Spike's First Adult Party

by Blue Ice Tales

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 2088

Spike has been put in charge of the bachelor party of Shining Armor, except he does not know what one is.

Spike has been put in charge of the bachelor party of Shining Armor, except he does not know what one is. It becomes awkward when he has to ask Twilight who is busy planning Cadences party. Will Spike endure his first lesson in sexual conduct, or will Shining Armor's party be a bust.

(There is *no* prensence or existence of Alcohol or drugs and their will be *no* sexual interactions with Spike)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-18 00:08:54 UTC

The Talk

"Twilight! Twilight!" A nimble little purple and green dragon said running and looking for his mentor. He was told by Pinkie Pie that he can find her in Cadences guest room. How she knew that Twilight would be there was beyond his comprehension. Since Twilight went to go talk to Celestia and did not say where she would be after.

"It better not be a trick" Spike thought to himself.

By the time Spike got to top of the tower, he was sweating and out of breath.

"Wooo... aahhh... I need to cut down on the gems" Spike said admitting his poor physical attributes.

He raised his claw to knock on the big wooden door hoping that Twilight would be on the other side. The door swung open and out came a lavender unicorn.

"Spike? What are doing here? I told you I was planing Cadences party and that I wouldn't be around tonight." Said Twilight.

"Oh... yeah right." Spike remarked sheepishly not knowing what she was talking about.

"Were you even listening earlier?" Twilight asked with a low tone.

Spike had been to busy stuffing his face with wedding cake to notice Twilights presence, let alone her speaking.

"Of course I was, I just was making sure you were doing what you said you were doing." Spike said speaking out his ass.

"Ah huh right... so why are you here." Twilight said with a smug face seeing right through Spike's lie.

"Ok, you got me. But I really need your help!" Spike confessed.

"What is it then, I need to finish my plans for Cadences party."

"That's just it, I don't how to plan a bachelor party because I don't know what one is." Spike said big eyed holding his tail.

Twilight froze. She had no clue how she was going to approach this situation.

"Celestia damit. Why did we even choose Spike for this?"

"Well you see Spike, when a pony gets married, they become a single bond that only they can break. And one way to break that bond is to make love with another stallion or mare. Which is called cheating. So in order to avoid temptations, a stallion and or mare will have fun with a bunch of random stallions or mares with a party thrown by a ponies single friend or friends for one last night of fun. Does that make sense to you?" "Oh please just accept that and move on!"

"Ok." Spike answered sounding and looking puzzeled.

"Shoof" Twilight thought exhaling.

"But what do you mean by love and fun?" Spike asked catching Twilight off guard.

Twilights body collapse in on itself like as if their was a mini cringe fest being thrown on her.

"Oh boy... aahhh... gaahhh. Ok, I guess I should tell you, since your going to have to find out eventually." "It's fine Twilight, other kids find out about this stuff too. It only a matter of time before their curiousities peaked." Twilight said trying to convince herself.

Spike sat down pretzel style, curious about what Twilight was going to say.

Twilight in return, leavited a near by desk chair to sit down herself.

"I better start with the first one." Thought Twilight.

"Ok Spike, so you know what the usually meaning of love is?" Twilight asked.

Spike nodded in agreement.

"Well the love that I am referring to is different. This form of love involves being intimate with another pony." Twilight said.

"What is being intimate?" Spike asked.

Twilight already entered the path of no return. Might as well make something of it.

"Being intimate involves being close with a another being using your sensitive areas. Do you know where and what these sensitive things are?"

Spike nodded yes again, as he was not completely clueless on the subject. Back when she and Spike lived in Canterlot, when Spike first started to walk and talk, he would sometimes play with his thing and wonder what it was. Twilight ended up telling him the difference between a male and a female. Which involved her mentioning penis's and vagina's.

But now she had to show him what they can be used for.

"So Spike. Don't ever expect me to this again. Also don't say anything to anypony.

Twilight walk over to a near by guard and whispered something in his ear. His face went from content to shock to understanding. When Twilight got back, she turned around and lifted her tail giving Spike a full view of her marehood.

Spike was shocked as the guard was and starred at Twilight with aw. He felt a sensation rising in him. Spike's choid began to become stiff. He quickly covered it. Twilghy also explained to him back then about when he feels tingly, his special spot will become excited and want relief. Spike wasn't old enough for the full relief, but whenever Twilight was out of the house. He would hide in his bed with secret comics that Twilight did not know about.

Spike wanted so bad to give himself a relief. Bug he felt that it was wrong to do it to Twilight sense she was like a mother to him. Plus it was not the time and place anyway.

Spikes thoughts were interrupted when he noticed the guard had followed Twilight and was now putting his front hooves over Twilight and positioning his own member towards Twilight's. Spike felt a sudden thought of concern for his figurative mother.

"Twilight stop! You don't have to give me a demonstration. Just continue explaining it with words." Spike said with chivalry.

"Oh... ok then Spike, if that's what you want." Twilight said disappointed. Since she was going to explain this to Spike, she might as well got something else out of it. Using Spike as a excuse to have sex with a royal guard might have been extreme now that she thinks about it.

"Sorry about." Twilight apologized to Spike and the royal guard.

