued yelling swee even though he was probably gonna die until he saw water. He started leaning towards it trying to land in it and before he did he yelled "Belly Flop." A giant splash happened and Zachary got out of the water barely breathing and smoking. He slowly got up and said "well that was painful" he then passed out.

Mike woke up to wind rushing past his face. He slowly opened his eyes and saw that he was falling!  He started screaming but it was silenced as he crashed into a tree. He slowly got up but fell out of the tree he was in. He slowly got up again with his head throbbing and started walking. He kept walking but all he saw was forest endless forest. He then thought to himself why his boss dropped him here and why. He kept walking until he saw a castle. It was ruined and destroyed. But it was somewhere he slowly walked to it and sat down next to a wall. He then started trying to think what just happened. He then realized it was getting dark so he started to head to a part of the castle that still had a roof. When he got to a nice spot he continued to try and figure out what happened. He did this for 50 minutes until alerted bye a crashing sound.

Kyle awoke to wind rushing past him he opened his eyes and realized he was falling. He quickly braced himself for impact and landed straight through the window of a broken down castle. He tumbled around a bit but finally got up and wiped the glass off of him. He then heard a noise the noise of footsteps he followed them until he found the source a man in his 20 and in a security outfit. And huddling corner the man was also covering his face as if he was about to get hit or something. Kyle said "who are you" no answer he tried it again but louder "WHO ARE YOU!." The man answered with "mike" Kyle then thought 'good were getting somewhere' he then asked "why are you here." Mike said "I don't know I was dropped by a helicopter or plane or something." Kyle then thought weird we both were dropped he then asked "what was the last thing that happened." Mike said you wouldn't believe me" But he saw Kyle's eyes and said. "I was shot bye my boss and left to bleed out on the floor." Kyle looked at him and thought 'so we both had fatal injuries that whe should have died from.' He then said "I'm Kyle."

it was then by what sounded like 12 footsteps. He quickly grabbed Mike and pulled him into hole that was conveniently placed in the wall. He then heard like a female saying "are you sure the stars landed here Twilight." He heard another voice say "yes im positive." He heard the footsteps walk around some more. He then heard the same voice say " Rainbow be carful there's blood here I think something else might be here." He suddenly realized he was cut from the glass. He then heard the footsteps coming nearer. And he heard "don't worry whatever it is ill pound it into next week." He then heard utter silence until he heard mike sneeze. He suddenly saw a purple glow go around him and he was carried out of the hole.