Pinkamena and Cheese Sandwich

It had been a little over 6 weeks since Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich had left Ponyville and started living in a cave. Cheese was sitting on a tree stump near the cave munching on some straw. Pinkie Pie was in the small forest being the cave going to the restroom.

Pinkie returned from the woodland area. Cheese noticed that she had somehow managed to gain weight, even though they had less food here than in Ponyville. And no sweets either. When Pinkie got to Cheese, he realized she was angry. Her eyebrows were turned down and so was her mouth.

“Whatever is wrong my dearest?” He asked.

“Oh, nothing.” She said, smiling sarcastically.

“Nothing? Oh, that’s great.” Cheese said, pretending not to notice her obvious sarcasm.

“Nothing, except….” Pinkie started.

“Except what, my love?” Cheese said, taking a piece of straw out of his mouth.

“You’re never going to believe this, and I seriously doubt you’re going to have the same reaction you had the last time I told you this.” She said.

“What is it, Pinkie?” Cheese asked, genuinely interested in what she had to say.

“I’m pregnant.” She said, and then added tiredly. “Again.”

“Oh that’s nice.” Cheese said, continuing to munch on his straw. “Wait. How the hell could you tell? I mean, we’re living in the wilderness for Celestia’s sake.”

“I’ve been pregnant before, I can just tell. Also, I’m fat, in case you didn’t notice.”

“Oh, I noticed.” Cheese said, looking at her belly.

Pinkie’s brow furrowed even more and she growled angrily.

“Just kidding, you look lovely my dear.” Cheese said.

Pinkie seemed to accept that as an acceptable apology and she smiled, “Thank you.” She sat down on a large rock next to the tree stump Cheese was sitting on.

“Pinkie?” Cheese asked after a minute of silence.

“Yes?”

“I love you so much.”

Pinkie smiled and kissed him. “I love you too my little Cheesie Weesy.”

Cheese chuckled at the silly pet name. “You’re my beautiful little cupcake.”

Pinkie giggled. She loved it when Cheese called her that.

“So, Cheesie, I was thinking….”

“Yes?”

“Winter is right around the corner. How exactly do we plan to stay warm?” She asked.

“I’m not sure.” Cheese said. Pinkie looked at him sadly. “But I promise I’ll figure it out before winter gets here, and with enough time to get stuff ready before the snow starts coming down.”

Pinkie smiled. “Alright, thank you, Cheesie.” She kissed him again and walked back into the cave.

Cheese smiled and watched her as she walked away. He loved her so much. “I’m so lucky to be with her.” Cheese thought “It’s not so lucky that we got caught murdering ponies and were forced to run away, but at least we did it together.” . When she was in the cave and out of sight, he turned back to munching on straw until the sun went down, then he also went in the cave to get some rest.