The Mane Six and the Mary Sues!

by Trainboy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Comedy, Tragedy
Length: 457

Twilight and her friends decide that they've had enough of Mary Sues invading their home. They agree it's time to take a stand.

…You all know them…

… You all hate them…

…Now they're worse than ever, and stomping all over Equestria with their "Perfection"

Twilight and her friends live in Ponyville, a happy place for all ponies… Until a few years ago.
Evil arrived in Equestria, in the form of the Mary Sue. The ponies were fine with it at first. But Twilight now believes it's time to take a stand. Soon, the mane six are on a mission to rid the land of the Mary Sues.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-15 11:58:01 UTC

A letter from Equestria

Ponyville. It was always a happy place to live, people to meet, things to see, fascinating subjects to read up on. But only a few years ago, i remember perfectly what happened.

It was the start of any other day. I was on my way to the post office to deliver a letter, when i saw someone just watching the street. Curious, i took a look.

"Hello" i said "are you lost? would you like me to direct you somewhere?" the stranger didn't say anything.

"Are you okay?" i asked, waving my hoof in front of his face, but he kept his eyes focused on the road.

"Ooooo k this is getting weird" I said, i was just about to leave when i heard the stranger's voice.

"You know, i can hear 1,000,000 miles away. Something is coming" I looked at him,

"You can hear for 1,000,000 miles?" i said "No offence sir, but i don't really think it's physically possible to do so"

"Something is coming. I have no idea what it is, but it's coming. It's coming"

"Ok i am seriously done with you" i said "You are weird!"

"He's here" said the voice.

"I'm not even gonna question that" i said, walking away. But i felt a large quake under my hooves. I looked back to see a giant, black and red, demon like pony, stamping on all Ponyville.

"Stand back everyone!" said the stranger "There's a swat team of ponies over in the distance, but a single unicorn, that's me, is the only one who can defeat this guy"

I face hooved. I knew that a few ponies were stuck up, but i'd never seen anything like this. The stranger, amazingly, took out the demon guy with only a tap of his hoof. Everyone cheered. The stranger landed with his body image just perfectly the same as it had been, before he'd taken on the demon pony.

"Yes yes i'm the best, i'm the best" he said. He walked up to me.

"Shadowdarknessofmind" He said, holding out a hoof.

"Twilight" i said.

"I bet you love me now, after that" he smiled.

"Uhhh no" i said "If anything, i'm a little creeped out. Who are you again?"

"Shadowdarknessofmind"

'Shadow-Darkness-Of-Mind' i thought 'Well it can't get any worse'

But it did get worse. As time went on, more and more ponies like the stranger appeared. It was almost like he had an army of them. Perfect ponies that everyone had fallen in love with. I'm now the only one left, who is sane and can see these ponies for what they are. If anyone could help to illuminate these perfectly, perfect ponies. I would appreciate it enormously. Please. Hurry!