Spike's First Adult Party

For the first time, Spike felt like he could become a man, but only if tonight when as good as he pictured it in his mind.

He rushed around Canterlot looking for a building with a big glowing sign that said "XOXO Stallions and Mares". Back when he and Twilight lived in Canterlot, they passed this building on a walk through town. Spike didn't get 5 seconds to look at it before getting hoofed upside the head by Twilight. But now he knew he was destined that he stumbled across it that day.

After what felt like he never find it. Spike saw a glow coming from a alley.

"Hhuuuhh... is that it?!" Spike thought. "Yes it is".

Spike ran up to the door and suddenly a hoof blocking his way made him crash and burn.

"Hey what gives." Spike said rubbing his head.

"Identification please." A big grey stallion with black hair said in a deep voice.

"Aahhh... I don't have any." Spike said sheepishly.

"Than no access." The bouncer boomed.

Oh come on. I'm the assistant of Celestia's star pupil Twilight Sparkle. Spike said pleading.

"Even if you are, you have no proof. Plus, might I add, how old are you?" The bouncer proclaimed and asked.

Spike fell into his notion and began to sweat uncontrollably and flip a shit. He got down on his knees and shuffled up to the bouncer, spitting out a thousand words per minute.

"Oh please oh please oh please let me in! My whole manhood is at stake!" Spike pleaded at the top of his lungs.

"What are you talking about kid?" Asked the bouncer.

Spike takes in a big inhale and then at Pinkie Pie speed, spills his story.

"Well you see their was this whole royal wedding, I'm pretty sure you know about, but anyway, I got put in charge of hosting the grooms bachelor party and I had no clue what one is. So I asked my mothhhh... I mean my mentor and star pupil of Celestia Twilight Sparkle to explain a bachelor party. She did a good job up until the point of when she almost got bucked by a royal guard. So I was all like STOP! So she did, but after that it all made sense! So then I got the gears in my head tumbling, I mean just listen to it, clank clank am I right? No, but serious, I was busy planning out the party at sonic speeds when I thought, "I'm going to need mares... and maybe some stallions couldn't hurt?". Aahhh never mind that part. Anyway, so I remembered this place I passed by when I was young, and boy was it painful of a trip... ". Spike managed to say leaving the bouncer more baffled than he has ever been in his life.

... There was a awkward silence... then the bouncer spoke.

"I have no clue what you just said little man, but the jist of it hit me right here." Pats his chest. "You may go on in... and finish your destined journey." The bouncer said holding back a tear.

"Really?" Why thanks bro, I owe you a favor." Spike said and then walked past the bouncer.

"You going to be a man little bro... your going to be a man." The bouncer said still hold in back tears and barely aware of the world around him.

It took some time for Spike's eyes to adjust to the super bright neon lights everywhere. He could not believe what he was seeing! First thing he noticed was the shiny silver poles on stages that look like the ones Rarity uses for her fashion day views. And on the stages were ponies of all shapes, colors, species, and genders dancing against the poles. Also the music was too loud and dub steppy for Spike.

"I always dreamed about what this place would look like on the inside... I never thought I be in here after the stern discipline from Twilight." Spike thought.

... Spike's little member began to become hard again from looking at the now half-naked ponies in front of him. Spike found this weird since ponies are usually naked, but when they wear a little bit of clothing. It makes all the difference.

"Ok Spike... remember you're on a mission, you don't have time for these feelings right now." Spike said aloud softly. He walk up to one of the stages and called out to the dancers.

"Hey! Hey! Do any of you want to grind against my mentors brother for his bachelor party!?" Spike asked not realizing how awkward that sounded.

"What was that little man?" One of the dancers heard Spike.

"Why is everyone calling me little man?" Spike thought to self all puzzled.

The pony that answered Spike was a unicorn mare with a lavender coat like Twilight with a one color solid bright pink mane like Fluttershy.

"Twilight?" Spike quickly shook the thought out of his head and replied to the dancer before him.

"What I said was... ". Spike stopped because he noticed the dancer making a "give me" gesture with her hoof. He had no clue why until he looked around and saw other ponies hoofing and throwing money at or into the dancers.

"Ah fine." Spike said grumbling and reaching his claw into his skin pocket. Where did those come from?

The dancer gladly took Spike's money and hoofed it in her stocking.

"So you say you need a dancers for a bachelor party?" The dancer asked confirming if she heard right.

"Well I thought I would be only able to get one of you ponies. But if more of you come, that would be great! Spike said sealing the deal.

"Awww thanks, my coworkers and I would be ever so joyed and thankful to take on a your request... now about payment? The dancer said gracefully.

"Um... I think the groom has got it covered." Spike falsely claimed.

"Wonderful Mr. Dragon!" The dancer cheered.

"Huh... Mr. Dragon... I could get used to that."