//-------------------------------------------------------// Clones in Equestria. -by Moustacheo- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Prolouge //-------------------------------------------------------// Prolouge "Look Out!" Jetlag yelled.  A laser explosion blew up moments after.  Beta Team was fighting a Rebellion of workers on Endor they had been sent from their ship in space the Saber. "Were pushing the back were almost there," Ghost yelled.  Beta Team was the best Clone recon team in the Republic's whole army, at least they and a good part of the Republic thought so. Another fell dead as they were pelted by enemy laser fire. "Danton What the hell are you doing," sighed Jetlag. "I'm trying to figure out how to reload this Endorian Sniper, IT'S COMPLICATED!!" Danton hollered. "Oh My God, all you have to do is put a cartridge in the slot," explained Ghost. "I tried that it didn't work!" screamed Danton. "just go back to your laser rifle then!" sighed Beamer. "Alright hay wait a second what is that," replied Danton. Danton had spotted a medium sized cone shaped thing flying towards them. "MISSILE, get dow-" Jetlag was cut off. To say Twilight Sparkle was over-worked was a huge understatement there was dirt, leaves, wood, paper, and pencils all over mane, but she had to find a spell for the Princess even if it wasn't due till next Tuesday, a week from now. "Twilight," Spike yelled, "Your spell isn't do for a whole week take a break go to Applejack's for that sleepover your friends invited you to." "No, Spike have to find this spell or I'm possibly, after one week tardy!!" moaned Twilight.  Spike knew it was time to really bring out the big swords "I heard Rainbow never returned a book maybe it's that one," chimed Spike. "Yes the book I begged her to read, I will go to that sleepover to get it back!" planned Twilight. "There is the capitol building were almost there," said Jetlag.  The clones had been fighting for days on end on Endor 'why does the republic want this rock so bad' many of the clones thought. It had been weeks since they saw their main ship, the Saber was one of the best ships in the Republic's navy.  The clones were the best fighting force in the universe they were cloned from Jango Fett just to fight, their whole life was war and fighting. They were lifelong killers, but they knew when a order was stupid, they still had brains so they weren't just killing machines. "There it is" sighed Razor "We did it, we made it to the capitol and crushed this evil rebellion once and for all." "We can finally go back to the SHIPS!!" yelled Tango. "Yep," replied Danton. Afterwords the Team watched the Gunship pickup troops and bring them back to their stations like Hoth or Kamino. Beta team was waiting for their one they were to gone on battleship Saber once more where they would await orders. Finally, after a wait there gunship came and the got on. "Beta Team you have permission to land in hanger 25 on battleship Saber," ordered Command on the radio. The pilot turned on the engines lift off 5,4,3,2,1 the engines roared and they flew towards the Saber in space. Beta Team is the best recon clone team ever There leader is Jetlag he is the tactical specialist, 2nd in command is Beamer he is weapons specialist, 3rd is Ghost he is sniper and camo specialist, 4th is Razor he is hand-to-hand combat specialist, 5th is Tango the brains of the group also explosive specialist, 6th is Danton just a ordinary, well sum what ordinary, recon clone; and so makes up Beta Team the best recon clone team in the galaxy. "Landing sequence started," the pilot said. They heard a loud click a robot put them in their designated place. As soon as they got out of the ship they heard a huge explosion. All of the sudden sirens blared "We have been attack in the engine room the bomber has been killed we are now attempting hyperjump out of the attack 5,4,3,2,1 lanch!" said a loudspeaker. Everything slowed down the stars started to slur then WHAM!! They shot through the cosmos at hyperspace. "You won again, darn," Rainbow Dash sighed.  They were playing a board game and she had just lost again. "You are so cheating," Dash said. "No I'm just winning," Pinkie replied in her usual ecstatic manner. "Now, now Rainbow you can't win everything," Rarity said. "Yes I can," replied Rainbow. A knock came on the door. "I'll git it," Applejack said in her western accent. Applejack opened the door. "Hay Twi' thought you weren't comin'!" exclaimed Aj. "I needed to get a book from Rainbow so I guess i'll just stay," replied Twilight. "Okay than," Aj answered.  Twilight walked in the room and said hello to the girls. "What book did you want Twilight?" asked Rainbow eager to get rid of one. "The History of the Pegusi one," Twilight answered. "Oh, that one," Rainbow mumbled while giving Twilight the book.  