//-------------------------------------------------------// the three jobs -by bobdude- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// the second job //-------------------------------------------------------// the second job Zachary awoke to his alarm clock blazing he lifted himself up and shot it. He picked it up and put it into the pile of all the other alarm clocks he shot. He walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge and said " All right we got o.j. purple stuff  sodas and some sunny delight wait this sounds familiar, oh well." He grabs the soda and drinks them because "wait a second when did I buy sunny d. Also what is the purple stuff I don't drink anything purple and oh my gosh. What if its, oo cheesy reruns of cops" he sits down and watches until its time to go. Once its time to go he grabs a hat some sunglasses a baseball bat and 2 guns and heads out but then he realizes. He forgot to do the ritual that he does every morning. He suddenly starts running around yelling SWEEEEEEE! And runs past a guy in a military outfit in his car. He then quickly runs back to his house and gets in  his car. He then started driving to a job he's been doing for years ever since the old guy left. He then said to himself I think the old guy left because something to do with a spooky hat. He then realized he's almost there. He parks and walks up to the entrance as he walks up he hears explosion's, gunfire, the conga, and fire. As he keeps walking he smells blood. Which he's become nose blind to after smelling it so long. He opened the entrance and went toward the locker room. When he got there an Australian guy appears and starts muttering about spy's. Zachary ignores him and walks to the exit of the locker room which is where his job was. When a smell of gas came. Chills ran down his spine and his blood ran cold. He turned around and slapped demo man for farting. He then left to the battle field. Were he was immediately shot and died he then appeared again in the locker room. And ran back out to the battlefields of tuefort. He was then immediately shot again. this happened 10 more times. But one time when he respawned he saw someone in the locker. He became curious and walked towards the figure. He then realized this man was wearing red. He quickly pulled out a gun. But the man was quicker without even looking he shot Zachary. But then he felt something he never felt before death. Instead of feeling himself being pulled back to earth he felt himself being pulled away. As he was being carried away into blackness by angels he realized he wouldn't see the locker again. 2 minutes before that one of Redman's men agent 1172 had gotten into the locker room. He started to destroy the respawn system and he had almost finished it when a one of the mercenaries appeared. He wondered how he got there but then realized there was no time to think. The man had gotten out his gun but the agent new he was faster then this boy. Without even looking he shot the boy right through the eyes and quickly deactivate the respawn. //-------------------------------------------------------// the third job //-------------------------------------------------------// the third job Mike woke up with his alarm clock blaring he gets up and calmly turns it off. 10:30 p.m. and he's about to go to work. He hates job but he forgot to read the fine print and he had to work at a restaurant for a week today was his 7th day he was glad it finally almost over. He slowly drove his car to his destination he got there an hour later at 11:45 P.M. He realized he should get in soon it was almost time to start his job. As he walked he felt a feeling of dread as he ducked cobwebs. This place just always gave him the creeps but now he had to do the nightshift that gave him the creeps even more. But as the clock became 12:00 he thought the main reason was because he didn't want to now how it felt to be stuffed into a suit full of metal bars and wires. He started looking at the cameras and he realized bonnie was already gone turns out he was in the dinning room mike sighed a sigh of relief he then realized pirate coves curtains were open. he quickly slammed the door in foxy's face he then left but mike still felt paranoid. he suddenly flicked on a light and saw chica. He screamed and closed the door even though this has happened over 50 times. This went on for 6 more hours until the sun came up mike stood up proudly and walked to the door and waited for 10 minutes. after the 10 minutes were up his boss came with several janitors his jaw dropped when he saw Mike. Mike then said "I would like my damn paycheck" the manager said "how about we talk about in my office" so the boss and mike go into his office. When they went in the boss locked the door and pulled out a gun mike asked "what are you doing" and  the boss said "no ones supposed to beat the game" mike then yelled "what!?" but it was silenced by the shot of the bullet. Mike fell to the floor bleeding to death and watched as his boss left the room and mike slowly drifted away. And his last thought was how ironic it was to be shot to death in abuilding full of crazy evil robots. //-------------------------------------------------------// the falling //-------------------------------------------------------// the falling As Zachary was being pulled away by angels he thought why are 2 angels dragging me up the stairs. When one of them suddenly stopped and said "hey look a penny." But the other one said "no that's a very rusty dime." As they started arguing  they dropped Zachary. As he was falling he yelled "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" until he fell into the atmosphere of a planet and turned into a giant ball of fire. He continued yelling swee even though he was probably gonna die until he saw water. He started leaning towards it trying to land in it and before he did he yelled "Belly Flop." A giant splash happened and Zachary got out of the water barely breathing and smoking. He slowly got up and said "well that was painful" he then passed out. Mike woke up to wind rushing past his face. He slowly opened his eyes and saw that he was falling!  