"Ok... so where was I? Oh yes, now about the fun part." Twilight said confusedly.

"Whenever."

"Twilight!" Spiked yell cutting her off.

"What is it?" Twilight asked being the new puzzeled one.

"I think I get it now." Spike replied.

"How could you get it now? I still have flash cards, descriptions and" Twilight didn't get a chance to finish her list.

Spike had already started running back down the tower stairs.

"Glad I could help... I guess?"

The Club

For the first time, Spike felt like he could become a man, but only if tonight when as good as he pictured it in his mind.

He rushed around Canterlot looking for a building with a big glowing sign that said "XOXO Stallions and Mares". Back when he and Twilight lived in Canterlot, they passed this building on a walk through town. Spike didn't get 5 seconds to look at it before getting hoofed upside the head by Twilight. But now he knew he was destined that he stumbled across it that day.

After what felt like he never find it. Spike saw a glow coming from a alley.

"Hhuuuhh... is that it?!" Spike thought. "Yes it is".

Spike ran up to the door and suddenly a hoof blocking his way made him crash and burn.

"Hey what gives." Spike said rubbing his head.

"Identification please." A big grey stallion with black hair said in a deep voice.

"Aahhh... I don't have any." Spike said sheepishly.

"Than no access." The bouncer boomed.

Oh come on. I'm the assistant of Celestia's star pupil Twilight Sparkle. Spike said pleading.

"Even if you are, you have no proof. Plus, might I add, how old are you?" The bouncer proclaimed and asked.

Spike fell into his notion and began to sweat uncontrollably and flip a shit. He got down on his knees and shuffled up to the bouncer, spitting out a thousand words per minute.

"Oh please oh please oh please let me in! My whole manhood is at stake!" Spike pleaded at the top of his lungs.

"What are you talking about kid?" Asked the bouncer.

Spike takes in a big inhale and then at Pinkie Pie speed, spills his story.

"Well you see their was this whole royal wedding, I'm pretty sure you know about, but anyway, I got put in charge of hosting the grooms bachelor party and I had no clue what one is. So I asked my mothhhh... I mean my mentor and star pupil of Celestia Twilight Sparkle to explain a bachelor party. She did a good job up until the point of when she almost got bucked by a royal guard. So I was all like STOP! So she did, but after that it all made sense! So then I got the gears in my head tumbling, I mean just listen to it, clank clank am I right? No, but serious, I was busy planning out the party at sonic speeds when I thought, "I'm going to need mares... and maybe some stallions couldn't hurt?". Aahhh never mind that part. Anyway, so I remembered this place I passed by when I was young, and boy was it painful of a trip... ". Spike managed to say leaving the bouncer more baffled than he has ever been in his life.

... There was a awkward silence... then the bouncer spoke.

"I have no clue what you just said little man, but the jist of it hit me right here." Pats his chest. "You may go on in... and finish your destined journey." The bouncer said holding back a tear.

"Really?" Why thanks bro, I owe you a favor." Spike said and then walked past the bouncer.

"You going to be a man little bro... your going to be a man." The bouncer said still hold in back tears and barely aware of the world around him.

It took some time for Spike's eyes to adjust to the super bright neon lights everywhere. He could not believe what he was seeing! First thing he noticed was the shiny silver poles on stages that look like the ones Rarity uses for her fashion day views. And on the stages were ponies of all shapes, colors, species, and genders dancing against the poles. Also the music was too loud and dub steppy for Spike.

"I always dreamed about what this place would look like on the inside... I never thought I be in here after the stern discipline from Twilight." Spike thought.

... Spike's little member began to become hard again from looking at the now half-naked ponies in front of him. Spike found this weird since ponies are usually naked, but when they wear a little bit of clothing. It makes all the difference.

"Ok Spike... remember you're on a mission, you don't have time for these feelings right now." Spike said aloud softly. He walk up to one of the stages and called out to the dancers.

"Hey! Hey! Do any of you want to grind against my mentors brother for his bachelor party!?" Spike asked not realizing how awkward that sounded.

"What was that little man?" One of the dancers heard Spike.

"Why is everyone calling me little man?" Spike thought to self all puzzled.

The pony that answered Spike was a unicorn mare with a lavender coat like Twilight with a one color solid bright pink mane like Fluttershy.

"Twilight?" Spike quickly shook the thought out of his head and replied to the dancer before him.

"What I said was... ". Spike stopped because he noticed the dancer making a "give me" gesture with her hoof. He had no clue why until he looked around and saw other ponies hoofing and throwing money at or into the dancers.

"Ah fine." Spike said grumbling and reaching his claw into his skin pocket. Where did those come from?

The dancer gladly took Spike's money and hoofed it in her stocking.

"So you say you need a dancers for a bachelor party?" The dancer asked confirming if she heard right.

"Well I thought I would be only able to get one of you ponies. But if more of you come, that would be great! Spike said sealing the deal.

"Awww thanks, my coworkers and I would be ever so joyed and thankful to take on a your request... now about payment? The dancer said gracefully.

"Um... I think the groom has got it covered." Spike falsely claimed.

"Wonderful Mr. Dragon!" The dancer cheered.

"Huh... Mr. Dragon... I could get used to that."