The friends had a great time the whole night telling stories and playing games, eventually around 11 o 'clock they went to sleep. "We have stopped in the middle of the universe above a unchartered planet what else could go wrong!" yelled Capt. Alpha12 of the Saber Republic Navy. "At least were are above a planet that looks like it has life," replied Pvt. Alpha83. "Send a drone down and check it out for intelligent life," ordered the captain.  After a while the results from the drone came back it seemed the landed above a planet full of horses and other creatures like griffons, dragons, and zebras. "The results from the drones have come back, sir the entire planet is full of a intelligent race of equine we don't think they are hostile, but if needed we have vastly superior fire power, sir," replied the Private. "So your saying we have landed above some sort of EQUESTRIA!!!" yelled the captain taken back by what he had just heard from the private. "Yes, we have landed above a Equestria," replied the private. //-------------------------------------------------------// First Contact //-------------------------------------------------------// First Contact It was night time over Ponyville the clouds were making a slight drizzle which Rainbow Dash had constructed the day before.  Everypony was either asleep or going to sleep, including the ponies at the sleepover at Sweet Apple Acres.  The clods covered the sky so nopony could see anything above. "Sir, are coms are dead we can't talk to Command or even the Jedi Temple for that matter, were completely dark, no one can hear us," said the private. "Looks like we are going to have to go down to that planet and see if they would be willing to give us some supplies," replied the captain. "We cannot forget we also have a duty, if we find a new planet we must document it," said the Captain. "Is there a team you would like to send sir," said the private, "Yes, Beta Team I want them flying down to the planet in 30 minutes understood," ordered the captain. "They will be down there faster than that," replied the private. "DANTON!!, What are you doing now?" yelled Jetlag. "Sir, why is this droid dancing?" asked Danton "He is not dancing, that is how he walks, and besides he is a trash droid." answered Razor. "Look at him he is doing a perfect moonwalk, and now the Twist," said Danton. 'Bang', the droid started to shoot at Danton. "Run, he has gone crazy the machine wants to kill me AHHHHHHH!!" "Danton you are the only clone that a machine will risk its life to kill," laughed Tango. "Not funny I'm being chased by a insane machine AHHHHHH!!" screamed Danton. "Crush, kill, destroy, swag," the machine chanted.  Eventually, the robot was destroyed and Danton was curled up in a corner talking about killer, crazy, robots. "Danton, we are the first to go on the new planet we have to go the transport is waiting," said Jetlag. In a instant Danton was up and ready to go. "I'm ready sir," said Danton as he strode to the transport. You got over that one quickly didn't you," replied Beamer. The radio in the ship came alive and the voice of command came. "Beta you are the first to go down to this new planet, record everything, try to kindly ask the natives if we could you some of their supplies. You do not have to talk with the leader Capt. Alpha12 will do that.  If the natives are hostile you may use force, but only if they are hostile, understood?" command ordered. "Yes sir," replied Jetlag. The pilot started the count down till they launch "5,4,3,2,1" they engines roared and they flew down to the planet below. It was just getting to become morning over the fair land of Equestria, and a certain farm pony had already started breakfast. "Breakfast is almost ready i'd come down if I were you," yelled Applejack. In one of the back guest rooms Rainbow Dash slowly opened her eyes to the morning sun. She wanted to get up,but the covers seemed to pull her down saying don't leave, but she still got up and stretched 'accidently' nocking Twilight Sparkle out of the bed, with a small yell from Twilight."Oh sorry Twilight, but I couldn't let you sleep in it's time for breakfast and I stayed a loyal friend and awoke you. That must be why I am the element of loyalty." Rainbow finished. Twilight awoke to a cold reality, the floor. She heard Rainbow Dash talk about how loyal she was and how she deserved to be the element of loyalty. "More like the hellement anoiity" mumbled Twilight. There thoughts were broken by a yell from Applejack " Rainbow Dash and Twilight id git' down here if I were you we already started eating. Twilight and Rainbow flew down the stairs to the dining room followed by  a galloping Twilight. What they saw before them was feast: pancackes, waffles, eggs, freshly squeezed Orange Juice and Apple juice. The friends said hi and started to eat. After a while they hear a