He started screaming but it was silenced as he crashed into a tree. He slowly got up but fell out of the tree he was in. He slowly got up again with his head throbbing and started walking. He kept walking but all he saw was forest endless forest. He then thought to himself why his boss dropped him here and why. He kept walking until he saw a castle. It was ruined and destroyed. But it was somewhere he slowly walked to it and sat down next to a wall. He then started trying to think what just happened. He then realized it was getting dark so he started to head to a part of the castle that still had a roof. When he got to a nice spot he continued to try and figure out what happened. He did this for 50 minutes until alerted bye a crashing sound. Kyle awoke to wind rushing past him he opened his eyes and realized he was falling. He quickly braced himself for impact and landed straight through the window of a broken down castle. He tumbled around a bit but finally got up and wiped the glass off of him. He then heard a noise the noise of footsteps he followed them until he found the source a man in his 20 and in a security outfit. And huddling corner the man was also covering his face as if he was about to get hit or something. Kyle said "who are you" no answer he tried it again but louder "WHO ARE YOU!." The man answered with "mike" Kyle then thought 'good were getting somewhere' he then asked "why are you here." Mike said "I don't know I was dropped by a helicopter or plane or something." Kyle then thought weird we both were dropped he then asked "what was the last thing that happened." Mike said you wouldn't believe me" But he saw Kyle's eyes and said. "I was shot bye my boss and left to bleed out on the floor." Kyle looked at him and thought 'so we both had fatal injuries that whe should have died from.' He then said "I'm Kyle." it was then by what sounded like 12 footsteps. He quickly grabbed Mike and pulled him into hole that was conveniently placed in the wall. He then heard like a female saying "are you sure the stars landed here Twilight." He heard another voice say "yes im positive." He heard the footsteps walk around some more. He then heard the same voice say " Rainbow be carful there's blood here I think something else might be here." He suddenly realized he was cut from the glass. He then heard the footsteps coming nearer. And he heard "don't worry whatever it is ill pound it into next week." He then heard utter silence until he heard mike sneeze. He suddenly saw a purple glow go around him and he was carried out of the hole. //-------------------------------------------------------// job one //-------------------------------------------------------// job one Kyle woke up with his alarm clock blaring he slammed his fist on it. He got up and got up slowly. And got ready for work after he had done every thing he got in his car. He then saw a man run bye yelling swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! He froze in place for a few moments wondering to himself wtf just happened. But he realized he was gonna be late for work so he started driving. 2 hours later in an unknown place somewhere in Texas or something. Kyle got out of his car and walked to the main entrance and punched in the password. As he stepped inside he saw some people he knew a couple scientists walked bye some guards too. But he didn't care he was going to his office. When he got into his office he sat in his chair and relaxed it had been a long drive. But before he could even get comfortable his friend walked in. His friends name was Stanley they new each other from college. But as soon as Stanley walked in he started spurting out jokes. They laughed they chatted and talked about what was new. When suddenly red lights started flashing and sirens where blaring into his ears. He looked outside and saw people running around franticly guards were grabbing guns scientists going to barricade themselves in there offices. He sighed he was one of the guards he grabbed a shotgun a machine gun and 2 pistols and opened his office door and gave some to his freind. He then mumbled to himself "I hate the foundation." He was the leader of the Alpha squad  so it was his duty to run to his troops and gather them up to fight.  He gathered them up and they ran to the beast that had escaped but when they got there what they saw was something that looked like a gigantic T-rex but smaller. It let out a huge growl then charged it took out half the squad easily even though 5 grenades were thrown at it, over 200 bullets, and multiple knife wounds from last ditch attempts it acted like nothing happened. "I guess its not named for nothing" his friend Stanley joked  a faint smile creeped on his face as he kept firing Stanley always new how to make people smile even in a situation like this. But as he kept shooting he was becoming frustrated about how the creature wouldn't die he turned to his friend Stanley. Who was firing like crazy at the creature until a pair of jaws snapped onto him and before Kyle could mutter one word. He new his friend was dead he screamed in rage and charged at the beast but it quickly snapped him in half too. He new it was useless to try that but he didn't care his friend was dead and he was the only thing keeping him in this foundation. And if he left he would die anyway the foundation would track him down. And as his vision blurred he new this was the end.