Mental Barfing

Sale On Everything!

"Oh good," I said to myself, "I needed a new planet buster." I walked into the store to buy myself a new death weapon.

I stared down at the molten slag that used to be Earthquestria.

"I guess you could say," I put on my sunglasses, "there was D.F.S. Death For Some-but-apparently-not-all-because-I-somehow-survived-this!"