weird noise it was coming from outside. So the whole gang went outside. What they saw almost scared them to death, the saw a ship, a huge ship with cannons on the front, but what scared them most was the things coming out of it, creatures that looked the same that has soulless faces with strange rod weapons and white armor One creature saw them and said "Do you have bathrooms on this planet, cause I need to go?" The orange pony just pointed to a small building that said outhouse, Danton ran over. "Really, Danton we see a race for the first time and you ask where the bathroom is, God!" hollered Jetlag. The cyan pony broke the ponies silence at tried to tackle Razor with no succes Razor had her in a chokehold faster than you can say pony. The pony was turning red was the purple one screamed "Don't hurt her!". Razor let go and the pony stumbled to her friends with a defeated moan. The purple one said "My name is Twilight Sparkle and this is ,Pinkie Pie, Rarity Applejack, Rainbow Dash,and Fluttersh-." she didn't finish because the pony she was pointing to was not there she was hiding behind a hay bail with the kind of face that would make you breakdown into tears. "They are going to kill us like they were going to do to Rainbow!!" shrieked Fluttershy. "I was just using self defense," said Razor. "How bout we all just go inside to talk about this," said Twilight. "Okay," said Jetlag. //-------------------------------------------------------// Warriors //-------------------------------------------------------// Warriors The house they walked into was very primal to the clones, at least it was made of wood not metal.  Danton was looking at everything, I mean everything. "What are you," asked Twilight, "Are you here to kill us or hurt us?" "Of course not we are are soildier's of the Republic, we fight for peace." stated Jetlag. "We never hurt anything not attacking us,  it is our number 1 order from Chancellor Palpatine." "Is he a friend of Princess Celestia," asked Twilight. "Who is this Princess Celestia is she your ruler if she is then we must speak right now." Twilight was stunned not only had this creature flown out of the sky and land, but now asked to talk with her teacher and ruler.  Since Twilight knew Rainbow Dash was probably starting to hate the clones she told Rainbow to get Spike and to bring him to Applejack's place. "Are you ghosts," asked Twilight. 'We are clones," stated Tango. Danton had made his way to a bedroom everything in it was made for a pony with hooves. "We are here for the Republic to survey your planet and get supplies for our ship." stated Beamer. "What ship that thing you just came down in?" Twilight was scared when they said supplies did they mean, they were going to take trees and water and make Equestria a baron wasteland; her thoughts were crushed when she heard a a yelling then a bang. "What was that," asked Jetlag. they all ran outside, and what they found was a crestfallen Danton laying on the ground with a helmet in his hand. What did you do now Danton?" "I was looking at a window and I fell through it and fell out here," stated a pitiful Danton. The look on the ponies' faces was one of pure shock.  They were no longer looking at a ghostly white face but a fleshy, tan face.  Danton was not ugly he was quite handsome, he had dark strait hair, and eyes that seemed to change from green to brown and then blue, he had tan skin, and a perfectly shaped mouth and nose. " Why are they staring at me like that?" asked Danton. They were are all awoken by Spike and Rainbow galloping down the road. "Twilight I will save you," yelled Spike. He then breathed fire on Ghost who then proceeded to disapear into nothing or so it seemed.  He was sneaking behind Spike preparing to snap his neck. "Ghost don't do it i don't want to get off on the wrong foot with these... err...ponies," ordered Jetlag. Finally, Ghost came out of camo form and was visible again. "Spike what were you doing!" yelled Twilight. "I was saving you, duh" Spike said a little out of character.  "Anyways I sent the letter to the princesses and they are on their way." "Good," sighed Twilight.  Danton had gotten up and was now stretching. "Anyways, we are warriors of the Grand Republic, and we come here to investigate this planet and get supplies for our ship the Saber.  Twilight was still skeptical about this supplies thing. "What kind of supplies are you looking for,"asked a wary Twilight. "We are looking for a food water and fuel and some repairs to our ship, we were attacked on our way through space and our hyperdrive was injured, our ship stopped us at the biggest thing nearby and that's this planet," explained Tango. "We never even knew this planet was here and for that matter covered with life as it is." "Wait planet are you from space," asked Twilight. "Yes we are we travel the Republic protecting the innocent and saving lives," yelled a ecstatic Danton. "Yes, quite we also explore looking for new worlds never seen before like this o-," Tango was cut off by a huge horse smashing him into the ground, another one kicked the rest of the unsuspecting clones in the chest knocking them out. "Sorry i'm late," said Princess Celestia. //-------------------------------------------------------// Followers and Darkness //-------------------------------------------------------// Followers and Darkness "It says there right here, but there is nothing there," stated Fanco. "I know, I know, but it doesn't matter we have to wipe the scum off the face of the universe," Alpha remarked. The rebels had been following the the Saber for days now, unaware of what was going on in that little sector of universal space that was occupied. "Our bomb should have injured the ship so it could not move, and it would have gone to the closest planet thats how their systems work," stated Fanco. "Yes, I know, what do you think I'm stupid or something," angrily stated Alpha. "Calm down I'm just doing my job, sir," replied Fanco.  The rebels had wanted revenge for being defeated they would attack Courascant after they took of the Saber. They would crash it into the palace hopefully killing Chancellor Palpatine and ruining the Republic's Government. "I know, I'm sorry, but I'm a little jumpy before this attack," said Alpha. "We are all a little jumpy,sir," replied Fanco. "In two days we will leave slip space and engage a fully armed Republic battleship," "If we win the Republic just might be doomed," sneered alpha. Danton slowly woke up. He was in a dark dungeon with, WATER?! "Who would put water in a dungeon, who does that?" Was it suppose to scare him or something; whatever.  He slowly got up. Apperently, someone forgot to tie him down. Danton looked around it looked like a happy dungeon to colorful to be scary. "I need a coffee, really badly," he mumbled. Danton looked around and there it was a perfect, beautiful, magestic, in all its glory, a open DOOR!!!!!! "Yes, man I am so lucky, somedays!" announced Danton. He walked right out the door just to get shot by a magic fire ball."Why does this keep happening," yelled the pitiful Danton. "You are not to leave the cell until you are summoned, prisoner!!" yelled a very muscular, angry looking unicorn guard. "Okay i've had just about enough of these silly ponies attacking me for NO GOOD REASON!!!! YOU MY FRIEND ARE GOING DOWN SO HARD YOU WILL BE THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!" screamed a not very happy Danton. Jetlag had been talking with the princesses for about a hour now. She was the ruler of this land that was called Equestria. He had told her about the Galactic Empire and the clones. "Jetlag could you tell me if you and your ship have any business that you need to take care of or did you just accidently get here and will leave as soon as possible?" asked Celestia. "Well our ship is in need of help and we hoped this planet might have some of the stuff we need to help get it back into working order," explained Jetlag. Suddenly, a royal guard burst into the room yelling "Princess one of the clones he's unstoppable!! He breaks right through our defensive lines like butter! He is also coming directly this way!!" "Captain Jetlag, do you know who this clone is," asked Celestia. "I have a good guess on who it may be, but I need to make make sure," stated Jetlag. "Bwhahahahaha, no one can stop me. I've had a bad day don't f*cking mess with me! When i'm done you will all look like flippen apple sauce!" yelled a unstoppable clone: (Who so happened to be called Danton). Danton had in a way nerd-ragged out of the dungeon and now was plowing through rows upon rows of royal guards: (and 'ahem' a couple snooty Canterlotians). "STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" ordered a guard. Danton stopped and looked at the guard. "I'm bigger THAN THE LAW, HAHAHAHAHA!!!" screamed a delighted Danton. "DANTON, THAT IS IT YOU ARE GOING INTO ARREST FOR ONE WHOLE DAY ON THE SABER!" yelled a very very scary Jetlag. Danton instantly shriveled down in front of his commanding officer. "Yes,sir," answered a fright-ridden Danton. "I've already called the transport ship. Goodbye, and good-riddance Danton," stated a very unhappy Jetlag. As he said this he walked away not really caring what happened to Danton. As Jetlag said a transport ship much to the awe of the locals came down and parked in front of the castle doorway. Danton was disgraced, he had not known Jetlag had been trying to get peace with the ruler of this land and he possible screwed the whole damn thing up. So now he was banished to the Saber for a whole day. Thanks for waiting guys it has just been a crazy summer. Oh and pretty soon a new story will be coming out so look out for that. thanks!